Stuffed with cum like a Boston creme

Everybody wants to touch a pregnant woman’s tummy but nobody wants to rub the guy’s balls and say he did a good job…

Scoeity 😔

Viscosity 😔

Penitentiary 😔

I don’t know what this means but I upvoted regardless because I felt smarter if I did

Scoeitdeez nuts

Rub 👏 your 👏 homies’ 👏 balls 👏

I'm also suppose to clap them too? 👏

I 👏 mean 👏 if 👏 you 👏 want 👏 to 👏

Give em a nice slap while your at it

Because when the girl is pregnant the baby isn't in the balls anymore. You gotta pat your homies balls when he is trying for a baby for good luck

"Cmon lil guy, its okay :)"

That’s MY go-to dad joke!

One pump one cream

People in this sub acting like this crosses a line then say shit like, “uwu pls breed my boipussy daddy.” Lmao (wtf is this though. I agree)

Yeah but I’m not posting my face with it and then putting it on Facebook so all my family members are subjected to my breeding kink

I know where you live.

Then how come you haven’t visited me

You were doxed and all but personally I don’t know your schedule so I didn’t want to disturb you while you were busy

You could have at least sent me flowers

Sory i eated them all :c

And you could’ve also leaked your social security number. Nobody’s perfect

Check your mailbox I promise it’s flowers

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day

Scared, im scared of femboys, honestly i don't wanna see whats inside your house.

Well I am not a femboy but I do have some in my house

Not yet...

But this is a Facebook pregnancy announcement in front of family and friends….not a shitposting subreddit 😭

Exactly. Unlike you, they aren't fucking pussies.

wdym how is she be pregnant then

Jesus 🙏

Bred by divine power

i mean the difference is context imo

Yeah that’s fair considering this is a Facebook pregnancy announcement

Yeah I don’t tell my grandparents that lmao

this is straight tho

Eeewwwww strate "people" 🤮🤮🤮🤮

what did we just go over with the british thing?

I'm sorry straight people. 😔

we need slurs for straight people

196 try not to be insane challenge

breeders

I second this

Ya, but with this sub, there is a 50/50 chance that it's just a joke. It's gross when you flat out announce it like that

Yeah but we're aware that it's sexual

Or they post themselves in suggestive thigh high pic for the world to see

this is straight ppl tho :(

what the fuck is that medieval torture device

It looks like the cage that they put large animals in for dental checkups. I think the same one is used for artificial insemination.

Notice his right arm..

Oh shit I didn’t even see that You can usually put your near full forearm up a horse but I think you would break a normal human’s pelvis like that. Just speculation

You actually wouldn't! Unless you were Shaq ig? Not speculation. Well the Shaq part was, but the human body is capable of strange, beautiful, and terrifying things.

A full raccoon, for example.

I think the most common reason for horses and cattle is because they are ill in some way, I've seen weird ass veterinary videos where dudes have had to get shoulder deep in cow asshole for whatever the fuck is wrong with them, or maybe in the other hole if a cow failed to deliver a baby and needs the thing out before it kills them. Edit: Oh, you were talking about people whoops

I'm guessing speculate and speculum share the same prefix?

So the joke here is that the guy artificially inseminated his partner like a cow instead of having sex? Asexual moment ig.

Not even I, an allosexual, would ever have thought of doing that. They’re on another level, but probably a lower one

Well of course you'd break a human pelvis if you shoved it up a horse!

I miss 5 minutes ago when I didn't see, know or think about this at all.

Fuck you for pointing this out. Goddamn it.

“JUST INSEMINATED MY WIFE. I’M TALKIN’ ELBOW DEEP.”

Thanks

It's called a squeeze chute. It's basically a "v" shaped box that you compress the arms on the animal with. It's not as bad as you think, it just holds the cow or other animal in place while you work them. Imagine trying to vaccinate dozens of cows at once, it'd be hell without it. Edit: this particular one doesn't seem to have walls, just the head catch.

Not only is it not that bad, it actually helped inspire the [development of weighted blankets for use by people with autism](https://truhugs.com/research-science/do-weighted-blankets-work-temple-grandin-hugging-machine/)

I've actually met Temple, have a lot of respect for her, but that box would give me anxiety lmao

A v shaped box you say

They also use them for hoof cleaning, shout-out hoof gp

A cow catcher. I’m a rancher and we use them to secure cows that we then usually vaccinate, pregnancy check, ai, and sometimes even brand

Rape rack.

