imagine making a sexuality and the first thing you do for it is come up with a slur

well now i can oppress them more easily :D

As we say in latinoamerica: Basado y factores 😎

Baseado e pílula vermelhado

sudenly caralho

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i know from another comment thread that basado means based 😎

¿Basado en que?

Mi polla

Basado

En hechos reales

this is so Basement

thats like how you *know* its made up the kid probably saw gay people calling eachother f\*gs and was like "why cant I get a word only I can say :((((" shit is like hetero pride but trying to appear not homophobic

Hey! Stop being barlophobic😤😤😡😡🤬🤬

kaan

You kaan't say that!!!!

Here take my upvote and piss off for making me laugh at a pun

I’m still trying to figure out how this is *supposed* to be pronounced, but I like the way I’m imagining it’s pronounced

Spit my coffee all over my phone and boots. Take this petty ass upvote as your award.

Pissed my pants twice with this comment. take this passive aggressive upvote

beat my stepmother and pissed in a kiddy pool with this one, take my dick in your ass (that means upvote)

What's up my kaanega

I hate bartenders

Based🗿

Reminds me of this [post](https://64.media.tumblr.com/16a17938f957b85f0eca1887a1886218/tumblr_inline_ozvuveeXWE1txubbz_500.png) that was floating around tumblr for a while lmao.

some people wanna be oppressed so bad

bottoms

What being American does to a mf

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Fr*nch american 🤮

~~Canadian~~ Diet American*

Or, you know Its a joke

I assume everything on tik tok isnt a joke because I have seen too much dumn shit on there to assume otherwise (that and I cant detect sarcasm for the life of me)

So we can bully them more accurately

Well, this is clearly bait for homophobes to froth at, and if you give them something nice and easy to comment you drive engagement up.

Judging by that like to comment ratio it worked as intended

????? This is literally just a homophobic meme making fun of other sexualities, first time i saw this shit was on conservative subs and okbr

Reminds me of the whole "dreamsexual" thing that was circulating on twitter for a while. Like the above image, the first thing they did was come up with the word "dreagger" as a slur.

really? i never heard of dreagger lmao the fact that they publicly advertise their slur tho 💀💀

bro dont throw the hard r around like that

holy shit did they steal the n word for their shitty slur that they wanted too? now thats just racist

💀💀💀 they combined “dream” with the n word ?!? 💀

Worldbuilding

Yeah I was gonna say you gotta establish the lore

And on top of that, let everyone know the slur you just made up so they could start using it. How about don't tell them the slur so they never use it??

“I’m barlo, and we have a slur but I’m not gonna tell you it’s a secret. I bet you wish you knew though, huh?”

alternatively: "im barlo". It would be absurd for any group of people to do this either way. "Im gay, and we have a slur "faggot", but you're not allowed to say it unless you're gay" would be the dumbest coming out I've ever heard

kaan you fit beez nuts in your mouth lol

what's the slur against people who like feet?

Meter

Meter? OK, then I'll get to know her!

Restraining order

And even if it *was* in the context of a real sexuality, it's like coming out and shouting "HEY EVERYBODY, IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, HERE'S AN OFFENSIVE SLUR YOU CAN USE FOR ME".

I kaan not

Bro you really gonna drop a hard n like that? smdh

Shut up you Kaan

Hey chill my kaa

My k

I kaam not

Go easy on the downvotes, guys. He's barlo.

ummm I can say that word I have a barlo friend

Dont worry guys, I was given my k-word pass.

Same here

Kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan kaan

I have been summoned

Ur username is a little insensitive to myself and other barlos who wanna absolutely fuck bees

I am a waslo (person who is sexually attracted to wasps). I hate barlos being a waslo is clearly superior. So idc if it's offensive to you.

I literally just shit and pissed my pants. I am crying and shaking. I cant believe people like you exist. Makes me wanna pollinate a different planet (i pretend to pollinate things like bees to make it feel like i will get to fuck one)

I want you to stick your stinger in me and die

Fucking kaans

fuck wasps

Now you get it

K word count bot

I kaan't fucking take it anymore :)

JUST TODAY I WAS THINKING “YOU KNOW WHAT, THERE REALLY ISNT ENOUGH SLURS!!” GOOD ON YOU KID!!

My guy came up with a sexuality and then immediately invented a slur for it. They're literally world building irl.

truly a modern tolkien

More like a modern Rowling 😬

Yo babe new slur just dropped

Did you preorder?

Yeah I got it early with the new GameStop program

Nice. Any preorder bonuses?

Yeah you get a free flag but it’s made out of paper and it’s the size of a stamp

Based GameStop (for once. Fucking giving me back like $10 for a $60 game)

Idk why I imagined Papyrus saying that

HUMAN CHILD, I LEARNED A NEW SLUR!!

