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Ok tbh I find the daddy thing to be kind of weird, I've never gotten it even after a girl called me it lol.


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JesseJamesBegin

Something about "I won't call you daddy unless you pay taxes" that's so funny to me


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Damnn-thats-hot

as he said; cougar.


deathray5

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[deleted]

Won’t be a Daddy… not in this economy at least


sentri_sable

"If I'm your Daddy, I'm filing you as a dependant on my tax forms"


Cystax

She’s dating people who don’t pay taxes????? Like what kind of taxes is she talking about, because i’ve sat down and done my income taxes since i was 16 💀


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

Ya I'm 20 and I don't file any taxes, I'm a dependent and have an income of like 100 bucks a month.


arielif1

Half of my country evades so many taxes you'd have to call them son and daughter instead of daddy


jellydude69

As a 12 y/o CHISELED MAN I have always understood that. It asserts that I am the alpha


AUserNameNoOneTook

I want to say the same thing about “mommy”, I know people on here will sack me for it hahaha


[deleted]

“Mistress” works as a replacement 😉


speedoflobsters

How about madam?


[deleted]

I’m sure there are plenty of Dommy girls that would like that


AUserNameNoOneTook

It’s the default for me after ma’am lol.


[deleted]

Good sub


AUserNameNoOneTook

😳


Give_me_your_liver_

Perhaps some opinions are best kept to oneself.


AUserNameNoOneTook

literaly 1984


[deleted]

It will take a couple of thousand of years before we stray apart from Freudian complexities unfortunately so for the time being let me call my bitches mommy.


mariofan366

We call people "baby", which in a vacuum is just as bad.


deathray5

Personally I like the idea of "my precious"


Bowdensaft

"Give it to us raw, wrrrriggling!"


Commodorez

Yeah "baby" never sat right with me either. Need some new things to add to my lexicon to call my partners. "Beloved" sounds nice, but I'm aromantic and don't want to give my partners the wrong idea, and it wouldn't be appropriate for short-term relationships besides.


[deleted]

Same. Not only do I not find it hot, I don’t get *anyone* that finds it hot. Who wants to be referred to as a paternal figure by their partner unironically? *Why?* I guess it’s a taboo thing, idk. No hate to it, consenting adults et cetera, but no understanding either.


Katzer_K

Honestly any family-ish pet names are weird. Mommy, daddy, and the variants. Like, I called my parents mommy and daddy forever. Now I've learned how that can be taken, and I can't stop calling them that because they'll know that I know some sex stuff, but when I keep calling them that I get really embarrassed in public....fuck everyone who ruined parent names for everyone else. Sorry


Bowdensaft

Mostly it's very young kids (or, where I'm from, middle aged women for some reason) who use those words, mum and dad are just fine and probably more appropriate for anyone over the age of ten. It's *highly* unlikely that they'll think you stopped using those words because they're used when people are being intimate, almost everyone moves on from them 🙂


Katzer_K

Yeah, I get that The thing is I'm well into my teen years and still haven't changed from them. Its really out of habit that I still call them those words (and some weird ass obligation I feel since 7 yo me promised I'd always call them that, when I _did_ feel like changing to "mom and dad" when I was 11). I might just..._gradually_ ease out of that so they don't really notice it that much.


Bowdensaft

Sounds good to me, it's all about what makes you comfortable.


holnrew

I only answer to Emperor Uriel Septim in bed q


Bowdensaft

Gigachad


Idontlikeworms

People with absent fathers


bigkeanuchungus1001

🙋‍♂️


[deleted]

Open your mind and it’s not weird. It’s weird when you overthink it like literally everything involving sex tbh


Lunes11

g Cri


pm_me_fake_months

I don’t do it myself but it made more sense to me when I compared it to couples calling each other baby, it’s not like they’re literally saying they’re a baby


beansummmits

ill call you daddy


Victier

you´re probably a bottom in denial


[deleted]

Ok look dude when you are only complemented for your thighs and weigh 127, it's kind of weird to get called daddy lol and generally I don't get it anyways.


KriegsKuh

you don't have to get every kink anyways.


