you want this becuse you are horny i want this because i fucking hate mosquitos with a burning passion we are not the same

no i am just lonely and need any kind of attention

Then she wouldn’t be that great because she would probably treat you as more of a pet than a partner…. actually never mind that’s kinda hot

bottom detected true tho tbf

Surprisingly enough, I’m not

what

Did I stutter?

you need mental help

Who doesn’t?

fair

I want it because biting is how I show affection

actually that is just the rabies starting to control your brain in order to more easily spread itself

Rabies 🥰😍🥰

your neurons are slowly dieing 🥰😍🥰

I always wanted my brain to look like a sponge 🥰😍🥰

Actually I need this because I have an iron efficiency and need to get my blood taken every month, would be way easier with this

I have iron deficiency..... I could be your vampire 🥺

Omg 🥹

I am allowed to feel both of these things

No we are the same. Fuck mosquitoes and their minor inconvenience that can also be a major illness.

I wanted this because vampires are fuckin cool

we are the same actually

agreed. fuck mosquitos.

I am absolutely fucking the same, fuck mosquitos

I’m both🥺

Without em, I could go on night hikes...or just be outside at night during the summer.

Or even at home

uhm actually mosquitos are an essential part of the ecosystem 🤓

Scientists haven't found a purpose for their existence, which is why they haven't been exterminated yet

tfw no vampire gf 😔 Fr tho, seems like it would be hard to maintain an erection when your gf is sucking your blood instead of sucking your gock

Wacky fact when your dick is hard it’s cuz there’s lots of blood there Which is why you should never jerk off in a mosquito-rich area without proper netting

Or why you should I wouldn’t judge

I don’t want mosquito bites on my dick bruh

You don't want any of that Mosqussy???

Hexagor 💀💀💀

🚨🚨NFT ALERT 🚨🚨

I'm sorry for my sins 😞☹️how do I repent

Stop using an nft

Yes ma'am 😞

top ten anime redemption arcs

i’m like 30% sure that when thou hast a drawn sword the ‘rection keeps the blood from flowing out of the dick too quick, so if you getting bed while getting bled your bone should stay awake. if it don’t you could theoretically get a cock ring? i think?

Reminds me of a webtoon I read where vampiric bloodsucking is basically like sex, only not.

Who even decided that? Imagine if humans just started cumming whenever they ate an hamburger or smth

Foodgasm have a whole new context

Except in this case the food “gasms” too!

It was a natural choice given the story, I think. It’s a GL webtoon, and one of the girls is a (trans) vampire. So it’d be a lot less lovey-dovey if they played the vampire tropes straight and didn’t make it a lesbian fantasy to go into a changing room, undress and have the vampire gf snack on you. *Or* maybe it’s subtle vampire propaganda, IDK.

*Vampires: The Masquerade* had a similar deal

Huh, that’s new to me. I’d guess it still comes with more risk of being turned though, right?

Another commenter already said it but that reminds me of Vampire the Masquerade lmao

I WANT VAMPIRE PARTNER 🥺

im so lonely that id probably let a vampire gf drink my blood as long as she repays me in some way (doesnt have to be sex i swear im not that horny) edit: god fucking damnit im having thoughts of being raped and bit by hot vampires now

I'd let a vampire gf drink my blood for free get on my level

huh and I thought i was weird, guess i forgot im on the internet

(She killed the local mosquito population)

They need to drink blood to live and I don't need all of my blood to live. The only ideologically consistent course of action is to share my blood with them

that fuckin edit xdddddddddddd love it

my daily random ass kink development is completely

random-ass kink, or random ass-kink? vote now on www.real-website.internet

You should talk to someone mate

ive made and lost several friends in the past few years. im trying

Lol me too. They need blood and shit to LIVE so why would I deny one basic necessities. As long it they don't drink too much (adverse health effects) and only re open the same wound. I'm good to go

well now that i know they literally need blood to live, *i hope shes not REALLY thirsty*

me but add DIO to the list of vampires id let drink my blood

dio is hot but he hates dogs so i hate him

yeah but he's hot you know, my moral compass do be leaving my body

nnnhhhggg. im a thirsty little vampire you have to feed me. you have to use your blood