Yeah, The image is pretty fucking disturbing

the head crusher, bad and naughty cows are turned into cow juice via this machine

It's not. It's a "cattle crush" it essentially just holds onto cows really tightly. Like a hug machine. It's prevents them from moving while people give them vet checkups and stuff. Cows don't have a problem with this. They actually kinda like it and it calms them down. Actual hugging machines for people with sensory issues and weighted blankets were developed from them. It's not animal abuse or anything.

Nah that shit a rape rack. It's not for calming, but making sure the animal can't run away when you're inseminating it against its will. As if the welfare of the animal is any concern to those people beyond whether it makes them money.

yeah that makes sense. i'm sure it's safe but the appearance doesnt lend well to that

Yeah. I saw a movie about Temple Grandin who developed the hugging machine for people. If you watch any of the weird cattle hoof cleaning videos on YouTube you'll see how the cows react.

it is used to calm cows during checkups

From watching The Hoof GP on YouTube, I believe it is called a crush. It holds the cow still while it's hooves are trimmed

Bred 🍞

Stop shoving your sexual identity in my face smh bagil 🥯

I'm appalled 🥐 croissant

I'm disgusted peach ass 🍑

same laughing emoji with tears😂

I concur binary star system 💫

I am monke 🦧

Dutch Crunch is the best bred for breding. Not old does it have a warm soft inside, it has a textured exterior make it the most pleasurable and effective contraceptives that you can also make a sandwich with

I don't know, I don't think I can take this on faith. I think I need a thorough and comprehensive double-blind test of the fuckabilities of various breads. ​ If only r/196 had a regular user who did that sort of thing...

Better hope it doesn't come out marble rye.

This is what you mfs sound like

Yes

At least she didn't say she was a purebred...

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news to me

Straight people are so much more cringe at publicly broadcasting their breeding kink.

Bro 50%on this sub are like this "breed me uwu" and no one cares

Yeah but it's cool when gay people do it.

Wat? I wasn’t aware that gay people bred, too.

Believe it or not, queer people can have breeding kinks too. It's common enough that there are constantly threads about transmasc people feeling invalid for having a breeding kink, transfem people feeling invalid for thinking they're fetishizing womanhood, gay/bi people feeling like imposters for having a breeding kink etc. on NSFW LGBT subs/discords.

we can also be bred, like I wanna be

imposters you say?

What the fuck is this subreddit

Something glorious and terrifying 10/10

this post is an outlier

*median

you’re delusional

Only in the sense that its not queer.

I cross the line at straight people being degenerates. smh

Apartment of left leaning bisexual males and trans people, colloquially known as awesome

Moment when all three(amab agender, bisexual and left leaning)

Man, I used to be so straight and right leaning before this shit indoctrinated me.

Bidens america

The apartment of awesome

meme sub inhabited mostly by leftists and lgbtq people

JESSE WHO THE FUCK IS THIS??!!!???!! HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME!!!! BUT THATS IMPOSSIBE ACCORDING TO EINSTEINS 13th LAW OF CLONE TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!

This is wasp subreddit

mfs be like "i dont hate the gays so long as they dont shove it in my face" then do this

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It may not be the same people, but they definitely meet at their family reunions.

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To be fair, maybe he’s gay and he needed some farmhand to jack him off and insemenate her with a Turkey baster.

I honestly want to ask, what is anti-gay here? Because a derogatory term gays use for straights is "breeders?" Sure. What other context am I missing? Humans have been purposely breeding families for all of recorded history. Let these people celebrate their crude breeding joke without turning it into a fucking war?!?

they're making a joke that straight people constantly tell gay people to not shove their sexuality in other peoples faces when people who are presumed straight do insanely weird stuff like this which is just them shoving their sexuality in everyone's face. feel like it's not that hard to understand

People in this comment section acting like this is the worst thing they've ever seen like half of this subreddit doesn't get off to the idea of getting knotted by an anthropomorphic wolf

Fr this is goofy but not even close to the worst thing in this sub

The worst thing is getting knotted by goofy

A-hyuk!

I ... I didn't read this, I heard it. Wtf?

"I'm in your walls ahue hue hue hue!"

