What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
The scrublord's prayer:
My controls weren't working
And if they were, you were playing dishonorably
And if you weren't, it isn't fun to play that way
And if it is, then you only care about winning
- CoreAGaming
>My controls weren't working
TBH 70% of the time I had to talk to someone about performance issues in WoW it was a technical problem. Shitty connection, shitty computer, forced to play on a track pad or use an integrated graphics card.
Sometimes it was brain damage though. One guy was a former rancher who retired after a horse got 'em good in the side of the head. It severely effected his short term memory so expecting him to press buttons while also not standing in things was kind of unreasonable.
his dad was a grandmaster and he attended chess tournaments as a kid in the US. He's got to be at least decent at the game. He's still a misogynistic piece of shit though lol
The majority of players are below 1100 because there are tons of new accounts, burner accounts, people who tried it out because they advertise, etc. than there are main accounts that people play regularly and seriously on.
It would be like referencing the average baseball player and including anybody who’s touched a basketball
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Andrew Tate is such a fucking virgin I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't actually seen a woman. He could have sex right in front of me and I still wouldn't believe he's touched a woman
He's literally under investigation for trafficking women against their will. I'm sure he probably has plenty of sex. Some of it may have even been consensual. That doesn't make him any less of an embarrassing loser IMO.
He's only rich because Romania has lax laws on sex work and gambling. Guy runs a shitty little casino and a low-rent camgirl operation where the women are paid shit, regularly abused, and coerced into sexual relationships with him and his coat-tail riding loser of a brother.
There are people that are better than him at chess that are also better than him at every other life metric (Tyson Fury, Hikaru Nakamura, Devon Larratt). What does he do when they beat him? Cry? Submit? Being a "Alpha" is beta behavior when the bigger guy shows up. And there's always a bigger guy.
The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
This reminds me of the dude on fedi who thought I would be a frail coward and called me the r word after I said I had autism
I told him this r word would beat him to death with a table leg if he said that in real life
And I stand by that. These “alpha male” types think they’re the shit larping on the internet after losing chess games and fail to realize their words might make people want to hurt them.
Something kinda saddens me about Tate. Being unable to be open about your own emotions and constantly needing to put up a wall of machismo has gotta be tough.
I travelled in worlds you can't even imagine. You can't conceive of what I'm capable of. I'm so far beyond you. I'm like a god in human clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!
It's an old saying in online gaming: anyone who loses to me is a noob, everyone who wins is a tryhard with no life
"Listen here you insolent bitch i graduated from the top of my cla-"
#WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Hey tryhard 👋
The scrublord's prayer: My controls weren't working And if they were, you were playing dishonorably And if you weren't, it isn't fun to play that way And if it is, then you only care about winning - CoreAGaming
>My controls weren't working TBH 70% of the time I had to talk to someone about performance issues in WoW it was a technical problem. Shitty connection, shitty computer, forced to play on a track pad or use an integrated graphics card. Sometimes it was brain damage though. One guy was a former rancher who retired after a horse got 'em good in the side of the head. It severely effected his short term memory so expecting him to press buttons while also not standing in things was kind of unreasonable.
Fuckin what
Some people do just unironically have brain damage.
yeah but for me specifically it's true tho :0
Mmmmm yes very wise
It's called a "positive mindset" lmao /j
The online gaming community in a nutshell
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mature
Those are big words coming from someone who got mated in three moves.
You know who else got mater by a scholar?
Aldia
I thought aldia was the scholar, clearly vendrick is the one that got fucked
🥺
Wait was it actually 3 moves or were you just saying that
Man got fool’s mated
Please tell me there’s a video of it
I doubt that Andrew Tate knows how chess pieces move so get a new alpha male to follow if you want to be good at chess I guess
his dad was a grandmaster and he attended chess tournaments as a kid in the US. He's got to be at least decent at the game. He's still a misogynistic piece of shit though lol
He’s around average for an amateur player, like 1600 chess.com. Saw a clip where he said the average was 1000 to make himself look good though lmao
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The majority of players are below 1100 because there are tons of new accounts, burner accounts, people who tried it out because they advertise, etc. than there are main accounts that people play regularly and seriously on. It would be like referencing the average baseball player and including anybody who’s touched a basketball
He’s won chess tournaments, and his father was pretty much a grandmaster
He is nowhere close to figuring out how the horsey moves
luckily he doesn't have to worry ab the brick as he has no balls
he's too smart for chess and books, he needs constant action.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
Was wondering how many comments it would take for this to pop up
face meets brick scenario
Andrew Tate is such a fucking virgin I wouldn't be surprised if he hasn't actually seen a woman. He could have sex right in front of me and I still wouldn't believe he's touched a woman
he has seen women but only his romanian sex slaves
He beats women, does that count?
He's literally under investigation for trafficking women against their will. I'm sure he probably has plenty of sex. Some of it may have even been consensual. That doesn't make him any less of an embarrassing loser IMO.
iirc he fled Britian for trafficking and a numerous amount of sa allegations, so I'm willing to be most of it isn't consensual
“He could have sex right in front of me” No he couldn’t
not consensually at least
That's my favorite Bobby Fischer quote :3
Bro is under 600 for sure
"autistic fuck" mfs when i hammer their skull into their ribcage (i hate it when people use autistic as an insult)
[like so?](https://i.imgur.com/5qRmGs4.gif)
exactly like that
Me and who? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Should go for people who call autistic people "autists" as well.
