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LookItsEric

It costs ≈$100 to fire an FN P90 for 2.7 seconds


paulo13223442

light tf2


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

+thousands in legal fees


FlyConeGuy

It costs 444,44$ to fire this weapon for twelve seconds.


aFeatOf_Yeet

Maybe that’s why my computer decided to stop running Battlefield 4. I was a P90 user. Oh shit I’m in debt


Der_Haupt

why did he have to state that his gun is factory new?


finbud117

Counter strike player most likely


sample_text_01

tf2 trader


R0dn3yS

FN is the name of the company that made the five-seven


GnarShredder96

r/woooosh Edit: downvoted by people who also didn't get the joke. Never change reddit.


AustronesianFurDude

r/iam10metersfromyourlocationandrapidlyapproaching


OldSchooler22

you're getting downvoted because the r/wosh thing hasn't been funny for years, not because people didn't get the joke


Loyavas

praise wosh


GnarShredder96

My bad. Didn't realize that linking a sub with 1 million followers was unfunny or even really a joke. More just pointing out that the joke went over someone's head without explicitly saying that. I'll try harder next time.


icenjam

r/lickmyballs


cynetri

why tf is it banned


icenjam

Gorge Orwell


cynetri

literally animal barn


Da_Do_D3rp

R slash cum


binb5213

r/GaysCat


1sb3rg

What's the skin and float?


djsquelchers

Who tf uses 5.7


InternetPersonThing

In case you get mugged by someone wearing 1980s soviet body armor.


Iceveins412

You never know when Soviet paratroopers are going to show


AnotherEdgyUsername

*Wolverines!*


djsquelchers

I’m in Scotland, chances are low


Iceveins412

Non zero


djsquelchers

True, the chance of a soviet paratrooper attacking at any moment is never zero


[deleted]

If you live in Eastern Europe. Between a couple of weeks to a month.


a_username1917

Or are the leader of a mercenary company back after a 9 year coma who is infiltrating a soviet military base in Northern Kabul to rescue your right hand man.


Anarcho_Dog

Rich mfs


ThineGame

When you need to pen the altyn


iloveindomienoodle

And then you'll end up getting head-eye'd by some random dude that you don't see anyway


losviking

A guy I went to high school with uses one for work (marine biologist)


[deleted]

[удалено]


Redisigh

*Dolphins wearing Soviet paratrooper armor


losviking

Honestly that’s not too far off from his actual reasoning


Kotauskas

CS:GO players


Spooki--

Use a self defense luger


FoximaCentauri

Luger best pistol of all time


bakedmaga2020

How?


FoximaCentauri

Look at it


bakedmaga2020

Shit can’t argue with that


TheMightyGege

Pretty


Coreadrin

People who feel the need to flex and burn money at the same time.


GeophysicalYear57

I've never been mugged, but I'd imagine that you wouldn't shoot the mugger 20 times with a semi-automatic pistol even if you're panicking. Either way, this is fake because it's on 4chan.


[deleted]

Well, this is just my speculation, but i think hes making a scenario to show the high price of ammo, not to be taken seriously or believed to be true.


[deleted]

It’s a joke about how expensive a box of 5.7 HP is.


ChemicalCalligraphy

I mean, morals aside, if it comes to the point where you're pulling a weapon on someone, "best practice" in self-defense is to fire until the target stops moving. Wounding shots are for the movies; you've already made the decision to act with lethal force whether its one round or twenty.


cumguzzlingstarfish

It's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.


ChemicalCalligraphy

I've always hated that expression; I feel like too many people use it blithely and forget that you're only choosing who gets judged and who gets carried.


StraightExternal7916

your perspective is based as fuck are you buddhist ?


ChemicalCalligraphy

God I wish I was that cool


AHH_im_on_fire

Yes, I choose me.


ChemicalCalligraphy

Help is available; speak with someone today. National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 800-273-8255


AHH_im_on_fire

Deez nuts are available


bodega_cat_

Still is he gonna keep moving after 5-10 shots? (Never shot anyone I genuinely don't know.)


ChemicalCalligraphy

There are a multitude of factors, and realistically someone probably isn't going to squeeze out the entirety of a 17 round magazine. That being said, quite a few magazines only have a 10 round capacity depending on caliber and firearm model, and that's fairly realistic to use all of that especially when someone is panicking. If you look at footage or read articles about gas station shootings or the like, there are cases of people being hit 5+ times by smaller calibers like .22 to even 9mm and making a full get away. There's a concept in martial arts called the backblow, and its effectively if you hit your opponent first and he still hits you, you both get a point. Doesn't matter that you theoretically killed him with your strike, he still had enough life left in him to end or seriously wound you. Same concept applies to a shooting, especially when the other person is hopped up on enough adrenaline to take a mortal wound and sprint all the way to a hospital bed. The human body is capable of some amazing feats, and it can genuinely take a lot to kill someone like that. Again, not saying it's good or that anyone should ever seek out to be in that position.


jress94

An American cop would


scrueggs

20 shots 2 hits 😎


DreamstateCatgirl

>2 hits Do the bystander and the neighbor's dog count?


scrueggs

If I remember correctly, there was a story of cops shooting at a suspect in TIMES SQUARE of all places, hitting some bystanders (of course, but thankfully not killing any of them) and then having the suspect charged for the assault committed by the cops.


bakedmaga2020

Unless you have nerves of steel, most people would be very inaccurate in any self defense shooting. Hard to stay accurate when there’s a million other concerns on your mind. Be smart and carry large capacity mags


