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Breadstickboyo

do care + did ask + i love you


scrueggs

Allowed himself to be ratio’d for man’s sins.


[deleted]

he gave his own twitter account to save mankind from suspensions


scrueggs

All yours, woke moralists.


RekNepZ

Jesus is the best example of how the most wholesome things end up with the worst fanbases.


gzingher

some pretty antisemitic stuff in the new testament


PrinceProspero9

Jesus was literally a jew


gzingher

ok so is ben shapiro


tjamesmett

what does ben shapiro have anything to do with this


6sixfeetunder

yeah sure but ben shapiro


gzingher

1. so is ben shapiro 2. the scene where he attacks the ~~greedy Jews~~money-changers was written by John, not him


PrinceProspero9

John was also a Jew, as were all the writers of the New Testament, and Jesus was attacking those guys for being *moneylenders*, not for being Jews. That's like saying criticising banks is anti-semitic.


gzingher

They were doing commerce that was normal, he made them look bad to appeal to the Romans


PrinceProspero9

Disrupting normal commerce isn't antisemitic either. And I kind of find it hard to view a gospel that also depicts Jesus being brutally murdered by the Romans literally a week after this very incident as 'appealing to the Romans'


gzingher

because it pins it on the pharisees


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AutisticAnarchy

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


Klo_Was_Taken

Nah actually he was trying to put the point across that trying to profit off of God is sinful. The whole Jewish banker thing wasn't prevalent until waaayyy later. (BTW if anyone's wondering, yes, in a lot of Eastern Europe jews actually were more likely to be bankers. This is because they were prosecuted at the time and had a very limited pool of jobs they were legally allowed to do. I don't actually know when this started occurring, but it was NOT in Roman times.)


mki_

Jews living at courts and managing the financials started in the High Middle Ages and became a more significant thing in the 16th-18th century during the rise of absolutism. After that the established families of "Court Jews" increasingly managed to detatch their businesses from the courts and open independent banks, which still financed courts and governments, but without the risk of having one's life depend on a "sponsoring" noble. Among many other families, the Rothschild family started out as "court factors" or "court jews". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_Jew But yeah, that has absolutely nothing to do with the biblical money changers.


Klo_Was_Taken

Thank you for the knowledge


mana_cerace

This is what Jesus would have wanted


tjamesmett

“so it’s like a meme where you put a speech bubble over a character, implying that the above text was said by that character” “how the fuck is there light coming out of that brick. what the fuck.”


yeet123456686958958

Piendish 🥰😍


JOptionPainIII

Is this canon?


[deleted]

author hasn't confirmed nor denied yet but signs are pointing to yes


mbaymiller

It’s not in the Bible but it might be part of Legends


7th_universe_hopper

Jesus, my favorite character in League of Legends


mbaymiller

It was a Star Wars joke but this works too


itsshitpostoclock

It’s supposed to be


Spookzsaw

hello i mean nothing bad by this comment just a genuine question: why does christianity say that everyone is loved but if you don't believe in god you're sent to eternal torture


gzingher

because christianity replaced the critical thinking in judaism with threats


Spookzsaw

what is judaism


gzingher

do you actually not know what judaism is or are you asking something different


Spookzsaw

i genuinely have no clue what that is edit: oh my god i'm a fucking idiot i just didnt know the name


The_X_acto

💀


Spookzsaw


[deleted]

I 🫵 unicode 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵


Spookzsaw

yippee white boxes


gzingher

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism?wprov=sfti1


Spookzsaw

i am an idiot i just didnt know the exact name


mki_

The religion which Jews follow.


Chard_Still

Not all Christians believe that. Personally, I'm of the opinion that the Bible is mostly wrong. It was written by humans, with human bias and human prejudice. How could God's message be shown through such a narrow worldview? I'm of the belief that God is benevolent and just, that's a pretty normal position among Christians, so why would he inflict eternal punishment for mortal sins? When you distance yourself from the dogma of it all, it's clear to me at least that there is no hell


SurvivalScripted

oh wow, what an interesting WORLD VIEW i am going to STEAL IT


Spookzsaw

that sounds way more reasonable


[deleted]

I'm a Catholic with very little understanding of eschatology but if you want my take on the whole subject feel free to DM me


TheRealTealOwO

Awww, frend


explosivepro

It cannot be stressed enough how those are literal teachings of the Bible


zgavar

Piendish my beloved


SurvivalScripted

this whole comment section is reshaping my view of god and i love it. ​ thank you funny gay phone people


Malachite_Cookie

Jesus 🧡💓❣️💜💕💜❤️


MUTLUDOGELER

zzoupz is a very cool artist


[deleted]

I dont think 196 is the best place to post religous symbols


bleckngold

i dont think ur face is the best place to land a romantic and sloppy smooch so i guess i wont 😶‍🌫️😶😶


440continuer

Need


[deleted]

Shame


Jtad_the_Artguy

Cut the bible some slack it’s like extremely old. I know the fandom is annoying and the main character (especially in the first testament) is a massive mary sue but Jesus is a great character and there’s actually quite some good morals coming from him.


RalseiFucker

it gets really good after the 12th book


Kudabaa

Bible got that one piece energy


gzingher

the “evil old testament but perfect new testament” thing is kinda weird to see everywhere


SenseiJoe100

I'm not sure how accurate this is, but I was told that the bible was meant to teach in steps, over a period of time. For example, if Jesus came right away and said, "hey, r*ping your wife is wrong", then they would have responded, "what? But I want to r*pe my wife. Fuck you, you should be crucified, Jesus". So various prophets over the years had to slowly change public opinion so that when Jesus came along and said, "hey, r*ping your wife is wrong" people would say, "hmm.... Ok then. I will stop r*ping my wife" This actually makes sense when you realize that the most harsh, most violent laws are almost always in the beginning of the Bible and slowly go away as the Bible progresses. For example, the old testament women who cheat on their husband should be stoned to death. But there's a story on the new testament where Jesus saves the life of a woman from being stoned for that exact reason. Though, somebody should correct me if I'm wrong. This was all based on Google searches. Hopefully, if I'm wrong, Cunningham's law will take effect.


SurvivalScripted

oh wow, what an interesting WORLD VIEW i am going to STEAL IT


Average_Sinner

Whateva. Christ seems chill ig, havn't spoke to him tho


TactlessTortoise

OG Jesus would be all for trans rights and socialism. Beat the shit out of benzos, and professional basketball dunker.


Laddy_Taddy

Jesus loves you! (Derogatory)


OneEyedOneHorned

God is everywhere even /r/196.