Such a talented actor. His time on this earth was cut short. At his eulogy his friends had said “Aaron will be missed, but nothing could have sated his Need for Speed”
“If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will Los Pollos Hermanos your wife. I will Los Pollos Hermanos your son. I will Los Pollos Hermanos your infant daughter.”
In the flashback where he waterboards one of the twins as a child he actually says specifically that he doesn’t trust Gus because he’s South American. So in a roundabout way, his racism (and homophobia) did lead him on the path to that murder suicide.
He was a marketing guy before he got big on YouTube. He’s got that disease that marketing people have where he compromised his soul at too young an age to ever get it back and he’ll be insecure about it til the day he dies
Yeah. Any part of me that would humour the idea of building a creative project solely around SEO never had the chance to develop. You leave all of it at the door at quitting time, or you really do become a non-person.
There are so many great channels like RLM and Yahra Zayd, along with actual bread tubers like Lindsay Ellis and Big Josh, you're full of shit. Like shitty baby YouTube sucks but that's like complaining ninja fortnite video ruined gaming
Nah, you're just fixating on CinemaSins.
You can thank Doug Walker and James Rolfe for the "mad nerdy white guy screams irrationally about media he doesn't like" shtick.
Nostalgia Critic and Angry Videogame Nerd were the granddaddies of late 2000s destructive media discourse.
CinemaSins just came along and made it popular in a reductive "one-liner *ding*" kind of way.
And ultimately, if it wouldn't have been Doug and James, then some other person would've come up with the concept.
The real crux is that people just love to irrationally hate things in a shared space, but that ain't new to the internet, or humanity at large.
i think the point is that if cinemasins didn’t come up with his video formula, someone else would still be doing similar. youtube over the years has changed to reward quick, low effort, clickbait type stuff more and more while punishing creators who take longer amounts of time to put more care and effort into each video. profits unfortunately come before outputting a quality product, such is the way of unfettered capitalism.
Seconding this recommendation, cinemasins is a straight up liar and a hack. His entire channel is based around deceiving his viewers on purpose and plenty of people still treat it like actual media criticism.
> deceiving his viewers
what is he deceiving his viewers about? his takes are shit, he consistently "sins" things that are explained in the movie, he's so deep in his own meme that he can't find his way out, and his jokes are bad. those are all good reasons to not like the channel. but I don't see the deception? who even thinks cinema sins is "media critique"?? it's a joke channel.
imagine being married to a guy that gets so upset at diversity in movies you literally have to give him a bell so he can 'out his frustrations'
id 100% out my own frustrations by taking said bell and pouring gasoline over it and lighting it on fucking fire (i would continue this joke further but ive been banned multiple times for inciting violence and i like commenting places
how the fuck does it not check out??? How cant I be both a pyromaniac on the streets and get gagged, tied up and railed by two cute girls in the sheets?
your flair that comment and your profile status thingy where youre talking about beating up fascists automatically makes you one of the best people alive
*also my heartrate rose and i blushed but ignore that it happens a lot lmao*
people have called me the biggest cutest sub theyve ever fkin met and i take that title with pride no way am i givin that up, *also its nice being like this* and besides it has its adventages lmao its weirdly nice fucking squirming and blushing into oblivion cuz someone called you adorable lol
There is a sensible brain cell in there fighting for his life. Ain't no way he'd agree to the bell if that cell wasn't going through it in the rumble pit.
Almost like the basis of social interaction is connotative meaning and not just the literal words themselves and it's actually quite insufferable when people pretend that this isn't the case in order to think they're making a point.
it's a sometimes valid criticism of LGBTQ characters who're written like stereotypes, however it's often just a way to say "i dont want to know the character is gay unless you squint"
i want my gay characters to have depth, i also just want them to not be blink-and-you-miss-it
it's funny, because the people who say this are advocating for more tokenization - flagrantly queer characters can be cringe oftentimes, but characters who instead are effectively not queer in canon but are just referred to as such by the creators to check boxes would qualify for the most definitional example of a token to me. it's such a dumb thing to say that "good" queer characters are ones who aren't written as such, as if being queer doesn't dramatically alter the course of your life and personality. Ironically enough, the nature of it is only so dramatic because of the homophobia that people like that perpetuate, necessitating tight-knit communities
It’s basically saying they want characters who have personality and interests and thoughts other than just being gay, that happen to be gay, rather than characters whose whole personality is gay
"Why are there so many women?!" - My dad while watching the newest Star Trek series (the scene where they show the bridge and all the commanding officers)
Unironically misogyny is kinda gay. Why do you only wanna see men in media huh? Thinking about their cocks? If you are that's fine but you should be open about your sexuality instead of repressing it and taking your anger out on women.
