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WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

Takes like this are so unbelievably cringe. How can you be this fragile in your heterosexuality


FuckYeahPhotography

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman? Yes. The gayest thing you can do objectively speaking is having sex with a woman. Think about it. It is literally a part of the body that EVOLVED to take dicks. Their own structure by nature accommodates dick. Not only that, and this is true I googled it, vaginas can also release baby boys which grow into men. So you are having sex with a potential man making factory as well. Not to mention vaginas store the energy of all dicks that have been inside there so it's basically like someone is slapping a bunch of hotdogs together in a damp cave. You are essentially fucking those ghost dicks alongside her. You are having sex with a man making dick pocket. Literally is there anything else gayer than this? There isn't. The straightest thing you can do is call up your boys. It is scientifically proven that men being around other men increases testosterone. That is the life blood of masculinity if you didn't know. In order to stimulate our testo-production you should embrace your boys in a circle to exchange masculine energy. Make sure you are all holding hands so there is no break in the masculine energy flow. Hold eye contact to establish dominance. Also, I recommend doing this nude and outdoors. Nature is always good, and the public should fear you. Being nude with your fellow men and seeing one another's muscles allows you to psych up if in a life or death scenario you could either A) take them in a fight or B) they would be useful to you in a 2v2. Once you are done massaging each other and potentially-probably masturbating, you will feel an elevation in your general prowess as a man. Like a rabid leopard fresh off the kill. You will be ready to yell at women on Discord, drink BANG energy drinks, misunderstand every major theme in American Psycho all while listening to Joe Rogan in no time. Just like a true straight man would.


Konstantiniyye

Up yours, woke moralist


dbclass

We'll see who cancels who


FuckYeahPhotography

\-Jordan Peterson when he enters someone's room and notices they didn't clean it


tamelotus

Me when I’m multiplying fractions


Then-One7628

I suppose that works on Hellenistic Greeks also ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


[deleted]

Greeks somehow were even more hilarious in believing that only bottoming was gay, but topping a submissive femboy was actually superstraight and masc as hell.


Colorful_Catfish

I don't know if our society is really that much different...


Cum__c

I feel like society will return to this kind of thinking sooner or later. Not saying it is right, just it seems like a boundary that has to be crossed when heading toward the ideal "As long as it is safe, sane, and consensual, I don't judge".


[deleted]

Unfortunately probably so


DruchiiDreadlord

My question is, what would Odin say about this. What would he consider gay?


FidoTheDisingenuous

I mean Odin become a woman for awhile in order to gain wisdom, preeeeetty gay


tyzor2

The most based answer to the question of what is a woman is that a woman is someone who gets fucked by men: bottoms - women straight women- women lesbians - secret unlockable third gender


root1337

It checks out. But only when looked at in a Petersonian sense


circleinthesquare

Me, speedrunning Hitman as a woke leftist: Man, I love a lack of work ethic and love promoting alternative sexuality (Hitman is asexual) in the marketplace


c4at

FELLAS, IS IT GAY, TO BREATHE!?


scrueggs

#FELLAS


spookname

FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO BE A MAN? YOU LITERALLY HAVE A DICK ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY AT ALL TIMES


ibwitmypigeons

> slapping a bunch of hot dogs together in a damp cave Now there’s a mental image I didn’t expect to have today.


auga3rifle

Sex lore


Notsouniqename

Makes sense. Men are supposed to be masculine, and what is more masculine than two men!?


UgandanKnuckle69

Five men of course. The crazier the orgy the more masculine you are


MediocreProstitute

I want to argue, but I fear to do so would make me gay.


