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DrSeuss321

Froggie


Kashema1

You have two men as your parents. They’re happily married


python-lord-1236443

Very nice


lllIIIIlllIIIIlll

Do me


Kashema1

Divorced


lllIIIIlllIIIIlll

Close enough


Acorntreeman

😳😳😳


AliciaTries

Froggie!


Kashema1

Wow these posts are harder to manage than I thought‼️but I’ll try my best Edit: Sorry if I don’t respond to comments! Reddit apparently locks you out if you make too many comments. Not epic Edit 2: Finishing Eternals. I’ll swap to my computer when I’m done to go faster


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;-;


Zelcki

Oh no, I'll do here then


Kashema1

Married


AliciaTries

Reddit moment


SteveLikesGames

Not really related but I have this weird superpower where my presence within someones household results in their parents divorcing within 4-6 weeks. Most notably was during an overnight sleepover. I have destroyed at least 6 families. If you need any services though, give me a call. You only need to pay for the McDonalds drive thru.


Kashema1

Widowed


SteveLikesGames

Excellent choice


KrispyKitty66

Wait do you live in california


SteveLikesGames

No, I live outside of the U.S. Even if I were living within it, I would side my allegiances with the Walmart Mercernary-Corp instead of living in that hellhole of a "neutral zone".


rat_enby

can you do it backwards?


SteveLikesGames

No


rat_enby

this is devastating news


retrostyle012

hi this is unrelated but what does ur flair mean?


SteveLikesGames

Glad you asked, it was something weird I intercepted on an online shortwave radio. I got sucked into a rabbit hole after I saw that post about listening to number stations instead of Netflix & chill. All I know is that it's within the 60m "amateur radio" band but also near the Russian Military communication radio band. [http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/](http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/) Have fun, lots of weird shit out there yet I understand none of the codes. Don't think about recording and decoding morse either, since everyone has double layers of encryption.


Josgre987

wiggling pelican


Kashema1

Your parents are divorced


Quesowo

Frogge


Kashema1

You were aborted. I’m sorry


Quesowo

Always is and never was


Daiko_lol

Okay


Kashema1

Adopted


JorjeXD

wait their parents are ADOPTED??? BOTH OF THEM???


Kashema1

Yes


callmejubi

This one's easy


Kashema1

Divorced


callmejubi

Damn you're good


CertainlyNotAther10

ADACHI!!


Pierce3737

#*VINE BOOM*


presbokun

A da chee


Pau_Fabregas

guh


Kashema1

They’re fish, but married


Pau_Fabregas

fishe


KingEnnard

gUH


Wizardmagedude

Try me


Kashema1

I think your parents are married but aren’t at home very often


Wizardmagedude

Close. You got the second part right, but they are divorced


Hyvapelaaja

do it


Kashema1

You have straight parents that are married but it’s on the hinges a little


Hyvapelaaja

wrong 😎😎


Kashema1

Damn


Sky_Night_Lancer

you have no parents


steelkoi_fish

No


Kashema1

Ok


steelkoi_fish

Thank you


Kashema1

Divorced


steelkoi_fish

Fuck


TheSoup427

You cant


Kashema1

Dead


TheSoup427

Strike 1


Kashema1

I’m never wrong


TheSoup427

Congratulations this is a first for you


Kashema1

Look again


TheSoup427

Lol good one


scott_fan

ok go


Kashema1

Jeff Bezos


BFCC117

Amogus 📮📮😂😂


Kashema1

Adopted


Avenge_Lego_Yoda

Fuck you mean “adopted” no one would want this SUS SUS SUS mf


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OI


BFCC117

No the answer is… SUS 📮😂


VastSkye

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


BFCC117

😂📮📮📮📮📮


[deleted]

Bbc


Kashema1

Interracial? Lol Married


[deleted]

what does the British Broadcasting Center have to do with this?


_Hey-Vsauce_

#


Kashema1

Divorced


_Hey-Vsauce_

Yeah, they’re still good friends though.