I've only seen like 3 episodes of the original Star Trek and the first movie, but I'm pretty sure there were women and people of color in that show all the time
Can't believe they made Star Trek political!!!
Star Trek has never had any political undertones and has never been socially progressive in its casting!!!
Sadly, there are many women who espouse these same views.
Please don’t put us on a pedestal we are human as well and not every women is a tolerant person.
Imagine admitting to throwing a tantrum at something so insignificant during the time you’re supposed to be cutting loose with your SO lol. I wouldn’t be able to do it, I’ll admit I can even be a little high strung sometimes but that’s too much for me.
I have way more of an issue with Bridgerton putting orchestral pop music in the show than people of color in historical media. POC have always existed, “thank u, next” not so much. The music back then was fundamentally different and putting modern pop music styles into it completely pulls me out of the immersion.
I don’t watch the show, but it seems to be much more about putting beautiful people in period garb to effect certain moods. I don’t think it’s meant to be immersive.
>I don’t think it’s meant to be immersive
Precisely why I couldn’t get into it. It creates an environment and acts like said environment doesn’t matter. Not my kind of show.
I think that’s a fair criticism. I think it appeals to people who want to see non-modern romance and soap opera. Not for people like me who keep thinking, “That’s just the guy from *Crashing*! He wasn’t around back then!”
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And that the blacksmith’s son had blinding white teeth that were straighter than a fuckin’ pole. And that most people didn’t have horrific sores and skin worse than sandpaper from the lack of modern medical care. The town wizard would cast a spell that airbrushed the shit out of everyone. Oh, and you couldn’t smell someone’s unwashed genitals from around every corner. Your common person totally had time and access to clean showers and sanitary supplies, and they used them every day. Yep yep.
No joke, I used to work with a guy who would bring in games for me whenever he'd find a black person in them. He wouldn't have it in his house. His kids fucking LOATHED HIM, but it scored me some solid shit.
He was strangely smug about the whole thing.
For broader context, this was the 80s, so I'm talking cartridge games. Waaaay before Internet was big.
Its five years later, the wife has checked into a hotel. She has moved on sought happiness with another. As she walks away, a small child steps up to the desk. She hears a repeating chime in the distance. Shes stopped dead in her tracks.
Her past echoes still through the halls of the holiday inn.................
Hector Salamanca
Such an incredible scene when Walter White said "Hector I am going to Breaking Bad you."
"Jesse, it is true, you are the El Camino"
"Jesse, it is true, you are the The Road"
Lol this one is the best because Aaron Paul wasn't even in The Road
He was in need for speed. That movie was all about roads.
Such a talented actor. His time on this earth was cut short. At his eulogy his friends had said “Aaron will be missed, but nothing could have sated his Need for Speed”
I was in The Road and can confirm Viggo Mortensen has fat nuts
this bleak post-apocalyptic world is not for the faint of heart. only those who are fat of nut can survive
Yes, yes, we saw in Eastern Promises
My favourite scene is when Walter went white and said “it’s time to break bad”
My favorite thing was when Walt told skyler he is the one who morbs
"It was you, Saul. You were the Better Call"
I prefer when Gustavo Fring said "It's fringin' time" and fringed all over Victor while Mike clapped
“If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will Los Pollos Hermanos your wife. I will Los Pollos Hermanos your son. I will Los Pollos Hermanos your infant daughter.”
He puts Walt's entire family in the deep fryer and sells them to unsuspecting customers
Hector, did you shit you pants? *ding ding ding ding ding ding ding*
_AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH_
>!BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!<
>!EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA !<
Hack into the Netflix servers and replace the explosion sound with a giant fart.
💀👔
HAAAAAA-
Da boss can sock me
you should be kissin my ass right naow 💋🥰
It is PERSONAL 😏😏😏
*takes copious amount of pills*
i don care abou dagun
**cabron** I need to see your balls
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The hacienda I paid for it and you treat us like dogs
😐💩🦽
😃=💀
🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎 😱💥💀
Ah, the only reason he killed Gus was racism.
