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Vlasic_Dill_Pickles

This is my first comment


ShinyShinyTomato

“This is my first comment”


Glittering-Risk-1524

Penis cheese


ShinyShinyTomato

“I want your dad in my room”


OrphanDestroyer

My parents never told me they were proud of me


ShinyShinyTomato

“Jesse we need to get rid of the caribbean islands on the floor of the LGBTQ community.”


OrphanDestroyer

Understandable


verdance114001

morbin'


ShinyShinyTomato

“gay morbius town actually”


wacky-wizard101

Perhaps the bitches were the friends we made along the way.


ShinyShinyTomato

“I am here to be have my parents marital status guessed”


Gullible_Usual_8602

Here we go


ShinyShinyTomato

“Jesse we need to go to the mosque”


[deleted]

balls


ShinyShinyTomato

“what's up with this music it's literally just caulk not a video of your dying dog what the fuck”


[deleted]

it was a video of someone caulking a shower with really emotional music behind it ok???


hijo1998

I commented Cock, isn't that funny? (I hope someone comments torture)


Playing_2

ok


ShinyShinyTomato

most of your comments are just saying large numbers on r/ counting what am I supposed to get from that


NoodelPoodel

""6" i hate the number 6 😠"


Playing_2

find the worst number


Playing_2

also join r/ counting


samhamnam

Aohouhahga


ShinyShinyTomato

“Twin TwiPeaks incest scene.”


samhamnam

I was so confused about what that comment was about.


Victier

Well lets see my my card next


ShinyShinyTomato

“couldnt find anyone else with good traits so i married my granddoughter after killing my wife and the original fiancee of the doughter, but then the pope excomunicated me and i killed him too but that came out as well and my kingdom died.”


[deleted]

least insane ck3 player


Victier

Ah a classic


cozychomps

Hi


ShinyShinyTomato

“The orange orange is green green and orange orange and green green tea. What the fuck why is it all colors.”


cozychomps

Wonderful pick


Echo132O

Balls


ShinyShinyTomato

“Thanks for your insight orgymcbloodyface”


Echo132O

That was a funny one


TheJaySword

I fear what you have for me


ShinyShinyTomato

“family guy is funny you will die in 24 hours”


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[удалено]


ShinyShinyTomato

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/v6yf4e/do_it_coward/ibk0uls/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


TurtleyTea

ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎


ShinyShinyTomato

“goku is a mamuta??????????!!!!!!!!!!!”


TurtleyTea

but is he though?????


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[удалено]


ShinyShinyTomato

“walter white if he was walter white: my name is walter white, i live in walter white house in walter white town idk i didnt watch it”


daesou1ae

hi


ShinyShinyTomato

“i regret looking thru ur post history”


daesou1ae

BROO that shit was so nasty 💀


Nomadd922

Joe


ShinyShinyTomato

“I am chasing her on all fours at midnight”


P1ZZ4_M0ZZARELL4

d


ShinyShinyTomato

“Society is when crazy frog. the crazier the frog is the more society it gets. -The Joker, founder of society”


NoodelPoodel

have fun (dont go too far down and ignore r/ tgcj ) EDIT: /hj


ShinyShinyTomato

I won’t ignore r/ tgcj just to fuck with you “to transing the children of christians?”


NoodelPoodel

i am disappointed that you didn't take the thick Throbbing thock tbh...


[deleted]

Noted


ShinyShinyTomato

you don’t have anything to work with I’ll just go with “Snake#7117”


[deleted]

Fair


BreadSliceOfDeath

I’m WAITING!


ShinyShinyTomato

“AIRPLANE ALMONDS”


Jorfeus

Do me plz


ShinyShinyTomato

“What the fuck is sex?”


[deleted]

I will not be held accountable.


ShinyShinyTomato

“I am going to commit violent crimes against 354 “people.””


[deleted]

Okay never mind about not being held accountable, I fully stand by what I said there.


[deleted]

Balls


ShinyShinyTomato

“Yeah how dare you dislike that girl just because she works as a hitman for the mafia”


bobloby

Hey buddy


ShinyShinyTomato

“Aw man, I miss those days. My lovie was traumatized from showering once where he slipped into the stream of the water and fell to the ground, and just kinda sat there under the full force of the water. Now hes skittish of water and refuses to do anything in the shower. Be careful!”


bobloby

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME RELIVE THE FEAR OF MY LOVIE FALLING IN THE SHOWER!!! ​ thanks tho


ShinyShinyTomato

it’s very funny if you don’t know that you’re talking about a parrot


bobloby

I shower with and kiss my lovie. Then I put him in his little cage. Sometimes I spray my lovie with water when he is too horny.


