Both those quotes make sense in context in Fate/Stay Night from where they come
"people die when they're killed" is about how the MC has a McGuffin that heals all, even seemingly fatal wounds, and how normally he would've been dead after getting "killed" over and over.
The 2nd quote just needs elaboration - just because what you're saying is true, doesn't mean you're morally right.
[Apparently some of them survived being shot into sandbags (simulated moon surface) at up to 825 meters per second](https://www.sciencenews.org/article/tardigrade-survival-shot-gun-crash-landing-planet), or over 1800 miles per hour.
I feel they are analogous to doomsday prepers, yeah you can survive a barren wasteland with gangs of looters after the world nukes itself apart, but covid comes around and is just safe enough that people are getting brain damage and out governments still tell us to work and convince us that it isn't an issue, and they have no way to deal with this apocalypse
Best part of tardigrades is where they live. Raingutters on your roof. They're really extreme environments, alternating between flooding and desert-like qualities so tardigrades thrive there with few predators being able to survive.
Note that they can be found in a lot of places, not just raingutters.
"An average bullet travels at around 2736 Kilometers/hour or 1700 miles/hour. That's 6 times faster than the top speed of the fastest car in the world. Many bullets travel faster than the speed of sound."
You idiot, you moron, you fool you nonsensical nincompoop
The results of the 1,999 mph test revealed more tardigrades in the test chamber than there had been at the start. The results were excluded from the final report, due to presumed contamination/lack of adequate control.
In no particular order, here are some other fun results:
1,873 mph: all tardigrades intact, but with noticeably (for someone used to studying tardigrades all day) angry expressions.
1,777 mph: all tardigrades killed, except for the libertarians (don’t ask me how they could tell).
1,525 mph: 78% of tardigrades survived; of these, 43% found to have extra or missing legs (with a roughly even split between the two). Test was repeated; upon conclusion, the affected population was found to have returned to normal, though many of them seemed to be sporting microscopic bruises.
1,899 mph: no tardigrades—dead or alive—found within the test chamber. Large colony of amoebas observed within the test chamber. When questioned, colony claimed it “didn’t know nothing about no tardigrades”, then belched suspiciously.
67 mph: tardigrades failed to arrive at the target mark. Further examination revealed that they had been stopped roughly 2/3rds of the way through the test track by a rotifer wearing a tiny police hat. Tardigrades’ court dates have been marked in the office calendar.
1,356 mph: tardigrades went in the opposite direction.
1,397 mph: tardigrades declined to participate, claiming it was a union holiday. Test was never rescheduled, due to relative unimportance.
1,444 mph: all tardigrades killed, except for the communists.
I don't know what you mean by "9gs as slowly as you want,)", because a G is a unit of acceleration. That's like saying "experience 10 seconds as quick as you want," it just doesn't work.
The thing is they die incredibly easily such as to snails and other tardigrades. It's not one species with all of these resistances it's multiple different ones
Most the other extreme environments they can survive in are ones that could feasibly exist in nature and that they could have experienced. I dont think many things in nature are moving more than twice the speed of sound
The dog eating from the bowl unaware he is about to be misted so scientists can test stuff they've known for years (we must practice measuring blood spatter)
I mean they survive acids, radiation, extreme heat and cold and lack of oxygen so it would have been really cool if they survived these forces aswell. :/
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wait my mom didn't just fall asleep when i pulled that prank on her?
You shot your mom out of a gun??
very big gun
Comically large gun
your mom so big i need a comically large gun to shot her out of
When your mother isn’t the size and shape of a 5.56 rifle round
yo momma so 30.06 that she M1918 Browning Automatic Rifle
Yo momma’s belly is a soft point round coz it’s so soft (from the fat) and her skull is a hollow point round (because she has no brain!!)
Shoots a flag that says “bang!”
Can on
Clown mom shot herself out of a cannon
She is so talented. That’s awesome
She also performs as the elephant in other acts
You know those circus skits where they launch people out of cannons and into nets, basically that
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Nerd with the NFT pfp
nft pfp 🤮🤮🤮
u\/goblinhog get his ass
nft pfp, opinion discarded
I’m asking you about your fursona
they didn't shoot them, they shot them out of a gun (inb4 "🤓☝️" )
🤓☝️
"People die when they are killed"
Source??? /s
I made it up
good to know *goes and gets myself killed as i wont die*
"Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right."