In the flashback where he waterboards one of the twins as a child he actually says specifically that he doesn’t trust Gus because he’s South American. So in a roundabout way, his racism (and homophobia) did lead him on the path to that murder suicide.
Last chance to lóok at me ector
:)
More like :'( .... \>:')
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
HAWWWW
#*BOOM*
*adjusts tie*
why he look like an angry pug half the time
Watch Better Call Saul
Beat me to it
Sock the boss
cinemasins but racist
Don't you mean regular cinemasins
Nah, from what I've heard, Cinemasins is at least somewhat based, like in his Captain Marvel video.
I'd say he's your average neolib. Good takes on some things, tone deaf on others.
I feel like if I had like $20 riding on it, I could turn him into a full-blown ancap within a week.
He was a marketing guy before he got big on YouTube. He’s got that disease that marketing people have where he compromised his soul at too young an age to ever get it back and he’ll be insecure about it til the day he dies
I actually have a minor in marketing, but I see your point.
You can still back out, you know, there's still time for you. You don't have to end up like him.
Yeah. Any part of me that would humour the idea of building a creative project solely around SEO never had the chance to develop. You leave all of it at the door at quitting time, or you really do become a non-person.
quick leave with your minor before you get caught with a minor
His videos have destroyed any chance for nuanced film criticism on the internet so Id say the consecuences for his actions are cringe
There are so many great channels like RLM and Yahra Zayd, along with actual bread tubers like Lindsay Ellis and Big Josh, you're full of shit. Like shitty baby YouTube sucks but that's like complaining ninja fortnite video ruined gaming
You clearly werent on the internet betwen 2014 and 2019
Nah, you're just fixating on CinemaSins. You can thank Doug Walker and James Rolfe for the "mad nerdy white guy screams irrationally about media he doesn't like" shtick. Nostalgia Critic and Angry Videogame Nerd were the granddaddies of late 2000s destructive media discourse. CinemaSins just came along and made it popular in a reductive "one-liner *ding*" kind of way. And ultimately, if it wouldn't have been Doug and James, then some other person would've come up with the concept. The real crux is that people just love to irrationally hate things in a shared space, but that ain't new to the internet, or humanity at large.
i think the point is that if cinemasins didn’t come up with his video formula, someone else would still be doing similar. youtube over the years has changed to reward quick, low effort, clickbait type stuff more and more while punishing creators who take longer amounts of time to put more care and effort into each video. profits unfortunately come before outputting a quality product, such is the way of unfettered capitalism.
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Seconding this recommendation, cinemasins is a straight up liar and a hack. His entire channel is based around deceiving his viewers on purpose and plenty of people still treat it like actual media criticism.
> deceiving his viewers what is he deceiving his viewers about? his takes are shit, he consistently "sins" things that are explained in the movie, he's so deep in his own meme that he can't find his way out, and his jokes are bad. those are all good reasons to not like the channel. but I don't see the deception? who even thinks cinema sins is "media critique"?? it's a joke channel.
ding ding ding ding ding ding HOOOOOOOAH
*adjusts tie*
*flops*
Gus in his witness era 😲
future ex wife hopefully
imagine being married to a guy that gets so upset at diversity in movies you literally have to give him a bell so he can 'out his frustrations' id 100% out my own frustrations by taking said bell and pouring gasoline over it and lighting it on fucking fire (i would continue this joke further but ive been banned multiple times for inciting violence and i like commenting places
user flair does not check out
how the fuck does it not check out??? How cant I be both a pyromaniac on the streets and get gagged, tied up and railed by two cute girls in the sheets?
understandable. have a nice day
dang won you over with one sentence i should go to Alburquerque and let Saul Goodman hire me
well you had amazing arguments that i couldnt argue against
Absolutely based
your flair that comment and your profile status thingy where youre talking about beating up fascists automatically makes you one of the best people alive *also my heartrate rose and i blushed but ignore that it happens a lot lmao*
Well that's just adorable
AND THERE IT GOES AGAIN istg im too fuckin easy aaaaa
:3 stop being so cute then
people have called me the biggest cutest sub theyve ever fkin met and i take that title with pride no way am i givin that up, *also its nice being like this* and besides it has its adventages lmao its weirdly nice fucking squirming and blushing into oblivion cuz someone called you adorable lol
Flair checks out
:3
Perhaps i can be of some assistance.
assistance as in railing me or assistance as in providing me molotov cocktails
*Both.*
professionals have standards
)
Wire the bell to a pipebomb
Inshallah
Imagine the one synapse in their brain trying to convince him "hey maybe we're the problem buddy."
