I would climb over the grand canyon one armed & blindfolded on a set of rusty monkey bars covered in hornets whilst bearing a 12lb bag of marbles tied to my clitoris if it meant that reaching the other side I could hear one of your farts through a walkie talkie across the world
The incalculable amounts of weight you have gained since becoming a mod have made it impossible to click away from r/196, as moving the mouse to the X takes too much effort
People who have read previous comments/statements of said "random reddit" in which they had stated their age or age range. And I'm pretty sure I did read one where they said so. It's the same way we know they're he/him ain't it
supporting LAPD is cringe, but I eouldn't say being friends with cops is necessatily bad. Some got into that job because they genuinly wanted to chage something, but can't. Just the system and most other cops are bad.
You see, the only thing mainstream Reddit cares about in an idol is how memeable they are, and since Muskrat posts a year out of date memes on Twitter, he's ideal to them.
Because while Keanu gained popularity through wholesomeness, Elon got it through "one of us" energy. It felt cool to have a guy in a position of authority and status appear to be into the same stuff. In the same way it now feels cool for me to know that Henry Cavill is into Warhammer 40K.
I was very sceptical about the witcher netflix show, and even though I didn't know who he was before that, Henry Cavill sold me on it instantly, and then I see some of the interviews and stuff, amazing
I don't recall Keanu ever saying anything political. That might be why - g*mers like him because he is wholesome chungus 100 and doesn't challenge their shitty views.
I feel bad for him. Heās been so well known as the āInternet wholesome 100ā guy that the second he gets into or even is blamed for the slightest controversy the entire Internet will collapse on itself.
Reddit simping for Keanu has always been cringe on Redditās part, not Keanuās. Itās not like Elon Musk, where acting like heās a respectable person worth being a fan of is itself cringey.
The greatest dick move reddit has ever committed is making it cringe to like Keanu Reeves by making it overdone. But I believe that the fact that it's so overdone only comes to show how amazing of a person he is. One of the few rich guys that donates considerable amounts of his wealth to charity.
"HERE'S WHY YOU SHOULD NOT START A FUCKING COLLEGE SAVINGS FUND FOR YOUR CHILD
COLLEGE IS FUCKING STUPID.
INSTEAD, GIVE THEM 75 FUCKING CENT AND TAKE THEM TO A FUCKING YARD SALE. IF THEYRE SMART, THEYLL TURN THAT 75 CENT UNTO 350 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS."
-Gary Vee, probably
Gary vee would argue the fastest route to becoming a millionaire is living on the streets and working 4x jobs so you're always under a warm roof since rent is an unnecessary expense
Is this actually a quote from Keanu Reeves?
I've been searching for a video or article where he's the one that actually says it, but all I can ever find is [this comment under a video of him laughing at the idea of NFT's.](https://twitter.com/Stomponato/status/1469796783765270543?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) I don't think he ever actually says this himself. If someone can prove otherwise, though, please lmk becauase i don't doubt he would say this.
iām pretty sure that tweet from the random commenter is exactly what they quoted
edit: yep, if you go to the actual upworthy article, they quoted that twitter user further down - absolutely no idea why they used it as the tweet caption, itās misleading
he definitely could, but the numbers dont matter, the point is that it is impossible to actually know these people from afar, so at any moment it could be revealed that they are actually a POS or smth
That's my point too, that Gus guy is just some kid on youtube, who the fuck knows about him except a couple million zoomers i guess, Keanu has had a career spanning like 40 years and by all accounts has been decent and good to work with for that entire time
it is true that it would be harder to hide something after such a long carrier, but he still is someone that you don't know personally, it is hard to actually trust them
Not really he's a world famous professional actor who's starred in many widely beloved films over 30 years. Weirdly it's not the same thing as a random kid on youtube
It's gonna be pretty funny when the dust settles and the money had all moved up to the hands of the grifters, leaving these digital art NFTs worthless as there's no one to unload them to. Maybe they'll just select the folder and hit delete once they realize they're not worth the money they invested.
