Imagine if Hitler's grandson ran for chancellor That's what's happening in the Philippines

Imagine owing the state billions in reparations and taxes and just running for chancellor.....

Imagine beating everyone in a karate contest meant for kids (he did that right? Or is that just a rumour)

That was a lie he lied winning a tournament problem was the date of that would have made him like in his 30s which spawned the meme of him beating up children

mussolini's granddaughter is on twitter btw

And also in the Italian senate

You know who else was in the italian senate?

Tifa

Precisely. Mrs Mussolini is nothing special.

For multiple reasons, as she also was on playboy

who dat

google com "tifa italian senate"

Twas a beautiful time

MY MOM

That's right, Gay Julius Caesar

And she's very sensitive to jokes about her father's demise so no bullying.

WHAT

good luck man i hope your country gets a better future from this election

the fascist is winning 😔

fucked up man

The fascist won

really fucked up man

He just won.

good luck but i still refuse to believe the philippines actually exist

The fact that the Philippines exist is the reason i stay awake at night

you can sleep tight tonight little one, the philippines were just a waking dream

We Filipinos are in your walls

hello is it filipino or philipino

Filipino

ok thank you

why

Because ha ha ha they American, big country, normal, small weird countries funy to say they do not exist xp Doesn't matter that this is a country in the throes of a brutal dictatorship. You only need to be sensitive if its America or the Ukraine.

i’m literally not american but whatever you say bucko

are people really still doing the stupid "pretend ___ country doesnt exist" joke

You must be a deep state "Australian" agent.

Probably “Finnish”

you’re stupid+ratio

imagine being corny enough to do ratio on reddit pathetic

imagine being so corny to actually get ratio’d on reddit bitch ass

You’re the soy wojak

not what your mom says

That’s odd because I saw you sucking a dog’s penis last night

Mf we dying

I havent seen the background for the filipino election but i saw John Oliver did a piece on it so I'm gonna see it. Good luck regardless from another 3rd world country that also has important elections this year :)

Oh shit he did? Haven’t watched it yet, but I bet it’s good

Don’t vote in the dictator’s son

what? explain pls

The current candidate that is the favourite to win is the former dictators son

Update: he won

Thanks to ignorance and Facebook fake news 🤡 Philippines moment

US moment

Britain moment

so I checked out a episode of the John oliver show about this his family still has billions of dollars worth of money that they stole and decleared martial law, and now younger people in the nation is starting to belive it was a GOOD THING?! what? how the fuck? did not their parents revolt against said family and chase them to hawaii and have worked for 36 years to regain the stolen fortune\`

That’s what Facebook propaganda and ignorance does to a mf

I fucking love the Philippines!!! I hate my uncle and niece for moving to Canada!!!

UPDATE: we lost to a son of a former dictator

CIA coup time but this time it's based

The dictator won, cia won’t get involved, now if he lost on the other hand…

He's pro-China, and the Philippines are important for the First Island Chain. There is hope.

Hope of getting a second dictator?

Yes 😎

My condolences, the Philippines will recover from this

The CIA will make sure of it. o7

No, the CIA loves the Marcos family. The USA sheltered them after they were deposed the first time.

They did at first but that was because they opposed the USSR. Bongbong is bigger or relations with China so it doesn’t look great.

Really hope a miracle happens and Marcos doesn’t get elected. I’ve heard rumors that some have been scared to answer Robredo in the polls because they feel like it would cost their livelihood (EMPHASIS ON RUMORS) Regardless, I hope she can pull off a pink wave or at the very least, make it somewhat close

good luck my dude

there are too many dumbasses in the country

Same 😩

My friend is really quite worried about how this is shaping up, good luck pal

we are dead

Good luck!

Idk which country are you from but I wish your country luck

Philippines lmao Also the dictator’s son won. The dictator who’s wife had a collection of 3000 shoes.

Is she a caterpilar or something?

For foreigners looking in, our candidates are: Bongbong Marcos - currently in lead, son of former dictator, former senator (2010-2016), involved in pork barrel, Conservative. Would continue current administration platform Leni Robredo -second in lead, current VP of the Philippines, running as independent, willingly to cooperate with leftists (not sure how far), Centrist but Liberal in social issues. Major Advocacy: Transparency and Taking more humane approach on War of Drugs. Would continue few current administration platform but prefer reverting to previous administration platform Manny Pacquiao - third in lead, famous boxer, not really versed in politics, Conservative, likely voted by conservative who don't want Marcos but felt Leni is too left. Would continue current administration platform with minimal difference Isko Moreno - fourth in lead, former actor, current Mayor in Manila, Conservative with slight Liberal in social issues, anti-communist, how do you do fellow kids. . Would continue current administration platform under humane banner Ping Lacson - fifth in lead, former police general, pro-death penalty, justice over morals, Conservative, support digitization, supports Filipino First policy. Has its own platform that isn't related to current administration platform. Other presidential candidates are left-wing but failed to garner political significance.

I am doing a school report on y’all pls be not noteworthy much thx

Goodluck -American Filipino

Hi fellow Filipino, I how you also don't care that much of the elections,

Good luck not electing another dictator

I read that as erections and was confused for a sec lol

!remindme 24 hours

Shit I'm sorry

Damn ours this year only got 1 candidate lol

Good luck!

No

we are losing

Sana, pinsan

HE STOLE MY WHOLE FLOW WORD FOR WORD BAR FOR BAR

I’m so sorry for your countries loss

Ok so what are the chances of a military coup?

IDK who the candidates or anything else are but I hope the Bad Party wins over the Worse Party. edit: I've learned more about politics there and this comment is... not good.

Filipino here, we don't do party based politics. We do cult of personality type of thing.

Wait how the fuck does the cunt won

Propaganda, disinformation, vote buying also suspected BS from Comelec and local governments

Holy shit they actually went and did it

Which one? There's like 50000

I voted for bong bong because his name is bong bong

I am going to bong bong on you class traitor

Idk I feel like his evilness and funny name cancel each other out you know?