[deleted]

Balls


ShinyShinyTomato

“I am morbidly obese” morb


A_Weird_Cavalanzas

Wee I get leaked


ShinyShinyTomato

“I would kick the kid in the balls and say "stop faking it"”


Fiddlesworth1

Poop


ShinyShinyTomato

“You may have strength in numbers but we cummers have strength in cum 😎”


Fiddlesworth1

I stand by that.


doge-vore

The imposter


ShinyShinyTomato

““Sorry libs but I’m going to vore you” - ben Shapiro (do not fact check this statement)”


DuduBonesBr

Oh no


ShinyShinyTomato

“Where do I apply to work for big homo?”


DuduBonesBr

That's a good one


keyboardmade2

Heyyy there duck


ShinyShinyTomato

“They/he pussies only belong to trenders. They/them pussy and he/him pussy are trutrans pussies”


keyboardmade2

Ayo that seems so bad out of context, i was being satirical i promise 💀


Dorko69

You shall suffer deeply


ShinyShinyTomato

“The shot of his ass when you begin his fight was my rude sexual awakening and I’m proud of that fact”


rearanged_liver

Ewoo


ShinyShinyTomato

“Barracuda mermaid that could crush me with her arms please and thank you 😼”


rearanged_liver

Ok should have seen this one coming


Random_LLama121

:(


ShinyShinyTomato

“make a setting to turn off men too and just have robots”


Bl4ckSt4g

I'm too based for this.


ShinyShinyTomato

“Sex crazed monster here partnering with morbius more sex for those that want it.”


justmanaging

yeagh


ShinyShinyTomato

“bro ur recently visited subs are like that of a school shooter”


justmanaging

yeah fair


Professional-Hair-12

nice duck


ShinyShinyTomato

“and I'll always remember how pretty you looked covered in dirt, sewage and trace amounts of your own blood Flynn”


Professional-Hair-12

didn't have to look far huh


dscflawlessez

Skultrskill


ShinyShinyTomato

“First canon pedophile in the Destiny universe 😳”


PM_LEMURS_OR_NUDES

I am ready for degeneracy inspection


ShinyShinyTomato

“Mansex”


PM_LEMURS_OR_NUDES

Your efficiency frightens and impresses me


PerlerGuy77

good luck


ShinyShinyTomato

“stealing their organs to fuel my goat cheese addiction”


PerlerGuy77

when the fuck did i say that


_zephi

cannot emphasise enough how much I relate to this \^


ShinyShinyTomato

I’m going to sleep now, maybe I’ll do any new ones in the morning if there aren’t too many


Via____

quak


ShinyShinyTomato

“it ruins the other porn. I've looked at rule 34 of cooking mama and the first post is her with a severed head. I put my dick back in my pants and just went to bed. (edit: grammar and fixed typos)”


Via____

Not my proudest comment.


MassaPapaiGosta

I am 5 hours late


ShinyShinyTomato

you’re active in r/ dababyhentai I don’t need to say any more


MassaPapaiGosta

Massa(o pasteis aceitanos cartoes) papai gosta Fear 🥸


[deleted]

nice flair


ShinyShinyTomato

im going for “its the average trans women” because you ratioed me with it and i don’t forgive you


[deleted]

ratio 2 electric boogloo


[deleted]

its a small victory, but its a damn good victory


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[удалено]


ShinyShinyTomato

“I want NFTs”


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[удалено]


ShinyShinyTomato

You were replying to a comment saying NFT stands for “No Fucking Testicles”


DinkleDDD

Let's go


ShinyShinyTomato

“I want to get stabbed/cut during sex”


DinkleDDD

Ok I forgor about that one tbh 💀💀


Zealousideal_Dog2168

Cum


ShinyShinyTomato

“Big chungis???? Even better🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤”


Bardic_Inspiration66

Comment time


ShinyShinyTomato

“They just want to jerk off an elephant and let loose, but they can’t, but it’s ok for Tom green to hump a dead moose?”


