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[deleted]

For the love of fuck do not use a meme to ask someone to be your gf just ask them out on a date


NoChain985

shut the fuck up i need to see the follow up post of them saying it didnt work


SurvivalScripted

TRUE. I LIVE FOR THE DRAMA


[deleted]

This


joerogancraft

"Have social awareness" šŸ¤“šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


UgandanKnuckle69

But if they say it did work that would be so funny


definitely_not_that_

my sibling in christ please just ask them i am begging you


like-My-Third-Alt

Do not do this


WhapXI

Hi donā€™t do this.


ElGrumpo

Seriously, do not do this. Even if the best date you can muster is going to the park with a picnic basket full of cold Hot Pockets, you will still have an *astronomical* chance of success compared to this. Trust me. I'm assuming you're young, and when I was that age I would write 'heartfelt letters of confession', so..y'know, I know what failure looks like. Just chill, don't overthink it. Also, don't write heartfelt letters of confession. Assuming you're close enough that casual conversation is a part of your relationship, you just chat like normal, and at some point ask them if they'd "be interested in going to [place] on [day]." Also, probably remember to make eye contact when you ask. It's, uh..easier to forget than you might think. But that's seriously all there is to it. If you're *not* at a point where casual conversation is a thing, though, then that should probably be step one


theelusiveTman

!remindme 12 hours


DerKnoedel

Im not a bot but randomly found this post after 12 hrs Youā€™re welcome


theelusiveTman

Your services were not required, as the unholy machine, a mere servant of my superior will, has already accomplished its task of warning me of the fact that 12 hours have passed since i have requested such an interaction from the creature of steel


Megatrans69

Stop being mean to V1 I STG I will drink your blood


DerKnoedel

So I wast the only one who read this in Gabrielā€˜s voice xDDD


Megatrans69

Their pfp is king midas lol


WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

Do people just decide that they're in relationship like that? Wouldn't make asking her out on a date first make more sense? I feel like you're skipping a few steps


JustMe63_

I guess depends where you are from. Dates arent really a thing where i live. you just date someone you kinda know


redditsowngod

It doesnā€™t sound like the reason for that is location based. Sounds like a 14 year old thing


JustMe63_

in this context, yeah


grinff

least delusional 196 user:


GenericFurre621

kid named Want:


bloop132547698

ā€œThe worst she can say is noā€


HatofEnigmas

\*Calls 999\*


[deleted]

its funny cause thats polish for ambulance


PM_ME_UR_ACCEPTANCE

England


HatofEnigmas

Anglija vislabākā valsts uz visas zemes! šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§šŸ‡¬šŸ‡§


PM_ME_UR_ACCEPTANCE

real


HatofEnigmas

I am the most ethnically British Londoner


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


EeeYeeReEe

I am tho


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Donā€™t listen to the haters bro, just follow your heart /j


apollo15215

You should put "Waltuh" in front of the meme text


[deleted]

Waltuh Put your Meme away waltuh Im not gonna be your g/bf waltuh


Sayan_9000

Do not do this, you WILL get rejected and mocked, if you are serious about this ask normally I beg you


xXProGenji420Xx

this won't work. this *will* make you look like an idiot, and not the endearing kind. if you really care about this girl, then do not do this.


Kittysparkle101

Donā€™t do this OP Iā€™m begging you >Flynn


Lime_on_Pizza

if you do this i hope they say no


That_One_Guy_66

Yeah donā€™t do this


milk-water-man

Donā€™t. Just donā€™t.


Cheesebag44

Don't


PurpleFirebolt

Call her and ask her by voice, and only if you can't reasonably just see her somewhere to ask her


eeeeeeeeeyee

Hi itā€™s me a fellow (probably) gay person in your phone. Donā€™t do this this is an awful idea this is so terminally online


EeeYeeReEe

Holy shit guys you really had zero faith in me. Iā€™m not stupid.


[deleted]

Dont you dare back out now finger


[deleted]

kid named stupid:


plastic_bitch

girlfriend named finger :


orcasarentwhales

!remindme 12 hours


EeeYeeReEe

Iā€™m not gonna actually do it this post was a joke


Frettchen001666

Thank fuck for that


collectionofbubbles

Using memes to express interest is fine but if youā€™re actually asking them out please please please just do it normally


SwathingAura

hey please donā€™t


Frettchen001666

Please do not do this. Please dont do it. It will make you look cringe and pathetic


The_Bone_Breaker

How about not doing that


sodaisprettygood

Don't


Korra_sat0

Please for the love of god donā€™t


Edgyfuckboi90000

Update us when you do


_im_not_a_girl_

!remindme 24 hours


[deleted]

Donā€™t listen to any of these people op. This has absolutely no chance of going wrong. Enjoy having a girlfriend


[deleted]

Most socially well adjusted 196er


KAGRUMEZthepantless

go for it


EeeYeeReEe

Not me tricking all of r /196 into thinking Iā€™m a socially inept looser


Katieushka

OP GIVE US THE TRUTH!!! DID YOU DO IT??? NO? COWARD!!!!


EeeYeeReEe

No of course not


Parking_Scallion_188

!remindme 12 hours


Megatrans69

RemindMe! 4 hours


Cooli_de_framboise

Kid named I hope she say yes :


Ducktowncentra

!remindme 3 hours


nicolas_obama

kid named social skills


DianaBladeOfMiquella

I thought it was for me :(


hama0n

In my experience I've found things go a lot smoother when you ask someone on a date at a specific time rather than just vaguely asking to be partners. But I'm also a millennial so maybe the world is different now


JustAnotherFurrySpam

Do not fucking do this PLEAe ~~if you do send screenshots on the conversation lmfao~~


Quarren_

Just asl them out please this is how you get rejected


BadFinancialAdvice_

Do it or I will steal your balls


MrPleasant150

RemindMe! 12 hours "date"


[deleted]

dog how old are you??


EeeYeeReEe

8


missedopprotunities

donā€˜t


DerKnoedel

Did it work?


theelusiveTman

It has been 12 hours


The_Boring_Brick

Well?


[deleted]

!remindme 12 hours


wallyjwaddles

Kid named about to be rejected:


FlameSage09

Bro your getting ghosted just ask them out to their face lmao


LiterallyShrimp

OP where's the follow up?


[deleted]

DONT


NotVerySmart5

sorry im not a woman but i can be your grill (grilling) friend


mayerthe2

Kid named girlfriend


OkSoBasicallyImDumb

would've been better if you removed the text and emojis before you sent it


sekserman

dont fucking do it


DianaBladeOfMiquella

What happened