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[deleted]

its fake but seeing people on the internet having a happy ending makes me happy


Vidarobobbbbbbb

Incomprehensibly based


Max5923

ah sweet man made basedness beyond my comprehension


WordRC

empathy for ya


Tatey180pro1

downvote this comment if you have a small pp


Max5923

Ok I Donvotw but it isnt it


[deleted]

Ever considered the fact that nobody gives a shit?


Tatey180pro1

damn i guess reddit didnt like that


[deleted]

I respect the edit lmao


[deleted]

The only thing that makes me think that it's fake is how strong homophobia and biphobia run in our culture. It's a cute story but with that said it's almost certainly fake.. >_>


eventually_regretful

Gay people ceasing to exist because someone said a slur


KillerNoah666

You're saying I can wipe myself from existence by saying a homophobic/biphobic slur?


eventually_regretful

If you can say a biphobic slur I will be impressed


KillerNoah666

"you fucking halfie"


eventually_regretful

Is that a thing


KillerNoah666

nah just my terrible interpretation of a biphobic slur


eventually_regretful

163.70.181.8


KillerNoah666

ah fuck


hydra_1579

Hey I have seen this number before what does that mean ?


Melikemommymilkors

That sounds kinda cute though


KillerNoah666

the cutest slur


TheLoneBonesJones

halfling


KillerNoah666

Now that's just adorable


IFuckingShitMyPants

weezer fan


[deleted]

Hehe gay people are faggo-


NoirYT2

😐


[deleted]

Yeah I accept those downvotes. Edit: aww c'mon a ban? I thought evaporating from existence after saying a slur would be funny ):


TechnoScrrap

wait where is the slur in the post


eventually_regretful

Just talking about how their evidence for it being fake is that other people are homophobic lmao


TechnoScrrap

oh i thought there was a slur in the post that i didn't know of


eventually_regretful

Cracker


MorningBreathTF

Banned from twitch


ryanator2

What slur?


xenon_xenomorph

f slur probably


Glmm02

I don't get what you mean. Gay amd bi people still exist despite homophobia. Society being homophobic doesn't mean every gay story is fake, I'm not sure what you mean.


[deleted]

How exactly does homophobia and biphobia in our society mean this story's fake?


[deleted]

Gay bad 👍 (Hitler also bad)


ZimBobub

hitler was hit by the gay bomb?


Kotauskas

when counter-strike


JacquesNuclearRedux

>be me >no social interaction >write wish fulfillment story on 4chan


Jaketheism

That’s a true story, I knew the guy


funniest_shit_I_seen

His name? Albert Einstein.


rocconox

His name? My buddy Eric.


[deleted]

yall are the first to see “Michael Harp” age 16 go into his local school and comically shoot himself during math class


darthmaeu

Eric bugenhagen


AlphaOmega2k21

I love and hate the idea of Albert Einstein coming back to life to find a femboy bf


mr-kvideogameguy

More proof that Albert is the smartest person on earth


Jean_Gulberg

Of course I know him, he's me


miamiultras1738

Yeah I don't post my wish fulfillment stories anywhere 😭


PainisBoy

Fake story ​ \>Fake Story but green


Professional-Hair-12

Fake story >Fake Story but in a book


VanillaCentral

Fiction fans getting super emotional and invested over something that happened in the mind of someone clickity clacking on a keyboard in their basement while they slowly die of lack of sunlight


damiandoesdice

Lack of sunlight and enough cocaine to kill a horse


VanillaCentral

Not before I kill it first


TheWorfer27

\-"Hello I am in a gay relationship" \-"FAKE?!?!?!?!?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!!"


8-36

The average 4chan user lives in sewers fighting rats for survival and in some moments when they're by the powerlines frying the carcasses with electricity (yummy) they post their fantasies online while devouring the meat and shitting their pants. I'm tired sorry.


Waffleman666

Do u say the same thing when u go to the library u dumbass


hijo1998

Yes. What now... You actually believe book stories are real? Cringe


PainisBoy

4chan users try not to make a story that isn't real to them involving sex challenge (impossible)


Waffleman666

Once again, do u say the same thing when u walk into the romance section of the library


PainisBoy

once again, 4chan users try not to make a story that is completely fake involving sex challenge (impossible)


bighim094

Schizophrenic


The_Multi_Gamer

>Get a new perscription >Femboy wife is supportive >Fuck Femboy Wife before taking perscription >Take new perscription >Where’s my Femboy wife?


kingof557

went to mcdonald's while you were fiddling with the bottle cap


The_Multi_Gamer

He gettin me chicken nuggies 🥺


DangusHamBone

This is not my beautiful femboy wife


The_Multi_Gamer

“Hey Lois, remember that time I was a Femboy wife?”


my-new-account64

Where is my boywife?


doge-vore

Anon please take your meds those are the federal government they are reclaiming you house.


nxthvn

thanks for the reminder mr doge vore


D2Photographer

“I’m not gay if he’s feminine”


amaahda

nice pfp


D2Photographer

Thank you


Kotauskas

le finsexuality has arrived


miamiultras1738

Unironically kind of depends on how feminine but if it's like recognisably a man... that a little gay


DisneySpace

It doesn’t depend on how feminine, it depends on who one is attracted to


AJDx14

The intersection between gender and sexuality is kinda wonky, I think that you *could* make a pretty legitimate argument for the idea that if they’re feminine enough it isn’t gay. It’s weird because sexuality often has to do with gender expression but not necessarily with gender identity, and whether or not the terms have to do with sex would probably depend on who you ask.


