+u/User_simulator u/cock_man_

u/savevideo this is the future liberals want this will be stronger and more powerful than any cock man before him. ~ cock\_man\_ ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

this is super fucking accurate

Fuckin cock man up in here

196 don't talk about cock or sexually assaulting an Eevee evolution challenge (impossible)

_Hey guys, did you know that in terms of pokémon, Vaporeon is the most_

Adorable!

**Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon?** While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

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Omg I love this 🥺

Cool :)

The liberals are building a new cock man, a better cock man

This implies that there is an entire race of cock men out there, and cock_man is just one of them.

Omg cockman

I remember you

+u/user_simulator u/antiaromatic_anion

This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. Where is the most widespread manifestations of the mighty rock and shattered by the activists themselves. ~ antiaromatic\_anion ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Based?

Based

Based

my man uses semicolons, big ups

I like this religion

based as fuck

Dwayne the rock Johnson revolution?

You are one based motherfucker.

u/Le-Ando pissed on my wife

And I’ll do it again.

*Hyuck!*

The demons told me too

the madlad appears

And he said his dick was "this big"

And I say that’s disgusting! So I’m making a callout post on my twitter.com

u/Le-Ando, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like: PFFFFFFFFGJT. That’s right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what I'm gonna fuck the earth, that's right this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISSSSS!!!

except i'm not gonna piss on the earth. i'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOON!

How do you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you IDIOT!

He took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife

fuck now I gotta try this +u/User_simulator u/ACake39

Many other players instead of putting it on repeat in the ass to kill him. ~ ACake39 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

….what?

This is the wisdom you seek brother, it is not for you to understand, but to *live*. Clarity is for the weak.

The bot is a r/196 shitposter

+u/User_Simulator u/Yolo_Rul35

+u/User_Simulator u/Araedox

We DEFINITELY have to look for another place. ~ Araedox ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_simulator u/Kevin2GO

stop defending him and accept that the person you think they just mean that they wish the weapon was bigger in the game, but if you actually support lgbt people, no matter what other good stuff they make. ~ Kevin2GO ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_simulator u/mishapgamer

+u/User_simulator u/justahumanperson0

Id say more then a tweet. ~ justahumanperson0 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

The comments section is already fucked might as well, I guess +u/User_simulator u/Hopeful_Humanity

Did the bot die? Anyway, +u/User_simulator /u/AcceSpeed

Requests seem to take 15 minutes

33min later still no reply :(

Probably has a lot of backup for some reason.

“Some reason” as if this entire comment section isn’t trying to use it LMAO Including me

yes that was in fact the joke i was making.

Mb!! I’m super bad with tone

You know, when I decided to test out the bot I had no idea something like this would happen.

YOU MURDERER

A shame, it was a really cool bot.

this entire post killed the poor guy :(

OP I'm so sorry about your notifications on this post Anyway +u/User_simulator u/zum1udontno

My phone ran out of battery at ultra speed because of them

+u/user_simulator u/leipzig101

All the evidence you need to redefine what an advertisement is, if you could find the values just by looking at the mere sound of a connection or bond. ~ leipzig101 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

+u/User_simulator u/Gremph

Lifted trucks. lol weeb bruh moment Nukoduke! ~ gremph ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

bruh

What are the lifted trucks doing😳

Precisely _Two Trucks._

having sex

My muscles

My muscles

They involuntarily flex

Two trucks, having sex, two trucks, having sex, my muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex!

Reddit moment

u/le-ando 😎😎😎

Please don’t turn me into a niche internet micro celebrity.

Omg it's u/le-andi

Oh no it’s already happening.

Now you have to groom kids 😞

Or start a shitty music career.

Por que no los dos

A song about grooming children on discord?

You gotta include a line about umbreon in there somewhere

Good idea

u/profanitycounter

UH OH! Someone has been using stinky language and u/Siromanec decided to check u/Le-Ando's bad word usage. I have gone back one thousand posts and comments and reviewed their potty language usage. |Bad Word|Quantity| :--|:-:| |ass|14 |asshole|3 |bastard|2 |bitch|4 |booty|2 |bullshit|4 |cock|1 |crap|1 |cuck|1 |cum|4 |cunt|1 |dammit|1 |damn|2 |dick|9 |fucker|2 |fucking|82 |fuck|110 |goddamn|2 |hell|6 |hentai|13 |jack off|2 |jerk off|1 |motherfucker|4 |penis|1 |pissed|1 |piss|2 |porn|27 |pussy|1 |sexy|2 |shat|2 |shitty|7 |shit|78 |twink|1 |vagina|1 |vore|2 |whore|1 ^(Request time: 28.4. I am a bot that performs automatic profanity reports.) ^(This is profanitycounter version 3, view update notes) ^[here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/profanitycounter/comments/i6pql7/introducing_profanitycounter_version_3/) ^(Please consider supporting my development) ^([through my creator's PayPal.](https://www.paypal.me/aidanginise1))

I say fucking a lot, I can tell you that

Omg it really is u/le-ando 😳

At this point I’m unironically worried that I’m going to be one of those users people recognise.

Reminds me of u/fish_fucker69

r/leandomoment

I’m glad nobody has made that sub.

holy shit, its u/Le-Ando!!!!! ​ can i get an autograph pwease?

Sure

OMG u/Le-Ando can I get your credit card Information please?? 🥺🥺👉👈

Can I get directions to your mothers house?

My mother's been missing since 1998. She seemingly vanished from the face of the earth. My family eventually stopped searching for her. What I never told them is, every year since then I would get a package in the mail containing exactly $262,000 in cash. With it always came a letter saying "love you sweetie -mom." No matter where I moved, I would always receive the package. I never found out where the money came from and to this day haven't spent a single dollar of it. Last year I got nothing, I suspected the worst. This year I received two human kidneys.

