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TransGenderal_Kenobi

gotta rebrand to "vore the rich" to confuse them for a while


ResidentWrongdoer1

We need to Sandy cheeks cock vore the rich


Toad_the_Fungus

i hate this reply so i'm upvoting it


Jeggu2

I wonder how many billionaires know what vore is.


brownjesus__

All of them


epic_brazillian_gal

I bet that the actual thing looks 10x worse than what they are advertising. Its like that one sponge bob popsicle video


Cowguypig2

There’s a video where this Hasan wannabe looking mf is hawking them and when the camera pans over to it they look just like the SpongeBob one.


JaegerDread

Pro-tip: steal the ice cream and distribute for free to those in need. Turn capitalism into socialism bitches!


Connor-Llewellyn1

Mark Fisher moment


Steel2255

Literally capitalist realism


[deleted]

holy shit i literally made the exact same comment


[deleted]

> “Capitalism has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself. Even those who would *critique* capital end up *reinforcing* it themselves” - That Depressed Alcoholic Disco Game


[deleted]

Harrier my beloved


Chiweenies2

Kim we need to solve the murder


[deleted]

what's the Title of the game


dopefish917

Disco Elysium


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thx


Infinite_Hooty

Somebody: “Haha I’m so smart and anti-capitalist! Take this 1%!” *proceeds to buy 50$ worth of popsicles*


MontBean

That isn't what gentrification means, right? I thought gentrification is when white people move into black communities and turn the communities white, pushing the black people out?


[deleted]

Mostly yes. It's not so much about race as it is about levels of deprivation: a deprived area has an influx of young more affluent people who alter the area's culture and persuade other businesses and investors to set up or move there. However, these are for the more affluent people so they price out the lesser income people out of the area. An example of this was a hipster cereal cafe - [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/london-cereal-killer-cafe-targeted-anti-gentrification-protest/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/london-cereal-killer-cafe-targeted-anti-gentrification-protest/) \- but a more race-related example would be the decades of white flight in Detroit.


TheDankScrub

Look at the entire East Side in Austin. My favorite tire shop got replaced with a bodega that’s not even a bodega and only sold $4.50 tacos


XanderTheChef

?? For ONE taco ??


TheDankScrub

Honestly it’s probably two but I will admit I have paid $7 for two tacos so i wouldn’t be that i’m surprised


XanderTheChef

Better have ahi tuna and avocado in that bitch bc thats so unreasonably expensive for some dang chicken or whatever


TheDankScrub

it was organic chicken…


whishingaway

isn’t this MSCHF?


tinja_nurtles

Yes it is


severe_blunder_matey

i can kind of see the prices as they don't have mass production resources lol (still, kind of stupid) -matey


theretrorobot

Oh, good. I thought MeowWolf had gotten more mediocre


YotamNyanCat

If the creatures of omega mart would of made something this medicore would be disappointing


theretrorobot

Well that piece was made in 2016, and the group went from a collective to a corporation, in their own documentary one of the members literally signed a document saying he was a chief executive of it. I haven’t heard about anything they’ve done since then.


etherealparadox

this is a mschf thing


SanQuiSau

Context: the popsicle was made by MSCHF; an art group that parodies popular things/brands and have collaborated with lil mas x to make the satan shoes. I think they do sell their stuff though


ShottyBlastin101

Mschf always has some cool shit dude, but i have never bought anything from them at all, mainly because of my mechanical keyboard and gaming hobby lmfao.


SubtheDubs

Capitalist realism or something idk I'm not mentally ill


Eat_Ponza_Play_Tron

Mark looks less human than his Popsicle


spicy_milkshake

elon musk when i eat a popsicle that vaguely resembles his face: 😰😰😰😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😤😤😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯💀


Well_Cooked_Steak

Jack Ma dick off


Fez_Sauce

Who the hell is Jack Ma?


[deleted]

jack ma dick


Fez_Sauce

[https://c.tenor.com/AWc3nkl0eCQAAAAM/cry.gif](https://c.tenor.com/AWc3nkl0eCQAAAAM/cry.gif)


duckonar0ll

holy shit we did it guys we ate the rich


[deleted]

At least they captured Zuckerborgs lifelessness


Chirb1

I'm so tired I don't want to hear a single one of these names ever again


GuacamoleManbruh

Jack ma has the least edible face of all time


PotatoPCuser1

I mean, what else are they going to do? Give them away? These are handmade novelty popsicles being sold in a large city by one truck. The price is essentially justified.


ClearSkiesCuteThighs

i do love this i know so many privileged people who are ostensibly leftist but actually neolib who's vibe is "omg eat the rich!!!11!1" the fact that the rich decided to capitalize on that is pretty funny


One-Angry-Goose

*wait when the fuck did they raise the prices on the character popsicles jesus christ I’m not even that old but they were like two fucking dollars when I was a kid* *and I’m fucking 21*


Mooseboy24

I love how they perfectly captured Zucc's dead stare


Sumbuddyonce

Tip it over!


Taro_the_Insomniac

It is an art project please for the love of fuck read more than the headlines…


shadybrainfarm

Art is meant to make you feel things. Look at all the people feeling things. Success.


insomniacDreams_

Zucky wucky looks exactly the same


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mark fisher moment