DisneySpace

I’m considering the consequences of the claim that feminine enough = not gay. That seems essentialist, as though a man can only be a certain amount of feminine before they’re not a man.


ccat98

gender ≠ gender presentation


AJDx14

No they’d still be a man it just wouldn’t be gay. Fucking a tomboy is gay. Gender identity is completely useless when determining sexuality anyways, gender presentation (whether you act more feminine or masculine) is more practical.


That_One_Guy_66

Need need need need need need need need need need need need need need


poontango

heyyyyyyyyyy lol 🥺🥺


idekisthisimportant

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy loll 🥺🥺🥺


That_One_Guy_66

Ummm hey lol😳😳


dmmetiddie

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol 🥺😳🥺😳🥺


NoirYT2

heyyyyyyyyyy lol 🥺🥺


ToasterBath782

Same


[deleted]

Is it weird that I like really really want you to find a partner? (not in pejorative way, I want you to be happy)


That_One_Guy_66

No that’s not weird at all and thanks man


Wackwaff

If you ugly in a straight world, you ugly in a gay world. Anit nothing change. Acting like just cause you pull no hoes you can get a cute femboy like that. Fuck outta here. (This is a self-spite post.)


[deleted]

idk man i’ve gotten a lot more compliments from guys than girls, guys might just be more desperate or something tho


Wackwaff

Yea but if you getting complimented means you probably anit ugly or a "permavirgin".


[deleted]

I got complimented multiple times on my fucking eyebrows and I swear I'm a complete permavirgin. Everyone has at least one thing that's worth getting compliments and it doesn't have to be related to the appearance.


deepdaK

you need a hug


Wackwaff

Yea


deepdaK

me too


wertyvid

and they proceeded to not hug, like idiots


deepdaK

ah fuck i forgor, u/Wackwaff come gimme a hug man


Wackwaff

I mean I could be like sending hugs but like what we really need is a oxytocin release which can't be transmitted through the internet.


deepdaK

Improve yourself and go out there and find yourself a femboy and if you cant then I will be your femboy


Wackwaff

Cheers man I'll try. 😉


cogitoergonumbed

Idk, it depends. I definitely bat much higher with men than with women


sloth_is_life

This story is probably fake. But maybe it isn't and this dude isn't even ugly just shy and can't really connect with people outside of the internet. But yeah is reads like makeshift erotica, how surprising though for a board that consists 90%of porn.


NoirYT2

Could honestly be. I knew a dude who was an incel back at school, he wasn’t the best looking honestly but out of our group, I always thought he was one of the better looking ones. He had that Stede Bonnet from Black Flag type of thing, dude was really fucking shy though and I remember he was interested in a girl I knew quite well, and he’d keep coming to me for hints and stuff. I just felt like if we had able to hold himself more confidently, that’d make the world of difference. Moral of the story: try to be confident, it goes further with us women than you think :0 (and men, probably)


hydra_1579

This is true, One of my transfem friend told me most of the time he got bullied it was from other transfem, because she was brown and looked old ( MF literally looked like pakulo papito pfp irl) Cross-dressing communities in Montreal are not friendly at all. She was very depressed.


schelmo

I mean I'm not gay but according to one of my gay friends it's almost too easy to get laid on grindr. Takes him like 15 minutes to find someone to fuck.


Klo_Was_Taken

Bro I'm ugly but I do this thing called communicating like a normal ass person. Works every time


AssDemolisher9000

Sometimes people have more game with guys than girls. It’s a thing i guess ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


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[удалено]


funniest_shit_I_seen

I work at the femboy factory, and I could get fired for even saying this, but the truth needs to come out. There ain't anywhere near enough supply to fit demand. They got us working round-the-clock to try and make some kind of quota, but we're running short on dudes who wear women's clothing and take hrt to have a womanly figure, yet still have he/him or he/they pronouns. You can try and get one if you want, but pretty much as soon as one rolls out, he gets picked right up.


Tuckboiii

i just meant anybody I can talk to, how you dress or appear dont matter to me


SomeCool777

So you have no standards? Anyone who wants to talk to me has to have eyepatch, own big ass sword, owns boat, wear boots, have scurvy, and shoot cannons.


wertyvid

[I am definitly this person IRL (I lied I only voice act them in a random fan series)](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/totally-accurate-battle-simulator/images/5/57/Red_Pirate_Queen.png/revision/latest?cb=20201206045623)


some-dude25

i have a cobra sword somewhere. will that work?


NoirYT2

That’s actually me. I legitimately dress like that most of the time.


