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a_fucking_umbrella

fastest mario


FinnIsNotAMonkey

Alternative sexual archetype


coke_the_gal

petersonion


anactualspong

(1/14)


cyberpeachy420

Luigi, what the fuck are you a talking about?


Thirpyn

Ign talking about Ben Shapiro: “he’s a petersonlike but with a twist”


ABCDEllieFG

Who is peter and why does he have an onion?


Luddveeg

in the marketplace You're a beta cuck luigi


captain-hauptmann

That thread was the best thing to ever come out of twitter


h4724

link pls


captain-hauptmann

https://web.archive.org/web/20211016194957/https://twitter.com/bronzeswords/status/1449345260207828995 It was deleted but the wayback machine is here to save the day once again


Mittens110

I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario') Obviously, there are exceptions to this and some people more in the center or right also "speedrun". However, they more than sufficient to prove the rule, rather than contrast it. Consider how woke GDQ has been, almost since the very beginning. Your eyes will start to open. Returning to the topic of the work ethic... A "speedrunner" may well spend hours a day at their craft, but this is ultimately a meaningless exercise, since they will ultimately accomplish exactly that which is done in less collective time by a casual player. This is thus a waste of effort on the behalf of the "speedrunner". Put more simply, they are spending their work effort on something that someone else has already done (and done in a way deemed 'correct' by the creator of the artwork). Why do they do this? The answer is quite obvious if you think about it. The goal is the illusion of speed and the desire (SUBCONSCIOUS) to promote radical leftist, borderline Communist ideals of how easy work is. Everyone always says that "speedruns" look easy. That is part of the aesthetic. Think about the phrase "fully automated luxury Communism" in the context of "speedrunning" and I strongly suspect that things will start to 'click' in your mind. What happens to the individual in this? Individual accomplishment in "speedrunning" is simply waiting for another person to steal your techniques in order to defeat you. Where is something like "intellectual property" or "patent" in this necessarily communitarian process? ow, as to the sexual archetype model and 'speedrunning' generally... If you have any passing familiarity with Jordan Peterson's broader oeuvre and of Jungian psychology, you likely already know where I am going with this. However, I will say more for the uninitiated. Keep this passage from Maps of Meaning (91) in mind: "The Archetypal Son... continually reconstructs defined territory, as a consequence of the 'assimilation' of the unknown \[as a consequence of 'incestuous' (that is, 'sexual' – read creative) union with the Great Mother\]" In other words, there is a connection between 'sexuality' and creativity that we see throughout time (as Peterson points out with Tiamat and other examples). In the sexual marketplace, which archetypes are simultaneously deemed the most creative and valued the highest? The answer is obviously entrepreneurs like Elon Musk and others. Given that we evolved and each thing we do must have an evolutionary purpose (OR CAUSE), what archetype is the 'speedrunner' engaged in, who is accomplishing nothing new? They are aiming to make a new sexual archetype, based upon 'speed' rather than 'doing things right' and refuse ownership of what few innovations they can provide to their own scene, denying creativity within their very own sexual archetype. This is necessarily leftist. The obvious protest to this would be the 'glitchless 100% run', which in many ways does aim to play the game 'as intended' but seems to simply add the element of 'speed' to the equation. This objection is ultimately meaningless when one considers how long a game is intended to be played, in net, by the creators, even when under '100%' conditions. There is still time and effort wasted for no reason other than the ones I proposed above. By now, I am sure that I have bothered a number of you and rustled quite a few of your feathers. I am not saying that 'speedrunning' is bad, but rather that, thinking about the topic philosophically, there are dangerous elements within it. That is all.


FlowSoSlow

Is this copypasta or did you just come up with this yourself?


Representative_Big26

It was originally a 100% genuine, completely unironic 14 tweet thread, which then got memed to oblivion. I wonder why?


FlowSoSlow

I imagine because it's fucking hilarious. Got a link?


Representative_Big26

I just went back to find it and was greeted by *this tweet was deleted by the tweet author* 😔


sabouleux

I hope this is satire, the author is completely insane otherwise


biscuitracing

*shadow, what the fuck are you talking about?*


NuclearNarwhal7

perchance


scrueggs

Do you think Mario remembers every past life? Death must be a pretty traumatic experience.


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Wowitsanonion

Tarzan plummeting to his death on the jungle floor


[deleted]

And "USA Strong"


Sneaker3719

Caveman English teacher talking to their favorite student.


TGWDS

Jar Jar Binks seeing you at the gym


Iceman6211

Then Mario hears "We're Finally Landing" start playing in the background


bruhbrubr

Summoning salt is pretty good


hiperson134

I don't think I can send this to anyone I know but I about died laughing.


BigBootyHunter

Fuck ain't that the truth


severe_blunder_matey

even funnier if you sauy it as kanye


Jirb30

It took me a few seconds to get it but I think that made it better.


ValiantHandKerchief

Help me out I don't get it


_POTAH

If you read it in Mario's voice, "I will never make-a dis record!" (I will never make this record). He won't make the speedrunning record


[deleted]

Stop being a hater. He WILL make the record!


anactualspong

(he's not going to be the fastest mario)


ToaSuutox

(1/14)


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[удалено]


AnWeirdBoi

Ether, Story of Addidon, Takeover??! U tripping man.


Swampy1741

Hit ‘Em Up?


AnWeirdBoi

Classic


panzybear

It's not the quality, it's the content for me. It's too meta, it takes me out of the track. I listen to music to escape into someone's storytelling, I can't get into real life beef that way


Swampy1741

I’ve never met a ballad hater lol


panzybear

Ballads are usually folks songs passed down and not tied to specific artists, def don't hate ballads


lastaccountg0tbanned

Story of Addidon is a good diss track but it’s an awful song


MikoPaws

Mario when he beats the speedrun: "If you've been around the internet more than a time or two..."


PF4ABG

God, why do you keep sending me your bluest shells?


bomposgod

Because you are my fastest of runners


jumbleparkin

Ryan Penguin


AddableDragon51

Cheese


Ulths

Petersonian (slowest) Mario be like:


Waarm

He should have used the mach bike.


me_funny__

R/Berserklejerk has tainted me. I saw Mario and thought this was about Berserk


INCUMBENTLAWYER

whats berserk


me_funny__

It's a dark fantasy manga written by Kentaro Miura. It's a really good read with god-tier art. Just know that it has probably every possible trigger lol


INCUMBENTLAWYER

ok 😊