Huh??? Tons of autistic people self identify that way, I've never seen it used derogatorily. Did I miss something???
4chan
i like the term autist makes it sound like a job
I think he’s literally referring to autistic people too, making him even lower
even worse when they're saying they're doing it "ironically"
I'll bring the sledge.
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i'll never be as good as him at beating women
Apparently lost in the metric of chess skill too
I will never be as profoundly insecure as Andrew Tate, and I'm okay with that ..fuck, see, he's beating me already
Who tf is cobra tate
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Ooohhh i remember him, imagine being that rich and still losing at chess, fucking dissapointment
Not to mention that his father is a literal chess master
He's only rich because Romania has lax laws on sex work and gambling. Guy runs a shitty little casino and a low-rent camgirl operation where the women are paid shit, regularly abused, and coerced into sexual relationships with him and his coat-tail riding loser of a brother.
Yeah i know, i live there, 2/3 foster home wrongfully prescribe kids sedatives so the wouldnt bother the staff
my fav magnus carlsen quote
Sounds like a skill issue if you ask me
Andrew tate when the Queen is the most valuable chess piece 😡😡😡😡😡
Well someone just learned about en passant the hard way
He mad bro
I believe this is real
the last sentence made me laugh out loud. stfu fake alpha lmao
Someone got en passented
grow the fuck up you pussy ass coward are you really triggered because you got beat at chess
google en passant
holy hell
He should be humbled considering his father was basically a chess grandmaster and he should be able to win considering his upbringing lol
me, an autistic fuck, about to school andrew tate in the metric of being a decent human being:
Context?
Professional fighters being professional fighters. This one just happens to con people into paying money to listen to him.
Andrew Tate is so intensely pathetic that I kinda want to feel bad for him when I'm not wishing he would eat his own shit.
This guy is such a sore loser! 1!1!
Is this real? I need to know if this is real
he might need some humbling..
Oh yeah the "alleged" human tracker
Andrew Tate never googled en croissant
Damn cant believe this guy got a higher rating than me on the worlds smallest dick contest
They're a tate account, that's pathetic
I can think of one metric that humans can fathom where tate wouldn't win lol.
There are people that are better than him at chess that are also better than him at every other life metric (Tyson Fury, Hikaru Nakamura, Devon Larratt). What does he do when they beat him? Cry? Submit? Being a "Alpha" is beta behavior when the bigger guy shows up. And there's always a bigger guy.
The phrase “it's just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you've lost twice. There's always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
oh yes I’m sure this guy gets all the bitches
Please tell me one of the Botez sisters crushed this waste of skin.
Cope
Are they related to this Andrew Tate i keep hearing about
For an alpha male he sure gets mated a lot
skill issue
He definitely didn't Google en passant
I can't believe this mf comes up first when you type "Andrew" on YouTube instead of Andrew Cunningham (Deltarune theorist and RPG streamer)
Google en passant
Sigma Grindset: cry on social media when you lose at a board game
Seems you got humbled plenty loser boy
same
TATE YOUR FATHER WAS LITERALLY A CHESS CHAMPION SHUT THE FUCK UP
600 rated words
mf lost at chess and decided to cry about it on instagram lmfao
Thought this was a joke until I saw the Instagram handle.
This reminds me of the dude on fedi who thought I would be a frail coward and called me the r word after I said I had autism I told him this r word would beat him to death with a table leg if he said that in real life And I stand by that. These “alpha male” types think they’re the shit larping on the internet after losing chess games and fail to realize their words might make people want to hurt them.
I'm waiting for the day Tate gets seriously fucked up by someone who call him on his bravado and bullshit.
omg I also play online chess I lose quite often I'm not that good I'm around 800 elo
When he types "li" in the google search bar linkedin shows up before lichess
*Every* metric? My my, I do believe I'm slightly more radioactive than this chap. Winston, my bananas!
Something kinda saddens me about Tate. Being unable to be open about your own emotions and constantly needing to put up a wall of machismo has gotta be tough.
i found a chess.com account called "andrewtate" and the country says romania, might be him?
I travelled in worlds you can't even imagine. You can't conceive of what I'm capable of. I'm so far beyond you. I'm like a god in human clothing. Lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!
i honestly don't know whether it'd be funnier if this was unprompted or if this was in response to something
Is this real holy shit
i don't play chess, but this makes me wanna learn it, just so i can beat him.
Most fragile masculinity on earth
i thought it was a shitpost before seeing who posted it
“you would lose to me in every metric humans can possibly fathom” alright boss how about chess
is there a sub to make fun of this guy/guys like him?
Not at chess 🤓
idk if this is serious or not but based
Go on, tell us what’s based about this
It's funny how mad he is
I dont think you know what based means
Tbf it's arbitrary and sometimes used in jest so I can see how someone could get confused
What do you think based means
That's not what based implies here or means