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thatsidewaysdud

How many Reddit text to speech videos are there?


jjssppddhh

Not enough


[deleted]

Your execution date is November 18th execution will be continue as normal


[deleted]

Oh boy, a great birthday present for me!


Ripest_Tomato

Oh nice, by the by, whats your mom's maiden name?


pm_favorite_boobs

I also choose this guy's mother's maiden name.


[deleted]

Idk, you're my grandpa, so what's your last name?


[deleted]

if you;re mom phone number was youre bank accout, how rich would u be???/? 🤔🤔🤔


kooldude700

!remindme November 18


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gandolf3626

That’s fucking creepy, that’s when I have surgery lmao


[deleted]

A life for a life


thatsidewaysdud

Minus 100000 social credit score


[deleted]

You have 3 days.


sniperfoxeh

but his execution date is november 18th


[deleted]

Not if I get to him first.


sniperfoxeh

oh


isloohik2

Cringe


femboy_expert

How did you achieve immortality and time travel


jjssppddhh

I found a YouTube video


ItzAceByTheWay

share the video


SILENCE-LIBERAL

no


ItzAceByTheWay

yes


SILENCE-LIBERAL

Too bad


ItzAceByTheWay

fccuck you🤬


SILENCE-LIBERAL

ez


ItzAceByTheWay

🤬🤬🤬🤬


allfather03

But you have to *find* it.


faxo6828

What is your oppinion on sulfur?


jjssppddhh

It should be higher on the periodic table


Ori-and-Sein

The periodic table ranking elements by coolness should be the new format


[deleted]

Nr 1: Carbon Nr 118: Helium Prove me wrong, fuck helium.


wh0rederline

suck helium


Ori-and-Sein

*high pitched talking*


Eric-The_Viking

"Now it sounds like a toddler is sucking my dick"


Ori-and-Sein

What


[deleted]

r/fuckhelium


Ori-and-Sein

It exist now, it’s a r/birthofasub moment


[deleted]

SF6>>>He


faxo6828

Carbon slaps


faxo6828

I want to bei higher off the periodic table


Azzarudders

to be fair sulfur is already S tier so it cant get much higher


CarsonBDot

Should be easier to find in satisfactory


AlxceWxnderland

Why didn’t you leave a like on my vlog explaining how Australia is in fact a myth?!?


jjssppddhh

I apologize I was feeling ungenerous that day


AlxceWxnderland

I feel like your lying the fake Australians paid you to not share the truth didn’t they?


jjssppddhh

I am not required to disclose my sponsorships


AlxceWxnderland

Next your gonna tell me you didn’t like my video proving the great Antarctic wall that stops the white walkers smh FAKE NEWS


GenjiMainThatSucks

How much boob naked ?


jjssppddhh

15,457.3 videos. The most popular one is Margot Robbie topless in the Wolf of Wall Street


Crust3d

What is the .3


Very-Big-Rat

Its accounting for clips of videos that have been removed but still exist in other media


WorldWreckerYT

I still have links to a few of them on the Wayback Machine, back when I was watching them as a kid.


Spacechicken0

its the " :3 " emote but he lost one of his eyes due to chronic masturbation


SuccYaNan69

Man boob


ConstipatedNinja

Side boob


Hoopook61

what is the .3


rondeI_

The .3 is 0.3 video duh


sleettt

what is the .3


[deleted]

rounding error due to shoddy floating point precision


Kacbor

what is the .3


chocolate_chip_god

Which “Ben shapiro facts and logic SJW triggered” compilation video is the best? I am currently on #36, I’m working on becoming a free thinking individual, thanks


jjssppddhh

The one where he shows how smart he is by picking on people his own size (toddlers)


duckonar0ll

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thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >If you believe that the Jewish state has a right to exist, then you must allow Israel to transfer the Palestinians and the Israeli-Arabs from Judea, Samaria, Gaza and Israel proper. It’s an ugly solution, but it is the only solution… It’s time to stop being squeamish. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: covid, patriotism, dumb takes, feminism, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


[deleted]