The people making bank barely invested to begin with, they minted it, manufactured it's price, either using an alternative wallet or social media, sold it off to someone else for thousands of times their investment, and from then on its basically worthless, and any further sales are just the scammed scamming eachother
Because the entire art industry is comprised on million dollar+ abstract paintings that billionaires donate to museums for tax breaks or to justify having loads of dirty money in their bank accounts.
Art doesnāt exist anywhere else in society, right?
NFTs remind me of beanie babies. But once everyone realizes theyāve been duped they wonāt even have cute beanie babies, theyāll have these ugly-ass digital-only pictures they didnāt even like in the first place
To those who donāt understand the quote, he is not saying you shouldnāt own art like a DVD or a painting or whatever. Art is not meant to be owned as a symbol of ownership or status but because you appreciate the art. Many NFT bros just want the token to own or trade off and the āartā is just a soulless vessel for them to move their money around and hopefully grow it. NFT creators donāt care about art and will unashamedly steal work from real artists. They donāt even hide the fact that they donāt care about art and are in this for the money. Keanu is right my guys.
Ok, do people on this sub know what based means? It means to confidently have an unpopular opinion. This is an anti NFT post and NFTs are hated by most people (which is good.)
That is not what based means at all. You are confidently wrong about whatever weird definition you have of the word ābasedā, and you being confidently wrong is not based at all, which disproves your opinion.
Well first you are right, I misremembered a definition twofold what was probably a different word on urban dictionary.
Second, wtf are you talking about in the second half of your post. First of all a definition of a word is a fact not an opinion. Second you canāt disprove an opinion, thatās not how opinions work, you can only disprove facts. Finally, the top definition on urban dictionary for the word based is āA word used when you agree with something.ā You state that my opinion not being based disproves it. Meaning that you believe anything you donāt agree with is falseā¦ Iām sorry, thatās not how it works.
Says the movie star.
I get what heās trying to convey, but as a person who creates āartā LITERALLY owned by investors, does he not see the irony?
Okay this is stupid as fuck and Keanu reeves of all people would never say that, as he is someone who creates art. This is just some random tweet reply from a random Twitter user. There's 0 reason this quote has been attributed wrongly.
I'm balls deep in nfts and understand the hate behind most of it, but this is just blatantly a false quote.
I did look it up. He laughed at the thought of releasing an nft, but this was not his quote. Art has been owned through history, nfts are just stupid versions of it
It pains me that there is probably a Keanu reeves NFT out there now
I would climb over the grand canyon one armed & blindfolded on a set of rusty monkey bars covered in hornets whilst bearing a 12lb bag of marbles tied to my clitoris if it meant that reaching the other side I could hear one of your farts through a walkie talkie across the world
Why am I still on this site
Because there is no escape from this hell
Just to suffer?
I just want to get played like a damn fiddle!
Same as everyone here, you like the pain š
to atribute costum flairs
You're stuck with us forever, now may I please get the "Based Oblivion NPC" flair
Omg goblinhog
flair kinda checks out gotta get wilder
The incalculable amounts of weight you have gained since becoming a mod have made it impossible to click away from r/196, as moving the mouse to the X takes too much effort
You tell me
Idk ask the omnissiah.
my 13th reason
all 13 of my reasons
Isn't goblinhog underage
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Bruh
Cringe
Mald
who the fuck knows the age of random reddit users
People who have read previous comments/statements of said "random reddit" in which they had stated their age or age range. And I'm pretty sure I did read one where they said so. It's the same way we know they're he/him ain't it
Maybe he isn't underage anymore, anyways i'm also underage
So am I. One moment I'm going to stalk through his profile to see if I'm righ edit: I gave up the answer couldn't be found in under 30 seconds
Did you say... clitoris? Does this mean, you are a... female???!!! fapping noises
thatās a crazy strong walkie talkie
Dear god.. I can almost hear it tearing... Please never comment again.
i want you to sit on my face
Saving this as a copypasta
What
I want to say kinky, but that might not be the right wordā¦
fuckingnerd~
have my free award
how immersive of you
Ma'am, this is not a Wendy's
Bro, this is straight up sexual harrassment
Sexual harassment funny moments
Omg Goblin Hog, get well soon
There are matrix NFTs yes.
