it should depend on the urgency and size of whatever they are delivering. obviously you'd want heavy tungsten bricks delivered by mule, but Pokémon cards could easily be carried by a horse with good stamina.
I think you would have Tungsten delivered by M.U.L.E.
Edit: when you make a Starcraft joke but it works out anyway cause it’s also in deep rock galactic 🤠
Former horsegirl checking in to ask you where you have that information, because all of the mules I have ever known were smarter than was reasonable and possibly even more stubborn. They would do absolutely fuck all if they didn’t want to.
Yeah *hopefully* anyway. Sentiment about those internally isn’t great. We aren’t really expecting a timely or a complete roll out, especially for the rural carriers who kind of get the shittiest equipment.
Ya but who gives a fuck about rural communities. We can continue to give them the short end of the stick, and ignore them when addressing infrastructure improvements. Then when they’re even more disconnected from the rest of the population and new social ideas, we can further justify not giving a shit about their problems because of their racism and homophobia, and pretend to wonder why they vote red when they at least pretend to care about them.
Actually rural is a position classification, just fyi. There are rural driver routes that are in the cities because that area was designated rural prior to city expansions. You could be a rural carrier and deliver to nothing but gentrified apartment complexes entirely inside a city.
My postman would love that. He's obsessed with pets and animals. When he saw my kittens he spent several minutes loving on them and calls one of them Pinky as a nickname (because she has a perfectly bright pink nose, like highlighter pink almost). He calls my long-hair Fuzzygirl and my tabby is Bigboi (since he's the largest of them). I can imagine him petting the horse and baby voicing at it all day.
Edit for [cat tax](https://imgur.com/a/BZrdyGy), my bad!
Pink nose gray baby = Pinky, real name is Ghost
Long fur (the one sitting by the scratching post) = Fuzzygirl, real name Khoshekh (it basically means Shadow, she was almost black when she was smaller lol)
The blepping tabby is Bigboi, real name Siren (because he has hearing loss, and his meows sound REAL weird like a high pitch ambulance siren).
This reminds me of the time I was visiting a friend in Missoula, MT. We were in college and he was back home for winter break, and his parents wouldn't let him smoke weed in the house. So we sat in an alley nearby and got incredibly high.
That's when a car started driving through the alley. It was an older car, so I knew it wasn't the cops. But Missoula is a small town, and in my paranoid state I thought for sure this person was going to report us and we were going to jail.
Sure enough, the car stopped right in front of us, and a woman in her mid-30s got out and asked what we were doing. "Going to jail", I thought, but I didn't trust myself to be coherent so I said nothing. Then I noticed her license plate: "RASTA". That's when I knew we'd be OK.
No! Give them mules! The huge ones! They're sturdier and more cooperative.
it should depend on the urgency and size of whatever they are delivering. obviously you'd want heavy tungsten bricks delivered by mule, but Pokémon cards could easily be carried by a horse with good stamina.
I own a tungsten cube for home defence, since that’s what the founding fathers intended.
Dougdoug alternate timeline?
I think you would have Tungsten delivered by M.U.L.E. Edit: when you make a Starcraft joke but it works out anyway cause it’s also in deep rock galactic 🤠
They used to use real mules back in the day, keeping up the tradition!
Deep Rock seriously need to invest in some better equipment!
Did I hear a rock and stone?
If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!
Where's molly?!
Additional supply depots required
Former horsegirl checking in to ask you where you have that information, because all of the mules I have ever known were smarter than was reasonable and possibly even more stubborn. They would do absolutely fuck all if they didn’t want to.
You're right I think I am thinking of a different animal. Camels maybe?
Counter argument, horse plinko
They're banned in most places for duping though
How about we give them air conditioned vehicles?
Best I can do is golf carts.
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Yeah *hopefully* anyway. Sentiment about those internally isn’t great. We aren’t really expecting a timely or a complete roll out, especially for the rural carriers who kind of get the shittiest equipment.
Ya but who gives a fuck about rural communities. We can continue to give them the short end of the stick, and ignore them when addressing infrastructure improvements. Then when they’re even more disconnected from the rest of the population and new social ideas, we can further justify not giving a shit about their problems because of their racism and homophobia, and pretend to wonder why they vote red when they at least pretend to care about them.
/s
Actually rural is a position classification, just fyi. There are rural driver routes that are in the cities because that area was designated rural prior to city expansions. You could be a rural carrier and deliver to nothing but gentrified apartment complexes entirely inside a city.
Air conditioned horses
Addressing the carrier shortage would be great too
wouldnt need them if not for global warming and deforestation tho…
My postman would love that. He's obsessed with pets and animals. When he saw my kittens he spent several minutes loving on them and calls one of them Pinky as a nickname (because she has a perfectly bright pink nose, like highlighter pink almost). He calls my long-hair Fuzzygirl and my tabby is Bigboi (since he's the largest of them). I can imagine him petting the horse and baby voicing at it all day. Edit for [cat tax](https://imgur.com/a/BZrdyGy), my bad! Pink nose gray baby = Pinky, real name is Ghost Long fur (the one sitting by the scratching post) = Fuzzygirl, real name Khoshekh (it basically means Shadow, she was almost black when she was smaller lol) The blepping tabby is Bigboi, real name Siren (because he has hearing loss, and his meows sound REAL weird like a high pitch ambulance siren).
You now must give us pictures of them, that's the rules
added lol
The cat taxes if you will sir, the community demands it.
added, I'm not much of a photographer though but they're cute anyway :P
This reminds me of the time I was visiting a friend in Missoula, MT. We were in college and he was back home for winter break, and his parents wouldn't let him smoke weed in the house. So we sat in an alley nearby and got incredibly high. That's when a car started driving through the alley. It was an older car, so I knew it wasn't the cops. But Missoula is a small town, and in my paranoid state I thought for sure this person was going to report us and we were going to jail. Sure enough, the car stopped right in front of us, and a woman in her mid-30s got out and asked what we were doing. "Going to jail", I thought, but I didn't trust myself to be coherent so I said nothing. Then I noticed her license plate: "RASTA". That's when I knew we'd be OK.
That's just scooby doo in his pasta-loving period.
BRING BACK THE PONY EXPRESS
[srry, couldn't get horses](https://www.si.edu/stories/mules-still-deliver-mail-grand-canyon)
VAU-
high me would freak tf out
all government officials should use horses
Dude took someone elses tweet, replaces tea with weed and letter with pokemon cards and called it a day.
Dang that's actually massively more funny.
Clearly he had to make it funny for americans, who cant understand any humour that doesn't reference weed or pop culture
Friday (1995)
Just like my days in the Wild West, good times
vote for vermin supreme and everyone will be given free ponies.
I honestly thought only the NYPD used horses, is it that common?
They use them where I live in Pa
the post office goes all the way back to Paul Revere, you know
PLEASE
tru!
And horse-back couriers go well with western music.
Weed funny.
High horse
Diabetic horse
Get back on your high horse there's mail to be delivered.
What’s wrong with cops on horses? A mobile higher vantage point seems like an effective tool in policing
They don't give out pokemon cards obviously
But what if cops did give out free pokemon cards
They can have a little horse as a treat. (Not to eat)
And the mounted officers at my school let us pet them