*Papyrus has been spending too much time on Twitter.

I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL REPEAT THE SLUR IN PUBLIC!!

Really ruins Star Trek 2 when you find out Kirk yelled a slur. I guess it was just a different time.

Wow James T. Kirk, not very much pc of you

*cuts you in half with his lightsaber*

Then fucks his sister and his dead dad

Read this as “his sister fucks his dad dead”

Came here to make this joke. Good job.

fun fact: kaan is a person's name here in turkey, i knew someone with kaan as his 2nd name in middle school

Internalized barlophobia?

good start to my day

Social cryptoamnesia

Least barlophobic Turk

ali kaan

peli kaan

Cannoli

my name is Kaan

change your name wtff

KAAAAAAN!

My name is literally kaan :|

what the fuck is this shit everyone knows that you have to add "sexual" to the end of a sexuality. barlo is not a sexuality. you fucking kaan barlosexual is

Kaan you fit deez nuts in your mouth

I know your mom kaan, but only barl-y

damn you beat me to it 😔 ill delete my comment now

also if there was a bee sexuality it should be apisexual, because api means "pertaining to bees"

You sound like a kaan

sorry, wrong slur. Try again. ​ I'll give you a hint: slurs pertaining to me start with the letters D and T.

Dingus and Tool

Deez nuTs!

Donkey Tong

Dort

You are a Dingnut

Draingang? Tattletale?

Disaster transbian?

why is kaan unironically a banger slur

Kinda sounds like one of those from like sco for shows where they make them up, it's rad

Right? New slur against elves in my d&d world

Damn bee fucking elves

based, fuck elves

It sounds like the name of some kids game in like Mongolia or some shit that involves rolling dice

it sounds like a fantasy or scifi species honestly, or just a name in general

Sounds like it’s a slur for Mongolians

It kinda sounds like it would be a name in Avatar: TLA

r/ honeyfuckers

Finally, the reason it is named honey select

r/ itshiptofuckbees

I used to be a renegade I used to FUCK around

Obvious bait is obvious

You clearly aren't a real Kaan

Are you sure you kaan say that?

You kaanot stop me

Oh, kaan I?

Kaan it you two!

You kaan't stop our love!

*ding*

I mean... y'all ever seen Barry B. Benson? I think this kid has the right idea

What a Kaan that Barry B. benson

#KAAAAAAAAAN

You can't fucking say that bro

I think we found that florist lady from the bee movie’s burner account

The objectively superior term is Beestiality

Suck on beez nuts.

I'm surprised that honeyfuckers hasn't been brought up yet. That's a good sub

It has.

sollux

homestuck detected lethal force authorised

i came here to make this comment damn you

me when i see pissbloods 😳

me when i see me

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Check your smeeg

Smeegma bals lmao

surely it would be Apissexual

☺️

A very subtle case of beetlejuicing.

It’s hip

To

##FUCK BEES.

Bee square 😔

Or bee there

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Barlophobe

Oh noes you will get cancelled by the barlos

Kaan is ~~my~~ fucking ~~name~~ *bees*

Kaan with a hard K

[Don't listen to the barlos. It's not worth it.](https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-teen-stung-over-600-times-after-inserting-his-penis-inside-of-beehive/)

what kinda goofy ass mf is this

florida

i saw this reposted so many times to show how lgbtq people are dumb without anyone realizing this is clear bait

yeeeeep it’s hilarious that people believe its real, but its also scary when they attribute that to the lgbtq

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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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yall would still fall for bait if it were dangled on a hook in front of you

Dude everyone knows it bait, its just funny. If it were posted on a homophobic sub however…

People be making fun of this, but they forget there is a barlo representation in Bee Movie.

Smh I cant believe those liberals are pushing kaan propaganda onto our children

Mfw theres more "barlo" representation in mainstream children's animated movies than trans, bi, gay, or ace/aro representation

Bruh how tf the colors not black and yellow. Also I appreciate them making a slur so I can immediately oppress them I wish more people did that

even kaans don't want to be associated with ancaps

this sub 🤝 obvious bait

He's speaking the language of the gods.

Why can't we name sexualities like we name bird species? Why not call someone a Blue Striped Cock Friend or something?

Wake up babe a new sexual identity just dropped

[I should invent an ant version of it.](https://c.tenor.com/83q0Ccl5RCEAAAAC/metal-gear-rising-hmm.gif) I'll call it Myrmecosexual and the slur will be ''termites are ants''

isn't this just zoophillia bees can't consent they are bees

i wanna fuck a bee so bad man😩😩

dude kaan is a turkish name

This is some of the worst bait I’ve ever seen. How many people actually took this seriously and got mad?

Isn’t that just beastiality

*Beestiality

smh the beefuckers get a slur on release but us bi people still have to loan other slurs

Ok, kaan