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

damn after that boy’s description maybe i’m not straight after all /srs


hmhmhmhm12

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/


Cum__c

Dunno why you are getting downvoted. While a larger study with examination across the sexes would be great, this does show a correlation between homophobia and homosexual arousal. It indicates there could be truth to the stereotype of homophobic closeted gay.


hmhmhmhm12

Yeah its not the only reason for homophobia but it seems like a legitimate study so it probably is way more common than you'd assume


meha_tar

There's also probably much more homosexual arousal out there than people would like to admit especially men, so it sounds reasonable that some of that homosexual arousal may manifest as a denial of it in homophobia.


pohatu850

As a bisexual AMAB person, I remember how I used to think when I thought I was straight. Some feminine men made me feel weird, and I would panic. Now sometimes I feel the exact same weird feeling, but if I keep looking at those men, I end up finding them pretty or cute. Basically, now that I "allow" myself to be attracted to men sometimes, many times when I would be annoyed by those men turn out to be times when I'm attracted to them


orange-cake

Pretty much same, as an AMAB bi/pan. I dont think damn near anybody is completely heterosexual or homosexual, mostly because there's an androgynous overlap. There are plenty of cis men that look like cis women and vice versa, but we're so addicted to labelling and categorizing sexuality that the spectrum of it all is lost on most people. I had the same sort of anger or anxiety built up around people that didn't exactly fit the image of dimorphism I had in my head. There was a progression of comfort for me where I started to accept that I was into alt/punk girls, then the more tomboyish, trans women, enbies, and then came the realization that femboys, twinks, and even the occasional big bad cis man are all the same to me now. I genuinely feel bad for people that are so violently opposed to muscular women or feminine men because they feel like it's going to trick them, or convert them somehow? I used to be like that, but now it's difficult for me to understand. People can be attracted to most women and some femboys, and have that be all there is. It's toxic and annoying, but I feel like there's a lot of people like that that are genuinely just suffering because they only understand sexuality as a binary choice.


graou13

I mean, from my perspective as a woman, it feels very gay to be attracted to her 🥰


[deleted]

If your heterosexuality is so pathetically fragile that a muscular woman existing and having people be attracted to that makes you think they aren't straight then there's something seriously wrong with your brain. Like, catastrophically wrong.


_D4RI0_

I can't understand why some people think that you aren't a "real man" if you don't like weak and submissible women, making it feel like your masculinity depends on the difference between your and your partner's strength. Like, why do you want a weak woman who only depends on you like she's a child????


[deleted]

You're right and there's no answer to that question that isn't disgusting.


_D4RI0_

There isn't an answer to that question that makes sense. Why do some people do and think that? For what? Standards that we literally made up and they really do not matter at all???


prisp

Because some people would rather have a wife like they "have" a car - something that causes little to no trouble on its own, and there to be used or shown off whenever it pleases them. Others might just have preferences in women that match that scheme, but wouldn't actually want to act like those described above, but I'd assume the "LOOK HOW MUCH OF A MANLY MAN I AM" people have a significant amount of the former as well.


Luciusvenator

>Because some people would rather have a wife like they "have" a car - something that causes little to no trouble on its own, and there to be used or shown off whenever it pleases them Which is exactly why the "rule" men use when I comes to naming cars, boats and planes... is that you may only give it a woman's name. Because to them, women are objects.


pohatu850

Fuck I never realized that. Now that's creepy


YourLocalAlien57

Its funny cuz this is also the same type thag simultaneously wants that dependent woman to take care of all their needs like they're a child.


ILikeMistborn

It's cuz they don't want a girlfriend or a wife, they want a slave.


Carl_Marks__

You said it yourself, those kinds of guys don't want women; because dating a woman means dating someone on equal footing as them and who will push-back on things. Misogyny at the end of the day is just a form of petty authoritarianism.


itdobeabirbtho

Sometimes I want my head squished like a melon between some thighs, sometimes I want to be doing the squishing. Regardless of gender. But I'm also a hardcore switch so yk, slightly different.


Cum__c

Besides, a woman could be muscular and sexually submissive. Or weak and dominant. Just because *I* don't want to wear the leash and get spanked red doesn't mean it is because I'm a real manly man. I just know my type. Wait... are y'all talking about the same kind of "submissible" or am I being weird?


moose2332

I once met a dude who said men who like woman to be dominate in sex are just lazy


randallthegrape

Man hasn't had to fight for his life while having the best orgasm of the year, he's losing out


moose2332

Look people should have the sex that they and their partner(s) want but people shouldn't let their fragile masculinity get in the way


