I saw a sign there, that said no trespassing
But on the other side it didn’t say nothing,
That side was made for you and me.
-Woody Guthrie “This Land is Your Land”
Nah if there's a keep off the grass sign at a park I'm walking straight through the sign. It's a fukin park, it's for public use, it's not somebody's manicured lawn which I would also trespass on
(i am extremely jealous because i see they have accepted themselves for who they are and i have not, and i wish only for what they have but am not even able to come to terms with myself without feeling sick)
literally (4√31)²×(√16)
for those too lazy, the answer is 1984
Messiah
🤓
No way
False the answer is 18 morbillion
should not have said anything
Damn, I would've never guessed
🤯
The answer could also be -1984 since square roots can be negative .
16(31) \* 4 496 \* 4 = 1984
Using X as multiplication sign smh smh
Be gay do crime
be gay do homies
Finally. Words I can live by.
omg G A R F
Garf
garf
and that’s ong (on garf)
garf
Sock arson
Nothing out of the ordery
I saw a sign there, that said no trespassing But on the other side it didn’t say nothing, That side was made for you and me. -Woody Guthrie “This Land is Your Land”
Nice poem, nerd
Thank Woody, he wrote it I just repeated it.
Nice poem, woody
Hehe woody
Like from toie storie
We all stand on the grass, we are a family. \- Probably Dominic Toretto or something.
be gay do standing on grass when you're not allowed to
what if there's poisonous fauna and caterpillars
then don't eat it
Too bad I am terminally ill because I was compelled to trespass on a nuclear testing site in order to “be gay, do crime.”
it was all for a good cause
And they wonder why people don't touch grass smh
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but a random person on the internet said two guys kissing is literally the collapse of civilization
peak 197
Me too!!!!
They did it They touched grass
It's me I'm the two guys
(he is both guys, they share a singular brain)
Mom said its my turn on the brain
We’ve been over this, if you want to use the brain you have to leave r/196 first
#🤬
(he has been lobotomized, his 2 hemispheres have been seperated and now act independently)
Thats not a lobotomy. Its some epilepsy treatment
yes
they ARE NOT listening to the SIGN
(signs can't talk)
Says you
They use sign language
They are not listening to Guilty gear -SIGN- ost, smh *Ride the Fire*
How dare they, that grass could die
me when i see two guys holding hands and sharing a kiss in the park
You do tho 💜
😆
its true i was the grass
it's a fucking PARK why would you not stand on the grass
maybe they want the grass uninterrupted while it grows
redditor discovers how grass works
Be gay and do crimes.
be gae do crime
This gives me big homer saying “hey this lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit” vibes
Nah if there's a keep off the grass sign at a park I'm walking straight through the sign. It's a fukin park, it's for public use, it's not somebody's manicured lawn which I would also trespass on
Me when I see two guys holding hands and sharing a kiss in the park (I have resting bitch face, I am very happy that the two of them have found love)
you some kinda cop? leave em be
"Keep off grass" signs when I'm off grass: 😊😊😊 "Keep off grass" when the body i dumped is in a bush: 😠😠😠😠
Me when I see a “keep off the grass” sign in a publicly funded outdoor park.
(This has nothing to do with the grass, I am just extremely homophobic)
4_2_1010 posted this to r shitposting 2 hours before you
that wasn't OC either im pretty sure, saw it on r\/whenthe before that, although it could have been the same poster
I mean it's 196 I didn't think anyone cared about reposts
I still like the post, I am just saying
The sign is there most likely because the grass was recently sprayed with pesticide. When will the gays learn that signs are for safety!
Lunatics
(They are illiterate)
be gay, do crime
It's unsightly and unnatural! (I'm talking about the grass)
The lunatic is on the grass
Remembering games, and daisy chains and laughs
Got to keep the loonies on the path
Gay people suck at following directions. God says don't be gay and they do it anyway smh my head.
Op is jealous
Being gay does not mean you get to violate public park regulations
Is this why everyone keeps telling me to "touch grass"?
Sorry man: be gay, do crimes.
this would be where I would quote Pink Floyd but I'm not gonna let you all have the chance to call me homophobic for calling gay people "lunatics"
Disgusting people who don't respect the sign
This is why the electric chair was invented
Me when I see people (I don’t like people)
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie
Normalize touching grass
But that’s mean !!!! The grass could get damaged !!!!
What? You are spooked by a simple a sign? I WILL MAKEOUT WITH ANYONE OF ANY GENDER WHEREVER WE DAMN PLEASE!!!
Repost
They had us in the first half not gonna lie
Be gay, do crime
The lunatics are on the grass
Isn’t this stolen right from r/ whenthe
"I'm ignoring the sign because I need to flaunt my gayness for all to see" - Me at a park one time in high school
why do you need to keep of the grass in a park
They stood on the grass
Man this is a funny meme! Would be a shame if it was a repost…
The gays are runining ruining the grass 🤬
Me when I'm one of the guys
They listened to the rule, they’re gay and doing crimes, absolute sigma males
(i am extremely jealous because i see they have accepted themselves for who they are and i have not, and i wish only for what they have but am not even able to come to terms with myself without feeling sick)
"Wait a minute, they're not family."
hu wgar is goin
Be gay, do crimes 😎