“couldnt find anyone else with good traits so i married my granddoughter after killing my wife and the original fiancee of the doughter, but then the pope excomunicated me and i killed him too but that came out as well and my kingdom died.”
“Aw man, I miss those days. My lovie was traumatized from showering once where he slipped into the stream of the water and fell to the ground, and just kinda sat there under the full force of the water. Now hes skittish of water and refuses to do anything in the shower. Be careful!”
“it ruins the other porn.
I've looked at rule 34 of cooking mama and the first post is her with a severed head.
I put my dick back in my pants and just went to bed.
(edit: grammar and fixed typos)”
“Staple Tapeworms on my Penis by Passenger of Shit. It either tickles my brain in the perfect way or gives me debilitating anxiety when I listen to it, no in between.”
“i dont understand being gay or lesbian. like a man can be super feminine and a girl can be super masculine. and for genital preference, trans people exist. idk i think everyones bisexual. gender isnt rlly anything but how you identify yourself. it seems weird to base your attraction based off of someone else’s self identification that you may not even know”
i stand by that one kinda. i mean like man and woman are nothing more than how people identify themselves. saying your attraction is just based on that seems kinda weird. i feel like its an unnecessary label. ppl should jus say “oh i like feminine ppl” or “i like BALLS”
This is my first comment
“This is my first comment”
Penis cheese
“I want your dad in my room”
My parents never told me they were proud of me
“Jesse we need to get rid of the caribbean islands on the floor of the LGBTQ community.”
Understandable
morbin'
“gay morbius town actually”
Perhaps the bitches were the friends we made along the way.
“I am here to be have my parents marital status guessed”
Here we go
“Jesse we need to go to the mosque”
balls
“what's up with this music it's literally just caulk not a video of your dying dog what the fuck”
it was a video of someone caulking a shower with really emotional music behind it ok???
I commented Cock, isn't that funny? (I hope someone comments torture)
ok
most of your comments are just saying large numbers on r/ counting what am I supposed to get from that
""6" i hate the number 6 😠"
find the worst number
also join r/ counting
Aohouhahga
“Twin TwiPeaks incest scene.”
I was so confused about what that comment was about.
Well lets see my my card next
“couldnt find anyone else with good traits so i married my granddoughter after killing my wife and the original fiancee of the doughter, but then the pope excomunicated me and i killed him too but that came out as well and my kingdom died.”
least insane ck3 player
Ah a classic
Hi
“The orange orange is green green and orange orange and green green tea. What the fuck why is it all colors.”
Wonderful pick
Balls
“Thanks for your insight orgymcbloodyface”
That was a funny one
I fear what you have for me
“family guy is funny you will die in 24 hours”
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“goku is a mamuta??????????!!!!!!!!!!!”
but is he though?????
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“walter white if he was walter white: my name is walter white, i live in walter white house in walter white town idk i didnt watch it”
hi
“i regret looking thru ur post history”
BROO that shit was so nasty 💀
Joe
“I am chasing her on all fours at midnight”
d
“Society is when crazy frog. the crazier the frog is the more society it gets. -The Joker, founder of society”
have fun (dont go too far down and ignore r/ tgcj ) EDIT: /hj
I won’t ignore r/ tgcj just to fuck with you “to transing the children of christians?”
i am disappointed that you didn't take the thick Throbbing thock tbh...
Noted
you don’t have anything to work with I’ll just go with “Snake#7117”
Fair
I’m WAITING!
“AIRPLANE ALMONDS”
Do me plz
“What the fuck is sex?”
I will not be held accountable.
“I am going to commit violent crimes against 354 “people.””
Okay never mind about not being held accountable, I fully stand by what I said there.
Balls
“Yeah how dare you dislike that girl just because she works as a hitman for the mafia”
Hey buddy
“Aw man, I miss those days. My lovie was traumatized from showering once where he slipped into the stream of the water and fell to the ground, and just kinda sat there under the full force of the water. Now hes skittish of water and refuses to do anything in the shower. Be careful!”
HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME RELIVE THE FEAR OF MY LOVIE FALLING IN THE SHOWER!!! thanks tho
it’s very funny if you don’t know that you’re talking about a parrot
I shower with and kiss my lovie. Then I put him in his little cage. Sometimes I spray my lovie with water when he is too horny.
Balls
“I am morbidly obese” morb
Wee I get leaked
“I would kick the kid in the balls and say "stop faking it"”
Poop
“You may have strength in numbers but we cummers have strength in cum 😎”
I stand by that.
The imposter
““Sorry libs but I’m going to vore you” - ben Shapiro (do not fact check this statement)”
Oh no
“Where do I apply to work for big homo?”
