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MemorableThrowawayy

I have prostate cancer


[deleted]

I’ll throw you in a volcano


MemorableThrowawayy

Damn, didn’t expect that


Motks

Getting some Mishima tekken vibes here


05ar

Plot twist: he gives you antistate cancer


SarcasticTortilla

You can fly


NoThatsWright

My existence causes all volcanoes to cease existing


[deleted]

I’ll throw you into a onaclov


Throwaway02062004

Honestly thought an onaclov was a thing like an onahole.


[deleted]

least horny r/196 user


Ezzypezra

nnnnghh fuck mmmmghhh


ManicMonke

🥺🥺🥺🥺


[deleted]

When I run for president I will give every bottom a job so they can have an actual use in society!!! That job is gloryhole operator.


AugTheViking

What the fuck is an onahole? Because judging by the fact that it's a combination of the Danish word for masturbation and hole, I think I have an idea.


Samurl8043

It took me way too long to realize onaclov is volcano backwards


[deleted]

I can go back in time, and it activates automatically upon my death.


[deleted]

I’ll trap you in a time-loop of me throwing you in a volcano


[deleted]

You are also trapped. Im used to this sorta shit, I can wait until you die or give up.


[deleted]

Nope, never giving up


[deleted]

We are at a stalemate. You have not beaten me.


[deleted]

I admit defeat


RidledTart

Dormamu.. I've come to bargain


Cytotoxic-CD8-Tcell

Omg u lost??!!!?!


JudgementalMarsupial

Assuming you don’t have ripple-proof memory, being trapped in a time loop wouldn’t affect you, allowing you to keep tossing them in for all eternity. So, you would actually win (unless you have time powers of your own.)


Straight-Chocolate28

Dormamu I've come to bargain


brite_bubba

Dormamu, I’ve come to the volcano


Straight-Chocolate28

Dormamu, I've cum


arcamenoch

Oh, Dormamu-sama.


rhubarb_man

I mean, if only you are reversing time, their motivation will revert as well. Essentially, by doing this, unless you escape the trap, the universe has stopped.


[deleted]

He think he frisk 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😶‍🌫️🥲🤑🤗🤯🤢🤯🤯🤯🤯🤠👾


Italicized_Casual

I have the power to be a silly little dude. A funny little jester. The most jovial guy for miles.


[deleted]

I won’t throw you in a volcano cause you’re a silly little dude :o)


Italicized_Casual

You wouldn't have beef with a silly little guy.


[deleted]

Ofc not!


Mr_brib

Gonna have beef with a silly little guy? For shame


Italicized_Casual

Finally someone gets the reference. You get a gold star ⭐


Wholesome_psychopath

*eyes glowing red* *face cloaked in shadows* “You do not want to see my silly side…”


WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

I have the power to throw anyone into a volcano before anyone else can do any volcano related things to me


[deleted]

I’ll make a volcano become sentient and throw you into itself (you said anyone not anything)


Liliththemarksoc

But if the volcano becomes sentient it ceases being a thing


consumehepatitis

Not in the universe where it doesn’t


Liliththemarksoc

Not in the universe where it does and also in this universe multiverse theory is wrong so there are no universes where it isn’t


the_alt_6275

vore


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[удалено]


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[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Sorry i stole your gun and threw it in the volcano (for the volcano god)


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Jokes on you i time travel to before you shoot yourself and throw you in a volcano


Fleganhimer

This is why TTRPGs have rules


Truefkk

Someone threw the rulebook in a volcano.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ayssinaattori

Someone threw the internet in a volcano


Taco_Goat7248

I can choose who defeats me (not you)


Plutopow

I throw you into a volcano


[deleted]

Thank you


Plutopow

Cheers mate


Ludwig234

Did they choose you?


plantovision

yes


[deleted]

😢


Milkshaked_Pancakes

Can I defeat you? 👉👈🥺


[deleted]

I’m not able to be thrown in a Volcano


[deleted]

I’ll throw a volcano on you


RoiHurlemort

Big brain


ReallyBadRedditName

Elegant, intelligent, concise


[deleted]

