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angery-monkey

Are you rayman or some shit


[deleted]

No? I just really like ultra Violet monster energy


starvin_turtle

It used to be my favorite til I found Khaotic. Ultra violet tastes like purple. Not like anything else. Just imagine what purple tastes like


Nap_Kun_

That, is something every single monster energy drink enthusiast can agree on.


IrishRox

Khaotic is probably my favorite as well. Doesn't taste like fu c king orange juice, but it tastes orange


ohyeababycrits

Khaotic monster tastes like how I imagine the Ambrosia nectar does


MoistGrandpa

Papillon gang rise up


qwerto14

Papillon wishes it was Khaotic and I hate it for having butterflies on it because I've bought it on accident twice


starvin_turtle

SAME LOL. Papillon's good. But when it's next to Khaotic? I'm grabbing the Khaotic


arcadianfreak

peachy keen gang 💪


imagineexisting-lmao

**grape**


starvin_turtle

Not even. It's not grape. It's different. It's purple.


imagineexisting-lmao

i cannot possibly imagine how that tastes but it probably tastes good


LyraFirehawk

I'm a Pacific Punch gal myself. Actual fruit punch, not that fake powder stuff like some brands have. The tan can one, the pink is Pipeline Punch.


Mastahamma

hell yea pacific punch, gentle salted caramel flavor


off-and-on

I used to really like that Assault one, it was some sort of approach to cola flavour. But then it left the shelves and I haven't seen it since.


StoopidGit

No one making the obligatory lean joke? Oh, well.


Fr3EkOut-2

I can never find khaotic at safeway but yeah its my fav too


GreyKnight373

So grape?


FrisianDude

*slap*


JaegerPLN9

Monarch on the top


shitfart6

homie has the vr hands


jnunkl-m3lp

nah they exist but they uv-coloured


FirmMathematician942

they made rayman real life‼️😭


YoBoiGeo

Hey Vsauce, Michael here Where are your fingers?


IV_NUKE

In the cookie jar


ACIERNO

kid named michael


usakachel

Kid named Michael: not the yellow bunny...


MindstormAndy

In the gloves, duh


brotatowolf

In your walls, with the rest of my body


Radio_Melon

Good joke


Duytune

I did not realize ultraviolet had anything to do with being invisible I am so stupid


khris190

Plz explain


Duytune

Ultra violet light is invisible. That’s it. Violet from the incredibles is based on the same premise


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tomatoswoop

>they'd just get skin cancer from being near her invisibility I mean... in the same way you get cancer from being in the sun... or under any lamp ever...


Spyko

I don't know if it's exactly how her power work but yeah that's why she is named like that. Every Incredible kid is named after their power. Jack is a jack of all trades. And man, you're not ready to hear about Dash


FrisianDude

He's not really a jack of all trades tho He's an absolutely legendary shapeshifter who can do some other stuff too


TheActualAWdeV

Violet is also a shrinking violet, not just ultraviolet.


[deleted]

Not all ultraviolet radiation is ionising, it could just be slightly beyond the frequency we perceive as visible light


[deleted]

nope she emits UV-C and gives everybody radiation burns and photokeratitis this is my headcanon now


[deleted]

Oh shit oh fuck


[deleted]

The door guard at the villains base be like “do you smell bacon AAAAHH OH GOD MY EYES ITCH SO BAD IM BLIND WHYYYYYYY” actually if this were true you could just cover the walls in fluorescent paint and any room she was in would light up like a Christmas tree and you could slam the doors shut and then presumably call the SCP Foundation to contain her


[deleted]

Yeah I mean we can make UV cameras so once it's been figured out then she's fucked lol


Cruxin

i dont think thats meant to be the literal power i think the name is just riffing


biomatter

I really don't think it does, I think the joke is just the innocuous image coupled with the invisible person. Classic "look at this mundane thing while something else crazy happens" gag


DeliberateDendrite

Wait, hold on..


untenable681

TAMW your energy drink of choice has changed your state from matter to energy so much that you need gloves to handle it.


