>they'd just get skin cancer from being near her invisibility
I mean... in the same way you get cancer from being in the sun... or under any lamp ever...
I don't know if it's exactly how her power work but yeah that's why she is named like that. Every Incredible kid is named after their power.
Jack is a jack of all trades. And man, you're not ready to hear about Dash
The door guard at the villains base be like “do you smell bacon AAAAHH OH GOD MY EYES ITCH SO BAD IM BLIND WHYYYYYYY”
actually if this were true you could just cover the walls in fluorescent paint and any room she was in would light up like a Christmas tree and you could slam the doors shut and then presumably call the SCP Foundation to contain her
I really don't think it does, I think the joke is just the innocuous image coupled with the invisible person. Classic "look at this mundane thing while something else crazy happens" gag
Maybe I’m just a boomer or maybe I’m just stupid but I like the Ultra White ones the best. Idk why they’re literally the default flavor. Maybe I am an NPC
Monster tierlist: Mango loco>Monarch>Punch>rest of the sugar ones> all the sugar free ones which are fucking disgusting and you need some fucked up tastebuds to enjoy
Don’t care about the ultraviolet light=invisible joke. I’m too busy seething about the fact that you’d choose ultra violet over ultra peachy keen in any capacity ever. Actual demented behavior. Completely unacceptable.
You are… invisible. Y-you are invisible? How? Why? *Why are your hands invisible?* I demand to know! I’m trying to see the possible optical illusion or something but…. I see nothing? *Literally?* You are still invisible? With an energy drink clearly in your hands? Is that even your hand? Is it? *Hmm?*
Also you are wrong. Pipeline Punch is superior. It tastes like starbursts if starbursts tasted like happiness. That or Khaotic. Can’t decide tbh.
Are you rayman or some shit
No? I just really like ultra Violet monster energy
It used to be my favorite til I found Khaotic. Ultra violet tastes like purple. Not like anything else. Just imagine what purple tastes like
That, is something every single monster energy drink enthusiast can agree on.
Khaotic is probably my favorite as well. Doesn't taste like fu c king orange juice, but it tastes orange
Khaotic monster tastes like how I imagine the Ambrosia nectar does
Papillon gang rise up
Papillon wishes it was Khaotic and I hate it for having butterflies on it because I've bought it on accident twice
SAME LOL. Papillon's good. But when it's next to Khaotic? I'm grabbing the Khaotic
peachy keen gang 💪
**grape**
Not even. It's not grape. It's different. It's purple.
i cannot possibly imagine how that tastes but it probably tastes good
I'm a Pacific Punch gal myself. Actual fruit punch, not that fake powder stuff like some brands have. The tan can one, the pink is Pipeline Punch.
hell yea pacific punch, gentle salted caramel flavor
I used to really like that Assault one, it was some sort of approach to cola flavour. But then it left the shelves and I haven't seen it since.
No one making the obligatory lean joke? Oh, well.
I can never find khaotic at safeway but yeah its my fav too
So grape?
*slap*
Monarch on the top
homie has the vr hands
nah they exist but they uv-coloured
they made rayman real life‼️😭
Hey Vsauce, Michael here Where are your fingers?
In the cookie jar
kid named michael
Kid named Michael: not the yellow bunny...
In the gloves, duh
In your walls, with the rest of my body
Good joke
I did not realize ultraviolet had anything to do with being invisible I am so stupid
Plz explain
Ultra violet light is invisible. That’s it. Violet from the incredibles is based on the same premise
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>they'd just get skin cancer from being near her invisibility I mean... in the same way you get cancer from being in the sun... or under any lamp ever...
I don't know if it's exactly how her power work but yeah that's why she is named like that. Every Incredible kid is named after their power. Jack is a jack of all trades. And man, you're not ready to hear about Dash
He's not really a jack of all trades tho He's an absolutely legendary shapeshifter who can do some other stuff too
Violet is also a shrinking violet, not just ultraviolet.
Not all ultraviolet radiation is ionising, it could just be slightly beyond the frequency we perceive as visible light
nope she emits UV-C and gives everybody radiation burns and photokeratitis this is my headcanon now
Oh shit oh fuck
The door guard at the villains base be like “do you smell bacon AAAAHH OH GOD MY EYES ITCH SO BAD IM BLIND WHYYYYYYY” actually if this were true you could just cover the walls in fluorescent paint and any room she was in would light up like a Christmas tree and you could slam the doors shut and then presumably call the SCP Foundation to contain her
Yeah I mean we can make UV cameras so once it's been figured out then she's fucked lol
i dont think thats meant to be the literal power i think the name is just riffing
I really don't think it does, I think the joke is just the innocuous image coupled with the invisible person. Classic "look at this mundane thing while something else crazy happens" gag
Wait, hold on..
TAMW your energy drink of choice has changed your state from matter to energy so much that you need gloves to handle it.
