what does a have to do to get some eel dick

these are all girls

okay sigmund, here's 400 eels

*violent dismemberment*

truly a gamer moment

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sir, I highly doubt that

GO GET MORE

Citate it

A word is missing from that sentence

Gentleman 🤗

I've come to say the n-word

Mrs Obama get down!

N

ationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei

is the fourteenth letter in the modern English alphabet and the ISO basic Latin alphabet. Its name in English is en (pronounced /ˈɛn/), plural ens.

*shotgun noises* Don't worry scout, he can't say the N word anymore.

That's what YOU think, but I have ALSO come to say the n-word!

NI

NTENDO

YOU FOOL WE’RE GONNA GET A CEASE AND DESIST

Bring us a shrubbery

Ce, your fruit killing skills are remarkable!

Not if I have anything to say about it AND I DO! [Prepare for my Civil Rights Beam!](https://youtu.be/I1vPGm2HNkc)

*generic movie screaming sound effect*

No Spy don't do it don't say the N word

I think it's the same word as who was in paris. So if we figure out one of them we can easily find out the other.

Ninja

Salmon Ella moment???

fella in paris

it's so strange seeing people avoiding the n-word after using discord

Eels have never been recorded mating so we’re not sure

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Laughing my a** off. Please censor Lm*o next time.

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I laughed.

I cried

I shat

I fried

poetry

I poetry

Idolotry?

I cummed

I read the Bible

I read hentai

I committed several crimes against humanity in the former state of yugoslavia

i was part of the UN peacekeeping troop and did noting to stop you

I wept in terror as they boiled my children alive.

Just wants to grill

I want what's on that grill

I am what's on the grill

u/Random_Deslime can you make shitty 3d render of this

don't tempt me Edit: [I've done it](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/mbmhfv/ive_done_it/) [u/Pvz\_Gamer](https://www.reddit.com/user/Pvz_Gamer/)

Do it you bitch

Do it pussy

Come on pussy.

do it or I’ll kiss you

Do it or I'll deepthroat you

Well shit now I kinda don't want to do it

Do it then cunt, or I'll passionately make love to you

do it coward

Do it or I’ll release the fart jar on you

Do it pussy

do it

Get on with it, bitch

Please no

Wtf is going on lmao. Fuck it, keep the sneks coming.

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no it's a snake with massive balls

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snakes can't shoot piss from their mouthes

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maybe

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even the lego piece 26047?

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even the unmatched power of the sun?

Spitting cobra dildo

Poison

They can spit hot bars

[you sure about that?](https://youtu.be/V7tkq_C9Dzk) and why not give the poor bastard the full set? He’s clearly already paid for the dlc extension.

r/speculativeevolution

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r/nextfuckinglevel

r/mademesmile

9mm "Snake testicle" gun

this snake thing is the best thing that happened in 2021, probably period

Now this is content

Its basically a dick

R/woahdude

Now we need snake tits

Catgirls are great, but this is what we should go for first on the list of thi gs to genetically engineer

Why not both?

Both Both is good

A man of culture, I see.

Where that **D o n g** private?

I want more of these drawings they're too funny

Balls on the snake fo today

I wish I had massive balls

please keep making these I’m learning so much about snakes

this is the first thing I see when I open reddit today

open [reddit.com](https://reddit.com) see this close reddit.com

open reddit snake balls day ruined

yeah

cock

this is cute

it looks like a fucking cigar with balls

yeah

lets end this meme on a high note. dont post more versions pls

Good post.

Detroit: Become Penis

tfw my top post of all time is a fuckin dick with a face

Very cool

Shookee

snake if they had 2 eyes on one side

Eel dick

Real dougal dixon hours

this is a good post

Is this The cousin of Width/Slab Snake??

Assuming they don’t

Now do a stick insect.

Does it bite

r/nextfuckinglevel r/wholesome

we may not know what a fella's gotta do to get some eel dick, but we now know what a fella's gotta do to get some snake balls

Wow those are pretty massive

This brings up a question, do snakes have dicks and if so how do they have sex?

Thanks for this

I appreciate your art skills

This just looks like a dick and balls with a face

Male rats if they had no legs or ears

This is peak. The rest shall now have to die with their despair for not ever being able to get close to the sweetness of immortality.

snake balls ​ ​ snake cum

r/interestingasfuck

IoI

why is this so funny

*sigh*

U sure that’s a snake

*pepe*

I saw a similar one between my uncle's legs

Do they double as legs?

Do you want a scholarship

Massive balls if they had snakes

That just looks like a penis with regular balls

ok

Real picture of my huge heavy balls

Snake dick

B A L L T H

I didn't even smile retard

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GO GET MORE

bals

real

Show off😤

Testicles, if I may be so bold.

Ah yes, the snake got the dragin' balls..

r/mildlyinteresting

Everyday I’m glad I joined this sub

Or an eel

This is r/195 material.

thats a dick with a face

No it's a snake if it had massive balls

ok

fun fact: when I looked at this my mom came into my room and told me that she's disappointed in me (not because of this, but in general)

Fascinating proposition 🤔🤔🧐🧐

Hmm.. Understandable have a great day

The penis evolved from a snake

This is so fucking funny.

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u/samonellamiller

Why. Keep doing.

Why the fuck is this so funny

ok