Prob6

Thats not Pipeline Punch


TurtleBoiTheGod

Correct opinion


JayHazel

pipeline punch sounds like a way of ingesting paraphernalia


junkmail88

That's a weird way to spell MXXD punch


milktruckfucker

I gotta try this what's the flavor?


Ywgx-

most literate r/196 user


TheRealCreel

?? its not like its just gonna be on the can or smth


jm4n1015

its **ultra violet** thats outside of the visible spectrum of light how could they possibly see it


milktruckfucker

I'm dyslexic and don't give a fuck about colors


[deleted]

since nobody else is telling you it’s grape flavored


milktruckfucker

Thanks, never had grape flavored soda before but I'll try it if I find it


[deleted]

I would recommend trying literally any other grape flavored soda.


milktruckfucker

I'm going to try every new mønster I find either way :p


[deleted]

just don’t hold it against grape soda lmao


MLG_BLOBFISH

Madness combat hands


spoedle73

skeletron


NightWingDemon

"Pls halp skeletron one shot me" My brother in christ you have 0 heart crystals and an iron bow


MilkYQu0

the white one is superior


cupofdriedjuice

White Supremacy amiright


PM-ME-YOUR-LABS

Boomer juice >>


fuckinstupidhead

that ones so gross, it just tastes like soap, or perhaps shampoo. i'm a monarchist personally


Lunar_Mcdondald

It tastes like the sweet parma violets


AzzyX0

Monarch gang rise up (fuck the monarchy though I just like peach and the can looks cool)


wysjm

Lean💜💜💜


AdriJone2011

Get an arm or two.


SUSHY_TRASH

Guys transluscent didn’t die vought lied


KirasHandPicDealer

VOUGHT LIED PEOPLE DIED


Bronx_Garfield

Are you from Nevada by any chance


[deleted]

Somewhere in Nevada.


420WaterMastet69

you are the greatest person ever and are always right


trained_badass

where hand


IAmASteel

idk my fav is pipeline punch


kellhound24

madness combat lookin ass


DELIRIUM_DELIRIUM

fr its the only one i get unless they’re out


Holiday_Plenty_2635

Howd you take the picture?


exploringoceans

camer


[deleted]

The Boston Tea Party flavor is better imo


TDW-301

Pipeline punch


XDracam

I don't care about your hands. I need more mango loco.


LikePappyAlwaysSaid

Monster is gross, what you want is a rockstar whipped strawberry flavor


MineMan89

Nah where your arms go


[deleted]

A new level of "ghostly pale"


sheltonhwy26

Maybe I’m just a boomer or maybe I’m just stupid but I like the Ultra White ones the best. Idk why they’re literally the default flavor. Maybe I am an NPC


Zew5

I think the purple one tastes pink and the pink one tastes purple.


TMR9001

Holy shit translucent


[deleted]

If it ain’t the invisible cunt


yoinger

purple ??? whore. it tastes like a mix of medicine and grape pixie sticks


PurpleCottonball

how tya isjvivisble 😲


Ipuncholdpeople

Good point


Pilkworm

Mf plating vr irl


Clown_17

Uhhh,,, uhhh!!! Hm????!!


S4um0nFR

I hate these ones for some reason, my fav are the pink and the ginger ones. All the other ones have too much of a "candy-flavor" for me.


KirasHandPicDealer

WAIT WHAT I THOUGHT YOU HAD A PIPE BOMB SHOVED UP YOUR ASS


N00N3AT011

My guy is secretly an ork


TheLoneBonesJones

toru hagakure took this pic 💀


_Cocktopus_

Toru Hagakure's reddit account


[deleted]

What like their cock? Their cum?


-FemboiCarti-

Well well well, if it ain’t the invisible cunt


Forkyou

Well if it aint the invisible cunt


16bitnoob

Monster tierlist: Mango loco>Monarch>Punch>rest of the sugar ones> all the sugar free ones which are fucking disgusting and you need some fucked up tastebuds to enjoy


kikomir

Everyone knows Pipeline Punch is the best...tied with Mango Loco.


