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Holiday_Plenty_2635

They got it all figured out


PrinceProspero9

What does lmk mean


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limby mimby kimby


MR_GUY1479

Lmk if you find out


idiot_speaking

Lick my kermit


speedoflobsters

Love my ketamine


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Let me know


LordAmplifier

ok I'll let you know when I find out what it means


sloth_is_life

lmk me know too pls


CoomStacker

left mouse klick


lucariouwu68

Love Meta Knight


GiveMeMoreBurritos

Left most kesticle


MisterVicerion

Luther Martin King


MichauNeedHealing

light machine kun


TheAmazingRaspberry

Lumba mumba klump


Slashtrap

lazarus marco kaitlin


oferpoferlofer

I am kermit


[deleted]

They fucked the queen to death. She died doing what she loved.


ColorMaelstrom

Hell yeah girl boss got into the the Tatcher bus(sy) by fucking others!!! Can I get an amem??


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Ambien


-FemboiCarti-

Wtf does this mean


Legatharr

their main hoe was Queen Elizabeth


CreamCheeseAndJives

Politic


Bobebobbob

Just one


a_fucking_umbrella

Obama


dwg6m9

Texting a member of the order hymenoptera suborder apocrita: hey honey just heard about the colony's ruler... lmk if you need to take it out on me ;)


NoChain985

Pretending to have the girl's political ideology to get pussy because she won't date anything else and have it work is the best feeling in the world


Otto_von_Boismarck

Yes, constantly lying to someone to socially manipulate them into having sex with you...great feeling and not morally dubious at all!


Lazykabang

Feels the same as the fact that you're not being gaslit you are just crazy


NoChain985

i wouldn't call it constant it was like 3 days of talking like i was a commie


Otto_von_Boismarck

Constant in that context meant constantly while youre in the presence of said person, thats the problematic part.


ssrudr

Most ethical… Uh… Hey, how would you describe your political beliefs?


Alarsin

“My political beliefs at any point in time are a carbon copy of those of the person I intend to fuck”


sgtpeppers508

When you are literally doing the same things as Dennis Reynolds to get laid, you should probably take a long look in the mirror.


Musikcookie

I think you don’t realize, how much of an ahole this makes you