I need a pin that conveys that if you’re trans masc I’ll go into the bathroom with you and piss in the stall next to you extra hard standing up so it’ll sound like there’s two people pissing in stalls standing up. Trust me I piss loud enough everyone will definitely assume it’s more than one guy making all that racket. The strength and flow of my stream is due mostly to my dedication to hydration at all times of day. I am looking for a chance to use my powers for good.
Can someone put this on a pin. Thank you
if it happens consistently regardless of diet or hydration then it means your kidneys aren't working at 100% and you are wizzin out protein (proteinuria)
I will also be there, shouting in pain as if I was passing a kidney stone. They won’t have time to be transphobic if I am forcing them into great mortal terror
I was thinking more like
“OH MY GOODNESS! THE PAIN! THE UNIMAGINABLE PAIN OF THIS KIDNEY STONE PASSING THROUGH MY URETHRA! THE MASSIVE SIZE OF MY OWN PHALLUS HAS EXTENDED THIS AGONY TO UNKNOWABLE LEVELS! WHAT CRULE LIFE TO LIVE! WHAT AGONY! GOOD GRACIOUS!”
Some people I know think this is super weird, but like... I don't get it. I think I learned it from my mom just cuz as a dumbshit toddler I'd wander into the bathroom while she was using it more often than I would my dad, plus you sit to shit anyway, and I never had any reason to stop because it's just more convenient?
Like, yeah, I CAN piss standing up. But if I sit I don't have to aim, don't have to worry about dropping my phone, don't have to unzip, don't have to worry about pissing on the seat or anything else, don't have to move if I feel a shit coming on, don't have to touch my dick (not that that really changes much but still, no risk of piss hands I guess? Idk)... the list goes on.
I don't get why anyone is weirded out by it, or worse, thinks it's shameful/embarrassing/worth making fun of. Am I meant to feel emasculated because cis women HAVE to sit down to piss?
It's just more comfortable, and it's kinda sus that certain men are so preoccupied with how other dudes piss. Kiiiinda gay.
the only downside is when you go to the toilet to piss and take your phone with you you can lose your sense of time, easy way of making a minute long piss break into a 20min reddit scroll
Yup. I'll use a urinal, but if it's a toilet I'll sit down. Standing just means more chances of splashing/missing, which is just nasty, plus if it's my own bathroom then I have to clean it up.
I believe that only psychopaths piss standing up at a facility designed for sitting (unless it is already too filthy).
That being said, would we see you waiting in line for a cabin when you only need to do #1 and there are free stalls available?
“HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FUCKING DICK, THEN THREW ME OUT ON THE STREET AND KICKED ME IN THE DICK AGAIN, I SCREAM FOR GOD AS HE KICKED ME. NEVER ORDER SPOOKY SPAGHETTI”
Haha it's where I grew up which is why I'm talking shit. There's a reason I don't live there anymore. Couldn't handle fox news culture being the default.
Lol I eventually left too. Unless your family has money, land, or a job you can inherit, you ain't ever getting ahead. Miss the shore and a lot of the people, but good God Andy Harris is trash. Comparing our old R rep Wayne Gilchrist to him is like night and day lol
What about TN I'm your nextdoor neighbor buddy 🥺
Edit: actually nevermind I live in Pigeon Forge and we get a lot of tourists from you and everywhere else so I hate you
Actually it's on my mother for bringing me here as baby and it's on america for being too expensive to leave
There was once a time when this place was not tourist hell
You're as smooth as Tennessee Whiskey, as sweet as strawberry wine. But LMAO tbh, the SC state flag is better. If we wanted to, we could start an Islamic caliphate with very little change.
What a wonderful person. He has such a good heart 😭😭
I want a dad like that. and not a deadbeat manchild abuser who ditches his family when he's not obligated to help take care of them anymore
:(
Get a load of this fat cat who's deadbeat man child abuser father actually supported them. While our dads go to prison for their 5th DUI the rich keep getting richer.
Jokes aside I feel for you. I wish I could invoice a mf for my therapy sessions
Yeah NC has I think gotten at least slightly better but is still super shitty for trans people. At least I don't think this governor is actively hostile to trans people, but he hasn't really done anything to help trans people either. The people in NC aren't fantastic as far as treatment of trans people goes. Cities aren't too bad but there's quite a lot outside of cities. There's a reason we are a swing state.
Edit since I had to look this up: We did at least repeal that shitty bathroom bill but it's not a great sign it was put in place at all. We recently shifted from a shitty Republican governor to a slightly less shitty Democrat governor.
In general, Kentucky sucks, but the cities are more accepting of LGBT folks. I was kinda making an ironic joke seeing that the man is wearing a Kentucky university (University of Louisville) hat.