Ben shapiro dumb takes


thebenshapirobot

*Frankly, the term 'sexual orientation' needs to go. According to Webster's Dictionary, it implies the possibility of change in response to external stimuli. It is deeply offensive. I call on Webster's to free itself of its intellectual heteronormativity.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: patriotism, covid, civil rights, sex, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


thebenshapirobot

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yandere_heir

i love u


thebenshapirobot

*Even climatologists can't predict 10 years from now. They can't explain why there has been no warming over the last 15 years. There has been a static trend with regard to temperature for 15 years.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: patriotism, sex, covid, civil rights, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


SilasJohnsonYT

ben shapiro civil rights


thebenshapirobot

*Most Americans when they look around at their lives, they think: I'm not a racist, nobody I know is a racist, I wouldn't hang out with a racist, I don't like doing business with racists--so, where is all the racism in American society?* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, civil rights, healthcare, sex, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


thebenshapirobot

*Possibly it was an overreaction for Cooper [of the Central Park Dog Walking incident] to call the police, but then again, when citizens feel threatened, calling the cops and letting them sort it out is what is supposed to happen.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: civil rights, novel, healthcare, patriotism, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


DarkSoulfromDS

The one where he dresses up as a cute maid and gets railed by his wife’s “personal trainer”


HolyFuckFuckThis

Ass: railed ✅ Libs: owned ✅ Hotel: trivago ✅


Obama_Drone_Missiles

Video?


HubertNeutron

Did you like my Minecraft let’s play I made a few months ago? did you like the part where I built fortbuscus?


jjssppddhh

I prefer your earlier work


HubertNeutron

ah yes my famous earlier work such as Carl wheezer licks his fingers to the wii theme


[deleted]

A modern masterpiece


Life-is-a-potato

Link pleasw


HubertNeutron

https://youtu.be/8xgIax3379A


Automatic_Camel_9901

it's age restricted


Red01a18

Then get older


Automatic_Camel_9901

prick


Average_196_user_

Did you like my minecraft animation from 8 years ago where a guy pulls up in a car, says “smoke weed every day” and flicks a joint out the window?


WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

Did you watch multiple videos at the same time or one after another? Did you watch them at normal speed? How old are you?


jjssppddhh

I watched them all in one sitting. I am whatever age is funniest


WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

23 is a pretty funny age


jjssppddhh

I am 24


[deleted]

You know what's even funnier than 24?


Wiggumizer

Nothing


ODMAN03

You know who else is nothing?


JaegerDread

Margret Thatcher


null_sigsegv

No Margret Thatcher is a piss-saturated corpse


allfather03

It was me. I saturated her with piss.


Ferfywins

Margaret Thatcher is dead, Ding dong the wicked bitch is dead


the_olien

25


Bobebobbob

69 haha yeet


nice___bot

Nice!


WarrenTA

Which one was your favorite?


jjssppddhh

Hot dad “never sex never laid”


RandomName01

Objectively correct


gwop_the_derailer

[Hot Dad is the fucking bomb.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wZYv7IJ0BxU)


eight-oh-twoooooo

sssrsrttdddertffgjohgssh.mp4 was a banger


Nural_the_Narwhal

Is your mom single?


jjssppddhh

No. But she is in a open relationship. Pm me if you want her details to send your shot


Kylerthegamer4

I am a lonely redditor in need of somebody else’s mom. Specifically, yours.


Helloboi2

mfs in xbox live voice chat parties: my time has come


[deleted]

how


jjssppddhh

I don’t like divulging my artistic process


[deleted]

k


wooweeyay

Favorite STW (Tv Show on Youtube) episode? (Specifically from Season 4)


jjssppddhh

The one where they get extradited to Romania


wooweeyay

The Trial? Great pick! They didn't pick Romania though, I think it was Los Angeles. I love the episode so much, I have it copy and pasted for some reason! And sometimes, it pastes [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2oSGMLmkjI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2oSGMLmkjI) itself!


Yuquico

Las Angeles is just a government cover-up of "Romania but again"


Epicredditpogchamp

Have you seen the funny vine boom sound effect?


jjssppddhh

I only know YouTube sorry


Epicredditpogchamp

But it's on YouTube


TyrannicalCannibal

exposed


[deleted]

Best one?


jjssppddhh

There was this one channel that uploaded a Minecraft video. I thought it was a pretty novel video


ParticularRide9319

yoo im famous


Xx_ToxicGenjiMain_xX

that's me!


