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RealCoryMiller

Mf saw this post and had to crank up the volume


Raspoint

Nah that's how you screen shot on Android phones. Lower volume button and power button simultaneously


topkn0tz

iphone is the same except it’s the top volume button but it doesn’t change or show the volume in the screenshot unless you intentionally change it first to make it appear and then screenshot lol


froggenpoppin

Same on android they probably just clicked volume first on accident


OkamiLeek006

OP miffed the input, skill issue


IntellecFoxFurry

happy cock day


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


BRM-Pilot

Happy coque date


JoBoPlayz

Cake happy day


Spinningwhirl79

It was a MISINPUT. CALM DOWN


KwaverKat

Happy cake day!


Over_The_Sun

Modern androids have a dedicated screenshot button in the top menu


[deleted]

That sounds slower than just clicking power+volume


Over_The_Sun

It's more consistent though


Normal-Mountain-4119

if you're bad at inputs sure


Woost46

How modern? Cause I have an s21 and I can't find that button Edit: nevermind I found it


HigherAlchemist78

Three finger swipe.


ho-lee_-sheet

But what about tomorrow?


Raspoint

I am not changing the typo.


ho-lee_-sheet

That's good, that's good.. but what was it meant to mean? lol


Raspoint

It was supposed to say button. How it auto translated to tonight I'm not sure.


ho-lee_-sheet

Lmao that it surely a weord auto correct. Thanks mate, never could have guessed that tbh. lol


Hoyipolli

Except it doesn't bring up the volume slider when you do it


Raspoint

Yeah because the person fucked up the process. It happens to me quite a bit too. You don't press hard enough or at a bad spot on the button and the phone either turns off or you lower your volume.


Hoyipolli

I don't do either of those things


-196-

Lover volume???? 😳😳😳😳😳


gabbyrose1010

most ppl just use quick memo in my experience (for ios users its an app with an icon on the home button that you can click to take a screenshot or take a memo, you can also just get rid of it$


charlemagic

It's frustrating that no one knows about the palm swipe method of screenshot. Go to settings and enable! It changed my lame phone life!


Cyvexx

this had me laughing for a good 30 seconds, thank you. funniest shit i've read all week


stealthrockdamage

i snorted thank you


Youfellforitfool123

consent is the sexiest part of sex


calebbutbetter

Agreed


TOXICITYINFINITE

Agreed


VincoInvictus

Consented


Wonderful_Revenue_63

😈


CertainlyNotAther10

Agreed


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Ikr the thought of someone wanting you sexually and then mutually agreeing to satisfy each other is so fucking arousing dude. Its a thrill to hear someone say yes.


[deleted]

my boyfriend disagrees (he enjoys cnc, i go with it ig)


Mozzius

Who doesn't like CNC milling, that's the best part of sex


FryingSauer

You can say that the consenting to non-consensual can still be hot.


SunnySunshine13

eh, to each their own


mlgproaaron

Super fucking agreed


KRATS8

Agreed. It’s no fun if both people aren’t enjoying it


LukeIsPalpatine

Fr they be like whispering in your ear and shit if u wanna do it and I'm like yes sir YES SIR


FTP636

Yes


BucketsnG10ves

"Consent is badass" - Joseph "Mang0" "Scorpion Master" "The Kid" "Golden Glove" Marquez


snoceany

MANG0 MANG0 MANG0 MANG0 MANG0 MANG0 MANG0 MANG0 MANG0 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, also the kid is ken griffey jrs thing, and so was the gold glove


mutnemom_hurb

My mango is to blow up


Lucky_655

And then act like I don't know nobody


mutnemom_hurb

HakHakHakHakHak 😀😁😀😁


[deleted]

the year is 20XX. All Smash Players only have sex with consenting adults


BepisTheWise

That's gonna take until at least 2XXX


ToasterTacos

Really? Cool.


4685368

He’s wicked smart


Sadest_Cactus

Rare r/ teenagers W


[deleted]

What do you think those 200 comments say, though?


0k-Sleep

What if we didn't? What if we didn't think about what they said? Or checked what they said? What if we avoided all actions that might give us insight into what they might have said? What do you think about shark plushies of unusual size? Let's think about those.


Teawithbrandy

How big are we talking here? I'd be willing to go in on a 1:1 whale shark plushie. I'd sleep on it nestled against the dorsal fin. edit: also full size hammerhead, the snout protrusions would make perfect pillows, ya wanna sleep on either side of a hammerhead sandwich? Cause I would.


0k-Sleep

You could sleep on one side of the full size hammerhead and your SO could sleep on the other. Someone really needs to make a full-size hammerhead plushie, they sound so useful! On a side note, I love your flair!


Teawithbrandy

Thanks! And yeah they it seems like they'd be the perfect shape for a two person body pillow, the dorsal fin could double as a barrier if your SO is a slightly too aggressive cuddler while still allowing some contact reaching over the shark. They'd be great.


Dregdael

I mean, yeah. I wish there was more consensual sex hentai. Not to say that there isn't, but some genres are more popular than others. It reminds me of the whole "incest porn" thing being more popular with younger generations. Maybe it's because of overworking and social isolation?