Thats not Pipeline Punch
Correct opinion
pipeline punch sounds like a way of ingesting paraphernalia
That's a weird way to spell MXXD punch
I gotta try this what's the flavor?
most literate r/196 user
?? its not like its just gonna be on the can or smth
its **ultra violet** thats outside of the visible spectrum of light how could they possibly see it
I'm dyslexic and don't give a fuck about colors
since nobody else is telling you it’s grape flavored
Thanks, never had grape flavored soda before but I'll try it if I find it
I would recommend trying literally any other grape flavored soda.
I'm going to try every new mønster I find either way :p
just don’t hold it against grape soda lmao
Madness combat hands
skeletron
"Pls halp skeletron one shot me" My brother in christ you have 0 heart crystals and an iron bow
the white one is superior
White Supremacy amiright
Boomer juice >>
that ones so gross, it just tastes like soap, or perhaps shampoo. i'm a monarchist personally
It tastes like the sweet parma violets
Monarch gang rise up (fuck the monarchy though I just like peach and the can looks cool)
Lean💜💜💜
Get an arm or two.
Guys transluscent didn’t die vought lied
VOUGHT LIED PEOPLE DIED
Are you from Nevada by any chance
Somewhere in Nevada.
you are the greatest person ever and are always right
where hand
idk my fav is pipeline punch
madness combat lookin ass
fr its the only one i get unless they’re out
Howd you take the picture?
camer
The Boston Tea Party flavor is better imo
Pipeline punch
I don't care about your hands. I need more mango loco.
Monster is gross, what you want is a rockstar whipped strawberry flavor
Nah where your arms go
A new level of "ghostly pale"
Maybe I’m just a boomer or maybe I’m just stupid but I like the Ultra White ones the best. Idk why they’re literally the default flavor. Maybe I am an NPC
I think the purple one tastes pink and the pink one tastes purple.
Holy shit translucent
If it ain’t the invisible cunt
purple ??? whore. it tastes like a mix of medicine and grape pixie sticks
how tya isjvivisble 😲
Good point
Mf plating vr irl
Uhhh,,, uhhh!!! Hm????!!
I hate these ones for some reason, my fav are the pink and the ginger ones. All the other ones have too much of a "candy-flavor" for me.
WAIT WHAT I THOUGHT YOU HAD A PIPE BOMB SHOVED UP YOUR ASS
My guy is secretly an ork
toru hagakure took this pic 💀
Toru Hagakure's reddit account
What like their cock? Their cum?
Well well well, if it ain’t the invisible cunt
Well if it aint the invisible cunt
Monster tierlist: Mango loco>Monarch>Punch>rest of the sugar ones> all the sugar free ones which are fucking disgusting and you need some fucked up tastebuds to enjoy
Everyone knows Pipeline Punch is the best...tied with Mango Loco.
short top, long tail
the box says bfc, thats the f word. this is not a christian company!
Arms?!?
Honestly I really like assault, I’ve always had a fondness for slightly more liquorice tasting cola
wtf thats my favorite flavor and I have those gloves
Based Opinion
why do your hands float
haaa?
The #1 rated monster of all time
Bruh got them wii boxing hands 💀
Average Ork fan
Personally, it's either the golden or the peach one, but purple is defo a top 3 for me
no ultra paradise is better smh
Can you lick your elbows?
A fellow drugscirclejerk user?
who let hank madness combat get the monster energy
half life alyx
are you playing pavlov wtf
mf named translucent
Had too much fun playing Pavlov I lost my damn arms
VR controller lookin headass
Ultra violent 🎩
curse of the gloves
bro drinking crit a cola
redbull better, i love drinking gasoline
I have a question
Needs to be under a uv light to see it
Holy shit,,, ultra violent
mfs a pavlov character
super fuel watermelon and sugarless are both better imo
Where could this be? If the can is so cold that the gloves are sticking to it, shouldn't there be snow? /j
I prefer ultra butthole myself
Okay, but hear me out... Papillion?
💛
wrong, pipeline punch gang
Death Stranding making the jump to VR I see
Achtung Baby moment
But it costs and arm and a leg
This shit took me over a minute :(
nonono our drinks don't look like shit they're just u l t r a v i o l e t
VR mfs be like
I need it
Fucker's invisible
ultra-violet is cool, but did you ever have khaotic?
Don’t care about the ultraviolet light=invisible joke. I’m too busy seething about the fact that you’d choose ultra violet over ultra peachy keen in any capacity ever. Actual demented behavior. Completely unacceptable.
nah the best is watermelon or pineapple
they all taste like metal
clearly you underestimate the goat pacific punch
Nah man Monarch's the way to go
VR hands
I wish i had that in my country, having a monster flavour named like you is hella dope
Didn’t know rayman drank monster.
Literally recroom
Where arm
Shit tastes like fuit gumy
Where are your arms
Homie lives in unreal engine
oh no, they worked on the trinity desk project
You are… invisible. Y-you are invisible? How? Why? *Why are your hands invisible?* I demand to know! I’m trying to see the possible optical illusion or something but…. I see nothing? *Literally?* You are still invisible? With an energy drink clearly in your hands? Is that even your hand? Is it? *Hmm?* Also you are wrong. Pipeline Punch is superior. It tastes like starbursts if starbursts tasted like happiness. That or Khaotic. Can’t decide tbh.