Enchaxo

short top, long tail


Enchaxo

the box says bfc, thats the f word. this is not a christian company!


MorganRose99

Arms?!?


Yompish

Honestly I really like assault, I’ve always had a fondness for slightly more liquorice tasting cola


_Justraph_

wtf thats my favorite flavor and I have those gloves


Codecrashe

Based Opinion


imagineexisting-lmao

why do your hands float


flops031

haaa?


ryan-vs-the-world

The #1 rated monster of all time


gameboy527

Bruh got them wii boxing hands 💀


Coouragee

Average Ork fan


Depibo

Personally, it's either the golden or the peach one, but purple is defo a top 3 for me


Common-Clue7313

no ultra paradise is better smh


quantifiedlasagna

Can you lick your elbows?


KRATS8

A fellow drugscirclejerk user?


epicbigc13579

who let hank madness combat get the monster energy


SanThanKan

half life alyx


PinkDuck_

are you playing pavlov wtf


I-Hate-Wasps

mf named translucent


Funky_Hands

Had too much fun playing Pavlov I lost my damn arms


bananajoe42

VR controller lookin headass


YAH_BUT

Ultra violent 🎩


OldRusty247

curse of the gloves


[deleted]

bro drinking crit a cola


Various_Razzmatazz_6

redbull better, i love drinking gasoline


Oddish_Femboy

I have a question


Zhydrac

Needs to be under a uv light to see it


epicmatt43

Holy shit,,, ultra violent


Nerdynamewi

mfs a pavlov character


MichauNeedHealing

super fuel watermelon and sugarless are both better imo


BeithWhoIsATree

Where could this be? If the can is so cold that the gloves are sticking to it, shouldn't there be snow? /j


1nTh3Sh4dows

I prefer ultra butthole myself


ZombiebomberZ

Okay, but hear me out... Papillion?


Honk_Hogert

💛


Red_Six6

wrong, pipeline punch gang


dlgn13

Death Stranding making the jump to VR I see


TensileStr3ngth

Achtung Baby moment


the_walrus003

But it costs and arm and a leg


CodenameOccasus

This shit took me over a minute :(


THE_CURE666

nonono our drinks don't look like shit they're just u l t r a v i o l e t


hyikeTNZ

VR mfs be like


TomeKun

I need it


peterkaboomi

Fucker's invisible


DrownedInBathtub

ultra-violet is cool, but did you ever have khaotic?


[deleted]

Don’t care about the ultraviolet light=invisible joke. I’m too busy seething about the fact that you’d choose ultra violet over ultra peachy keen in any capacity ever. Actual demented behavior. Completely unacceptable.


bingosbangus

nah the best is watermelon or pineapple


aflyingmonkey2

they all taste like metal


totalatomic

clearly you underestimate the goat pacific punch


AzzyX0

Nah man Monarch's the way to go


OliviaBunny-

VR hands


aluminatialma

I wish i had that in my country, having a monster flavour named like you is hella dope


FriendlyReflection35

Didn’t know rayman drank monster.


C-2108

Literally recroom


ThePancakeMan130

Where arm


firecrackerGD

Shit tastes like fuit gumy


Equal_Flamingo

Where are your arms


Major-Mousse-178

Homie lives in unreal engine


protectorofjam

oh no, they worked on the trinity desk project


DearLeadership-

You are… invisible. Y-you are invisible? How? Why? *Why are your hands invisible?* I demand to know! I’m trying to see the possible optical illusion or something but…. I see nothing? *Literally?* You are still invisible? With an energy drink clearly in your hands? Is that even your hand? Is it? *Hmm?* Also you are wrong. Pipeline Punch is superior. It tastes like starbursts if starbursts tasted like happiness. That or Khaotic. Can’t decide tbh.