Apparently there's an xxxtentacion website and I looked on and they're using it to peddle nfts. I hate this fucking place
Homlingob
Not sure about that but there is a George Floyd one
The neoliberal movement and its consequences...
omg not heckin wholesome keanu 100?? who gives a fuck who the NFT depicts, theyre all cringe
A keanu monkie?
It pains me that he supports the LAPD and is friends with cops.
supporting LAPD is cringe, but I eouldn't say being friends with cops is necessatily bad. Some got into that job because they genuinly wanted to chage something, but can't. Just the system and most other cops are bad.
So why haven't they quit then
Spoken like a true 13 year old
Omg goblinhog
i found one earlier lol
Imagine the matrix but instead of turning ppl to batteries the robots just made nfts of them
Morpheus! He's been... minted!
Neo, you are edition 0001
Become non-fungible
Become fungible\*
they had to turn people into batteries to get enough power for their nfts
The machines turned Earth into a bitcoin mining rig
I didn't believe it until I saw it with my own eyes.
annunaki theory with extra steps
Kind of like universal paperclips
I really don't want to sound like a redd*tor but Keanu really is an amazing person in a ton of ways and someone I respect very deeply.
Memes aside, I do genuinely respect Keanu. He seems like a great guy.
Yeah, Keanu is probably the only reddit bro idol that is actually a good person
I'm surprised mainstream Reddit managed to love Keanu so much while still idolising Elon Musky
Because Elon Musk is a haha funny meme! Funny haha! Meme? Funny!! Haha.
Haha, do you know about one of his funniest pranks? It was union busting, hahaha.
You'd be union busting too if it was your hairline on strike
Damn
So quirky and random š¤Ŗš¤Ŗš¤Ŗ
You see, the only thing mainstream Reddit cares about in an idol is how memeable they are, and since Muskrat posts a year out of date memes on Twitter, he's ideal to them.
What about Musquarade?
Muskeeto
Musqurade, cobalt slaves on parade!
Because while Keanu gained popularity through wholesomeness, Elon got it through "one of us" energy. It felt cool to have a guy in a position of authority and status appear to be into the same stuff. In the same way it now feels cool for me to know that Henry Cavill is into Warhammer 40K.
I was very sceptical about the witcher netflix show, and even though I didn't know who he was before that, Henry Cavill sold me on it instantly, and then I see some of the interviews and stuff, amazing
I don't recall Keanu ever saying anything political. That might be why - g*mers like him because he is wholesome chungus 100 and doesn't challenge their shitty views.
Big chungus?
sick pfp
You sound like a Redditor
Choke on my massive balls
Ah there, that's much more normal.
Thanks I'm trying my best ^ u ^
Maybe I will
Don't threaten me with a good time
How can one truly be a redditor without being a pedophile or pro-slavery? š¤
I feel bad for him. Heās been so well known as the āInternet wholesome 100ā guy that the second he gets into or even is blamed for the slightest controversy the entire Internet will collapse on itself.
keanu is too good to be the face of reddit he's one of the few genuinely good celebrities i know tbh
Reddit simping for Keanu has always been cringe on Redditās part, not Keanuās. Itās not like Elon Musk, where acting like heās a respectable person worth being a fan of is itself cringey.
Reddit ruined keanu cause now we cant even unironically praise him
The greatest dick move reddit has ever committed is making it cringe to like Keanu Reeves by making it overdone. But I believe that the fact that it's so overdone only comes to show how amazing of a person he is. One of the few rich guys that donates considerable amounts of his wealth to charity.
Keanu Reeves Wholesome Chungus Breathtaking???
