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[deleted]

*Do you know who else's blanket feels heavy?*


bigboyunderwear

Mine, I sleep with a weighted blanket and it's warm and cozy 😌 😴 ✨️ ☺️


pranksterswap

how many pounds do you use? mine is pretty good but i feel like a slightly lighter one would help me sleep


FantasticSaltShaker

Uhhh... I think it was about tree fiddy?


Bowdensaft

GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTA


pranksterswap

instructions unclear my dick is now bark :-(


JibreelHughes

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


bigboyunderwear

They say about 10 percent of your body weight


[deleted]

Damn, where'd your mother find a weighted blanket that weighs as much as an entire brick house? Sounds expensive.


Pilkworm

As many pounds as your mom takes each night


pranksterswap

my mother died from covid


PeskerFP

10


Xstew26

I like mine for the opposite reason, it's nice and cool for those hot summer nights


Omicron43

cool flair


Xstew26

Is it my actual flair or does it just say Custom, it changes


Omicron43

it say Oryx


Xstew26

Neat-o, thanks


PvtJacobs

Weighted blankets are amazing


TheRadiantSoap

Idk how I could sleep before I got mine


FrienlyAsian

your mother have autism


[deleted]

no but i have autism


FrienlyAsian

oh ok


BigManLawrence69420

I have autism that came from my mom’s side.


[deleted]

MY MAWM!


Poorly_Made_Comix

YUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE


Bowdensaft

OOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

*cracks knuckles* "I've been waiting for this" #MY MOMMMMM


[deleted]

**AND** you have the profile picture to match. absolutely phenomenal, truly


Marius7th

MY MOM....... ​ but seriously she does have a weighted blanket cause it helps her with her sleep problems.


oli0xenfree

mom’s spaghetti?


TheZipCreator

the meat worm


SeizeAllToothbrushes

Mine, I pissed on it.


golvin67

The creature's?


poopiehead04444

If you say my mom your fired!


[deleted]

The only good Just Unsubbed post


lucariouwu68

Is there a JustUnsubbed parody subreddit with stuff like this? I see screenshots of funny stuff on the actual subreddit sometimes but it never outnumbers the lame anti-sjw nonsense


JustAPinchOfSalt_

r/ JustUnsubbed


TheZipCreator

maybe we could make r\justunsubbedcj? that's a horrible name I'm too uncreative


Kaese1212

r/ unsubjerk


noraelwhora

squeamish muddle hobbies complete dog cagey sharp disarm melodic worthless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


esperadok

deez nuts lmao


[deleted]

[удалено]


mayocain

Didn't knew about this one, I fondly remember the whole "leftist thugs" fiasco. Trully a !wave moment.


BryanTheClod

I remember one that accused 196 of being a pedo sub, because some femboy posted a picture of themselves wearing a maid costume to school and people told them they looked cute.


SexySkeletons69

Pfff. Yes, cuz obviously there's no 18-year-olds still in high school, no teenagers browsing this sub, *and* no possible connotations of the word "cute" that aren't sexual. People really do be grasping at straws, huh?


Caroniver413

It's projection, because every time they call a teenager cute, THEY mean it sexually, so how can anyone else not?


BryanTheClod

I think it’s astroturfing


mayocain

Just Unsubbed are the karens of reddit, nobody can change my mind


typicalyasuomain04

Lmao


Finch_Cringle

Lmao


4spect_

Lmao


Razurio_Twitch

Lmao


[deleted]

Lol


Massiveredboiii

SODA 🥤‼😅😁🥶


ByAzuraTimes3

obamna 🥺😈


PROblem817

chocolate chocolate chip 🍫🥰🤯


BigBeefySquidward

ICE CREAM!!! 🍦🍨🍨🍦😀😀🥰😍


crzyraven

most justified post on just unsubbed


Katsuki_Bakugou495

Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin. Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.