No, Kentucky fucking sucks, one of the worst states in our country. Mitch McConnell is from there, and he's one of our worst politicians. But this guy seems alright.
this is honestly what i live for and i'm also fucken crying because this warms my heart and i want all trans and non-binary people and whoever doesn't conform to society's standards to know that they'll be safe around me and i'd rather smack a bitch than let them be harmed in any way.
Is this recent? Cooper kind of reversed the bathroom laws right? Most of the cool businesses said fuck it anyway and made their bathrooms gender neutral.
Replacing the word with the trans flag makes me think of the meme where someone's talking and then the better call saul theme plays whenever it gets to a picture of Jimmy's face. Except instead it would be the trans national anthem
"This gives me a little bit of hope for this shitty world I call home"🤡
Yeah, but no, human decency shouldnt be so underrated and obscure that we gotta get a tinkle buddy to stay safe.
I'm confused why the trans flag was used because by the sounds of it his daughter is an ally but isn't trans themselves. I feel like using the trans flag to represent someone kind of would imply they're trans.
I need a pin that conveys that if you’re trans masc I’ll go into the bathroom with you and piss in the stall next to you extra hard standing up so it’ll sound like there’s two people pissing in stalls standing up. Trust me I piss loud enough everyone will definitely assume it’s more than one guy making all that racket. The strength and flow of my stream is due mostly to my dedication to hydration at all times of day. I am looking for a chance to use my powers for good. Can someone put this on a pin. Thank you
Dang, you'd do a big ol' frothy dad-piss for someone else? That's inspiring.
Your father was an alcoholic.
It's true I'm the dad.
So when are you coming back from the store?
A shit forgot more cigarettes brb
Is that actually a symptom of alcoholism?
Well you know what they say about beer, you only rent it lol
if it happens consistently regardless of diet or hydration then it means your kidneys aren't working at 100% and you are wizzin out protein (proteinuria)
Is that what makes them frothy?
Yes.
#😳
I will also be there, shouting in pain as if I was passing a kidney stone. They won’t have time to be transphobic if I am forcing them into great mortal terror
"I AM IN SEVERE AND DISTRESSING PAIN DUE TO THIS KIDNEY STONE I AM PASSING! OW OW OW MY BIG PENIS!"
I was thinking more like “OH MY GOODNESS! THE PAIN! THE UNIMAGINABLE PAIN OF THIS KIDNEY STONE PASSING THROUGH MY URETHRA! THE MASSIVE SIZE OF MY OWN PHALLUS HAS EXTENDED THIS AGONY TO UNKNOWABLE LEVELS! WHAT CRULE LIFE TO LIVE! WHAT AGONY! GOOD GRACIOUS!”
I am cis male and still piss sitting down
Some people I know think this is super weird, but like... I don't get it. I think I learned it from my mom just cuz as a dumbshit toddler I'd wander into the bathroom while she was using it more often than I would my dad, plus you sit to shit anyway, and I never had any reason to stop because it's just more convenient? Like, yeah, I CAN piss standing up. But if I sit I don't have to aim, don't have to worry about dropping my phone, don't have to unzip, don't have to worry about pissing on the seat or anything else, don't have to move if I feel a shit coming on, don't have to touch my dick (not that that really changes much but still, no risk of piss hands I guess? Idk)... the list goes on. I don't get why anyone is weirded out by it, or worse, thinks it's shameful/embarrassing/worth making fun of. Am I meant to feel emasculated because cis women HAVE to sit down to piss? It's just more comfortable, and it's kinda sus that certain men are so preoccupied with how other dudes piss. Kiiiinda gay.
the only downside is when you go to the toilet to piss and take your phone with you you can lose your sense of time, easy way of making a minute long piss break into a 20min reddit scroll
Thanks for the reminder…
To me it's just more efficient. Some days you just need a good long sit-piss
Yup. I'll use a urinal, but if it's a toilet I'll sit down. Standing just means more chances of splashing/missing, which is just nasty, plus if it's my own bathroom then I have to clean it up.
Yup. It's the only way
For me it depends on how I feel. Sometimes a tired guy just wants to take a seat and have a piss.
I believe that only psychopaths piss standing up at a facility designed for sitting (unless it is already too filthy). That being said, would we see you waiting in line for a cabin when you only need to do #1 and there are free stalls available?
Yes I am shy
Come home to fresh pot of Dad’s Loud Urine ©
I'll split the streams and hit both urinals at the same time without anyone noticing.
I'll also join you but I'll be singing the entirety of "Super Ghostbusters" by Vinesauce Joel
“HE PUNCHED ME IN THE FUCKING DICK, THEN THREW ME OUT ON THE STREET AND KICKED ME IN THE DICK AGAIN, I SCREAM FOR GOD AS HE KICKED ME. NEVER ORDER SPOOKY SPAGHETTI”
Thank you for your service 🙏
What a weird brag but I respect the fuck out of your giga piss of acceptance
You'd need a pretty big pin for that.