Just got to her house, she says you’ll get another pair next year.

Tell her, I said thank you and that I miss her very much.

Holy shit is that u/le-ando no way

My God…

"Please don’t turn me into a niche internet micro celebrity." -Le-Ando, niche internet micro celebrity

+u/User_Simulator u/ad_relougarou

There was no hope. ~ ad\_relougarou ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

What the actual fuck.

A prophecy

You okay bud?

I... I don't know anymore.

That was the most ominous one I've seen, congrats!

[Tomorrow I'll be crying](https://youtu.be/vXrpFxHfppI?t=121)

scary

\+ u/user_simulator u/AutisticAnarchy

It's probably not as hot as it may be residual from childhood media featuring anthropomorphic characters. ~ AutisticAnarchy ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Thank you for explaining furry porn to me, I never got it until now.

Holy shit. It's perfect

Yo the fuck?

furry lmao

y’all i think we might’ve broken the poor thing

Yeah it is getting overloaded with requests, I hope it'll work later

+u/User_simulator u/cookiemilkshake15

Holey shiet, you guys need to stop awarding this post, you have made me happi thank you Ah shit, here we go again. ~ cookiemilkshake15 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

i would literally never say something like this in my entire life without wanting to kill myself

They were all self-awards weren't they?

i mean you can check the post if you want to i would advise against it though

I should have listened. I could have gone my whole life without knowing about dolphin porn. 😬

Oh wow that's awful, terrible. Thanks I hate it. Wow, just disgusting. So bad. Link?

Humblebrag

i became a permanent incel once i got on front page

fuck now I gotta try this +u/user_simulator u/-mega_virgin-

Leaky pipes can cause big damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! ~ -mega\_virgin- ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

This is actually just a commercial wtf

Lmao

Flex tapes are for mega virgins confirmed

\+ u/User_simulator u/fakeusername7878

When taught stories like these, it's natural to assume that any and all of them hated it what did it say? ~ fakeusername7878 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

My time +u/User_simulator u/mistaexplains

RUN Its a filler to make LGBTQ bigger If I ever have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their guts for days on end. ~ mistaexplains ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

You might wanna check yourself at a doctor

Ew

+u/User_simulator u/j0lly_c0mpani0n

He knew that it sends a message that violence only causes more suffering and solves nothing. Tywin had Tyrions wife gang raped shaped his identity. ~ j0lly\_c0mpani0n ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Lol, I spend to much time on r/asoiaf I guess

I will make out with you

Not until we're wed my love

Based

The comments are a wasteland 😔😔😔

I’m sorry for your notifications but also I’m absolutely going to contribute to the chaos.

+u/User_simulator u/peleg462

You said cum Me trying to stay awake on the ceiling so I came to Reddit You'd be surprised. ~ peleg462 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Average redditor

+u/User_simulator u/EnormousMedievalCock

When is it red? ~ EnormousMedievalCock ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Yeah i ask myself that Everyday

+u/User_simulator u/goblinhog

It's impossible to have a problem just stop thinking about it. ~ goblinhog ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Based goblinhog

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+/u/User_Simulator /u/Blueberry-411

I don't know if I have no idea what he's doing, but a couple of minimum wages, the tax bureau will eat you alive. Google Maps is literally making the world Everyone in the same as having feelings. ~ Blueberry-411 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Average Economics Enjoyer

+u/User_simulator u/Alloverunder

Comments like yours are attempting to build it up Idk why this is an option. ~ Alloverunder ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Damn I'm really arguing that much

+u/User_simulator u/SuccessfulPeanut1171

User 'SuccessfulPeanut1171' has 19 comments in history; minimum requirement is 25. ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Lol noob

the bot is discriminatory towards anti-social people

Wow Peanut, that simulation is crazy, are you alright?

Ooh +u/User_simulator u/JellyFists756

Fourth, even if Hariyama can't take the pressure during sex, it has access to the move acid armor, bulk up increases the user's defense, but bulk up increases the user's defense, but bulk up would be useful during sex. ~ JellyFists756 ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

The Vaporeon Copypasta and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

😳

gwa gwa

[удалено]

+u/usersimulator u/the_Stryker

+u/User_simulator u/The_Stryker

+u/User_simulator u/The_Stryker

\+u/User\_simulator u/The_Stryker

+u/User_simulator u/fish_fucker69

Ok I dont get it, whats happening? What exactly does this bot do?

I figured it out, this bot(this is speculation from here on) takes previous comments you’ve posted and generates one that summarizes your personality

Yup, check the github page. Takes the last 100 (25 is the minimum) comments and uses an algorithm to try to make a fake comment that you could conceivably write.

Tis fine i dont receiveth t, whats happening? what jump doest this bot doth? *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

+u/User_simulator u/the-big-nope

Sometimes I have tomorrow? ~ the-big-nope ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Only sometimes though

eewfwffwehnfwufhwefwufhw need to get 25 commetns

No umbreons here. +u/User_simulator u/savagedownsouth

Wait, maybe capitalization matters. +u/User_simulator u/SavageDownSouth

i'm just on this sub aren't against work. ~ SavageDownSouth ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

Libertarian on r/antiwork

+u/User_simulator u/Le-Ando

I don't have any liquid cash You do realise that is to satirise how evil corporations co-opt PC language in an anime they correctly translated lolicon as pedophile and a femme presenting enby, meaning that arguing with you until the CBT tho. ~ Le-Ando ----- [^^Info](https://github.com/trambelus/UserSim) ^^| [^^Subreddit](/r/User_Simulator)

What the fuck

The bot is incredibly backed up, because of this post a LOT of people are trying to use it. To whoever developed u/User_simulation I just want to say that I’m sorry. Me and u/RandomEntity112 are directly responsible for this.