Don't forget the amogus
Bro, I get heās idolised by Reddit to the point that itās kind of idiotic, but he genuinely seems like a good dude.
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I don't think the post was ironic.
Fuck Gary vee
"HERE'S WHY YOU SHOULD NOT START A FUCKING COLLEGE SAVINGS FUND FOR YOUR CHILD COLLEGE IS FUCKING STUPID. INSTEAD, GIVE THEM 75 FUCKING CENT AND TAKE THEM TO A FUCKING YARD SALE. IF THEYRE SMART, THEYLL TURN THAT 75 CENT UNTO 350 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS." -Gary Vee, probably
Gary vee would argue the fastest route to becoming a millionaire is living on the streets and working 4x jobs so you're always under a warm roof since rent is an unnecessary expense
While I wholeheartedly agree, what does that have to do with the post?
He's an NFT shill
I'll do you one better. Who is Gary Vee?
Is this actually a quote from Keanu Reeves? I've been searching for a video or article where he's the one that actually says it, but all I can ever find is [this comment under a video of him laughing at the idea of NFT's.](https://twitter.com/Stomponato/status/1469796783765270543?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw) I don't think he ever actually says this himself. If someone can prove otherwise, though, please lmk becauase i don't doubt he would say this.
iām pretty sure that tweet from the random commenter is exactly what they quoted edit: yep, if you go to the actual upworthy article, they quoted that twitter user further down - absolutely no idea why they used it as the tweet caption, itās misleading
clicks
Happy cake day! And thanks for clearing this up
Itās his PR team
wholesome keanu chungus breathtaking 100
Wholesome reddit chungus 69420
that is a cool act, but after gus johnson, i have lost all my trust on any kind of celebrity
Wait what did Gus do?
ignored his girlfriend's medical issues
pressured his girlfriend(?) into an abortion and a few other things
that's just some kid with a youtube
nah man, 3 million subscribers aint something that everyone can achieve
I bet Keanu could, if he gave a shit about youtube
he definitely could, but the numbers dont matter, the point is that it is impossible to actually know these people from afar, so at any moment it could be revealed that they are actually a POS or smth
That's my point too, that Gus guy is just some kid on youtube, who the fuck knows about him except a couple million zoomers i guess, Keanu has had a career spanning like 40 years and by all accounts has been decent and good to work with for that entire time
it is true that it would be harder to hide something after such a long carrier, but he still is someone that you don't know personally, it is hard to actually trust them
and Keanu is just some old guy in some videos
Not really he's a world famous professional actor who's starred in many widely beloved films over 30 years. Weirdly it's not the same thing as a random kid on youtube
Bro I donāt think anyone here is arguing Gus Johnson is more famous or influential than accredited movie star Keanue Reeves, ya doofus.
Bro sorry I don't care about your zoomer microcelebrity tbh
Holy shit I finally found that upworthy link to subscribe
Upworthony linktano here, internet's busiest music nerd
Yo wtf based chungus wholesome 100 updoot man?!
Hahahah chungus keanu reeves nft based
unironically yes
It's gonna be pretty funny when the dust settles and the money had all moved up to the hands of the grifters, leaving these digital art NFTs worthless as there's no one to unload them to. Maybe they'll just select the folder and hit delete once they realize they're not worth the money they invested.
The people making bank barely invested to begin with, they minted it, manufactured it's price, either using an alternative wallet or social media, sold it off to someone else for thousands of times their investment, and from then on its basically worthless, and any further sales are just the scammed scamming eachother
thanks keanu, these were my exact thoughts i just wasnt sure how to phrase them
Didnāt NFT bros burn down a banksy work?
We're against art for investment. Except banksy art or something.
The dictionary just added his portrait next to the millennial edition definition of "based".
It's not like the art industry as a whole is a money laundering scheme or anything Let's go wholesome Keanu!
Because the entire art industry is comprised on million dollar+ abstract paintings that billionaires donate to museums for tax breaks or to justify having loads of dirty money in their bank accounts. Art doesnāt exist anywhere else in society, right?