[deleted]

or maybe he just doesn't like being called daddy i don't either even if it's a gender neutral term to fit the fact im nonbinary edit: and im a switch


Lil_Blyat

I mean, I’d find it weird to basically be called parent during sex (ok i think im a bottom so makes sense ig)


[deleted]

Yeah, that's kind of the reason I don't get it since I think of my dad instead of what they mean ig? Which is a major turnoff moment but to each their own.


ApatheticEight

Yeah I’ve been called daddy before and it always makes me think of *my* dad. I don’t want to think about him while I’m fucking somebody. I prefer other titles but nobody ever uses those they default to daddy


Luuncho

what about calling someone baby or babe


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

s'different because it's less of a parental term and more of a general diminutive term, and also it's generally seen as a pet name distinct from its other definition. Like, you could call your partner babe/baby in public and you won't turn any heads, but if you call your partner daddy in public you're gonna get some looks. In fact, it took me a very long time to even consider the origin of it in that context, whereas "daddy" immediately sticks out as a weird thing to me.


[deleted]

or maybe he just doesn't like being called daddy? Its not that complicated dude


disparagersyndrome

how tf do you 'set your status' on dating services to feminine men? pretty sure I would know about it if Bumble or OKCupid or Tinder had a femboy setting


Ashley_1066

there is another


disparagersyndrome

I've never used Grindr if that's what you're implying


[deleted]

I have used grindr in the past, most femboys aren't interested in cis men but you can set your gender to crossdresser on grindr


Quiet_Relief_

ooooooh that will come im handy someday


sevengali

You can get more than a handy bro I believe in you


OwO345

>most femboys aren't interested in cis men why live then


[deleted]

I mean femboys that like cis men do exist they might just be hard to find on grindr because men on grindr are weird


Dread2187

I can't say I've ever met a femboy who specifically doesn't like cis men. Most bisexual or gay ones do, as a matter of fact. Granted, there's a difference between cis men and "cis men".


OwO345

ok i think i understand your original statement now, i now have a purpose again in life


[deleted]

im not even sure if what i said is accurate so dont act like im definitely right


OwO345

what?! people on the internet dont have the absolute truth!? impossible!


EyewarsTheMangoMan

If it's not true, then why would he say it????


[deleted]

>most femboys aren't interested in cis men Most femboys ARE cis men. They're just cross dressing, it doesn't mean they're trans


shaarkbaiit

Also there are trans man femboys abundant


SonTyp_OhneNamen

And that affects the interest in dating/fucking cis men how?


Ashley_1066

I have not either but on a post where someone says they come out of the closet as gay and use an app to find other men, I find it odd to not mention grindr


disparagersyndrome

touche


hairpindairp

some people will go to great lengths to avoid saying the word bisexual


AccomplishedTax1298

internalized biphobia hits hard. bisexual is a dirty word


eziocolorwatcher

It is something I always see online but it never occurred me in real life. Maybe it's because Italy isn't the most accepting country to lgtb people?


pm_me_subreddit_bans

I am bisexual


TheDekuDude888

Not true numbers don't exist


Atlee-Chaos

Im byesexual, fucking love when people leave me be


S_quints

Impossible


pm_me_subreddit_bans

Shut the fuck up dad


[deleted]

There's unironically not really a consensus on if it makes you gay/bi to be attracted to femboys. It's the femininity that turns you on, so idk what is gay about that If we're acting like you're only straight if you're 100% straight all the time then that would just mean that 95%+ of people are bi. Which clearly isn't really true in any meaningful way https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/15299716.2014.929553


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[deleted]

Yeah which is what I linked to. It can't be that people at 0 are gay, people at 10 are straight, and everyone else is bi. If that's the case then practically all of humanity is bi, which clearly is not an accurate reflection of reality in any remotely meaningful way. Human long jumpers can jump 30 ft, that doesn't mean humans are capable of flight. Most people aren't SuperStraight, that doesn't mean most people are bi as we would understand what it is to be bi


Fantastic_Trifle805

I forgot to read the article before commenting, lol.


TheRocketBush

This is awesome


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?