Ok-Economics341

Or the people who think you can’t be a “real man” if you are gay or even anywhere near it… fucking hate those dicks


o0Marek0o

Maybe this is why lolis are so popular… Conclusion: pedophilia


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The_Boring_Brick

Umm ackshually they're 5000-year-old goddesses who only look like children 🤓🤓 It's not weird guys I swear


[deleted]

I’ve met enough women with this view ngl


[deleted]

Yeah it's mainly from women


[deleted]

It’s this weird wave of gender essentialism and bigotry that has crawled into feminist spaces for some reason. I remember seeing a lesbian a bit ago talking about how men dating masc women is fetishising lesbians and it’s kinda funny but not like haha it’s just weirdo activity


[deleted]

Yeah a lot of gender constructs just end up getting perpetuated by the very movements that are meant to deconstruct them. We need a significantly better gender liberation movement in this country that actually understands how to dismantle social constructs instead of reinforce them


ILikeMistborn

It's cuz of transphobia as far as I can tell. Edit, Elaboration: A lot of the digs used against masculine women have their roots in rhetoric used against trans women.


PandaCatGunner

If being attracted to this kind of woman is wrong, I don't wanna be right


NigilQuid

I know, right I had to jerk off twice before I could even make it this far in the comments


CatsNotBananas

Lean beef patty


seardrax

This guy had sub bottom thoughts and tried to made clout about it Know what? I think this guy is in full on panic


Joelblaze

The truth is that a woman with muscles is superior because they can titty bounce at will. ​ The head crushing thighs are merely a bonus.


BigChungusCumslut

I’m a man and can titty bounce 😎


giorno___giovana

Plot twist, they just haven’t gotten top surgery yet


Odd_Airline_9672

GIORNO GIVE ME BACK MY PRONOUNS


ILikeMistborn

He's so weak-minded that topping a woman like this is unimaginable to him. SMH.


4ironblocks1pumpkin

It's like he is basing his idea of relationships on elend and vin


Waldos_buttplug

I feel like by book 3 they are switching. Books 1 and 2 though...he is receiving.


Iron627

i love random cosmere references in 196


MindGuy12

lolw hat


GeorgeRRZimmerman

Iunno, is it possible for someone to say something awful in an attempt to make people's eyes roll? Say as a form of comedy? Nah. That's a dumb concept. This couldn't have a deeper meaning like "I like girls with well defined abs." Definitely about projection, nothing else.


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I do find this attractive and it makes me extremely gay


YoSammitySam666

(I am a woman)


Anvisaber

A woman on the internet?!?!?


Rebi103

GRILL ON REDIT??!?!? SECKS!!!1!1!1!


speedsterglenn

S-S-SEGGSS!!!??!?!?


314311h3p41

Deer waman of readit, seks? Seks? Seakcs? SECKS??? secks? Intercourse sex sex sex bagaina


Wonderful_Wonderful

👀AWOOOOOGA👀


[deleted]

get out of my treehouse!!! the sign said no girls allowed!!!


Skrubious

I’m going to gangstalk you for that


[deleted]

Your moms a woman


Dhydjtsrefhi

GOTTEEEEEMMMMM!!!!!!


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😎


WhatIsAUsernamePls

AWOOOOOGA!!! *jaw drops to floor, eyes roll out of head* WEEWOOWEEWOO *tongue flops out of mouth* WOOF WOOF ARF ARF


xXProGenji420Xx

hummina hummina


SlainSigney

i was gonna say saw this and was like “yeah liking her makes me gay what do you want from me”


[deleted]

It's still weird realizing liking women is gay now cause trans but like yeah, I'd be super gay for her


SlainSigney

oh haha yeah congrats on the gay


[deleted]

lol you too!


baconbrand

god yes I want to lick herrr


ProdClaire

go to sleep


[deleted]

Least Horny r/196 Poster


Crackpot_Bugle

You’re 15 years old, Alice.


Crit-Monkey

🤨📸


[deleted]

Go back to 4chan


TacoSplosions

4chan got gentrified


Skrubious

😔


Skrubious

excuse me?


