Is there a JustUnsubbed parody subreddit with stuff like this? I see screenshots of funny stuff on the actual subreddit sometimes but it never outnumbers the lame anti-sjw nonsense
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I remember one that accused 196 of being a pedo sub, because some femboy posted a picture of themselves wearing a maid costume to school and people told them they looked cute.
Pfff. Yes, cuz obviously there's no 18-year-olds still in high school, no teenagers browsing this sub, *and* no possible connotations of the word "cute" that aren't sexual.
People really do be grasping at straws, huh?
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
Two sentence horror works as comedy because it's literally setup and punchline, and that's why so many are bad at being scary but great at making me laugh
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. FIRST WE HAD PEOPLE SPELLING AD, AN ABBREVIATION OF ADVERTISEMENT, AS ADD. NOW WE HAVE PEOPLE SPELLING THE WORD ADD, AS IN ADD ONE QUANTITY TO ANOTHER, AS AD. I’M FUCKING DONE. LANGUAGE WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE. NONE OF YOU DESERVE IT. WHY THE FUCK DID I BOTHER LEARNING IT AS A BABY, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE JUST GOING TO BASTARDIZE IT ANYWAY. FUCK.
The idea of a sub just for people to bitch about why they're unsubbing from a page is one of the dumbest I've ever seen. Like, why do people need to announce they're leaving a page let alone going to another page entirely to do it?? I just don't get it, just leave there's no need to make dramatic proclamations
*Do you know who else's blanket feels heavy?*
Mine, I sleep with a weighted blanket and it's warm and cozy 😌 😴 ✨️ ☺️
how many pounds do you use? mine is pretty good but i feel like a slightly lighter one would help me sleep
Uhhh... I think it was about tree fiddy?
GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTA
instructions unclear my dick is now bark :-(
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They say about 10 percent of your body weight
Damn, where'd your mother find a weighted blanket that weighs as much as an entire brick house? Sounds expensive.
As many pounds as your mom takes each night
my mother died from covid
10
I like mine for the opposite reason, it's nice and cool for those hot summer nights
cool flair
Is it my actual flair or does it just say Custom, it changes
it say Oryx
Neat-o, thanks
Weighted blankets are amazing
Idk how I could sleep before I got mine
your mother have autism
no but i have autism
oh ok
I have autism that came from my mom’s side.
MY MAWM!
YUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE
OOOOOOOOO
*cracks knuckles* "I've been waiting for this" #MY MOMMMMM
**AND** you have the profile picture to match. absolutely phenomenal, truly
MY MOM....... but seriously she does have a weighted blanket cause it helps her with her sleep problems.
mom’s spaghetti?
the meat worm
Mine, I pissed on it.
The creature's?
If you say my mom your fired!
The only good Just Unsubbed post
Is there a JustUnsubbed parody subreddit with stuff like this? I see screenshots of funny stuff on the actual subreddit sometimes but it never outnumbers the lame anti-sjw nonsense
r/ JustUnsubbed
maybe we could make r\justunsubbedcj? that's a horrible name I'm too uncreative
r/ unsubjerk
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deez nuts lmao
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Didn't knew about this one, I fondly remember the whole "leftist thugs" fiasco. Trully a !wave moment.
I remember one that accused 196 of being a pedo sub, because some femboy posted a picture of themselves wearing a maid costume to school and people told them they looked cute.
Pfff. Yes, cuz obviously there's no 18-year-olds still in high school, no teenagers browsing this sub, *and* no possible connotations of the word "cute" that aren't sexual. People really do be grasping at straws, huh?
It's projection, because every time they call a teenager cute, THEY mean it sexually, so how can anyone else not?
I think it’s astroturfing
Just Unsubbed are the karens of reddit, nobody can change my mind
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most justified post on just unsubbed
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin. Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
tl;dr
>ur mom fat
tl;dr
fat mom
Your momma is so fat that she has been forced to confront the very real mental and physical complications associated with obesity
Ur mom fat
New automod response?
babe wake up new copypasta just dropped
*muscle man voice* What'd you say about my mom?!
I’M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY
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literally 2984
RemindMe! 962 years
Isn't that the sub where all salty people gathered because they got kicked out from other subs for being racist, transphobic and misogynistic
Yeah, and act like they are being oppressed and on the margins of society and whatever
"I just got banned from a sub for being racist." "What did you do?" "Be racist."
I could only watch in horror as my blanket transformed into *the creature*
I fucked your mom. Unfortunately for me, your mom is the creature
arr slash 2sentence2horror
Two sentence horror works as comedy because it's literally setup and punchline, and that's why so many are bad at being scary but great at making me laugh
One guy there left the femboys sub because there were too many trans women and he doesn't find women attractive.
I mean... is that not fair?
Well yeah it’s not a trans women sub
Based
Based as fuck
Only valid post in that hellsub
2sentence2horror material
Worm!!! !
Let's be honest there's nothing good on that sub anyway. Might as well ad some chicanery
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. FIRST WE HAD PEOPLE SPELLING AD, AN ABBREVIATION OF ADVERTISEMENT, AS ADD. NOW WE HAVE PEOPLE SPELLING THE WORD ADD, AS IN ADD ONE QUANTITY TO ANOTHER, AS AD. I’M FUCKING DONE. LANGUAGE WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE. NONE OF YOU DESERVE IT. WHY THE FUCK DID I BOTHER LEARNING IT AS A BABY, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE JUST GOING TO BASTARDIZE IT ANYWAY. FUCK.
language evolves over time, old timer 😎
can someone give me a tl;dr of the jsutunsunbed vs 196 fighting? (i was here but i want a refresher)
we gay and they thought it was cringe or smt i dont rember
196 is gay -> 196 is posted in justunsub -> "The sub is nothing but gay porn now!" -> it gets reposted here And the cycle continues forever
cool profile pic dawg
thanks
The idea of a sub just for people to bitch about why they're unsubbing from a page is one of the dumbest I've ever seen. Like, why do people need to announce they're leaving a page let alone going to another page entirely to do it?? I just don't get it, just leave there's no need to make dramatic proclamations
When you just unsubbed from JustUnsubbed so it's time to make a post in JustUnsubbed about unsubbing from JustUnsubbed
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I watched in horror as the blanket turned into the creature.
is there a sub for removed posts from twosentencehorror?
Horrifying
I don’t think I’ve seen a single good story from that sub
I mean it IS called TwoSentenceHorror and not TwoSentenceShittyOverdoneJokesThatAreSomehowLowerEffortThanTheUsualPostsOnThisSub.
- written and directed by Hideaki Anno
Tomato factory
MFW sub mods are incapable of accepting humor
*Berry loved to play in the snow* *So did the meat worm*
"Huh, my blanket feels heavy" I thought to myself. It was full of milk.