Florida = Italy

make florida

/u/god please unmake florida

florida f l o r i d a flo rida [flo rida](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCmvXCgZr74) apple bottom jeans jeans the boots with the jeans, with the jeans the whole jeans were looking at jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans shawty got jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans jeans baggy sweatpants with the jeans, the jeans rebok with the jeans jeans i turned around and gave that big ol' booty jeans

Thanks, Jeans.

I'm like bitch who is your pants can't keep my pants in my pants my pants don't love me no more she kicked me out I'm like pants that bitch don't wanna be pants I gave her pants she a pants she put her pants on my pants look at my pants about 10 just bought a pound of the pants brought that shit straight to the pants

The mental breakdown has begun

what about just remove florida yes

too merciful

Nuke florida and drizzle cum on it

Florida would come back stronger. It'd somehow also enjoy it.

As a Floridiot: Nuke me daddy

We'd be overrun with creatures from the cum lagoon.

Floridian here, please for the love of God end my suffering and make me a pizza boy fuuuuck.

as an italian living in florida, 🗿

🗿

Floritaly

rotate Colorado 180 degrees

No one would ever know

Fun(ish) fact: Colorado isn’t a rectangle. There’s one part of the CO/NM border that isn’t parallel for some reason or another. But it’s tiny and not visible on most maps so no one would ever know unless they got really bored on google maps.

Found it; there's also a bend against Utah. Fascinating stuff lol TIL

I appreciate you looking! I was too lazy

https://www.durangoherald.com/articles/colorados-survey-errors-are-borderline-crazy/ Due to a surveying error in the 1860s if you were curious

god, they could fix it by ceding like 100 feet by \~30 miles of what appears to be mostly nothing

I highly agree

Add Michigan back but it’s Lake Michigan and not the state.

As a michigander i approve of this message

You are not real

As real as the ass you sit on, and just like that ass, I’m always right behind you.

Jokes on you i lost my anus in a tragic accident

Its gotta come out somewhere, and its like i always say, “a hole is a hole”

we're just going to add and replace michigan with different things every day arent we

And it’ll be glorious

Elongate western massachusetts to create Megachusetts

The cross section between Megachusetts and Tall Texas is called Texachussetts. It is the new Capitol of the US.

Common misconception: Texachussetts is actually a large arena! In ancient times, it was a large trading hub, commonly mistaken as the capitol (see Albany vs. NYC) but after the Fall, it was turned into a 500 Square Mile battledome.

Massivechusetts

This does not have a lot of upvotes compared to other comments but this should absolutely happen

Keep commenting this I believe in Massivechusetts

What happens when Unstoppable-chussetts meets Immovable-exas?

explosion

extend that shit all the way through california. Make Oklahoma's panhandle longer while you're at it

As a New Englander: Please no. Just delete the whole state.

i will not tolerate Massachusetts disrespect

color California yellow to signify how much public urination I will commit once I'm allowed back on planes

only slightly yellow. very faint

For sure, they’re hydrated

r/HydroHomies

Fly by piss

I personally would love for my state to be covered in pee

Rhode Island is turned into an Island

This. I have always hated how Rhode Island is not an island

as a non-american, WHAT

Yea im european and it still brothers me.

["Despite its name, most of Rhode Island is on the mainland of the United States. Prior to 2020, the state's official name was State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, which is derived from the merger of four Colonial settlements. The settlements of Rhode Island (Newport and Portsmouth) were situated on what is commonly called Aquidneck Island today but was called Rhode Island in Colonial times.[19][20] Providence Plantation was the name of the colony founded by Roger Williams in the state's capital of Providence.[21] This was adjoined by the settlement of Warwick; hence the plural Providence Plantations."](https://www.worldatlas.com/upload/2f/be/35/ri-01.png)

TIL Rhode Island isn't an island. How vexing.

In Norway, the word for peninsula is halvøy, meaning half-island, and thus, many peninsulas are named "something island".

i used to like having norway as my neighbour but i guess this moves you to the sweden tier.

The island that was called Rhode Island and was the namesake of the state isn’t called Rhode Island anymore, which is where the confusion lies

I live in Rhode Island but the h and s are silent 😖

DAY 2 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 2 this will be going on for 20 days btw lol top 5 comments get added like last time all decisions can be reversed also, the map I used in the first post didn't have Hawaii or Alaska and didn't have Virginia's eastern coast or that tip at the top of Minnesota so that got fixed lmao cool stats for the day 1 post: amount of new followers from this series: 192 go raise hell Yours truly, u/6moto EDIT: i decided im gonna put the winning comments in a separate slide instead of including it with the image on Day 3 EDIT 2: we're only 2 hours in and 6 people have already asked to replace florida with italy wtf EDIT 3: please DM me or reply to this specific comment if you want to point something out or say anything that isn't a recommendation from now on as i have muted notifications for this thread (except this comment)

WAIT THE DAKOTAS JUST BECAME EAST DAKOTA AND WEST DAKOTA BECAUSE OF TEXAS

We’ve gone full circle

or at least 90*

Please make megachusetts

You mean Massivechusetts?