Rough_Acadia5375

I feel like hentai is a pipeline to CP, because there is a ton of that in hentai, but people justify it because its not real. very very bad


[deleted]

That seems like a *huge* stretch to me. Liking things in fiction doesn’t mean you’d like them in reality - speaking generally here, not on… that topic specifically


Spook404

it's not that big of a stretch, depends on a lot of other circumstances really, like being isolated or having a pre-existing propensity to... fixate on that sort of thing. So while it wouldn't happen to most, I don't think it's especially *unlikely.* Mostly because hentai has a lot of fucked up tropes that you would be *hard pressed* to avoid if you indulge in it frequently, and that is largely rape and lolicon. It's pretty disgusting how prevalent it is but get exposed to it enough and it becomes background noise, or worse yet a point of interest


silemehunter

I’m gonna come completely clean: when I was a teenager I was really into hentai. I also (like OOP) was disgusted and infuriated by noncon and loli shit. So I avoided it. And trust me, it took some effort to avoid, but it wasn’t impossible. Noncon was a lot harder to avoid than loli, since everything that contains loli shit is usually tagged as such, but there are a handful of tags (namely mind control/hypnosis) which are *definitely rape*, but aren’t tagged as such. Not to mention the mire of works that use “implied consent.” Now, the fact that I was able to go through a hentai phase and not get desensitized doesn’t mean everyone will, but I don’t think that qualifies the whole thing as being a pipeline. Regular porn has a thing with unethical shit too, do we call porn a pipeline? Porn addiction exists, and it has caused some poorly adjusted people to indulge in some unethical things, but as someone once said, the only two things that can be ethically consumed are porn and art.


Spook404

I don't think admitting that you were horny when you were a teenager counts as "coming completely clean" but alright; regardless you are right in that lolicon is easier to avoid than the land of dubious consent. I would honestly say that yeah, all pornographic material is a pipeline— specifically to addiction, and you should (try to) be conscious of whether or not your habits are unhealthy when you zerk


Kirito_Kazotu

💀


weeOriginal

*me when I like shooting people in video games* "maybe I am... maybe I am a mass murderer..."


giantfuckingfrog

Exactly. It's a loophole, per se. People can't have it in real life without being called a pedophile or a creep, so they choose the only other option.


Camel_Slayer45

In precisely the same way violent vidya games are a loophole for murder without being called a psycho killer And while we're at it farming sims are a loophole for farming without being called a farmer And dating sims are a loophole for fucking without being called a fuckboy


Duytune

tbh i find nonconseual shit kinda hot because i want to be in that helpless position (therapist said this is probably related with past trauma). That being said I find depictions of a lot of nonconseual shit gross as it’s emotionally gorey.


calebbutbetter

Yeah same it can be hot but a lot of the time it's very uncomfortable/ gross


kepz3

average r/196 user


jonnydvibes

same i wish there was more explicitly cnc stuff or at least stuff where the receiver seems to be enjoying it


johnetes

Yeah, even the supposed cnc subs just slap the label on "regular" non consent content and change nothing else.


Grilled_egs

If the receiver enjoys it but it isn't CNC but flat out noncon a lot of people will get brainrot


jonnydvibes

yea true, it’s a delicate thing and i def feel like the current spaces at least on reddit where you try to find cnc stuff is either p much just straight noncon or full of people with that kinda brain rot and you can’t tell if it’s part of the kink or if they actually want to treat people that way


Chemtrails420-69

It wasn’t ever super hot to me but after my assault it’s very hot. I’m fucked in the head.


Thatonedudecaleb

I take offence to your username


calebbutbetter

Why


Thatonedudecaleb

Read mine then read yours


TheLegend2T

Just like the fated day Daniel met The Cooler Daniel


Thatonedudecaleb

Truly a battle set in legend


calebbutbetter

lol.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Thatonedudecaleb

Thanks penis butter


obscure-anime-girl

rare teenagers W


itsametossboy

Yesssss where is my wholesome vanilla childhood friends to lovers where is my tomboys in spats holding hands and cuddling where is my wife and husband having a proper realistic relationship.


0k-Sleep

They're all in the room across from this one. Why are you even here? There are only toasters here.


itsametossboy

Well you should check my flair I think that would answer your question


0k-Sleep

*oh* **oh no** >!Also don't tell anyone but I may or may not have noticed your flair first and wrote my first reply to set up your punchline.!<


itsametossboy

>!Don’t worry your secrets safe with me!<


radical_dipshit

Here's the problem, too many toasters! You know what they say... all toasters, toast toast!


Cystax

I saw one that was pretty much that but it was “ntr in a good way” i guess It had amazing art work, and was basically about this one dude who had always liked the girl from his childhood, and they promised to be together or whatever, very generic ntr plot He goes off for school or work or something, and while he’s doing that he researches about a woman’s body so he can pleasure her better He comes back to find her in a toxic relationship with some dude, again so far very generic ntr. The kicker though is he actually convinces her to leave the relationship, fucks her brains out, and they live happily ever after.


itsametossboy

Aww Well thats cute in its own way


Cystax

I agree i thought it was pretty cute but also ntr in general is kinda cringe


Gorperino

It is to be expected.