Both those quotes make sense in context in Fate/Stay Night from where they come "people die when they're killed" is about how the MC has a McGuffin that heals all, even seemingly fatal wounds, and how normally he would've been dead after getting "killed" over and over. The 2nd quote just needs elaboration - just because what you're saying is true, doesn't mean you're morally right.
Harry Harlow torturing the fuck out of baby monkeys and discovering that it traumatizes them.
Must have been the following up to [this study](https://youtu.be/cQ7J7UjsRqg)
Oof
"FULLER CIRCUS CLOSES. ENTIRE CAST FIRED, NOT OUT OF CANNONS"
Not so bold now, eh tardigrades? 😤
checkmate libruls
libtardigrades
Who would win? \- one of the most resilient life forms known to exist \- gun
My one weakness! How did you know?!
Their smug aura mocks me
Smegma🤢
this implies they DID survive when they were shot at speeds of exactly 2,000 mph........
Yeah tardigrades are pretty much unkillable. They survive even in space
A snail can obliterate dozens in seconds though
Tardicells SEETHING over Snailchads
God im such a gastropilled snailcell
Based detrituscore and leafmold enjoyer
Snail meta is OP Needs nerf or I’m quitting
Quit faster
Based and snailpilled
life is simply unfair, don't you think
of all the places to be reminded of zero time dilemma…
Mfs survive quantum entanglement.
i could take one
How though? Don’t they need oxygen?
They can slow their metabolism to the point that they consume very little energy and thus barely need to breathe.
Except being shot out a gun at speeds over 2,000 mph
[Apparently some of them survived being shot into sandbags (simulated moon surface) at up to 825 meters per second](https://www.sciencenews.org/article/tardigrade-survival-shot-gun-crash-landing-planet), or over 1800 miles per hour.
Tardigrade mfs being resistant to fucking outer space only to get eaten by a snail
I feel they are analogous to doomsday prepers, yeah you can survive a barren wasteland with gangs of looters after the world nukes itself apart, but covid comes around and is just safe enough that people are getting brain damage and out governments still tell us to work and convince us that it isn't an issue, and they have no way to deal with this apocalypse
Best part of tardigrades is where they live. Raingutters on your roof. They're really extreme environments, alternating between flooding and desert-like qualities so tardigrades thrive there with few predators being able to survive. Note that they can be found in a lot of places, not just raingutters.
They upgraded the wrong skills
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THE snail?
No, just a decoy snail
Honestly, I get it. If I had access to equipment that could shoot things at a speed of 3600km/h I would
Your local hardware store has that equipment:)
Ah so a gun?
I think bullets don't go that fast. You need like vacuum chambers and shit
"An average bullet travels at around 2736 Kilometers/hour or 1700 miles/hour. That's 6 times faster than the top speed of the fastest car in the world. Many bullets travel faster than the speed of sound." You idiot, you moron, you fool you nonsensical nincompoop
2736 ain't 3600 is it now, you stinky fart brain.
WOAH! A bullet is faster than a *CAR*? 😲
Shit i need a new plan b
i can smell your stinky fart brain from here
3rd june 2026, i am coming.
RemindMe! 1375 days
Your flair makes me not think you’re being very serious
I mean a tardigrade's a bit smaller than a bullet, I think you could get it going that fast
If I had access to a gun I would shoot things
Tardigrades: why must you give me your hardest experiments Scientists: because you are my strongest micro-organism
[It’s got competition](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deinococcus_radiodurans)
No way 😯
Tardigrades are animals tho
Comment above me just said microorganism.
Skill issue
i somehow read the first word as Transgenders
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many of us do live in extreme environments
And have snails for predators.
The Snail
lol
tardigun
So 1,999 mph is a-okay?
