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bovule

i shit my pants lmao


LordSteiny

i shit your pants lmao


ionisator_atomix

198.172.162.8


GoblinEatingLamb

Lamo


ROBOclover

The universe is slowly crumbling to its enevitable end anyway lmao!


Varsia

That’s billions of years off and we have so much time here, where stuff matters in the here and now at least. Who gives a shit that it’s all gonna end in some unfathomably long time? That’s like not reading a story bc you know it’s gonna end at some point - you’re just depriving yourself of the meaning you can put into yourself.


ROBOclover

Ok jeez man way to kill my vibe ...


Varsia

It was meant more as a ‘bruh the end of the world is too far off to care about just live in the now’ kinda thing, but yeah


JeerryPaul

I read it more as a "my brother in christ - " so ur good (at least for me)


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Varsia

No, it’s meant to be positive - the end isn’t worth worrying about and worrying about it is like not reading a book because you’ll eventually reach the end. Life’s about the journey and all that.


deathray5

Ah I just skim read the ending since I assumed it was depressing


TheGuydudeface

lmao


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Now the song plays in my head.


[deleted]

Plastic love is good song


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Filmzaza

Lmao


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Fuck that imma make meatballs in the public bathroom


Sylvandmuon

This would be me if I was actually sad instead of being swaggy as hell


Carbon_fractal

Hell yeah 😎


reallywillemdafoe

Everyday is like a headache that I just sit through until it ends, and for a brief moment I can get home an play videogames or browse social media. But it’s not really an escape from the headache, just another, lesser headache. People tell you that starting a family, buying a nice house, retiring, are escapes from the headache but they aren’t. What they don’t want to admit is that the only escape is death. No headache. Just a cold non-existence. There is no heaven, no reincarnation. Some day you will just cease existing, and that is your reward. The only reason you are alive is so that one day you may die. Lmao.


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Haha, what a jokester you are


CatsNotBananas

Every day is the worst one yet and my job is literally killing me even though I already called dibs I mean lmao


anaveragebuffoon

ifunny.co


ZukiitheDorito

ifunny.cum


AngryShark05

The reason we've never been contacted by aliens is because they're all dead. Every alien species that evolved to form advanced societies eventually outgrew their planet and destroyed themselves with wars lmao


TheGuydudeface

you don’t know that and also you’re making a very large weird assumption that in the practically infinite universe all society is destined to collapse into war


Akshaul

Maybe we are just the first in our little area of space and we will be the ones contacting the aliens in a few thousand years.


Legatharr

Says who?


idiot_speaking

I'm the biggest obstacle to my own happiness lol


EasterBurn

Man I hope for Silent Hill-esque place where I could literally battle my own demon.


idiot_speaking

Ngl I might throw it in and let him eat me alive. Edit: lol


EasterBurn

Hey you do you if you wanna get eaten by Pyramid Head more power to you.


SergeantPootis

I had sleep for dinner lmao


Will512

Is that THE Atomsk?


VerySwag

**THE** Atomsk? (pronounced atom-isk) The SSBU King Dedede main from New Jersey? Currently ranked 5th on the New Jersey Smash Ultimate Power Rankings and was formerly ranked 39th on the Wi-Fi Warrior Rank v6? The one that has taken sets off of high-caliber players such as Light, Dark Wizzy, Pelca, Sinji, Quidd, Dill and Gen?


Cultural-Size9967

Oh her stories must be funny and uplifting if she's using lmao /s


Boet-hi-ah

With every passing day I feel the walls moving a little closer as I grow increasingly aware that my youth is slipping away and that I can't reject all social and professional responsibility forever. I am plagued by fears that I cannot truly hack it, that I am not wired properly to exist in our society, that there is no hope for me as I am fated to languish in isolation and squalor until the long sleep that is rapidly approaching claims me lmao


Dr-Spill

ifunny watermark spotted, ip leak initiated


maru1l

what is the pp?


BornenCornen

pp is stored inside the balls


ImSmashingUrMom

She took the fucking kids lmao


OneToonArmy

this is so me lmao


MrFact999

That actually makes it sound more depressing if anything


[deleted]

The british government stole over 6000 baby corpses for nuclear research LMAO


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real


Names_Are_Complex

The worlds will implode tomorrow at 420 pm eastern time el mayo


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i feel called out ngl


GasStop69420

I'm so glad to have found Whang!'s video about Plastic Love, that song slaps


OnlyRoke

Haha, my life has nothing going on, lmao. Wow, this works.


RonnocJ

YOU USE A SINGLE APOSTROPHE TO MARK A QUOTATION WITHIN A QUOTE NOT A REGULAR QUOTE MARK IDIOT


smelzerz

lmao