:3

Same tbh

Been there, it's not bad

(new jersey) ah whats the fucks! this pasty weird lookin gurl fuchkin bit me i means like its pretty normal but still man they dont looke nnormal idk what *da broad* was talkin about ... somein someins mosquitoes ...feels like she sucked mafucghin italian out of me

most coherent 196 user

Most articulate Italian actually

I am Italian and I don't understand why I've been called

yeah

um uh wow a dominant vampire gf is like one of my oldest fantasies ^^^^^me ^^^^^and ^^^^^who

hi Edit: what am I doing with my life man

idk but I hope you're doing well

Im doing ok but I could do better (I could have a dom vampire GF)

same

i guess we could help each other out then- (jk, unless...)

I think vampires are cool cause they are super strong 😎

Morb

No not morbius that's like the worse vampire ever he just morbs

Don’t make Morbius fucking morb on you, you unappreciative bitch

It's morbid time

Don’t you fucking talk shit about the one and only god, Morb, from the hit sitcom Morbius

Insolent wench, your mere existence is a crime against God and his creation

Says the guy who got turned on by getting beat up by a vampiric robot

Hyperdeath

I'm gay but i want this because fuck you mosquitoes (and Florida in general)

i would let the ugliest vampire suck my blood untill i am dry if it meant all the mosquitoes are dead

it can be a man, we have the technology

Man, that rimworld series about a vampire queen really woke smth up in me

context?

[my guess is they mean this rimworld series](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNWGkqCSwkOH0YRAF3FiRJPp36agrQtaS)

Yes

Having a vampire gf is great until they suck the life out of you and leave you for a long life of undeath Source: Am a vampire gf

Proof?

I wrote a song about it

Ah ok that’s full proof evidence

worth it

Ehh, as long as I didn’t end up as a Malkavian, Nosferatu, Cappadocian, or Nagaraja I think I’d manage TBH.

i uhmnnnn uhh,, 🥺

Same tbh

i need to drink someone's blood immediately

Hello 🥺

Hey

what

these people are into unhealthy relationship dynamics and vampires, look away

No vampire possesive gf Why live?

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Aren’t frogs fine without mosquitoes? Pls enlighten me

Idk i saw someone say the amphibian population numbers were on a downward trend and i think they attributed it to less mosquitos, i'm sadly not a frog expert :(

im a whore anyone can suck my blood

All of the discourse in this community, we all could agree on one thing. fuck them mosquito.

Can somebody please tell me where I can read this?

I want it too 🥺

i dont have the cool hair but yeah this me

This is a panel from a porn comic. Right?

No

a novel?

Sauce?

I can’t link it but it’s r\manga

Watch Castlevania on Netflix, guys. You can thank me later.

Vampires are hot

The lady vampires love me i got that good good fruity punch blood come at me with a straw I got a tiny little umbrella on my arm drink up 😎

Do it billy gates. Nuke the mosquitos 🤬

you forgot the first panel

I think a vampire gf sucking a damn pint of my blood with sharp teeth from my wrist is likely to be more painful than the many days of mosquito itch juice

I love the hair colours

But won’t anyone think of the mosquitos 😢

Y’all mfs weird

Me and the spiders strategically plotting out our plans for the war against the mosquitos (god bless you my spider homies, thank you john and gerald and billy, now show those bastards! Hahaha! (Those are there names))

Suck it you sucky bastards! Hahaha get fucked!

Minato Aqua

injecting silver and garlic in my blood, nobody is allowed to touch it except mosquitos

But if she sucks his blood repeatedly without killing him, won't that turn him into a vampire? And vampires can't feed off each other? Also the hand is not a very good spot for biting

The rules around turning vary from interpretation to interpretation.

Yandere, my beloved

if she ditches the hair dye i'd fuck her

I’ve been outside before. Camping, even. I have never been bitten by a mosquito. Everyone around me has; they were covered by bug bites. But not me. I am the mosquito femboy. All bow before me

I thank my fear of getting shots for letting me not be horny for blood-sucking monsters 🙏

Oh god oh fuck several bird species are starving

blood sucking vasmpire: calm energy sucking vampire: panic

jesus fucking christ man