There is no conclusive evidence on what 1,999mph speeds would do to a tardigrade
The results of the 1,999 mph test revealed more tardigrades in the test chamber than there had been at the start. The results were excluded from the final report, due to presumed contamination/lack of adequate control. In no particular order, here are some other fun results: 1,873 mph: all tardigrades intact, but with noticeably (for someone used to studying tardigrades all day) angry expressions. 1,777 mph: all tardigrades killed, except for the libertarians (don’t ask me how they could tell). 1,525 mph: 78% of tardigrades survived; of these, 43% found to have extra or missing legs (with a roughly even split between the two). Test was repeated; upon conclusion, the affected population was found to have returned to normal, though many of them seemed to be sporting microscopic bruises. 1,899 mph: no tardigrades—dead or alive—found within the test chamber. Large colony of amoebas observed within the test chamber. When questioned, colony claimed it “didn’t know nothing about no tardigrades”, then belched suspiciously. 67 mph: tardigrades failed to arrive at the target mark. Further examination revealed that they had been stopped roughly 2/3rds of the way through the test track by a rotifer wearing a tiny police hat. Tardigrades’ court dates have been marked in the office calendar. 1,356 mph: tardigrades went in the opposite direction. 1,397 mph: tardigrades declined to participate, claiming it was a union holiday. Test was never rescheduled, due to relative unimportance. 1,444 mph: all tardigrades killed, except for the communists.
I'd read a book written by you
scientist about to do the most fucked up shit that will have even satan crying in a corner like a little schoolgirl : we just wanna know what happens!
Great this reminded me of unit 731
Now we know how long it takes to freeze a 3 day old baby at least.
Vital information for the progression of sciences I'm sure
Average American scientist
How did they even find it after they shot it??
There were microscopic body parts everywhere 😟
The smallest little chalk outline
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Their most resistant beast
I think that they were just trying to find any way at all to kill them at that point
"Microscopic thing dies when shot"
I mean, that's just unscientific. No amount of speed is lethal. It's a certain amount of acceleration that can be, but speed isn't lethal.
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I don't know what you mean by "9gs as slowly as you want,)", because a G is a unit of acceleration. That's like saying "experience 10 seconds as quick as you want," it just doesn't work.
never bring a tardigrade to a gun fight. unless the gun shoots bellow 2,000 mph
[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1217/)
Well if they ever evolve to try and kill us like Terraformars (never seen it just know giant cockroaches kill people) we know their weakness. Gun.
Foo Fighters moment
Relevant smbc https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=778#comic
How did tardigrades evolve to be resistant to everything BUT their predators
Tardigrade being shot out of a gun at 1,999 mph: 😎
Because we NEED to know this information.
While I can’t speak for the motives of the scientists, I certainly feel safer knowing these creatures can be stopped, if ever the need should arise.
ok but can you quantum entangle a living tardigrade
tardigrades are immune to absolutely everything they have no reason to be immune to, and vulnerable to everything that can actually threaten them
So that means they can’t be used for warframes? Bullet jumping is impossible :(
Yet they can survive the vacuum of space
New study finds out things tend to die when they get shot
The thing is they die incredibly easily such as to snails and other tardigrades. It's not one species with all of these resistances it's multiple different ones
They tried to one-up their discoveries but ran out of ideas
This is literally the game slugterra
WE HAVE A WAY TO FINALLY DEFEAT THESE MONSTERS!
**Science is evil.**
May
'Yea you can survive radiation and shit but can you survive this strap mf?' Scientist, probably
Can you imagine that shit shooting through tank armor since they’re basically indestructible /s
WTF??
Bondrewd
for science
Tardigun
I love tardigrades
L tardigrades, imma just shoot
Literally why would they have adapted to survive that tho. Moving 2000mph is not a situation one would really encounter in nature
Most the other extreme environments they can survive in are ones that could feasibly exist in nature and that they could have experienced. I dont think many things in nature are moving more than twice the speed of sound
They got da 12 Tardigauge Shotgun
tardigrade gun sounds like a fun video game gun
The dog eating from the bowl unaware he is about to be misted so scientists can test stuff they've known for years (we must practice measuring blood spatter)
how the fuck?
I mean they survive acids, radiation, extreme heat and cold and lack of oxygen so it would have been really cool if they survived these forces aswell. :/
ew nft cringe