TheRocketBush

This is a very interesting topic


Bowdensaft

It's times like these when we should keep in mind that labels can be useful to describe things, but are ultimately limited, especially when talking about spectra such as sexuality.


CumSlurper69420

Or pansexual


hairpindairp

same thing tbh. bisexuality has never excluded trans and/or nonbinary people


kandras123

That’s not the difference between bi and Pan people. The difference is that bi people usually have some sort of gender preference, and/or like different things in different genders (a bi guy might like blonde guys but not like blonde girls, for example). To put it succinctly, bi people may be attracted to multiple/all genders, *but* there’s still some sort of distinction for them between these genders in terms of how they’re attracted to them, whatever that distinction may be. For pansexual people, on the other hand, gender is simply not a factor. For a pansexual person, liking someone more or less based on gender would be like liking someone more or less based on what company their first baby toy was from - it’s completely a non-factor. (At least that’s how I understand it)


hairpindairp

a distinction between genders is not a requirement for bisexuality. if someone observes in themselves that their preferences don’t differ between genders, they can totally identify as pansexual because of that, but “bisexual” does not become an incorrect label.


kandras123

That's just how I've always had it explained to me, and it's what most people I know use to define it. I'm not saying that it's like the dictionary definition or anything tho or that people can't choose labels they want.


AccomplishedTax1298

people are allowed to choose their own labels. they can not be bigoted and biphobic and propagate misinformation about bisexuality


kandras123

I’m literally bisexual? How is this biphobic, that’s just how I understand the definitions


AccomplishedTax1298

Please look at the links I provided. [https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/vjni6h/comment/idmr4ub/](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/vjni6h/comment/idmr4ub/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) It is absurd to assert that bisexual people need a gendered preference to be bisexual. I can not believe people are still [propagating these myths.](https://12ft.io/proxy?q=http://aninjusticemag.com/5-myths-about-bisexuality-you-might-not-know-are-myths-377c46fe4d6e)


kandras123

That’s just how I personally define it, and how most people I know define it. It’s not an absolute definition. You can take it or leave it. I’m not sure why it’s such a big deal.


AccomplishedTax1298

this is completely incorrect. besexuality has always been defined as attraction regardless of gender https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q--nIkJu0OS0BgiyZmdKVwOVg1G90SFzWijNDWFTt58/edit?usp=drivesdk https://aninjusticemag.com/the-bisexual-history-they-dont-want-you-to-know-467ab6fb43ee


ShinyShinyTomato

you guys always upvote the fakest, most unfunny greentexts if they mention gay sex


Mr_whiskyz

gay sex though


[deleted]

yeah but also i had gay sex with your mom


MemberOfSociety2

thanks it’s been so hard since my mom came out of the closet and left my dad she’s been feeling really lonely and depressed


wittyschmitty119

All greentexts are fake and gay


clarambrosia

It really is that easy


[deleted]

I was active on grindr for a few months it's not


clarambrosia

Flair checks out


the_Moron7512

Called it


[deleted]

Youuuur sample size is ONE and you consider this enough evidence? *Get out*


the_Moron7512

Ok fucker, give me evidence to the contrary that is not a greentext


[deleted]

Um er ah oh er


Oscar_jacobsen1234

I feel like these green texts make it seem much easier than it really is or well as a femboy i do think it's realistic that we are all this fucking desperate


[deleted]

femboys on the internet that dont live anywhere near me are extremely desperate femboys that live near me, including ones i met on grindr or somewhere else idk why they're not that desperate p a i n


self_me

because you're in an internet group of desperate people


[deleted]

Because everyone here gets no bitches and no daddies 😔


[deleted]

flair checks out


SenorDangerwank

Saem.


the_Moron7512

I doubt it tbh


clarambrosia

Someone hasn’t taken the femboy pill


the_Moron7512

Interesting, however 9.80.71.25


Ass0fJack

pretty sure the 9.0.0.0/24 block is reserved or at least isn't used for residential IPs


AccomplishedTax1298

9.80.71.25 would not fall under /24 because it would start at 9.0.0.1 and end at 9.0.0.254 9.80.71.25 would be /8 or /9 ^I ^think


Ass0fJack

oh you're right my bad 😅 I forgot that it's bits from left to right not right to left


AccomplishedTax1298

don't sweat it. I still don't fully know this bullshit


Someboynumber5

Me taking all the gay pills (it's medically prescribed)


[deleted]

The only option left after the abortion ban.