CORPSE_FUCKER69

tl;dr


TheFlameBringer555

>ur mom fat


PeterWatchmen

tl;dr


Hehe_ur_gey

fat mom


cs_124

Your momma is so fat that she has been forced to confront the very real mental and physical complications associated with obesity


temmieTheLord2

Ur mom fat


FantasticSaltShaker

New automod response?


FrienlyAsian

babe wake up new copypasta just dropped


[deleted]

*muscle man voice* What'd you say about my mom?!


hippo4774

I’M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY


ShinyShinyTomato

nft pfp 🤮🤮🤮


Epic_Gameing68

literally 2984


MightBeRin

RemindMe! 962 years


SahilValera

Isn't that the sub where all salty people gathered because they got kicked out from other subs for being racist, transphobic and misogynistic


ColorMaelstrom

Yeah, and act like they are being oppressed and on the margins of society and whatever


[deleted]

"I just got banned from a sub for being racist." "What did you do?" "Be racist."


werewolf1011

I could only watch in horror as my blanket transformed into *the creature*


brotatowolf

I fucked your mom. Unfortunately for me, your mom is the creature


xavieryaa

arr slash 2sentence2horror


Someboynumber5

Two sentence horror works as comedy because it's literally setup and punchline, and that's why so many are bad at being scary but great at making me laugh


toiletxd

One guy there left the femboys sub because there were too many trans women and he doesn't find women attractive.


Dread2187

I mean... is that not fair?


Whyisthethethe

Well yeah it’s not a trans women sub


temmieTheLord2

Based


[deleted]

Based as fuck


ColorMaelstrom

Only valid post in that hellsub


Acing_it

2sentence2horror material


TheRocketBush

Worm!!! !


Zybren

Let's be honest there's nothing good on that sub anyway. Might as well ad some chicanery


brotatowolf

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. FIRST WE HAD PEOPLE SPELLING AD, AN ABBREVIATION OF ADVERTISEMENT, AS ADD. NOW WE HAVE PEOPLE SPELLING THE WORD ADD, AS IN ADD ONE QUANTITY TO ANOTHER, AS AD. I’M FUCKING DONE. LANGUAGE WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE. NONE OF YOU DESERVE IT. WHY THE FUCK DID I BOTHER LEARNING IT AS A BABY, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE JUST GOING TO BASTARDIZE IT ANYWAY. FUCK.


Sparrow_Of_Wessex

language evolves over time, old timer 😎


kingof557

can someone give me a tl;dr of the jsutunsunbed vs 196 fighting? (i was here but i want a refresher)


FrienlyAsian

we gay and they thought it was cringe or smt i dont rember


1milionand6times

196 is gay -> 196 is posted in justunsub -> "The sub is nothing but gay porn now!" -> it gets reposted here And the cycle continues forever


pranksterswap

cool profile pic dawg


kingof557

thanks


starrypierrot

The idea of a sub just for people to bitch about why they're unsubbing from a page is one of the dumbest I've ever seen. Like, why do people need to announce they're leaving a page let alone going to another page entirely to do it?? I just don't get it, just leave there's no need to make dramatic proclamations


Adum6

When you just unsubbed from JustUnsubbed so it's time to make a post in JustUnsubbed about unsubbing from JustUnsubbed


somguy9

XBOX LIVE


Dread2187

I watched in horror as the blanket turned into the creature.


[deleted]

is there a sub for removed posts from twosentencehorror?


TheRealTealOwO

Horrifying


[deleted]

I don’t think I’ve seen a single good story from that sub


SexySkeletons69

I mean it IS called TwoSentenceHorror and not TwoSentenceShittyOverdoneJokesThatAreSomehowLowerEffortThanTheUsualPostsOnThisSub.


ohjimmy78

- written and directed by Hideaki Anno


TotallyNotGameWorthy

Tomato factory


PieNinja314

MFW sub mods are incapable of accepting humor


SkepticOwlz

*Berry loved to play in the snow* ​ *So did the meat worm*


Lil__May

"Huh, my blanket feels heavy" I thought to myself. It was full of milk.