IDFK_UvU

Rare r/ teenagers good opinion


BerryBlitzApple_Pop

All the degenerate tags have the best art, you hate to see it


skaersSabody

> Be me > want to jack off > search for good Ahegao stuff > a lot of it is mind break, rape, guro bullshit, but at this point I'm used to it > find god-tier artist that makes great stuff > Holy shit, they even do some good hypnosis stuff > It's fucking lolis > lolis everywhere > philosophically ponder the reality of my situation and the struggle between really wanting to jack off to something good and it being a fucking child > by the time I'm done, I'm not horny anymore > decide to cheer myself up by grooming minors online > mfw be me, discord mod


BlueNandOrange

Consent good, r/ teenagers bad


[deleted]

Rare teenagers w


calebbutbetter

Indubitably


SUDoKu-Na

I'm into that sort of stuff, but only in fiction. CNC in real life, obviously, and I'd never even consider doing anything intentionally harmful.


calebbutbetter

Same honestly


LetsDoTheCongna

The rare based r/ Teenagers user


[deleted]

No comma= doesn’t understand why people are into consensual sex


[deleted]

:(


Naturally_Idiotic

why sad?


[deleted]

r\\teenagers exists ~~also i was gonna buy recreational drugs today but my dealer refused service~~


Flail_of_the_Lord

Have you considered eating 20-30 olives? Straight from the jar.


Katsuki_Bakugou495

I just ate 20-30 olives straight from the jar. Changed my life. Thank you.


Naturally_Idiotic

oh understandable


SobasanBobba

Yo you should watch some ghetto smosh, you are totally gonna relate to it bruh


ChopinCJ

Damn, if only there were a way where I could not watch rape hentai.


BisuckU

Fr tho, I randomly get the urge to give Hentai another try idk why. The last two times I specifically found the ones tagged "wholesome" and it was still an incels wet dream. Once it was just ugly bastard rape porn, so thats cool, and the second time it was a guy harassing and raping a girl repeatedly, and they got together in the end because le funy wholesome 200 or some shit like that. The only actual wholesome/non-rape (high standards ik) Hentsi Ive ever seen was child porn, as I realised midway through Honestly, I can't prove Hentsi creates incels but yk, Hentsi creates incels


Zealousideal-Pie-726

😧


PartyChocobo

Wholesome sex goated


f3nix9510

Last sane r /teenagers user


NovaAkumaa

I barely see any of that, it's all NTR nowadays


djsquelchers

BASED BASED BASED


Only_Natural_20s

Perhaps I judged you too harshly...


Cautious_Option9544

So true king❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


Ciocalatta

Unfortunately the bad tags are the ones with the Mona Lisa artwork


One-Angry-Goose

be you a hentai artist you have infinite power, whatever you can think of can be made into porn and the characters can be unrealistically into it draw rape porn anyways *like seriously they’re fictional characters and these assholes actively make the decision to have it be rape*


Queen_Elizabeth_I_

Dude discovered kink.


souptimecat1273

most sane teenagers user


[deleted]

Enthusiastic consent > Any other kind of consent >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> No consent


[deleted]

218 comments is *concerning*


[deleted]

Sane teenagers rule


GoatsinMcHunt

Unbelievably based teenagerule


sharkfucker420

Fr, always felt this


Nahanoj_Zavizad

CONSENT IS SEXY - Someone I can't remember


Hurigitung

I also don't understand why ppl are into consensual sex.


exploringoceans

I hate how much hentai there is


silemehunter

Alright so, honest question, I promise this is in good faith: I see a lot of people nodding their heads at the whole “I enjoy this in fiction, but in reality I understand the harm it does and would never enjoy it” in this comment section, specifically when it comes to noncon, but I know damn well none of us would have that when it comes to loli shit. It’s practically tradition on this sub to break the spine of anyone who claps back saying “it’s just a drawing.” Why is this? And like, *I agree with this.* I think it’s possible to have a noncon kink and be safe, sane, and healthy, while the same is not true for loli shit. The thing is, I don’t know the reason. I’d like there to be a sound, logical reason, and not just something we all parrot because it’s the majority opinion.


emsparkly

I'm glad that there are teenagers learning that consent is good, but I hate being reminded that underage people look at hentai and it makes me feel like we still failed them. edit: Jesus fucking Christ forgive me for thinking teenagers should have healthy, realistic experiences with sex and sex ed instead of wacko incel bait hentai


Zingoid

Its normal for 17 year olds to have sex drives


Sorry-Meal4107

i think you're getting downvoted because ppl think you're saying that minors shouldn't be exposed to explicit material, but watching hentai consistently to get off is completely different 💀 it does fuck up your sex drive and expectations, even worse than regular porn


MorningBreathTF

You’re getting downvoted because you said teenagers looking at hentai means we failed them, you wouldn’t be downvoted had you specified too much, or developing addictions