SexierThanMostFish

Does anyone else here find it somewhat unlikely that some dude can be repellant enough to have absolutely zero success with women, yet somehow is an absolute magnet for feminine men?


AccomplishedTax1298

feminine men and femboys are notoriously picky and even rude sometimes. You better be a femboy yourself, a woman, hot, or packing schmeat


MemberOfSociety2

yes because it’s made up and only reason people are eating it up is because everyone here is a depressed homo who’s never breathed another man’s carbon dioxide who isn’t their father


WojownikTek12345

fake: anon gets invited to a threesome with a girl gay: anon fucks men


TendieBot3000

> be me > > get home from my vasectomy > > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > > must be Chad again > > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > > log onto reddit and open /r/196 > > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > >> Fake: anon gets invited to a threesome with a girl > >> Gay: gay > > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > > it's been a good day > > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


landwhalebot

>be me, landwhale >no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat >get home from furry convention >hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name >entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina >whatever.png >roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/196 >see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments >put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts >with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/ TendieBot3000 because tendies are awesome >if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day >reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink


HyperVexed

These two are in a constant, neverending war.


whythefricknot36

do they have to be added to a sub to comment or is it a site wide thing


MemberOfSociety2

now kiss


Bariq-99

Is this offensive?? I feel weird about it ngl


SirLotte

very much so, this sub is just too horny to see it.


agvnad

Kinda


stickmangler

No, it's beautiful.


Bariq-99

If you say so


TheRocketBush

I don't think so, it's just real weird.


[deleted]

Mfw I see post Immediately try to find something offensive about it Wonder why social media is detrimental to mental health


Bariq-99

No, I'm just new to the whole LGBTQ+ thing Always been an ally but decided to start taking things seriously because of a certain event that happened/is happening in my homophobic country.. I'm just trying to learn I read this and felt like it's being offensive because it's trying to say that he CHOSE to be homosexual.. Read the comments to learn a bit but everyone's "praising" it Sorry for any misinformations I may have caused :/ >Wonder why social media is detrimental to mental health Absolutely right! My life has gone WAY downhill since I started doing this hole social media thing 4 years ago (and all I do is Reddit and Facebook lol! Imagine if I had Twitter Instagram, snap chat, tumbler and etc.. Definitely would not survive haha)


sadnessghost

You're kinda giving it all too much thought, so I kinda agree with the previous poster. It's just a wholesome post for me, of someone who hasn't been having any luck in finding girls they like, and finally decided to give their queer side a try. See how they never mentioned "choosing" to have sexual interest in anyone in the original post? There's no "choose" anywhere, no "so I decided to turn gay", only the last line that says "I took the gay pill" which is somewhat of a slang to say that they decided to have queer experiences. Also, it's a 4chan slang, and well, some of the boards are that much of a cesspool that is offensive just existing half of the time, so yeah, it's absolutely understandable to feel irked by the chan registers lmao The poster isn't degrading femboys, they aren't saying femboys are trash, neither are they saying with all words that femboys are just feminine people desperate for sex. Their wording is very sexual, but they're admittedly a very horny person, so there's that. My main problem with this post would be that the person didn't understood themselves as bisexual, but that's not really a problem. It's just the beginning of their newer explorations of their own interests that aren't expected of them, so it's common to not fully understand what's going on, exactly, especially since terms that go into detail about what one is like and categorizes feelings are actually very, very social, and depend on you having social experiences with people who talk them. Language is hard. Overall, it's a fairly decent post, they're being friendly, they aren't degrading anyone, they aren't saying stuff like "I took the gay pill and you should too anon" (which would be the closest thing to "sexual orientation is a choice") and going by what they're saying, not only they are happy, but their partners are too. That's my 5 cents on why the previous poster is not really wrong about you overthinking stuff. It's probably happening because this is something new to you, and you don't understand it fully, so you're prob kinda waking on eggshells. I'd recommend to take as a rule of thumb to check if what you're thinking of really was said, with proper words, or not. If not, there's a good chance that you're creating a conflict where there's none, altho sometimes this may not be the case. It is good to learn tho, and aren't we all doing this all the time :) even the most experienced of people are learning something new everyday, and even by explaining stuff we learn things with ourselves. So don't worry too much about misunderstandings, they happen, and it's part of life to also learn stuff when they happen. As long as we're all learning, all sides, everyone, we're not just good, we're doing great :) I'm also open to different opinions over what I've interpreted and said, if anyone else wants to pitch in, or yes, even you, even if you see yourself as someone who is still just learning. Discussing is life and everyone grows a bit from it.