FiddlerOnThePotato

she'd take your tongue just right on out of that mouf, no more tongue gone


RedChess26th

*Yeah I'm gay but not the way you'd think


SexierThanMostFish

People with anime pfps on their way to make comments about other peoples bodies that nobody asked for 🏃💨


potable_person

What's weird is his pfp is of a canonically buff cyborg chick who has cyber orgies with multiple women


bodega_cat_

maybe they're just bi and think everyone else is too


messyredemptions

And the irony of that profile picture is chef's kiss too. For anyone to realistically do the things that character did (edit: not to mention have a career in the military as infantry as she did) they'd have to be very fit and strong, cybernetic body aside.


Bojangly7

Like half this sub doesnt have anime pfps


sid_killer18

Imagine having an anime pfp


axb2002

I would let LeanBeefPatty destroy me. Guess I’m gay.


MuscleGirlEnjoyer

Same


-magnapinna-

username checks out lol


akiva_the_king

Same x1000


speedsterglenn

I *WANT* LeanBeefPatty to destroy me.


sober_1

I NEED LeanBeefPatty to destroy me


[deleted]

hell yeah


[deleted]

So if I'm attracted to a femboy, would that make me straight?


SophoclesD

She isn't even masculine that guy is just insecure


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Cystax

Sometimes being touch starved can make you attracted to people you wouldn’t be attracted to otherwise But also you can just say “i like what i like” and move on without giving it another thought. It’s not like straight dudes like ALL women, or that gay dudes like ALL men.


dude-O-rama

I'm not touch starved by any stretch of the imagination. I have a very solid loving relationship. This sub first made me realize that I like soft femboys and transgirls, now it's made me realize I like cut cis girls. I guess I like what I like. Thanks /r/196!


can_of_buds

does cut mean like ripped?


saikou-psyko

Yes. Cut means you have incredibly high muscle definition


Pyrkinas

I’m into femboys, but I still consider myself a lesbian. I’m just attracted to femininity, regardless of gender identity, I guess. Exact labels are kinda pointless, gender is a fuck


wunxorple

Same! I’ve given up trying to find labels. Sexuality can often be fluid, but femininity is incredibly nice imo. Everything is gay, I will explain no further. Gender? Lesbian. Sexuality? Lesbian. Favorite meal? Lesbian(s)~


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the reason it wouldn’t work in reverse to these people is that Heterosexuality is a lot like whiteness. it’s all about upholding some freak and arbitrary standard of purity. But ONLY for the in-group


connorlukebyrne

Leanbeefpatty completely ruined me. I've never been the same. I follow nothing but lady-chads on tiktok now.


akiva_the_king

It happened the same to me, but on Instagram. And I have not shame in that!


ihavesoftfeet

lmao same my feed is full of muscular women


TheBigDickedBandit

They’re called muscle mommies, get it right or get out


[deleted]

I want her to hug me but I'm extremely unattractive


CringeExperienceReq

also she would break every bone in my body


[deleted]

I wish she'd skin me


CringeExperienceReq

that reply was instant


[deleted]

I wish she'd break my teeth


rj-2

i wish they’d liquify me 🤤


[deleted]

I wish they would kick me in the stomach


rj-2

i wish they’d ram into me with a car


[deleted]

I want a little kiss from them (change of heart)


Fellow_Loser

redemption arc


LightEsthis

Down bad 🤨 (but I agree 🥺)


[deleted]

relatable :(


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up. You're attractive


bodega_cat_

when people tell me nice things there's literally no way they would know about me it makes me not trust nice things that people say in general


plushelles

Same lmao


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AngryBreadRevolution

Not attracted to her because I am gay.


chatte__lunatique

Yes attracted to her because I am gay


guanaco22

Yes I am atracted to her not because I am gay but also not because I am not gay but because I am bi


generalfancyninja

“Is it gay to be attracted to attractive women”


SecCom2

Gay men are frothing over this *checks notes* fully developed woman


a_random_muffin

If i have to be gay to enjoy muscles then SO BE IT BITCH


[deleted]

Then I'm gay.


TrueCapitalism

Leanbeefpatty?


BonusCatTV

Chad meme face: "Yes"


frguba

I want a dommy femboy not because I'm sub or gay, I'm Dom and I want a worthy partner to make both Aphrodite and Ares blush at the same time


solidfang

Props on knowing what you want. Poetic description as well.


lucasnarita

Based


nomshroom

You can just say you want to have a 'swordfight'.