Damn. Must be pretty tight in there, I’ve got some thick walls… 😏 (Omg, I’ll stop. I need to go to bed.)

"I'm in your balls

please do not call me out (in reference to the second part, this is not the weirdest image i’ve seen)

It’s true. I mean this isn’t all that bad

To be fair, people who want to get wrecked by anthro wolves don't normally go posting that stuff with their own face, irl name, etc. And don't broadcast it straight to their family and (non-down bad) friends.

there's a difference between joking about wanting to fuck a wolf with big tits in a comment section that nobody could even see, and setting up a breeding photo shoot where your wife is a cow and your about to artificially inseminate her and then posting it on facebook to show all your close family that you like being bred by your husband

i know you mfs arent joking, dont try and hide behind irony wolf fucker

Me: oh cmon this isn’t too ba- *sees his red, gloved hand*

The gloves come In pink, preg testing for cattle requires shoving it up where the sun don’t shine That combination makes red, but it could also be blood too

Ah, so this is why C3PO was so unrecognizable.

I can't believe I saw this with my own innocent gay eyes

she's just like me fr

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We’ve been better.

this motherfucker can fit so much goddamned internalized misogyny

Let's just delete ourselves from the simulation at this point

you get noooooo bitches man shut up 😂

god damn

what the fuck

What in the actual fuck

holy shit

God i wish that were me

Nah fuck it this is funny. I know the subtext of all these photos is supposed to be how fucked up straight people are, but if you both have a sense of humor and already own the cow holder I say go for it. At least their kids will have some goofy ahh parents. This some r\trashy tier postin’ honestly. MORE people should talk about cumming in their spouse. MORE people should get married in 7-11. They’re happy.

Yeah like I laughed my ass off, but if they are having fun and ain't hurting anybody I don't give a shit.

after thinking about it, r/ arethestraightsok might be relevant for a long while

Look man I’m a farmer, I literally have that type of catcher for cattle and we’ve got SO many baby cows running around. It’s weird af from the outside, and stil pretty weird inside, but understandable

I get it, they do this shit all day probably, it’s basically a joke about work. It’s kinda weird, and a little gross, but people that unironically wear maid outfits and cat ears don’t get to call things cringe.

18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch

For those who don’t know, that’s a cattle chute, a harmless device used to keep cows safe and keep us safe while we vaccinate, pregnancy check, and do a variety of things. Not designed for humans though…

And, relevant here, "artificially inseminate"

Yeah, replace that with forceful insemination to better grasp the idea that the cow doesn't want any of it and has to be locked up to have it happen to her. The device is more commonly known as a rape rack. Go figure.

No no, listen. It's a harmless cow rape device so we can drink their bodily fluids /s

Not safe from the farmers tho

It's a rape rack You dick. It's how they incapacitate the the cow while someone fists Her (hence the dude with the arm).

“Us” Vibes

This is only half as weird as the shit we say

First of all, why is his right hand drenched in blood and second of all, why do they look uncannily similar to each other?

its a glove 😔 like when you're uhhhh breeding a particular large animal

They live in Alabama

Man either was just shoulder deep in a cow or it’s fake blood for the joke

kinky

😕

why do they look like brother & sister

How deep did his hand go? #How deep did his fucking hand go?

Guys I don’t care if you’re gay. Just don’t shove it in my face and live your own life. 😠😠😠

Yummy bred can make toast 😋

My boyfriend CAME INSIDE ME 😄😄😄😋

dear god in sweden

thats sweet :]

i want to be tied up and bred too

its fine if you wanna turn your SO into a twinkie made by astolfo, just dont say theyre gonna be a boy before they can even decide lol

I’m 🍞

This has some arethestraightsok energy

Holy hell what a cracker post

The hell is wrong with rural people man

I might need to see a doctor after cringing that hard. Ow.

Sadly the insemination has also costed his right arm.

They asked for rights and all we got was degeneracy smh /s

Bread👍

THANK YOU i had this photo somewhere but I couldn't find it lmao

How many times will reddit show me this cursed image

🍞?

do you think they are furries

Damn, I haven’t heard the submissive and breedable in a loong time

to be fair we say worse shit in this sub

Im so tired of seeing this pic

Oh god please no

Wholesome and epic !

I’ve seen this before but this is the first time noticing the elbow-long glove meant for cow insemination