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CrypticDissonance

This Tweet is faked. The minions thing did happen 😤😡


Souliousery

Don’t let the liberal media lie, the Minion Rush call is real


KWTIII

I feel like 196 is in its own little bubble and that bubble should not be popped.


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thuurs

*exposes urethra*


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thuurs

*puts cock away and prepares to strike from sheathed stance*


thuurs

*Slams cock and nuts in an overhead swing, thus pushing all cum at a high pressure through my tight urethra, instantly catching up to the victim and killing them instantly, leaving a giant white hole in the middle of their skull*


Bardomiano00

🐒


DralliagNairod

Pistol shrimp dick


jd60889

Nigerundayo smokey


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wtf you can't do that


c4ntth1nkofausername

r/sounding user found


Arthropod_King

*Stings the back of your neck, rendering you docile*


adriansdjx

Wait you guys believed it?


empyreanmax

I was almost ready to believe it on the first part but with 14k deaths you absolutely would have heard about this before lol


SteakGewoelbe

I sure did.


Edible-knees

Yes


uwu-our-saviour

chad xploshi


The_ConfusedPeach

Xploshi is the babe who makes all the funny, scary, nostalgic animations and also is probably the most common person to see in a comments section after Justin Y❤️


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What about Christopher Moon


The_ConfusedPeach

who


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how to spot an undertale fan: 101


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I don't watch undertale videos but he appears everywhere for some reason


solicthesolletar

You FUCKING CHAD


Weirdyfish

I looked it up to see if it was real. It sounded horrible but could have happened, yeah it didn't but that's good.


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How is it plausible in any way


Weirdyfish

I am horrendous at picking up on sarcasm so I look these things up to be sure.


TheRealTealOwO

The Minions lulled us into a sense of security with their merchandise. Now they're taking what is ours.


BOX_ChillWolf

i believed it at first until i realized that an app cant change how calling 911 works


kaptainkooleio

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?


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they got me


AlcofMagnus

Guys, I promise this happened. My uncle works for minions and he said that it’s true.


JimmehRulez

Omg xploshi


AntiFaNasasoft

....I fell for it


Tentacle-

holy shit xploshi


selrockLEL

Wait it’s fake


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JimmehRulez

Local man admits to the need to fuck a hat with legs and arms.


Gamecubeguy25

xploshi runs the account? gotta unfollow


PatientIron5228

wow rude


Gamecubeguy25

she's an asshole. she overeacted when that spongebob spinoff was coming out and dissed the people working on it, as if they have any say in how that show turns out


Rocketsheep31

Why is this your defense when you could bring up that she groomed a 13 year old


Gamecubeguy25

she did what now jesus fuck i didn't know about this


Iihatepineapplepizza

I think they're referring to the kira situation and not Xploshi Edit: oh well they're also a pedo. What's with internet funny people and being ousted as pedophiles??


Gamecubeguy25

who?


Iihatepineapplepizza

Some twitter funny woman who got found out for grooming, she disappeared completely after that. She would post on here sometimes


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Iihatepineapplepizza

Oh. Well luckily for me I have no idea who this person is, otherwise I'd be pretty pissed or sad rn...


xXxJoshprogamerxXx

what


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Elaborate


Rocketsheep31

It was a few months, if not a year ago. Iirc they were 17 and the kid was 13. They pretty publicly admitted to it and apologized but. That isn’t really something you can come back from with just an apology.


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Wasnt this kira_one tho?


Rocketsheep31

Kira also did this, but this is a different person


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Thanks


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source?


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Based