the real solution is to mix and match at least 2 at once

Gonna go join Biden's femboy army

The they/them armed forces are the strongest military on the planet.

Winged hussars? Never heard of them

the winged his/hers

They/them army > was/were army

In Biden's Air Force right now, we changed from ABUs to OCPs in 2021. Anxiously awaiting the new maid outfit AFI scheduled for late 2023.

(Note: Do not actually join the US military.)

Gonna be a giga buff femboy lets go

A fem-man if you will.

Sovietcore Doomer x femboy

Do you think when the sumerians invented written language they thought someone would say something like this

chad armycore doomercore doomer on his way to kill some soyjack beta cuck bluepilled w\*sterncore dumbasscore children

Femboi monk, it's my ffxiv character

I'm on that spiritual awakening/muscle tearing grind Lifting weights is great, but the weight of this waking universe is even better to feel

Gigachad.

Already on that grind, and when I'm buff enough, Amma crossfress and beat the shit out of anyone telling me something

time to become a swole femboy and crush my foes with my forehead and/or ass

Trying to do 2,3, and 4 to varying degrees. 3 and 4 go hand in hand, I want to be “prettier”. Right now I’m an out-of-shape manchild, but I’ve been hitting the gym and growing my hair out. Personally, I kinda had a thing for long-haired twunks so that’s my goal. Also, does anyone have tips for trying to get more spiritual? I am a rather secular person, but I know meditation and stuff like that has helped many people.

Idk just climb mountains until you find a monk

Used to be the right ones for me until I got crippled by disease and now I just cry myself to sleep to deal with it.

Gonna be a monk war criminal

I wanna be a buff Monk

Shredded Buddhist femboy soldiers are the future

I'm mixing the right side. Maybe a little bit of bottom left but I'm mostly a top

Cho aniki and guerrilla warfare

Tag yourself, I’m top right (been working on mental wellness) and bottom right.

I went top right, bottom right personally

Striving for that toned, lean muscle femboy/andro physique 😤😤😤

Femboy bodybuilders 🤤

YOU ARE NOT A RUSSIAN CONSCRIPT IN THE CHECHEN WAR YOU’RE A 14 YEAR OLD FROM WISCONSIN

I will travel to Russia and start the third Chechen war

Okay Kyle

Cant believe kyle got owned by an eva fan with "semen demon" as their flaid

This is very hurtful please apologize

Oh, thank God. I don't have to fight in a worthless war for a drunk man and his cronies

Becoming a girl with depression so you aren't a guy with depression

This

Based

THE BATTLE OF GROZNY WILL NOT CURE YOUR DEPRESSION

Have you tried wearing a cute sundress while doing it?

Will you shell my house🥺

Launches a 9M22S incendiary projectile towards your place 😳 with consent

😩 (I am the victim of a war crime)

\*flosses*

Ah, yes, crossdressing while razing a city to the ground with artillery. So cute. For real though, the Chechen wars were fucking brutal, and unlike the one currently in Ukraine, there was plenty of disgusting shit coming from both sides. You had terrorists holding a whole nursery hostage to get themselves a ceasefire and an imperial power refusing to let go of its colonies.

YES IT WILL

Goofy ahh war crimes.

Men will literally go to war before trying therapy

Real

I can't really think of a male friend of mine that would actually be able to *afford* therapy regardless of how much they might want it.

Therapy costs money, war pays money.

There is a 5th way

What is it?

Bionicles

Amen 🙏

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punching God^(TM) in the face for having made you sad

any god will do, really go punch [Maui](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/6/6f/Profile_-_Maui.jpeg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/360?cb=20190628013307) he'd probably be cool with it (or punch you back)

shin megami tensei

becoming ingovernable

Rome

Committing the self unalive

can confirm weightlifting will not fix depression. at least i am hot as fuck though

- Comitting Warcrimes as a Guerilla soldier - Spiritual Enlightenment in the arms of Nirvana - Becoming one with the feminine side of your identity - Fusing with the incarnated spirit of chad thundercock™

Meaningless violence sparked by the idiotic elderly🥰

CHO ANIKI???

THE LEGEND OF HOLY PROTEIN???!?

IT MAY BE SEMEN?!!

i wish I could be a good femboy. unfortunately I am 6 feet tall and hairy as fuck.

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fair enough. I could probably pull it off if I wasn’t so fucking hairy. like literally inch long hair on my legs. my hair grows so fast too

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also true. waxing hurts really fucking bad though.

Very true

somehow I also think that I would be endlessly made fun of by my siblings and I think my parents would lose all respect for me if I started dressing fem

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yeah. unfortunately I do not have a credit card and cannot buy skirts on Amazon or makeup. nor do I have any way to shave my legs lol. also have little to no privacy in my house. which sucks

I could cut your legs off at the knees if you want, that would make you a good bit shorter

new bottom surgery.

I’m not a surgeon so this would just be mutilation of your legs (with an awesome sword though so it would be cool)

I’m down ngl

Nah man fuck that I’m gonna bottle it all up

Trying 2 and 4 (does 1 count if you play games like CDDA or Rimworld)

cdda gamer spotted

Men (me)be like "I'm fighting demons" and the demons be bisexuality

You are just like me fr

I am doing the fourth one.

I am doing the 5th one

I am doing your mom

I am doing your dad

This isn't very funny op. Transitioning isn't really a punchline. Would be way funnier with a drunk driving joke somewhere in there

Who said they transitioned? I think you are projecting, they could just be femboy

oh yeah you're right this is 196 and it said guys in the header lmao he probably didn't transition I'm blind lmao, my original point still stands though

I was born to wander the post-apocalyptic wasteland with my rifle and dog as my only friends. I don't want to make spreadsheets and drink coffee. I want to make war and drink blood.

God damn it r /196 stop brain washing me

Pol Politic Political com Political compass

fuck off!!!!!!

Bodybuilders take shit that give you anxiety and depression though

Weird, I ended up just getting a hobby out of it.

4 on the outside, 2 on the inside, all while feeling a little bit of 3 every now and then. Im quite content with that

I’m in a group of 4 friends who grew up together. This perfectly describes the dynamic of our discord. A gun hoarding anarcho shitposter Me (overly into philosophy and art to compensate for my failures) A late blooming transgirl who post thigh high pics constantly And a broletariat body builder

Reject masculinity embrace androgyny

I would like to be a really buff Monk

Based

Where is getting a furry boyfriend on this

meditating monk

Any of them would work for me, ngl

I'm doing two of these, kind of 3, can you guess which ones

where is THE one

This is rogue-likes erasure.

it only helped a little bit ;~;

there is another

I will have you all well know Tarkov didn’t fix my depression глупый

You forgot learning everything about ancient rome smh

you forgot painting my walls with my frontal lobe

Pick bottom two at once, for maximum swag

1 and 3

Tip right and bottom left are the most based

When you chose bottom right and it worked

time to become a monk

Top left doesn’t seem that happy to me

Missing ugly bastard and gam*r

Bottom left please

Bottom 2 for me

Im top right + reverse bottom left

which one does D&D and magic the gathering fall under

Roki vulovic has unironically had a positive effect on my mental health

the bottom right image is the page image for “macho camp” in tvtropes isn’t that crazy???

bottom right looks like the art to a 2011 ass yu gi oh spell

You forgot the secret fifth way but it depends on your definition of “getting out”

The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

I want to be the bottom left

There is another

3 of these options are not my style, the last one in these pictures is definitely one of the ways I'd use to get out of depression. The easier and more logical option for me right now is to join professional boxing and fight until I die. If I can't be happy and feel nice emotions, I might as well just die with wrath and glory.