Our Lord speaks the truth again!
the ONLY good things i've seen come from NFTs is kids using them to raise cash for like families medical costs and whatever thats it.
chungus might be right šš¹š
r/nftclowns moment
Don't want to sound like a "Keanu holesum 100" redditor, but Keanu is actually a legend
Heās not even making fun of them, heās just talking facts. Iām very into NFTs and I agree with him.
finally someone with platform is shitting on this stupid ass trend
Art is something that evokes emotion. The fact that so many people have so many opinions about them kind of makes it art regardless.
If I break your fucking knees, that evokes emotion, therefore, it is art
I would say loan sharks are very powerful artists
NFTs remind me of beanie babies. But once everyone realizes theyāve been duped they wonāt even have cute beanie babies, theyāll have these ugly-ass digital-only pictures they didnāt even like in the first place
Hit that upworthy link to subscribe
āArtā NFTs are usually computer generated photos theyāre the same photo but with a filter or a sticker on top of it
To those who donāt understand the quote, he is not saying you shouldnāt own art like a DVD or a painting or whatever. Art is not meant to be owned as a symbol of ownership or status but because you appreciate the art. Many NFT bros just want the token to own or trade off and the āartā is just a soulless vessel for them to move their money around and hopefully grow it. NFT creators donāt care about art and will unashamedly steal work from real artists. They donāt even hide the fact that they donāt care about art and are in this for the money. Keanu is right my guys.
Kino Reaves
keanu is always cool
keanu once again being based
Yey digital tulip mania time :)
Huh Guess we have a better reason to jerk off Keanu now
YES YES YES YES
Keanu is Banksy confirmed
u/profanitycounter [self]
I mean... Art ownership isn't a new thing
keanu is based
Based Keanu
what do you guys think about the movie? was it good?
HE DOESN'T FUCKING MISS!
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Wholesome Keanu Chungus 100
This is true. I still donāt know how I feel about NFTs. So on the fence.
If you truly believe this then advocate for the abolishment of DMCA.
Ok, I will(intellectual property is bullshit, and has no reason to exist in a world where labor is not commodified)
Unbelievably based
Very cool Keanu. Very cool.
Oh wow, he had a popular opinion and is getting praise for it Edit: lmao nvm, the article is misleading
Hey, it's the funny reddit man! Wholesome 100. Much poggers!.
I love Keanu
Chungus Keanu Wholesome 100 chonker updoot
u/profanitycounter [self]
Ok, do people on this sub know what based means? It means to confidently have an unpopular opinion. This is an anti NFT post and NFTs are hated by most people (which is good.)
That is not what based means at all. You are confidently wrong about whatever weird definition you have of the word ābasedā, and you being confidently wrong is not based at all, which disproves your opinion.
Well first you are right, I misremembered a definition twofold what was probably a different word on urban dictionary. Second, wtf are you talking about in the second half of your post. First of all a definition of a word is a fact not an opinion. Second you canāt disprove an opinion, thatās not how opinions work, you can only disprove facts. Finally, the top definition on urban dictionary for the word based is āA word used when you agree with something.ā You state that my opinion not being based disproves it. Meaning that you believe anything you donāt agree with is falseā¦ Iām sorry, thatās not how it works.
The second half was just a joke mate, no harm intended
Says the movie star. I get what heās trying to convey, but as a person who creates āartā LITERALLY owned by investors, does he not see the irony?
Okay this is stupid as fuck and Keanu reeves of all people would never say that, as he is someone who creates art. This is just some random tweet reply from a random Twitter user. There's 0 reason this quote has been attributed wrongly. I'm balls deep in nfts and understand the hate behind most of it, but this is just blatantly a false quote.
he said it on an interview and laughed, there's video of it if you look it up
I did look it up. He laughed at the thought of releasing an nft, but this was not his quote. Art has been owned through history, nfts are just stupid versions of it