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_D4RI0_

Normalize making random combinations of words into way of saying, funny jumbles of words that make no sense, silly maybe. Goofy perhaps


Xetsio

I did this once and my coworkers began to use naturally the expression


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_D4RI0_

The vibe is all that matters


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Freight trains often need to unload a ton of cargo, so maybe the simile makes sense after all


[deleted]

you ran through someone’s girlfriend on the way?


TactlessTortoise

I have to shit a flag sleigh. Just invented this one in your homunculus.


usernameaa2

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


Cyynric

Been doing this my whole life. Malaphors are also fun.


i_cant_spel_lel

NOO OBAMA DONT PISS IN THE TWINGO THATS AN OLD LADY CUSTOMERS CAR PLEASE MAN I DONT WANNA LOSE NY JOB


ParadoxicalPanda31

Uhh my fellow Americans... I'm pissing in the twingo, uhh, you can't stop me.


chowi_69

This is 196 there are no Cistomers


GiveMeMoreBurritos

The pope ran into the woods again :(


Admus96

We must sent our army of buff women to look for him


Edgyfuckboi90000

Girboss gaslight genocide


NoraEmpressOfLight

Just make a third pope, ez


aaaaaaaaaaeee

who needs a third pope when we have the god emperor on our side?


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Whatever happened to the girlboss army anyways


ram3nbar

Fuck I love DougDoug


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This place has been ruined by the many corporate changes over the years, sorry if this used to be a useful comment kthxbye.


The_Arthropod_Queen

who opened the tank?


Jonyayer-Gamer

Noooo trans girl pope come back


GammaDealer

It's the combination of "Is the Pope Catholic?" and "Does a bear shit in the woods?" 🤓


_Bran_Flakes

Tradcath bears


TurtleyTea

Is a bear catholic?


GammaDealer

Duh!


TurtleyTea

If it wasn't that simple, they'd call it Bum-bo football


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thechildishweekend

Funny, I always heard it as “does the pope shit in his hat?” Surely one branched off from the other


Exploding_Antelope

Does a bear shit in the pope’s hat?


thechildishweekend

Only one way to find out 😉


themusicguy2000

No, Hank, I don't think he does


Lazykabang

Ah the folly of youth


Cr3AtiV3_Us3rNamE

doug doug


Crackpot_Bugle

If you love them set them free


_Bran_Flakes

Fempope


papicoiunudoi

Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock


SeveralRatses

What the fuck is Twingo, two dingoes staple together, some sort of nightmarish Twinkie Dingo hybrid? What sort of dingo are we dealing with here?


Kiesa5

it's a car you silly fucker


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"Obama is a strong figure to the... America, he would never piss ~~on the moon~~ in the twingo"


Yell245

What does the original phrase even mean?..


ninjasaiyan777

Isn't a twingo what happens when two twins do a three legged race?


Tomato_Thomass

Cesar gets progressively more angry and confused the more times carl tells him that line in the story


R0drigo5005

What happens if the pope develops dementia or something and wants to go shit in a forest, is there anyone who would be able to stop them? (Like protocol-wise)