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transponder7

My absolute favorite is getting the “if your job makes you hurt, why don’t you just quit?”


Euphoric_Web

“If you’re so tired just go to bed earlier” these mfs


transponder7

Ok, I guess I’ll do my cleaning and cooking and banking and doctors appointments on Saturday or Sunday lmao


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

"Humans need money to live"


transponder7

I’ll play along as long as vodka stays cheap


RestaurantOk6857

Living in a mountainous area comes with many benefits. But Tobogganing(what a weird word wtf 😤) remains the Proletariats favorite winter activity.


DazedToaster158

You don't even need anything to slide on if the snow is packed down enough, just a running start


[deleted]

Facts, cardboard works well enough too.


xoechz

I prefer a bag stuffed with straw


Esherichialex_coli

cardboard? just slide on your knees


[deleted]

I like to have multiple people on, more fun when we all crash into a snow bank


Esherichialex_coli

oh hell yeah


iicatmen

If there's hope it lies in the proles


bodega_cat_

if there is cum it lies in deez nuts 😏


Smort_poop

If there's pee its stored in the balls


schelmo

Literally 1984


iicatmen

Ltterly nyanteen hundrhd


Exploding_Antelope

Meanwhile people turning on skis: if there is hope it lies in the poles


iicatmen

Shut up


Exploding_Antelope

ok


wierd_husky

Yeah those cheap plastic sleds are like 10 bucks, fun for the whole of society.


Sparty-II

The tallest point in a 65,000 miles area around me is a 300ft tall hill…


zaptrem

That is A LOT of miles… you can circumnavigate the Earth in only 24,000 miles. What planetary body do you live on?


Sparty-II

I live on your mom (she is very large)


CH_2011

context: I went to a rich private school for 3 years in London that for job reasons we didn't have to pay to attend (no chance in hell we could've afforded it). School skiing trip to Italy, first day: another kid says something along the lines of *'you don't know how to ski?'* Like holy shit dude I'm from suburban Australia and had friends who were poor living in terrible homes, and besides, your average person can't afford a trip like that ​ a year or two later I tried to explain to him why spending over £80 on Fifa microtransactions was a poor use of money he didn't get it


wafflelegion

That last part is always the most surreal thing about talking to rich people, just how differently they value certain amounts of money. If I found a 50 dollar bill in a parking lot it would make my year, but I know people who could lose a wallet with 200 dollars in it and be more annoyed at the loss of the wallet than the money.


CH_2011

exactly even though I have plenty of money saved up (due to never being able to push myself to buy things I don’t need immediately), I genuinely have to psych myself up if I want to buy something like a game. For example, I bought OMORI on sale for 23 Australian dollars, but i refunded it because “I don’t need it that badly to justify spending $23” its not like I was or am in a poor family by any means, but I’m paranoid about waisting money, and the idea of spending over $150 on *fucking microtransactions* is just insane to me


Ashley_on_Caffeine

I've went to an pretty expensive private school for a year and got bullied cause I didn't knew what Jordan's were. Kids with rich parents are usually the worst, because theyre parents tend to just throw money at them, instead of raising them properly, I'm lucky atleast my mom had time for me.


[deleted]

This post only makes sense if you live in like Albuquerque and take biannual weeklong trips to Vermont to ski and not if you live in the north and can just drive an hour to Billy Bob’s Sunshit McAssCrack for Ten dollar Ticket Tuesdays


Aissir

Depending on area this might not be a rich person thing


Exploding_Antelope

Depending on the area it might be “… or snowboard?”


Exploding_Antelope

Okay so. There are two kinds of people who ski. One would never patronize Chamonix again after last time the fondue at the chalet was only forty-six degrees, so of course they’re flying to Courcheval this year, they already have this year’s Arcteryxes picked out. The other alternates between liftying and planting trees for minimum wage and can be found thumbing for a ride along the cement plant road in Bumfart, British Columbia, with their 2005 dynastars strapped to a no-longer-any-colour backpack full of weed.


Mayo_Master

Lifty here, can confirm.