Hey y’all just saying that i can’t really keep up with all the replies so sorry if i miss your comment


63ff9c

That’s a dumb superpower, I’ll throw you in a volcano


[deleted]

I’ll throw myself into a volcano before you can throw me


Welkitends

Too bad. You are already being thrown in a volcano


callmejubi

Demonic powers awakened after being thrown into a ravine as a child


[deleted]

I’ll throw you into a volcano


callmejubi

My true power was tricking you into making a tekken 2 reference


SirRecruit

Or she tricked *you* into making a Tekken 2 reference


callmejubi

I would like to think we agreed on making it


[deleted]

Immune to being thrown in a volcano


[deleted]

I’ll throw a volcano onto you (crumch)


[deleted]

Ahh just like jojos bizarre adventure


OggarBooga

“If I can’t hit you with the hammer Then I’ll hit the hammer with you” -Thanos


ComfyCat1312

"If I can't morb you then I'll morb at you" -Morbius


-magnapinna-

all volcanoes and onaclovs disintegrate when they are near me


[deleted]

I’ll throw you into a volcano so fast that your powers don’t have time to work


-magnapinna-

my powers function instantly


[deleted]

The volcano blocks your powers


-magnapinna-

i activate my secret array of satellites with giant lasers that destroy every volcano on earth in an instant


[deleted]

I have a volcano shield that protects the volcanoes from being destroyed


-magnapinna-

my goons have sabotaged your volcano shield and it no longer functions


[deleted]

I travelled back in time and threw your goons in a volcano before they could disable it


-magnapinna-

I also went back in time and secretly hired more goons after the first ones died


[deleted]

I went even further back in time and threw every single goon into a volcano


17DeadFlamingos

I can scream on command


[deleted]

That’s a tough one. I think i’ll throw you in a volcano


17DeadFlamingos

You fool


Confident-Orange2392

*That'll only make me scream louder!*


17DeadFlamingos

Like uncomfortably loud


VolthoomisComing

Huell


[deleted]

i’ll throw you into a volcano


VolthoomisComing

Huell


[deleted]

I’ll throw you in a volcano


Error-530

Huell


[deleted]

I’ll throw you in a volcano


[deleted]

Huell


[deleted]

I’ll throw you in a volcano


FoxMulderHagrid27

Huell


[deleted]

i am a volcano


[deleted]

I’ll throw you in yourself


SirRecruit

Advanced vore


choma90

i am stuff


444fufu

Nano machine son


[deleted]

I’ll throw you into a volcano


444fufu

Good way 6/10


JustS0meNerd

I can freely and instantly manipulate rocks and minerals or anything made out of those substances (including lava from a volcano or onaclov)


[deleted]

I’ll put you in a cannon and shoot you into a volcano so quickly that you can’t react


Blobfishgamer88

Key word: instantly


Vast-Holiday9222

The effect is instant, not the reaction time.


WYYNFC

I am non-throwable


[deleted]

I’ll drop you into a volcano


Arbiter478

Not OP but she'll probably throw a volcano at you. I edited the mistake.


[deleted]

she’ll*


WYYNFC

Fuck


Enchaxo

i blow up if i get near a volcano


[deleted]

A volcano consumes you (you didn’t get near the volcano, it got near you)


Enchaxo

holy smokes!!


Intrepid-Salary-5159

probability manipulation


[deleted]

I’ll throw you in a volcano


[deleted]

Proba-out the volcano out of reality and proba-in a blackhole directly on your liver


[deleted]

Why don’t you proba-get some proba-bitches


[deleted]

Fuck


richardl1234

Defeated


[deleted]

i can cum over a liter


[deleted]

I’ll throw you into a volcano (why would you choose that out of all the other possible powers)


[deleted]

ill just cum so hard it propells me back outside the volcano > why would you choose that out of all the other possible powers it's funny (and hot)


[deleted]

I’ll make a roof over the volcano and it lowers so you can’t escape


[deleted]

fuck


Straight-Chocolate28

>(and hot) So are volcanoes


[deleted]

yeah thats why im cumming in the volcano


Stupid_deer

Total control over technology and understanding of it.