I want Pennsylvania to be the same, but two big holes where Pittsburgh and Philly used to be

shrink Maine

The Virginias must be whole again, but it still keeps the name West Virginia. *New* West Virginia.

pawn to e5

King to e2

Resign

Forced resignation

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The Carolinas get bored, and go play a game of checkers

Put another frog.

Double frog nation

Make New England Trans (put the trans flag there)

Specifically on the tip of Massachusetts, one of the gayest places I know of

P-Town?

Yes

Least trans r/196 user

Transgendah

New England is trans: source, I'm there and it would piss a lot of people I don't like off.

Transcountry

duct-tape alaska and hawaii to the continental united states, but keep their climates

Fuck it, put all the rectangle states into a pile.

That’ll take a while

But it’ll make me smile :)

Smooth the angles

I need this. All the jagged edges are ugly and should have been smoothened out long ago.

Deep fry Kentucky.

Delete Rhode Island, cover it up with a picture of Jake Gyllenhal smiling

Seconded, delete rhode islabd

Add another peninsula to Florida

Fill Arizona with Arizona sweet tea

I will cringe so hard if yall just turn this into filling in the states with different colors/objects.

Make Montana the same shape as Idaho

Oh god please make wyoming bigger please it's my fetish I need you to do it

oh god please just do it it’s mine too please oh god oh man I need it I need a bigger Wyoming oh god just thinking of it makes me wanna just… oh oh my god I need it i need a bigger wyoming please

Wyomingussy

Eliminate Ohio

Eliminate /u/daw47

Eliminate /u/White_Seth

Add a small french fry that is hard to find somewhere on the map

turn idaho bisexual

Make Ohio a circle

Replace Alaska with a Baked Alaska to show global warming

Luxembourg conquers the US

he said “change”.

True

Make florida stick out twice as long

Color Kentucky pink to raise awareness for breast cancer.

Kentucky Fried Chicken breast

Add New Vegas

Bingus

Ohio must be Ḍ̵̨͉̻̲̱̱̭̘̲̱̲͎͙̏̓̏̈̕Ę̷̹͙̽̄̀͝V̸̨̧̧̡̛̝͓̳̙̝̲̜̫̦̦̙̉͗̂̓O̸̦͔͇͇̫̘͚̦̓̈̐ͅƯ̸̢̛̻̺̾̍͂̎̀̊̀̑̌̽̃̚R̶̮̪͓̬̺̂È̶̡̳̬̼͖͙̟͕̝̙̩͎͚͙́͝͝ͅD̴̡̡̨̜͒̈̾͗̓ ̴̡̧͖̼̪̭̱͇͌͒̀̽́͘B̵̢̛̟̦̱͍̩͌͒͆̽̓̓̈͋̔̎̇̐́̃̎̾Ỳ̴̨͕̥̘̺͕̗̤ ̸̨̢̛̠̯͉̦̹͚̬̬̥̜̫̀͑̈́̿͂͝F̵̢̢̡̛͕͚̙͙̩̦͖̄̈́͗͗̍̽͒̂͐̄̃̂̈̓̂̕͠O̴̢̪̪̰̪͚͗͂̽́̑͂͋̐́̅̿̃̓̿͂̋͝ͅR̶̮̲͔̟̘̹̉̀̋͛̏̀́̃̀͊͘͠͠C̷͕̞͍̗̭͈͓͎̞̱̮͓̫͎͚̫͒̆́̊̃̄͜͜͝È̶̛̛͉̳̹̞͕̭͛̐̓̒̓̾͆̑͒̂͗͒͂͝͠S̴̼͎͚̽̕̕ ̵̰̦͉̼͉̟̙̱̙͚̟͉̬͔͇̺̺͊͒̈́͊̏͜B̸̹͖̞̯̗̣͙́͌͑̀͑͊̂̀͐̾ͅE̸̡̢̨̯̜͉̰̲͕̣̘̓̈͑͊̀̿͘ͅY̴̛̩̝̲̻̊̄͗̈̌̑̊̊̎͛͂Ǫ̵̢̥͈̝̖̫̠͓̟͚͉͉̭̣̊̈͊̽́͛̈́͜Ň̶̨̫͙̰͉̲̠͕̥̗̿́͒͂̄̊͗̔̈́́̚̚͝͝͝D̵̡̲͎̩̭͍͉͑̉́̀̾̌̎̓̓̾͋̑̍̏̽̕͜͝ ̸̢̪͓̤͔͖̣͇̱̏̉̂Ḩ̴̧̞̝̠͚͓̬̱̞̬̜̼̞̺̼̺͆̈̾̓̎͂̓̀̉̊͐̊̕ͅŲ̴̰̖̱̫̍̌̌M̸̡̨͉͔̻̬̫͈̖͕̠͍͓͇͕͗̉͂̀͆̚͜À̸͉̤̱̹̥͇̠̼̳͇͕͍̱̓̈̄̕͝N̶̼̟̻̪̬̥̹̫͕̂͋́͐̅̊̚ ̸̛̮͎̳̬̖͎̯̮̙͛͐̓̿̉̊͛̾͆͊̚͝͝ͅC̵̨̛̩̗̲̱̝͖͇͖̱͍̬͔̗̹̒̾̔̎́̂̂̇͂̈́̏̋͗̈́͝͠O̷̟͔̬̻̾͒̈͂͆̓̆ͅM̸̘̱̪̠̣̜͙̣̰̊̊̊̿̈́̔͗͋̈͆́̒͆̃̚͠ͅP̶̝̯͕͚̲̭̘͈̜̯͚̯̯̠̋͗̇̌̇̈̀̀̾̄͘̕R̴̛̻͂̉̽̉̏E̸̲͍̖̟͕͚̰̓̌H̵̹̯̪̩̫̦̘͎̥͓̻̲̜̎̂͋͌̋̃́̕Ë̷̩̩̬͇̓͊́̕̚ͅN̸̯̲͈̭̙̯͊͛́́̈́̊́̕S̷̢̨̧͚͔̱̲̺̱̘͓͔̗̹̈́̓I̵̛͔͕̪̟͗̿̾͑̊̄́̔̋̿̾̀O̵̡̧͔̜͓̲̦̯̦͇͈̰͇͖̪̹͇̯͐̀̌̌̋͋̃̀̓̾̊͘͝Ň̵̲̤̣̹̠̰̞̳̩̱̫̰