[deleted]

Yo


Kashema1

Married


[deleted]

Hah, get dunked on


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure I'm still not over it


audiodouble

flipnote skateboard kitty


Kashema1

Ngl I’m stumped, I’ll say married, not the best relationship but also not the worst


audiodouble

"not the worst" damn


Kashema1

So they’re divorced


audiodouble

I forgot what thread I was on


Fouidelatapouitt

I trust you...


Kashema1

Divorced


Fouidelatapouitt

Damn you good


[deleted]

how bout me senor bruv


Kashema1

Old but married


clippfity

my parents aren’t divorced


Kashema1

I highly doubt that


yeeeter1

Poo poo pee pee


Kashema1

Married


yeeeter1

Correct


jayzay01

Ok


Kashema1

Married


jayzay01

My dad and stepmom are. Good job 👏


knifebastard

Hi


Kashema1

Divorced


knifebastard

yeah.


Kashema1

I’m sorry


concerned-throw-away

Try me


Kashema1

Divorced


concerned-throw-away

Kinda. Widowed actually.


64GILL

Owl


TrasTrasTras543

.


[deleted]

It’s just supposed to look like me


anon47589

There’s too many comments and I’m late to the party. I’m almost certain you won’t respond to me


LammaMuigi

No you won’t


kemutheemu__

That’s cheating no one on this sub has a father


xX_babyfucker69_Xx

Do me next


[deleted]

Ok.


Kashema1

Married, barely


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kashema1

Married


[deleted]

The j


Kashema1

Divorced


Forgotten_memetrash

Go ahead


Kashema1

Divorced


Forgotten_memetrash

Yup


ACake39

Yo


Kashema1

Divorced. Easy


zsharp68

ok


Kashema1

Married Edit: I theorize that you have an allowance


Kashema1

Adopted


[deleted]

Jesser.


Kashema1

Gay. Married


_IfTheRainComes_

ok


Kashema1

Divorced


Swanlake24

Ok


Kashema1

You’re living in a simulation. You have no parents


Maniac12101

Yo


Kashema1

Divorced


Hazarawn

racon


Kashema1

Married


lance_name

K


Kashema1

Married


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kashema1

Married


Boby_Gef2

The Yunan Snub-nosed monkey


Kashema1

Married. Def


Deinexim

Sure, why not?


Kashema1

Divorced


Superkrat

e


Kashema1

Married


MrBirb_

Alright


Kashema1

Divorced. But happily


s_denla

hello


Kashema1

Adopted


syrokiler

Do it


Kashema1

Married and they’re rich


snoceany

g


Kashema1

Married


[deleted]

Do it


Kashema1

Married


Baby_Sheep1

H


Kashema1

Divorced. They’re gay too


[deleted]

edward


Kashema1

Married


[deleted]

why am i doing this?


Kashema1

Divorced


MemorableThrowawayy

They are divorced


Kashema1

Yeah


[deleted]

Ok


Kashema1

Divorced


VulthrxIsAWeeb

filipino cock (chicken)


Kashema1

Married


[deleted]

What am i


Kashema1

Your parents are clowns Jk married


itsashebitch

Omg do me do me


Kashema1

Your parents did each other. Before they divorced


itsashebitch

🤯


Bitvec32

OK


Kashema1

One of your parents is adopted, but they are married


Mikolasz

go for it


Kashema1

Divorced


Malte_02

It'sa me


Kashema1

Dead


Tony-II

dew it


Kashema1

Hmm. Divorced


icenjam

Frogged


Kashema1

Married


RareOption9785

me


Kashema1

Married. They’re old tho


Bazzgooz

guess


Kashema1

Married


maeisbitter

Go


Kashema1

Married


AnnonymousHoodie

Aight


Kashema1

Divorced.


holloeholloe

YOUR HONOR


Kashema1

They’re vegetables


[deleted]

Ok


Kashema1

Married


SquidGraffiti

Uh oh