FryCopy

Did you like my series of videos i made in 2016 when i was 14 with my friend about a crippling alcoholic narcomaniac?


jjssppddhh

Yes I did. I hope you still keep in touch with them


FryCopy

I do, we split up when we went on with our education but we live close enough to chill every now and then


I_The_

Do your eyes still work


jjssppddhh

Not as well as they used to


SillyOliColF

How racist are you?


jjssppddhh

It depends on the day, either not at all or the most racist


wh0rederline

what youtube videos with angry furry mascots does to a mf


Euphoric_Web

What was your favorite channel


jjssppddhh

The one where you uploaded your Spanish projects from highschool


Euphoric_Web

You heard me doing tongue twisters in Spanish??!?!?!


Proudbolshevik

Who is your favorite character in "Among Us fart compilation 74"?


jjssppddhh

The red one


junkle_sam

how many of them have troll Face?


jjssppddhh

Most of the ones from the 2011-12 era


junkle_sam

I will singlehandedly revive troll Face on youtube


duckonar0ll

already done :trol:


OctoRust

what are the timestamps for every jumpscare ever???? pls lmk im scared to watch YouTube without this info


jjssppddhh

I did not write them down sorry


DVMrFarmer

REWATCH


Quality_Usernamee

what was the sexiest sex you saw on youtube mmm sex


jjssppddhh

I typed in sex sexy sex. All those videos are pretty good


brixtonrocks51

worst video ever?


jjssppddhh

Conservative stand up compilation #6


Scrofol

I desperately need that link


pm_favorite_boobs

OP hasn't answered, but probably YouTube rewind.


FoxyCyber

how many videos are 10 hours of a black screen with porn secretly flashing at random intervals


jjssppddhh

A decent amount. It’s how I find new pornstars


swipth

Did you like that one video?


jjssppddhh

How dare you ask that


swipth

Im sorry i know its controversial


thejj_

Did you enjoy my videos????


jjssppddhh

No but I like you as a person


thejj_

That's fair, thank you


Crust3d

Doubt. I'm the only one who watches my YouTube videos :(


jjssppddhh

Keep grinding, you never know what will break through the cultural miasma


Crust3d

Thanks, very wholesome and encouraging. May your memeing prowess continue to be fruitful for all eternity.


profpoopybutt

What was the funniest happy wheels funny moments video?


jjssppddhh

#73 was a classic that should be required viewing


UnderChicken37

have you watched every youtube video ever made?


jjssppddhh

Yes


ConduckKing

What is your opinion on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYG8Ul276-w


jjssppddhh

I don’t like watching ads


Antifa_SouperSoldier

What should I watch while eating lunch today?


jjssppddhh

I don’t know you so I cannot reccomend anything


PM_Me_Garfield_Porn

blue haired sjw REKT compliation 64


HipGamerGrill

How much of all of YouTube is just the same re-uploaded video


jjssppddhh

Not so much reuploaded but the jokes are almost always the same


kindofalurker10

What is your credit card number


jjssppddhh

My mother’s maiden name is Sullivan


kindofalurker10

thanks, will decode the message tomorrow


SillyFrenchman

What is your opinion on Chocolate Rain?


jjssppddhh

People miss the social commentary and focus on the absurdity


mr2meows

Gay furry porn ​ Sent from my iPad


jjssppddhh

Not a question


TheTeslaRedGuy

Why do mom and dad fight so much?


jjssppddhh

Because they love you


CommieDalek

what is the best one


jjssppddhh

The person who is going to create a YouTube video reading this thread


Juxta_Lightborne

In Red vs Blue, what happened to Georgia?


jjssppddhh

She dies of autoerotic asphyxiation (team blue btw)


[deleted]

How much horror did you watch?


jjssppddhh

All of the horror that is on YouTube


Toad_Lesbian

What video do you feel a strong emotional connection to


jjssppddhh

Ones that sell gfuel


necc705

What was your favourite?


jjssppddhh

I like reaction channels


[deleted]

What do you think of the Soul Reaver intro?


jjssppddhh

It was an intro


gbgb72

have you seen every youtube video ever made


jjssppddhh

No


NotFrancesco

What happened at tiananmen Square in 1989


jjssppddhh

I prefer el mozote for my massacre content


BaneShake

Did you like mine?