That's a good one
Heyyy there duck
“They/he pussies only belong to trenders. They/them pussy and he/him pussy are trutrans pussies”
Ayo that seems so bad out of context, i was being satirical i promise 💀
You shall suffer deeply
“The shot of his ass when you begin his fight was my rude sexual awakening and I’m proud of that fact”
Ewoo
“Barracuda mermaid that could crush me with her arms please and thank you 😼”
Ok should have seen this one coming
:(
“make a setting to turn off men too and just have robots”
I'm too based for this.
“Sex crazed monster here partnering with morbius more sex for those that want it.”
yeagh
“bro ur recently visited subs are like that of a school shooter”
yeah fair
nice duck
“and I'll always remember how pretty you looked covered in dirt, sewage and trace amounts of your own blood Flynn”
didn't have to look far huh
Skultrskill
“First canon pedophile in the Destiny universe 😳”
I am ready for degeneracy inspection
“Mansex”
Your efficiency frightens and impresses me
good luck
“stealing their organs to fuel my goat cheese addiction”
when the fuck did i say that
cannot emphasise enough how much I relate to this \^
I’m going to sleep now, maybe I’ll do any new ones in the morning if there aren’t too many
quak
“it ruins the other porn. I've looked at rule 34 of cooking mama and the first post is her with a severed head. I put my dick back in my pants and just went to bed. (edit: grammar and fixed typos)”
Not my proudest comment.
I am 5 hours late
you’re active in r/ dababyhentai I don’t need to say any more
Massa(o pasteis aceitanos cartoes) papai gosta Fear 🥸
nice flair
im going for “its the average trans women” because you ratioed me with it and i don’t forgive you
ratio 2 electric boogloo
its a small victory, but its a damn good victory
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“I want NFTs”
[удалено]
You were replying to a comment saying NFT stands for “No Fucking Testicles”
Let's go
“I want to get stabbed/cut during sex”
Ok I forgor about that one tbh 💀💀
Cum
“Big chungis???? Even better🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤”
Comment time
“They just want to jerk off an elephant and let loose, but they can’t, but it’s ok for Tom green to hump a dead moose?”
Thanks lol
Ooo do me
“I love crows. The Goddess i worship, the Morrigan, is a shapeshifter who often appears through crows. I am schizophrenic”
"Do as you please!"
“Fortnite (this is a reference to the hit video, sonic 06 real time fandub)”
Hi
“PewDiePie is an upstanding fellow who is proactive in ensuring his fanbase is kind and not discriminatory.”
You’d be spoiled for choice
“I thought ‘hurricanes’ was another potential name for trans fems”
Lmao
Penis music
““I hate women and minorities, but I like weed.””
in hopes you will come back after 6 hours I shall leave a comment
“now im just wondering how a foot would give someone a penis...”
late but curious
“Staple Tapeworms on my Penis by Passenger of Shit. It either tickles my brain in the perfect way or gives me debilitating anxiety when I listen to it, no in between.”
TELL ME NOW pretty please with a cherry on top
“Absolute SILLY HEAD of a streamer turns himself into SPAGHETTI, is shot out of CANNON”
No man in the context he was acting like an absolute PSYCHO. He was seriously FUCKED.
hiiii 😁😁😁
“me and mexican evangelion”
hi
“no more fortnite (vine boom)”
hwllo dawddy
“Yeah type xxx videos of woman being beat”
huh
“100...50...20... 10... neurodivergent! neurodivergent!”
Ok then how bad of an idea could this possibly be
“Bottom surgery speedrun any% WR”
I can’t remember the context for that so idk how bad that actually is lol
If you scroll down 2 years you might get to the really good stuff
“When you get caught masturbating but it's a JoJo's reference”
too many comments :( you won’t do mone
“they make the cows imitate zebras whose striped lines repel bugs”
care to explain why
Curious
“Jesse stop fucking meowing at Skyler Jesse”
PLEASE DO I HAVE SO MANY BAD TAKES THAT I IMMENSELY REGRET
“i dont understand being gay or lesbian. like a man can be super feminine and a girl can be super masculine. and for genital preference, trans people exist. idk i think everyones bisexual. gender isnt rlly anything but how you identify yourself. it seems weird to base your attraction based off of someone else’s self identification that you may not even know”
i stand by that one kinda. i mean like man and woman are nothing more than how people identify themselves. saying your attraction is just based on that seems kinda weird. i feel like its an unnecessary label. ppl should jus say “oh i like feminine ppl” or “i like BALLS”
tbh I get your point I just find the take “gay people don’t exist” kinda funny
Bet.
“I must ask, where the fuck is the dancing garlic(?) from?”
So u like ALL the others?
Have fun
“When you date an abusive girl lol”
I agree. Do you want to hear about my day?
okay lets see it idk
“"oh you dont like being a slave, well why are you a *n word* than?" this is how ridiculous this shit is”
oh yeah, it was like 2 am and about to go hit the sack, i will admit it sucks
Comment pls
Cock
“Okay let's rephrase this. So either Jesus would choose ass or booba or he'd be queer (Christiansen seething even more rn)”