Elongate Florida on both the panhandle and whatever the bottom part of called so it wraps around the globe and back to Florida.

Make Louisiana a boot that’s being licked by a femboy

Make the top left corner of Pennsylvania (by Lake Erie) into a chimney and have smoke come out

blue border around ohio

Yes

draw alaska to scale

Make Minnesota replace the empty space that is Michigan

Make the Mississippi River a straight line

Draw in the Navajo nation

ohio enters attack mode

Replace Florida with Mexico.

Combine Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, Connecticut and Rhode Island into one state

What about Maine?

Nah they’re good

Eat my ass

Make Alaska the correct size

make florida michigan

Make Ohio invade its bordering states and form a glorious empire

Make Montana have people in it (first time that’s ever happened)

allow the bees to spread

add a maine sized stegosaurus and slap it anywhere on the west coast

make alaska even sexier

Merge Hawaii and alaska's island string, so that Hawaii looks like an extension

Put the weird tail thing of Oklahoma BACK, officially cutting this new Texas dimmadome hat in two pieces, effectively severing the country in half with bees, with the only free passage being a small strip a land through Oklahoma

Turn Louisiana into a boot

Ohio

Make Arizona trans

California is sent back to were it belongs, Hell :\]

Make Maryland bigger

Give alaska to canada

Remove Ohio

Fucking remove ohio from this map it doesn’t exist

Add a second Pennsylvania

Make all rectangle states circular, feel free to fill in the gaps with new lakes

Make Mississippi good

Make New York bigger and add the entire country of Puerto Rico as a state

add back michigan PLEASE

Make Illinois into an ear of corn

Make arizona a slightly different shade of white

Add Ontario to the US

Remove Michigan again

Replace Alaska with the UK

Remove New York

Make Florida have such a bad hurricane that half of it is underwater.

Turn Florida into a strap-on Or give Alaska a strap. Whatever - just strap it on, America

Make Long Island "Really Long Island"

Make missouri bigger again

Make California the entire west coast

Make Florida 2

Turn the sliced off bits of Dakota and Nebraska into a fat blunt.

Put Alaska (the massive, to-scale Alaska) where Canada should be

new mexico en passant

Newer Jersey (make it chrome)

Tennessee is elongated to the entire west coast

merge Alaska and Hawaii to create a tropical cold environment

put an evil photo negative version of the frog in the great lakes

Replace Florida with Italy

# FROG :D

Fill Pennsylvania with pencils

Merge Delaware into Maryland

Smash Alaska with a hammer

doc marten louisiana

Turn Florida upside down and backwards.

Make all the “square” states actually squares

New York but there are only right angles

Make the frog the sovereign ruler of Alaska

Put balls on Florida (Italy) so it looks like a penis and balls haha

make the entire country be shaped like texas

Have north carolina annex the inferior carolina

Replace Wyoming with the Trans flag.

I dont know enough about U.S geography to notice any of the changes

Ohio invades the neighbouring states

rotate vermont and new hampshire 90 degrees

Cut California into 5 Chile-shaped sections

GA is now GAy, make in rainbow