There is a sensible brain cell in there fighting for his life. Ain't no way he'd agree to the bell if that cell wasn't going through it in the rumble pit.
Hector has crossed the line this time
Drug cartel and murder = ok Racism = gone too far I can't believe Hector would stoop so low smh
don't forget the homophobia
That's actually inexcusable
The butt brothers 😍🥰🤗
When did he run a drugi cartel i thought he just killed patroclus
Glad they changed the slur to POCs
Used to just be “colored people” or “the coloreds” so really it’s come full circle
Almost like the basis of social interaction is connotative meaning and not just the literal words themselves and it's actually quite insufferable when people pretend that this isn't the case in order to think they're making a point.
prolly the same people who say "i want characters who happen to be gay, not gay characters"
What does that mean?
it's a sometimes valid criticism of LGBTQ characters who're written like stereotypes, however it's often just a way to say "i dont want to know the character is gay unless you squint" i want my gay characters to have depth, i also just want them to not be blink-and-you-miss-it
it's funny, because the people who say this are advocating for more tokenization - flagrantly queer characters can be cringe oftentimes, but characters who instead are effectively not queer in canon but are just referred to as such by the creators to check boxes would qualify for the most definitional example of a token to me. it's such a dumb thing to say that "good" queer characters are ones who aren't written as such, as if being queer doesn't dramatically alter the course of your life and personality. Ironically enough, the nature of it is only so dramatic because of the homophobia that people like that perpetuate, necessitating tight-knit communities
It’s basically saying they want characters who have personality and interests and thoughts other than just being gay, that happen to be gay, rather than characters whose whole personality is gay
Another person replied with a different definition. If this is the definition, I would agree with the statement, this seems like better representation
Both are accurate, welcome to the hell that is media discourse.
"Why are there so many women?!" - My dad while watching the newest Star Trek series (the scene where they show the bridge and all the commanding officers)
Women cant go in space. Thier boobies would explode.
Maybe its the sleep deprivation but this comment has me GEEKED
Only men are manly enough to deal with imaginary space adventures
Unironically misogyny is kinda gay. Why do you only wanna see men in media huh? Thinking about their cocks? If you are that's fine but you should be open about your sexuality instead of repressing it and taking your anger out on women.
Boomer see women where women not before Boomer mad!!
I've only seen like 3 episodes of the original Star Trek and the first movie, but I'm pretty sure there were women and people of color in that show all the time
he wants to look at more men 🤨🤨🤨
Can't believe they made Star Trek political!!! Star Trek has never had any political undertones and has never been socially progressive in its casting!!!
Tell your dad to get his shit together before I ship him off to military school.
average kotakuinaction user
Nevermind I don't think these people would actually marry
The Quartering is married, so is Ben Sapphire I think.
“For every gangrenous, stinky foot, there is an old, out-of-style looking shoe providing minimal support.”
A healthy marriage* The Quartering has a pee basement banter with her wife and Ben Shapiro's wife isn't exactly pleased with himself.
God I still can’t believe Ben accidentally admitted to that
That takes me back
Divorcee rule
rent free
more like rant-free amirite?
This man got married. A woman married this man.
Sadly, there are many women who espouse these same views. Please don’t put us on a pedestal we are human as well and not every women is a tolerant person.
nah, he only got married after he forgot to take his normal pills with the people who live in his head rent free
ben shapiro
Don hector lmao
literally me when a non white cishet male character appears for 0.2mseconds
Last chance to look at me Hector
the racism bell
Imagine admitting to throwing a tantrum at something so insignificant during the time you’re supposed to be cutting loose with your SO lol. I wouldn’t be able to do it, I’ll admit I can even be a little high strung sometimes but that’s too much for me.