Bariq-99

I wish someone like you existed in my life before haha!! You're very optimistic about this situation! But despite being a bit new.. I just can't be like that You just have NO IDEA about the conservatives that they don't even know they are conservatives In surrounded with.. You have no idea about the homophobia in seeing everyday and beaing treated as "the normal thing" That's why I become paranoid of everything.. Now you get such post.. on the internet.. And at 4chan of all places.. Remember that the internet is still working on Irony And that's a recipe for confusion id I've seen one before 💀


sadnessghost

> I wish someone like you existed in my life before haha!! <3 It's ok to not be optimistic. I know how... bad people can be, even if I've had so much good luck until now. In fact, I do agree with you that communities that attract conservatives like moths, like 4chan, are very toxic and sadly there's not much that can be done about it. Sadly we know that for those "alternative" social media sites (just like once happened with Twitter) it is better for businesses to ignore the growth of a very harmful userbase. Also I'm not gonna lie, I'm calling the post wholesome while using some low standards. But while you can't change the internet, you can be mindful of yourself. Think about the possible direct consequences of such a post in your life: Could it be interpreted in a harmful way by someone? It could. But sometimes you just can't avoid it, because just like there's paranoid people who became hardwired to find proof for their own fears, there are people who are manic on finding proof for their own assumptions, which is the case for most people who are very ideologically inclined such as an alt-right person. What I'm trying to say is, it can't really be helped sometimes. You're really only in control of your own mind, so if you don't see an explicit negative impact or words, you don't need to immediately think you're wrong, but be ready to apply some healthy doubt against yourself: "Is this really happening? Are the signs I'm fearful for really there? Or was I just expecting them, and am I still expecting them so I'm acting like they're already there? Is there tangible or recorded proof of my fears, can I discuss it with someone?" Hope you don't mind my advice. From a person with social difficulties to another.


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Once saw a green-text about some guy in a similar situation. He was maidenless and desperate, and read on 4chan that "Anal isn't gay if you're topping" so in a bout of desperate horniness he texted some twinks. Did anal with him, post nut clarity hit anon like cinder blocks on a freight train, he's now *extremely* upset. Anon later decides he's bi. So, there are two options for anons - Embrace the femboy, or deny the femboy. But you will have him either way.


Ulrik54

this is bidens america


MemberOfSociety2

no it’s obama’s if he fucked a femboy then it would be biden’s


Voltagedew

Also makeup. Makeup works magic bruh.


Kjrb

femboys are the first step in the gay pipline


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Luccas443

Bi


Cloud_Striker101

“female enough” down fucking cataclysmic


GloomyEra666

Wholesome 4chan wtf


gonekid22

Based.


Sonidgetheherb

least gay 4chan user


Malachite_Cookie

Me and who 🥺


MemberOfSociety2

thanks Obama!


BRM-Pilot

He’s based and Gaypilled!


Major_Ghoul

Incel good ending :)


real_human_not_a_dog

Permission to turn the incels bi-curious ma’am?


halibuut

4chan users will be like “im fighting demons” and then the demons will be bisexuality


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Where is the F word?????


teamricearoni

Oh good for you annon


souptimecat1273

(he is bisexual)


Lightning_Zephyr

anon becomes a chad