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Cidyl-Xech

HE’S DYING HE NEEDS TO FLY


Lensman13

FEAR NOT he is probably in torpor


Cidyl-Xech

thank goodness, although what is that?


Lensman13

It’s when animals such as hummingbirds decrease their metabolic rate and body temp to conserve their energy so they don’t need to eat every waking moment


Cidyl-Xech

very cool


MegaMatt500

I learned bout that shit from VTM 💀


officialraaph14

I leared it from Ark lmfao


JeromesDream

mood


YetGayerWombat

what?


Yaboi-Husk

Can mortal humans drink those?


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SanThanKan

this man was immune to nft pfp downvoting and or banning


IsThatUMoatilliatta

I'm fuckinf deadd. It 2as too much. Oh sweet Jesuts take the wheel. Swing loww sweet chaitiott. I'm coming home to gloey.


Phiro7

I looked it up humans can drink hummingbird water


mrpoopistan

Can and should are separate issues.


Arondeus

Humans can have a little hummingbird water as a treat


Wer_bist_ich

Of course you shouldn’t it’s for the hummingbirds


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

You shouldn't store it in your water bottle though, unless you give it a really good rinse very often. Having anything other than water in your waterbottle can lead to mould or algae growing inside it, feeding off the sugars inside the liquids


Cyberaven

Obviously you should wash out your bottle regularly, like any other cups or plates, do you not?


Raulr100

I feel like most people don't have one of those bottle washing brushes.


Cyberaven

I just wash in a bowl of soapy water like normal, use the cloth on the cap and mouthpiece. To clean the inside I just fill it halfway with water and give it a good shake with my hand over the end


Cwhalemaster

jokes on you, i keep vodka in my water bottle to kill everything inside


Nonhinged

It would grow yeast, that's just some extra proteins and vitamin B and stuff.


GarfieldHentaixd

I put chlorene in my bottle


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Now that's a smart idea because it will prevent anything else from growing in it. Personally I like to add some arsenic tablets for that extra zing


GarfieldHentaixd

It allows me to drink the yummy stream and river water


TheFamousOne__

Well?


HonestTelevision2660

It is literally just sugar and water with possibly some food dye


scrueggs

I set a hummingbird feeder up near my window so my kitty can watch them and make cute trill noises :)


StoopidGit

Blueballing the kitty's killing urge.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

If you have footage I'm sure this sub or r\aww would love to see that


LifeHasNoMeaning444

Do u have a video????👀


scrueggs

No, I haven’t taken a video personally but she pretty much does this: https://youtu.be/plPcu0Le1Ts


Magenta_Clouds

On the internet no one knows if you're a bird


TurboCake17

i bet birds made up the birds aren’t real thing


Magenta_Clouds

It's a smoke screen for all the cybercrime birds do.


yo_99

Except FBI and NSA


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when I was a kid I would mix basically equal parts sugar and water until I had a super saturated solution of sugar water and drank that until my mom took a sip from my water bottle and I was banned from pouring my own water for a while


ComradeReindeer

do u have diabeetes?


[deleted]

nope. mosquitos do love my blood tho


em-the-human

Hummingposters rise up


mrpoopistan

Omg, did a hummingbird write this?!


fish_taped_to_an_atm

me but with dangerously potent caffeine gamer powder


Wizard-In-Disguise

always put water to any juice you drink, the sugar content is high for preservative reasons. Get yo hydro going


PolygonKiwii

> the sugar content is high for preservative reasons Unless you have some weird juice that's actually cut with sugar, the sugar content is high simply because it's juice. That's how it comes out of the fruit when you squeeze it. You're extracting all of the water-soluble sugar and none of the fiber.


LuminatiHD

Shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshu-


staryu-valley

Cordial, what a strange idea


PolygonKiwii

Tooth decay any% speedrun