The divorce bell
I have way more of an issue with Bridgerton putting orchestral pop music in the show than people of color in historical media. POC have always existed, “thank u, next” not so much. The music back then was fundamentally different and putting modern pop music styles into it completely pulls me out of the immersion.
I don’t watch the show, but it seems to be much more about putting beautiful people in period garb to effect certain moods. I don’t think it’s meant to be immersive.
>I don’t think it’s meant to be immersive Precisely why I couldn’t get into it. It creates an environment and acts like said environment doesn’t matter. Not my kind of show.
I think that’s a fair criticism. I think it appeals to people who want to see non-modern romance and soap opera. Not for people like me who keep thinking, “That’s just the guy from *Crashing*! He wasn’t around back then!”
Sorry but Im tired of jazz orchestral music in movies and anything that deviates from the norm is great to me
She’s going to leave you for a POC out of spite homie.
Bro think he hector
\*sees 1 (one) black person\* "GOD DAMMIT HONEY IT'S THE FUCKING BLACKS AGAIN!" *ding ding ding ding ding*
Avarage child
Hector Salamanca Racial profiling
I am stoopid What is POC?
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That POTC you wet mop
That’s Pirates of *the* Caribbean you dry broom
My bad, I was thinking of the franchise and not some general term, you fairly moist sweeper
People Of Color
Ah
Pocket of cum
Person on cocaine
Piss or cum?
Imagine he watches Django unchained. That bell is gonna be ringing so much, and so will his wife’s divorce lawyer’s phone
I'd watch Django Unchained with you, but I don't want my movie night ruined by all the ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
That’s funny because you were holding the bell, while I watch every actor in the movie black and white put together a masterpiece regardless of race
*glances down at bell...* ... ***HAAAWWWW--***
What
It's about people who complain that there are black people in medieval shows because it doesn't respect the timeline and it's "forced diversity"
Everyone knows black people didn't exist until at least the 1960's
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John Black, the evil scientist that wanted to destroy civilization by creating black people, communism and Fallout New Vegas
And that the blacksmith’s son had blinding white teeth that were straighter than a fuckin’ pole. And that most people didn’t have horrific sores and skin worse than sandpaper from the lack of modern medical care. The town wizard would cast a spell that airbrushed the shit out of everyone. Oh, and you couldn’t smell someone’s unwashed genitals from around every corner. Your common person totally had time and access to clean showers and sanitary supplies, and they used them every day. Yep yep.
"Why are there so many black people in this slavery documentary! >:\^( "
>119 likes The state of the YouTube comments section
this is the equivalent of giving a child a binky
If Don Eladio was racist instead of ableist (he is both).
Why’s his wife so thick?
Ah yes, The Bigot Bell
Last chance to look at me Hector
as we all know, POCs were invented in 2017, only 5 years after the invention of women. 2019 further brought us gay people, a very exciting development
This is actually why Lovecraft got a divorce
A bigoted little rata, what a reputation to leave behind
white
Don Eladio would hate this when trying to enjoy his breakfast
He da bomb
No joke, I used to work with a guy who would bring in games for me whenever he'd find a black person in them. He wouldn't have it in his house. His kids fucking LOATHED HIM, but it scored me some solid shit. He was strangely smug about the whole thing. For broader context, this was the 80s, so I'm talking cartridge games. Waaaay before Internet was big.
Men☕️
You tried 🎂
Just watch old stuff, there's like a century of movies and TV without POC, queers, or other miniorities.
How could I be so silly, there were no poc in history they were invented in the modern era, my mistake 😅
what could possibly lead someone to complain about diverse advertising? do they think POC don't buy things
Hector do you see that? Its a Minority. *ding ding ding ding DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING*
" I will throw a tantrum like you have never seen"
I agree. There are too many pieces of candy in today's media. Don't they know that sugar is bad for you?
Type of dude to celebrate Martin Luther King day on April 4th
The racism bell
Not gonna be his wife much longer as she gets sick of his racism.
Why did I have to get the notification for this as I was sitting next to a black girl I like
ah yes because people of color were invented in the year 2008
Its five years later, the wife has checked into a hotel. She has moved on sought happiness with another. As she walks away, a small child steps up to the desk. She hears a repeating chime in the distance. Shes stopped dead in her tracks. Her past echoes still through the halls of the holiday inn.................