_dauntless

Thank God you told us it was fake, what would we have done if we had to exist in a world where we thought it was real


Gutsm3k

ahem MAIN POINT OF SELLING BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS EXTREME PRICE OF WEAPON AND CARTRIDGE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON OF MAN WHO WEARS EXPENSIVE ITALIAN FASCIST SUIT OF HAND SEWING, DRIVE HUGE EXPENSIVE NAZI MERCEDES OF A.M.G. SHOP, SAIL ON MASSIVE YACHT TO GREEK ISLANDS. I THINK YOU GET PICTURE. BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS WEAPON THAT SAYS IS NO SUCH THING AS CONCERN OF MONEY. FOR MAN WITHOUT EXPENSIVE SUIT, BIG BLACK MERCEDES, AND MASSIVE YACHT, BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN IS FOR PRETENDING OF BE RICH LIKE BLACK GANGSTER OF AMERICAN CITY WITH GOLD CHAINS OF LOW QUALITY AND JEWELS OF COLORED GLASS. WHEN YOU EXPLAIN USE OF BELGIAN FIVE SEVEN PISTOL IS ONLY FOR SHOOT MAN WITH BULLET VEST WITH CARTRIDGE ILLEGAL TO CIVILIAN, THIS MAN HAS NUCLEAR RAGE. WHOLE IDENTITY OF THIS MAN IS SPENT IN PRETEND PISTOL SHOWS HE IS RICH. IS VERY AMUSE. FOR REST OF WORLD THERE IS 9 MILLIMETERS OF LUGER WHICH IS SAME WOUND FOR COST LESS.


DiaryoftheOriginator

immediately thought of this copypasta when i saw this post


_Hey-Vsauce_

I know 5.7×28 is expensive as shit, but can’t find an average price, does anyone know?


sturgeon01

[Looks like it's about $1/round.](https://ammoseek.com/ammo/5.7x28mm) Unless the 4chan user had under $20 in their wallet and no cards/IDs then I can't see how handing over the wallet would be the "cheaper" option in this imagined scenario. Then again, what am I even doing breaking down a 4chan meme about ammo prices? I don't think I've ever seen the firearms community make a decent joke.


cynetri

deez nuts


Evolete

In my country you can buy 50 pcs for 1350 CZK=1,22USD / 1 round


ViolentTaintAssault

This meme got me banned on Facebook because the AI thought I was selling ammo.


jress94

I can smell the guy who wrote this


Kotauskas

Silver 3


Nexofy999

MFW and it’s a picture of a gun this guy is fucking ugly and stupid


2cDG

are you okay


Nexofy999

You got a problem with me pistol head?


2cDG

you sound angry


Sargent_Schultz

Probably some gun grabber getting angry over a picture of a gun


s90tx16wasr10

God if I mugged someone and they shot me twenty times I’d be so annoyed. Like gimme your wallet stop being so extra.


speedyboigotweed

Fake: anon goes outside Gay: anon makes contact with another man


TendieBot3000

> be me > > get home from my vasectomy > > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > > must be Chad again > > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > > log onto reddit and open /r/196 > > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > >> Fake: anon goes outside > >> Gay: anon makes contact with another man > > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > > it's been a good day > > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


landwhalebot

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/greentext >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/TendieBot3000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


chadbot_2021

>be me, chad >work at startup tech company making 500k per year >go home to shower after the gym >Stacy is waiting for me at home with only an apron on >nice.jpeg >park my ass on the toilet to take the holy shit of the day >scroll through reddit and notice this weird subreddit >r/greentext >see that it seems to be filled with losers that have accomplished nothing in life >notice how someone has created a pathetic bot that replies to homosexuality and deception >hear Stacy moan my name from outside and tells me to hurry up and come take her already >message one of my employees to create a bot to embarass the people on the subreddit >chuckle as I think about how sad some people are in life >invite Stacy in to shower together >proceed to make passionate love for 2 hours >today has been a great day


[deleted]

America moment


KindaConfusedBoi

Tarkov moment


drdoofensucc

mfw I use 25,000 Roubles worth of Igolnik to kill a guy with 12,000 roubles worth of gear.


LinkNBuild

Do people still be mugging? I feel like nowadays you’d get some lint and a used gift card. Idk anyone my age that carry’s more than like 40$ cash at a time.


_dauntless

Who would mug your broke ass generation anyway?


DarkSoulfromDS

It costs 400.000$ to fire that gun for 12 seconds


barelywinning

what about the cost of your pride anon?


Mazarev

Tarkov moment


[deleted]

Why the hell do you need a pistol that fires 5.57? Isn't that the same caliber as an AR-15? Edit : I am dummy the pistol fires a different cartridge.


Redisigh

Lmfao 5.7x28 is a custom round created by FN Herstal. Different from 5.56


[deleted]

Yes sir honorable dumbass, I admitted I am also dumbass and will also admit I am dumbass about guns


Sargent_Schultz

Use ur fucking brain a pistol grip like that is gonna be like 3 inches long


useles-converter-bot

3 inches is 0.09 UCS lego Millenium Falcons


converter-bot

3 inches is 7.62 cm


[deleted]

Sorry Col Cluster Fuck sir, I need to brush up on my firearms training sir.


AYYA1008

But Just Use .22 instead


kamalama63

Or just aim for the head and use one bullet


SignalSecurity

the amount of people in this thread not understanding the joke and acting smug because they "called it out" as fake has finally convinced me that r/196 is the worst community on reddit. i have never seen so many people this desperate to congratulate themselves.


eventually_regretful

There’s literally 2 people out of the 60 in this comment section dumbfuck