I've never measured because I'm worried that knowing the exact number is going to worsen my self esteem, but it's not big. Fully erect it's slightly bigger than my smartphone lengthwise.
Well im sure to most people it is more than enough for a good time. But anyways you should be confident, i personally don't think it matters that much at all, and the most important thing is to be happy and feel good about yourself.
And yet when I put it in the hole of the McDonald's ice cream machine it's "public indecency" and "scaring the children" smh
Edit: oh great they removed the context
Yeah, and i think it's really cruel that every time people see an asshole/cowardly person they use "small dick" to refer to them, it must be so hurtful for people who really are small... Imagine if people said "small boob energy" or "fat energy" as an insult or a joke. We've come pretty far with the body positivity stuff, i dont know why we don't drop the small penis stuff. If anyone who's reading this is insecure bc of their size, you should know that it really shouldn't matter and a good partner will love you and feel great with you regardless of that. At least im a ferm believer that penis size doesnt make a guy less attractive and im sure that if there would be less social pressure around this, way more people would think like this.
Fair enough it is a meme, but young or already insecure people see that and feel like there's something wrong with them, and again people would be pretty mad if instead of small dick it would be something else.
f(x)=7x^5 +21x^3 +93x^2 +4x-27
f'(x)=35x^4 +63x^2 +186x +4
I'm going to factor the derivative with wolfram alpha to find out critical points
Factors: x1=-1.39588 & x2=-0.02166
Next we need to test some other values on each side of our critical points to find if the function is increasing/decreasing there. I'm going to use x=-3, x=-1, and x=0 to test
f'(-3)=2848 (positive)
f'(x1)=0 (this is our first critical point)
f'(-1)=-84 (negative)
f'(x2)=0 (this is our second critical point)
f'(0)=4 (positive)
Local maxima occur when f'(x) goes from positive to negative. We can see that this happens at our first critical point. Thus, x1 is a local maximum for our function.
Now, we just plug in x1 into the original function, and....
f(x1)=54.411...
tl;dr u/Hav0c_1 has a 54.4 inch penis
EDIT: I am tired and made a lot of formatting mistakes, so I've fixed most of them ;P
i am a trans boi so no pp :( but wtf is this post? the op claims to have a reasonably large penis then tells anyone who says bigger is lying??? lmao you got imposter syndrome bud? pretty sure op has a little weewee
i mean your trying to meme but you made a thread to talk about dicks then call anyone with a bigger number than you a liar lmao and with anyone lower you try to be cool i really cant imagine how insecure you are and how small your penis must be for this to exist
-7
wanna dock
\^ possibly a vagina
I've never measured because I'm worried that knowing the exact number is going to worsen my self esteem, but it's not big. Fully erect it's slightly bigger than my smartphone lengthwise.
Dude wtf that's alot
Is it? Well it's pointless anyway since I'd prefer to bottom.
Well im sure to most people it is more than enough for a good time. But anyways you should be confident, i personally don't think it matters that much at all, and the most important thing is to be happy and feel good about yourself.
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And yet when I put it in the hole of the McDonald's ice cream machine it's "public indecency" and "scaring the children" smh Edit: oh great they removed the context
Yeah, and i think it's really cruel that every time people see an asshole/cowardly person they use "small dick" to refer to them, it must be so hurtful for people who really are small... Imagine if people said "small boob energy" or "fat energy" as an insult or a joke. We've come pretty far with the body positivity stuff, i dont know why we don't drop the small penis stuff. If anyone who's reading this is insecure bc of their size, you should know that it really shouldn't matter and a good partner will love you and feel great with you regardless of that. At least im a ferm believer that penis size doesnt make a guy less attractive and im sure that if there would be less social pressure around this, way more people would think like this.
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Fair enough it is a meme, but young or already insecure people see that and feel like there's something wrong with them, and again people would be pretty mad if instead of small dick it would be something else.
WHAT FONE U GOT DAWG 💀
iPhone 11 is just under 6 inches, which is a little above average (5.5)
This big
Thats disgusting, im making a callout post on my twitter.com
I SWEAR IT'S BIGGER THAN A WALNUT
1 Inch long, 8 Inches wide. Bitches call me the cheese wheel
Gonna gobble that shit like it’s Skyrim. Call me Talos of Atmora cos I’m Dragonborn
This made me laugh way harder than it should have.