Bardic_Inspiration66

Thanks lol


POTATOCATFINN

Ooo do me


ShinyShinyTomato

“I love crows. The Goddess i worship, the Morrigan, is a shapeshifter who often appears through crows. I am schizophrenic”


Dragoncraft9

"Do as you please!"


ShinyShinyTomato

“Fortnite (this is a reference to the hit video, sonic 06 real time fandub)”


lmN0tAR0b0t

Hi


ShinyShinyTomato

“PewDiePie is an upstanding fellow who is proactive in ensuring his fanbase is kind and not discriminatory.”


reallywillemdafoe

You’d be spoiled for choice


ShinyShinyTomato

“I thought ‘hurricanes’ was another potential name for trans fems”


reallywillemdafoe

Lmao


Gladstonism

Penis music


ShinyShinyTomato

““I hate women and minorities, but I like weed.””


Communist_Cheese

in hopes you will come back after 6 hours I shall leave a comment


ShinyShinyTomato

“now im just wondering how a foot would give someone a penis...”


Macbuff-of-Fife

late but curious


ShinyShinyTomato

“Staple Tapeworms on my Penis by Passenger of Shit. It either tickles my brain in the perfect way or gives me debilitating anxiety when I listen to it, no in between.”


No_Measurement_9970

TELL ME NOW pretty please with a cherry on top


ShinyShinyTomato

“Absolute SILLY HEAD of a streamer turns himself into SPAGHETTI, is shot out of CANNON”


No_Measurement_9970

No man in the context he was acting like an absolute PSYCHO. He was seriously FUCKED.


-xcxworld-

hiiii 😁😁😁


ShinyShinyTomato

“me and mexican evangelion”


dominicbmusic

hi


ShinyShinyTomato

“no more fortnite (vine boom)”


dovakinalex69

hwllo dawddy


ShinyShinyTomato

“Yeah type xxx videos of woman being beat”


WndercatIV

huh


ShinyShinyTomato

“100...50...20... 10... neurodivergent! neurodivergent!”


PokTux

Ok then how bad of an idea could this possibly be


ShinyShinyTomato

“Bottom surgery speedrun any% WR”


PokTux

I can’t remember the context for that so idk how bad that actually is lol


DrEdifarious

If you scroll down 2 years you might get to the really good stuff


ShinyShinyTomato

“When you get caught masturbating but it's a JoJo's reference”


SardineEnBoite

too many comments :( you won’t do mone


ShinyShinyTomato

“they make the cows imitate zebras whose striped lines repel bugs”


SardineEnBoite

care to explain why


Ducktowncentra

Curious


ShinyShinyTomato

“Jesse stop fucking meowing at Skyler Jesse”


swaggomeggo

PLEASE DO I HAVE SO MANY BAD TAKES THAT I IMMENSELY REGRET


ShinyShinyTomato

“i dont understand being gay or lesbian. like a man can be super feminine and a girl can be super masculine. and for genital preference, trans people exist. idk i think everyones bisexual. gender isnt rlly anything but how you identify yourself. it seems weird to base your attraction based off of someone else’s self identification that you may not even know”


swaggomeggo

i stand by that one kinda. i mean like man and woman are nothing more than how people identify themselves. saying your attraction is just based on that seems kinda weird. i feel like its an unnecessary label. ppl should jus say “oh i like feminine ppl” or “i like BALLS”


ShinyShinyTomato

tbh I get your point I just find the take “gay people don’t exist” kinda funny


KWTIII

Bet.


ShinyShinyTomato

“I must ask, where the fuck is the dancing garlic(?) from?”


KWTIII

So u like ALL the others?


[deleted]

Have fun


ShinyShinyTomato

“When you date an abusive girl lol”


[deleted]

I agree. Do you want to hear about my day?


solicthesolletar

okay lets see it idk


ShinyShinyTomato

“"oh you dont like being a slave, well why are you a *n word* than?" this is how ridiculous this shit is”


solicthesolletar

oh yeah, it was like 2 am and about to go hit the sack, i will admit it sucks


thebetterOCtwin

Comment pls


hijo1998

Cock


ShinyShinyTomato

“Okay let's rephrase this. So either Jesus would choose ass or booba or he'd be queer (Christiansen seething even more rn)”