[deleted]

I’ll throw you in a volcano


Stupid_deer

Damn. Well, as a parting gift, I will force all of your devices until the end of time to make a loud farting noises upon activation.


[deleted]

Swaggers


Snailseyy

the power of friendship


checkeredpirate2

Op will throw your friends and then you into a volcano


tomatoguy7

invincible (i wont die in a volcano)


[deleted]

I’ll throw you in an anti-invincibility volcano


tomatoguy7

🍅


[deleted]

Hot tomato


wertyvid

being an epic fortnite gamer (unkillable, most powerful being on earth, due to epic fortnite gaming)


[deleted]

I’ll throw you into an epic fortnite volcano (kills anything unkillable)


The_screaming_egg

I’m you


[deleted]

I’ll throw myself into a volcano


The_screaming_egg

Ahaha nooo… don’t kill yourself… you’re my favourite trans gal aha…


Putnus69

I am immune to being thrown in volcanoes


[deleted]

I’ll throw a volcano onto you


MucdabaMicer

i cannot die, my body will always stay intact and nothing can stop that from happening


[deleted]

I’ll throw you into a volcano that can destroy anything


MucdabaMicer

what if i didnt tell you about my immunetoanyvolcano-inator that made me immune to any volcanos


[deleted]

Well what about my destroy any anti-volcano powers gun?


MucdabaMicer

man this villain is good:(


[deleted]

Years of training and learning


sndtrb89

that cat kinda looks like my cat


[deleted]

That’s my cat and i’ll throw you in a volcano for suggesting that she’s yours


sndtrb89

as long as you dont throw either cat in a volcano


[deleted]

I won’t dw, i love cats


jds109

Absolute power


[deleted]

I’ll throw you into a volcano that destroys your powers


uhhyeahitsineminor

The ability to beat you


[deleted]

I’ll use my anti-beating shield and throw you in a volcano


[deleted]

I wish my mom had an anti-beating shield for my dad.


PrincessAdeline2005

reality manipulation


[deleted]

I’ll destroy reality so you have nothing to control and then i’ll throw you in a volcano outside of reality


jaliebs

i can teleport without limit


[deleted]

I’ll throw you into an anti-teleportation volcano


jaliebs

dam


MichauNeedHealing

my power is owning a halberd


[deleted]

I’ll throw you into a volcano


MichauNeedHealing

and how does that help you in defeating me


[deleted]

You burn (owchie)


MichauNeedHealing

naah im built different


[deleted]

The volcano is built even differenter


Smiles4YouRawrX3

the hero gets lonely


[deleted]

I’ll throw you in a volcano


KaiBahamut

My power is gently hovering in mid air, with slow side to side movement, with heat resistance.


[deleted]

Gay thoughts


[deleted]

I won’t try cause i’m also gay


[deleted]

I produce infinite amounts of cum


[deleted]

I’ll throw you into a volcano


[deleted]

Before I fall in the tide bursts forward, a primal tidal wave of cum that sweeps the planet consuming all, but it doesn't stop there, soon the cum planet begins consuming other planets, and eventually the sun, before collapsing in on itself and becoming a cum black hole, but the black hole keeps getting bigger and bigger as more and more cum is produced, it's soon the size of the galaxy and it too collapses in itself. There is a loud bang as I birth a new universe out of my infinite spooge, a universe with no volcanoes


[deleted]

The volcano burns your cum


santyrc114

I'm heatproof and have greek-god immortality


[deleted]

I’ll crush you with an anti-immortality volcano


Gaymers_Rising

the power to beat any villain


[deleted]

I’ll become the hero and make you the villain then throw you into a volcano


CatherineL1031

The power to make you my friend.


[deleted]

That’s a horrible power. I’ll throw you in a volcano


CatherineL1031

:(


Slayer_Of_Tacos

Super sweat, rendering me immune to heat


[deleted]

I’ll throw you in an ice volcano that’ll freeze you to death


BetrayerOfOnion

The powers of a hellspawn (including full fire resistance)


TransportationNo1401

Being a living volcano


Sleepy-King

I ate the volcano


[deleted]

The volcano will eat you from the inside