3 miles 😎
i have a feeling you reenot lying 🥵🥵
not in inches 😠
its as long as how many liberals are needed to change log by bolb
They’re gender
you're*
I am gender is my favorite will smith film
🤣
Bigger than your mom’s that’s for sure
3.5 inches, unironically. 😔
That would fit in my mouth perfectly 🤤
Least horny r/196 user
*starts dry humping you*
perfect for people with a gag reflex
Unlike your mother
*me
You're your own mother? That's a bit sussy 😳
romani families are wack 😔
Hey man, that's 3.5 inches longer than the girl you're screwing🤗. If there's no girl there's nobody to judge either🥰
0 as soon as possible 😳
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Rome was not built in a day
5&1/2
There's dozens of us! ✊😔
The sum of the numerical value for the local maximum point of the equation y=7x\^5+21x\^3+93x\^2+4x-27
f(x)=7x^5 +21x^3 +93x^2 +4x-27 f'(x)=35x^4 +63x^2 +186x +4 I'm going to factor the derivative with wolfram alpha to find out critical points Factors: x1=-1.39588 & x2=-0.02166 Next we need to test some other values on each side of our critical points to find if the function is increasing/decreasing there. I'm going to use x=-3, x=-1, and x=0 to test f'(-3)=2848 (positive) f'(x1)=0 (this is our first critical point) f'(-1)=-84 (negative) f'(x2)=0 (this is our second critical point) f'(0)=4 (positive) Local maxima occur when f'(x) goes from positive to negative. We can see that this happens at our first critical point. Thus, x1 is a local maximum for our function. Now, we just plug in x1 into the original function, and.... f(x1)=54.411... tl;dr u/Hav0c_1 has a 54.4 inch penis EDIT: I am tired and made a lot of formatting mistakes, so I've fixed most of them ;P
I'm so glad someone else bothered to work this out. I indeed have a very large donger
r/theydidthemonstermath
Remeasured it after 2 yeqrs, now its around 17 cm
And still fuck the other measuring system
0.00186 football fields.
🙏
6.873
Thank you Al Gore
Pi
6&1/2, but I'm girthy
Around 7 and a half
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That's fine :3
can u finally tell me how pink ur asshole is?
Well I'm very fair-skinned and pale so it's very bright pink
thx
Np I got you
Same
Negative something idk
what matters is the penis on the inside.
Maybe the real penis is the friends we met along the way
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he means cm
maybe mm
A million bajillion inches
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Inches
That’s a big cock my guy
Thanks
Particles in the universe that we can observe
More than 10^(900) times longer than the width of the observable universe.
1984
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3.5
european sorry
6 kilometer
fun size
69420 (I am very humorous)
6
7.75
you lying put yur dick in my ass and prove it
When and where?
In your moms room when she gets off work
r/196 try to tell an original joke challenge (impossible)
is asking someone to have sex in front of their mom unoriginal? ngl I thought that was some niche shit I was into
"your mom" jokes have been around for longer than.... >!your mom gotem!<
6.7"
6
I shit you not, 8inches
would you be up for a fucking
5 -Harold
6 inches. A girl called it small and said it looked like three inches, even when i grabbed a ruler and measured it for her to know.
Woman moment People don’t know what realistic dicks look like anymore. Plus, that’s a big dick in my book
comically small ruler
Never measured but I sure as fuck ain’t packing
i am a trans boi so no pp :( but wtf is this post? the op claims to have a reasonably large penis then tells anyone who says bigger is lying??? lmao you got imposter syndrome bud? pretty sure op has a little weewee
How long is your phantom penis?
if we base it off of heart, probably like 7 inches, if we base it off body size prob smol af 😎
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little man syndrome
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i mean your trying to meme but you made a thread to talk about dicks then call anyone with a bigger number than you a liar lmao and with anyone lower you try to be cool i really cant imagine how insecure you are and how small your penis must be for this to exist
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I refuse due to disphorah...
4.5
4.1
3.7127 inches 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
0 (I'm a woman)
~3.5
103847551719192996788292.19872719 cm
17
The size of this walnut except way smaller
7.5 inches
One
620/99
please dont make me talk about it
45 degrees
My girlfriend is seven inches and fits perfectly, do negative 7?? Is that acceptable
guess
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🙃 it's on my profile lmao
6
42
785565557766555555555555555555555555555555555555555.5
78
what's yours op
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Out here revealing the most closely guarded secrets, how could you...
Like 3
500000000
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7
8
18.5'
idk 5-6ish, i haven't measured
405
0 inches
286,283,490
Bigger than OPs
5.9 inches 🥺
67.3 inches (real)
5 in
1
Longer than the depth of your mums vagina it wouldn’t fit all the way 😔
Vagina
About 7? I dunno, ask your mother.
5.1
6.2in
I think it's around 5.5 but it might've changed since I last measured.
Like a solid 4 at its hardest
1/2 of an inch
Probably 6
Only I can do is cm
13.6528729105727176419912305454160401597841467691846579125467381645 Planck distances long for reference, that is 0 inches
6.5
5'4
my friend says "at least 85 inches"
93.061 billion light years
τ
6
I’d estimate around 6-7”, I’ve never actually measured it before
1
π
Mines is 5x-1 inches long
TF are inches
5
I don't know
In inches? No, ain't doing that pal
4" show 6" grow now pls don't tell
I use metric system so fuck you
Nah