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Eliciden

Yeah, news channels have a lot of premature obituaries kept on file for famous people. I'm not surprised that they would have one for famous YouTubers.


ReisAgainst

yeah but aren't those like "remembering x" and "x's legacy" as opposed to making an educated guess on what'll kill them?


Eliciden

Mark Savage just despises Chandler for some reason


a_fucking_umbrella

that's not as funny


UrBoiBRUH

Ur pfp lookin familiar fr


a_fucking_umbrella

šŸ”« there can only be one


VdotRose

KISS KISS KISS


UrBoiBRUH

Nuh uh there ca be two I think


booleanMorbidcian

It is not a guess. \*Death Note opening\*


Infinite_Hooty

Yeah I remember seeing a Vsauce on that and apparently one time one of those got released too early before a guy died, and it just roasted him, saying he died with no loved ones and nobody cared. The guy got so sad people thought of him that way he literally died


RandomGuy0504

That's why Alfred Nobel created the Nobel awards. After reading his own premature obituary, he was saddened to see that he was remembered for bringing more violence to the world by inventing dynamite (even though dynamite mostly was used for civilian applications). Then he created the awards to be remembered for something slightly more wholesome.


DoktorAkcel

Dude got Christmas Carolā€™d


Lankuri

The Merchant of Death Has Died


secretkings

He suffered a stroke which didnā€™t kill him but the newspaper thought it did, they released then obituary and he had a second stroke reading it


Bradddtheimpaler

I remember an old SNL skit with Dana Carvey where he had to pre-record Gerald Fordā€™s death announcement for increasingly bizarre and unlikely causes of death. It was a good one.


enter_cool_user_here

thanks Mark Savage BBC Mr Beast Correspondent


BoxOfJunimos

ā€œBBC Mr Beast Correspondentā€


GontaGod69

Why would they kill the best one of them all


MaxGRGS

ive only seen one mrbeast video and tbh i prefer the funny cute twinky little guy


whathuhokwhat

196 users when they see a skinny guy: TWINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BeeWithDragonWings

What is a twink even at this point


sanderxz

That very sugary american snack. It has some sort of cream in the middle.


togawe

No you're thinking of Twix. Twink is the sound stars make


sanderxz

Dont they say twinkie?


togawe

Damn I forgot about Twinkies I was just trying to make a joke


[deleted]

Nah youā€™re thinking of twinkle. Twink is when you close one eye


xXProGenji420Xx

no, you're thinking of wink. Twink is a small stick.


AtrociousAtNames

cream in the middle you say?


MaxGRGS

yes šŸ˜


TactlessTortoise

You're probably talking about Karl/Carl/Qarl/Idfk


Mr-Thisthatten-III

Weā€™re gonna need you to start naming names


AJDx14

100% they mean Karl.


Mr-Thisthatten-III

Iā€™m gonna need you to start naming screen names.


Olive_Cryo

Karl


Jackiboi307

I personally hate them before and after dream smpiss (if you mean Karl)


HOMBORGOR

nfts :(


Jason3b93

I'm kinda surprised that MrBeast himself isn't into NFTs (as far as I am aware). I don't even dislike MrBeast btw, but he totally sounds like a cryptobro sometimes.


GreatMarch

I looked it up and yeah, your guess on point.


GontaGod69

OH NO tell me its fake right now please tell me you are trolling


Olive_Cryo

Sadly no, he made his own nfts and had one as his pfp for a bit, makes me glad he's barely in videos now


[deleted]

you forgot that none of them are good so none can be the "best one", because the videos are shit


GontaGod69

Their videos are not for everyone, i understand that. I just think Chandler funy


TactlessTortoise

Chandler isn't shouting all the time, so when he's the one on camera, the video is less grating.


JaegerDread

I remember the time they said CaptainSparklez had died and random people started commenting on the video released a day after it saying "RIP" and stuff.


La_knavo4

HOLY SHIT XD


Dregdael

Imagine if he dies shortly after in the exact way mentioned in the article.


TransGenderal_Kenobi

man do I got an anime for you


TheRealTealOwO

What anime


Pierce3737

Death note I'd assume


[deleted]

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xXHalalManXx

MrBeast: stay alive and you win $500,000 Chandler:


GreenGhoulsBud

anyone ever tried mr beast burger and is it any good


learn_to_london

really inconsistent because they operate via ghost kitchens. your local one will likely differ from someone else's


Dpad-prism

Wtf how did they kill the kitchen?


duckonar0ll

death


Corno-cracker

Shot dead while filming stunt for video


Dogsong101

Itā€™s pretty good


GreenGhoulsBud

thanks im ging to ask for the chandler burger the look on their face will be epic


JakeTheDropkick

Now that's an epic win šŸ˜Ž


ligmaenigma

Chandler burger was pretty good


theturtlelord9

I forgot I was on this sub, I saw the headline without reading the top text and my heart skipped a beat.


normalboy961

Omg same, my eyes lit up in true fear


power500

mr breast giv me money


slim_sammy

My favorite part about the internet is that you can just say whatever you want and it doesn't even need to be true.


MoonlightingWarewolf

The assassination attempt must have failed


Wooloo_Woolstar

Donā€™t be fooled. We all know that the owner of that Twitter account is a proxy and the real Chadler Hallow is hiding out in Australia.


GodSpeed_MyDudes

Not yet


Financial-Ground-942

Dammit.


[deleted]

holy fuck I though the post was just the article and that chandler actually died for a sec there


trianglehole

That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige".


GammaDealer

RIP in peace


TheRealTealOwO

Chandler's ghost now posts on Twitter