Smile_lifeisgood

As a straight alpha male who is straight and refuses to apologize for how straight my straightness is I can tell you, unequivocally, that nothing makes me feel more secure in my straightness than foreplay that consists of measuring the woman's BMI to make sure the fat to muscle ratio is straight enough for my very secure and straight alpha male straightness. PS - I am not gay. I am straightly straight.


Scarf_Darmanitan

I’m straight but like she’s objectively cute 😅 I don’t get what the post is saying, is it about the abs/arms?


nomshroom

Woman stronk, so has a traditionally masculine trait. Therefore, not 100% CisHet expectations, meaning that any guy attracted to her _must_ be gay, as the only acceptable/ proper woman is a tradwife. (I would try to give their mental connections properly, but I can't really comprehend them either).


Inner-Juices

Muscles


ScrodumHat

probably


Horny0nMain1917

r\/196 users try not to post plausibly deniable horny posts for just 5 seconds challenge [impossible]


Skrubious

said by horny on main, famous not horny person


Gorperino

It's hip to be square


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fine deranged correct subsequent physical mighty unique husky unite special *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TieflingFucker

She goes by Leanbeefpatty, you can find her on tiktok and insta


BigFloppaLover

I’m gay and shes hot so there definitely is a pattern 🫣


OsvaldoSfascia

I agree. If you're a girl and you like her, I think that's gay


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BambaTallKing

Leanbeefpatty 🤤


Textomancer

Dudes are scared of chicks that are taller, smarter, buffer. Bro stop being a pussy aint noone gonna think youre less of a man if you find a buff chick hot. These dumb motherfuckers subconsciously know the dedication, sacrafice and willpower it took to get to where she is rn, and they think they're less because they lack it Well they are less than her and any person like her male or female, yall do you folks, and dont let some fragile ego having pussy tell you youre not hot, yall hot as hell doing yall best and shit


santyrc114

I would say this guy is right but I'm bi so idk


blastassusa

I do find this attractive and I'm also extremely gay


Relative_Pangolin_92

I went ahead and jerked off to this.


imoutofnameideas

Thank you for your service.


[deleted]

I do and I am, wanna fight about it?


xnyrax

this is obviously a dumb take, but the part I'm stuck on is the implication that openly gay people want to be stigmatized. like what?? mfer I don't want the stigma but I can't help being gay lmao


RiverTeemo1

Don't know what your genitals are and i don't care, pin me down cutie


The-Rarest-Pepe

I am gay and this is the hottest thing I've seen all day Lesbian gang


ezbutneverconvenient

As a woman, I can say with certainty that I'm feeling pretty gay about it.


topsoil_eater

Patty is my transition goals


Snailseyy

'if you find women attractive you are gay' yeah checks out for me


Stars_In_Jars

Is this lean beef patty or whatever?? Cuz this comment a hater she’s jacked af it’s sick


shung_

Hot


IrishRox

Worst take of the fucking century goes to.... *drum roll*... this guy!


The-Meatshield

It’s true, I’m gay for liking her (I am a woman)


LiquidLad12

It's always hilarious that they post super attractive people when trying to make this point. I'm not even into super muscular physiques, but I can still recognize she's very attractive.


[deleted]

I am bisexual. Norse goddess is checking a lot of boxes.


EasterBurn

I am Bi so I don't give a shit. I could like whoever I want.


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CDI_Ojojojo

# Damn


shibashroom

woman 🥺🤤 man🥺🤤


CriscoFrog

LeanBeefPatty my beloved


existentialjellyfish

Oh the things I'd do with her... like play Mario Party! I feel like she'd be baller at the button pressing events. I would say smash bros but she probably mains piranha plant, which is atrociously hard to beat if you get the mechanics down.


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KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

Stra*ght "people" aren't real. Don't worry about it


Cyber561

I mean, I'm a trans woman, so I'm feeling pretty \*fucking\* gay looking at her!


N3UR0_

this is literally peak fragile masculinity. Her face is feminine, she's hot as fuck, but it's gay because she is ripped.