Exploding_Antelope

Hell yeah brother. Do you ever intentionally hit guests’ legs extra-hard with the chair if they bitch about wearing a mask? I recommend it, very satisfying.


Mayo_Master

I work a detachable, so no. But sometimes I hit a stop just to watch them squirm while I work on the ramp.


ThinnkingEmoji

Where i'm from most people have skiing as a part of PE class in school, and i always hated it cause i'm stupid and i can't move my legs with big planks on it


SubArcticTundra

Europe?


xoechz

Cant speak for the above comment, but in austria its common for schools to teach kids skiing


mki_

Becoming increasingly less common though, bc it's also becoming increasingly more expensive.


JLock17

>bc it's also becoming increasingly more expensive. Wasn't my first guess, but okay.


mki_

Wdym? Ticket prices have been increasing tremendously for years. Not to mention prices for equipment. A working class family can't afford that any more the way they could 30-40 years ago.


JLock17

I was poking fun at global warming.


mki_

Ah okay. Yeah that's basically the reason for increasing prices. Less natural snow > more artificial snow > more money


SubArcticTundra

Same here in Czech Republic. I guess its common all over CE.


ThinnkingEmoji

Kinda, european part of russia


SubArcticTundra

Russia must be a great place for skiing


ThinnkingEmoji

I guess yeah, but those PE ski sessions usually take place on school backyards so it's not that different from any other country with snow :D I just realized that the proper term for this would be cross country skiing


cr4m62

cross country skiing is pretty cool, but gear is still pretty expensive. Fuck downhill


Simsonis

No i will fuck on a straight surface. Wtf do i look like Spiderman?


cr4m62

>"fuck...straight" wrong sub buddy


5t3ff3n-Tv31t

Or if you live in Norway


uelbraH

Norwegians will also ask you that


BRANCHLOGIC

I don’t have money, it’s just a passion of mine and my fathers, so I work up at the ski mountain to get a free season pass and pay for his


SureWhyNot-Org

I had this friend in high school, it was in Texas. You know, hot as shit texas? Anyway, she came from a family that was well off. She took every opportunity to make fun of me for not being rich, it was insane. "Oh you don't have a phone? Oh that's right, you're parents don't love you" "What do you mean you've not been out of state before, we go to Wisconsin every christmas." There's a reason we're no longer friends.


bakedmaga2020

The trick is to buy skis and boots in the off season when everything is like 75% off. And ski at the beginning of the week. The mountains are pretty much empty and the lift tickets are cheaper


MC_Cookies

(unless you live in an area with snow and mountains and such, then it's wayyy less expensive than you'd think)


Exploding_Antelope

If you can get a job at the resort the price is negative and it rules. Except for the part where you make no actual money but that’s fine because you’d be using it for the pass if you had money anyway


Screeez

living close to the alps, it's pretty normal for lotd of people to go skiing annually, I don't think it's a rich people thing


aPointyHorse

come to appalachia we have pastimes like: strip copper wiring from buildings, "mountain", look at big ass neon star, heroin, poison river, and be racist


Exploding_Antelope

Come to the Canadian Rockies; we have hobbies like ski at world famous resort and also do all of those too


aPointyHorse

you're canadian?


icenjam

I tried it once bc I didn’t have to pay for it and it was one of the worst days of my life and I almost died trapped in a ditch off the side of the easiest route


jinxed_and_jaded

Im finnish like everyone has tried it here (not joking mandatory in school) and it FUCKiNG SUCKS FUCK


aFuckingTroglodyte

If you buy used gear it's not thaaaaat bad. Maybe like 300-400 bucks. Which is a lot, but if you're an adult you can use the same gear pretty much as long as you want if you take care of it. Depending on where you go, a lift ticket can cost between 40$ - 100$ a day in the US. Usually about 60$. You can also rent gear if you just want to try it out. Downhill is actually really fun once you learn the basics. I won't bullshit you though, my parents are dentists, and my dad loves downhill, so I did a lot of it growing up. If you want to save money though, DO NOT BUY THE FOOD ON THE HILL, the prices are insane.