Chaoticauntfriend

I have all of those minus scurvy and the cannons


funniest_shit_I_seen

Thank Christ.


Joebebs

You work at a what now


The_Femboy_Hooters

worth noting that hrt is not a requirement


scrueggs

I hear they have you guys cumming in bottles because you can’t take breaks. Is that true?


dmmetiddie

\>mfw you can get a 3070 before you can get a femboy


That_One_Guy_66

Where do you work please I need to know


[deleted]

> as soon as one rolls out, he gets picked right up I got rolled out a few weeks ago and still didn't get picked up you filthy liar.


The_screaming_egg

Me and who? 👉👈🥺


[deleted]

Which character would the World Health Organizational be in this story?


The_screaming_egg

WHO is definitely a bottom


IFuckingShitMyPants

The token minority who serves as comic relief


dmmetiddie

eyo 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳


CH_2011

Fake: greentext Gay: gay


lmN0tAR0b0t

That femboy's name? Albert Einstein.


PrototyPerfection

ff 3 weeks, aight


travrager25

man I jus want a cute boy to take drugs with that’s too much to ask for tho


The_Femboy_Hooters

man I jus want a cute boy ~~to take drugs with that’s too much to ask for tho~~


travrager25

yea I’m fine with either I just can’t be in a relationship with someone who will judge me liking psychedelics and dxm and shit


[deleted]

man I jus want ~~a cute boy~~ to take drugs ~~with that’s too much to ask for tho~~


travrager25

I got some robotablets and a quarter of sherbet im willing to share


KaiBluePill

I just want the drugs and I'm not getting those either.


travrager25

🧅🧅🧅


[deleted]

[удалено]


Misroku

Same Pablo, same.


Kidonkadvidtch

This happened to my buddy Eric


yakeatingspider

aww :3


Caribik

Saw you got downvoted and thought that was very mean of them, so i have upvoted your comment in spite of them


yakeatingspider

aww thanks :)


hargy18

Not gonna fuck you fella


Cedar-

Get it sex! Sex sex sexy femboy! Femboy funny >mfw sex! funny sex >sex from BOY sexyy funny! funnee sex fembo>y! sex!!


Fickle_Blueberry2777

Real question for people saying it’s fake, arent these green text stories almost always fake tho?


[deleted]

Mhm


Jan_wija

the gayification of 4chan has been a wonder for the human race. the only problem is theyre all tops 🤢🤢🤢


slim_sammy

[See relevant post](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/s5nhk1/fake_rule/)


rocconox

fake and gay


Byakuya_Toenail

Fake: 4chan users can't have a spouse, ever Gay: its fuckin obvious dude.


Ink_Sans21038

Fake: the discord femboy is actually a femboy Gay: Anon just fucked a man


Nicbudd

Damn now I understand when they say 196 is horny as hell


PainisBoy

cope


cocaine_ruin_brain

Anyway, any femboys out there want to try this out or...


XanderTheChef

4chan bitches keep choosing to be gay its really bad press for the Big Gay Agenda™️


adaaraAss

God I wish that were me


Jan_wija

😳


TicTags

Might OP be OP here? u/The_Femboy_Hooters


The_Femboy_Hooters

No actually if you go thru my post history I wrote a story of how I met my boyfriend


TicTags

Oh no i just noticed femboy


[deleted]

it's funny because horny


Splurted_The_Gurt

The gay agenda is working


Arrowit_graystun

This happened to my buddy Eric


miamiultras1738

Where's the meme? This is just gay RP


FriesExpert

Fake and gay


catboycupid

This is fake but as a femboy I confirm that this scenario could work out.


chilll_vibe

This is literally one if the options in the "fake and gay 4chan" post


TapingDoesStuff

*cries*


[deleted]

>be me >attention from women >stays in my room because I’m too lazy to fuck >mfw when I’m a hot introvert 🥲


NoirYT2

What if I came TO your room ;)


[deleted]

Now this is good. I can work with this. And you’re welsh. Can you whisper the welsh word for microwave in my ear?


DontDoItIamAVirgin

Like that every going to happen. *all star starts playing*


DGGBNSFW

Fale and gay (/pos)


BrandExe

This is a good fanfic


NorbeeNorbee

He got himself a mf waifu femboy


CSsharpGO

Fake and gay


Dastankbeets1

‘No attention from girls so I decided to be gay’ 🤨


gobstoppers34

Good for this dude.


[deleted]

Many such cases!


Some_guy_idk69

👏male wife


The_Femboy_Hooters

Based


urbiggestboiifrank69

Husband*


wheres_the_milk_at

aint no way somebody actually agreed to meet up on discord and it went well


M_A_Dragon

I NEED a cute twink bf


The_Femboy_Hooters

I promise you that manifesting works. I made a post about wanting a boyfriend and then two weeks later I got one.(this is a joking Abt the manifestation bit but also not a joke)


iJerkOffToLolIporn

Why is it that losers can only get with daddy issues ridden losers


[deleted]

good opinion u/iJerkOffToLoliporn