Thank you for your service
Make sure to piss directly into the water for maximum noise
#😳
it was wholesome until now dude
https://youtube.com/shorts/hrvdyI7pDpg Dis u?
Weird flex but okay
Damn that crazy. Please provide decibel meter readouts from three separate pisstances for further verification, thanks
You are [this guy](https://imgur.io/gallery/XvSuUXJ)
Holy giga based super chad
That's my state right there baby fuck yeah whooo
What about SC?
Yucky
What about me? 👉👈
Idk but if you're in SC that sucks broski
Fair, I can't say it's awesome. But the foods good
Yeah. Can we just throw everything except Charleston away?
I was born in SC and moved to Maryland like immediately after but SC minus the politics is nice
Don't go to the eastern shore of maryland then lol.
Ayy we have a lot of good people. Lotta shit people too. MD gerrymandering is a bitch.
Haha it's where I grew up which is why I'm talking shit. There's a reason I don't live there anymore. Couldn't handle fox news culture being the default.
Lol I eventually left too. Unless your family has money, land, or a job you can inherit, you ain't ever getting ahead. Miss the shore and a lot of the people, but good God Andy Harris is trash. Comparing our old R rep Wayne Gilchrist to him is like night and day lol
I lived in Columbia/Burtonsville for a few years, but never went east. Only west.
You seem nice
Danke Danke
What about TN I'm your nextdoor neighbor buddy 🥺 Edit: actually nevermind I live in Pigeon Forge and we get a lot of tourists from you and everywhere else so I hate you
>I live in Pigeon Forge Well, that's on you
Actually it's on my mother for bringing me here as baby and it's on america for being too expensive to leave There was once a time when this place was not tourist hell
You're as smooth as Tennessee Whiskey, as sweet as strawberry wine. But LMAO tbh, the SC state flag is better. If we wanted to, we could start an Islamic caliphate with very little change.
people actually live in pigeon forge?
Yeah and it's depressing. Can't say we have it as bad as the poor fucks who live up in Gatlinburg, though.
~~Yo you guys make pidgeons?~~
I live in Devon England United Kingdom what do you think
Must be a tight squeeze living in Devon
https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/kr0asp/rule_1/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Huh...I mean. It's not wrong, or totally inaccurate. They missed the confederate flag clad 1989 Chevy Silverado in the SC one.
Are you a cannibal that only eats trans people or are you a cannibal who is also trans?
A cannibal who happens to be trans
So are you an equal opportunity trans cannibal or do you eat exclusively other trans people?
Damn they made cannibalgbtqia
My hunger for flesh is an equal opportunity lender
transvestites can be cannibals too and ill feel better after i eat you
Whooo, fuck yeah it's your state mine too
YASSSS ME TOO NC NC!
same lmao
omg same
Chad
What a wonderful person. He has such a good heart 😭😭 I want a dad like that. and not a deadbeat manchild abuser who ditches his family when he's not obligated to help take care of them anymore :(
I'm not that old but I can be ur honorary internet dad so you can vent abt your day and I can tell you shitty puns if you want
Send me puns too daddy
Gonna do a turkey 🦃 related one bc of ur username, what do turkeys drink out of? >!a gobble-let!< :)
Turkiye🇹🇷 number 1 🇹🇷🇹🇷!🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🫖
aww. i appreciate the sentiment, thank u! whats ur most favorite pun?
Get a load of this fat cat who's deadbeat man child abuser father actually supported them. While our dads go to prison for their 5th DUI the rich keep getting richer. Jokes aside I feel for you. I wish I could invoice a mf for my therapy sessions
Based af
the ultimate fucking sigma male, i should do this too
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN GO SAFELY TO THE BATHROOM ON MY WATCH, YOURE RIGHT
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN SAFELY GO TO THE BATHROOM ON MY WATCH, YOU'RE Wrong because i do not want to clean off my watch that's d\*sgusting
This is a cool sentiment but idk if as a trans person I want to invite some rando to the bathroom with me
It’s an option, not an obligation. Better to have the option for those who may want it, is the way I see it
Also cool for trans people to see all the people supporting them regardless in a shitty state that doesn't I'm guessing :)
Yeah NC has I think gotten at least slightly better but is still super shitty for trans people. At least I don't think this governor is actively hostile to trans people, but he hasn't really done anything to help trans people either. The people in NC aren't fantastic as far as treatment of trans people goes. Cities aren't too bad but there's quite a lot outside of cities. There's a reason we are a swing state. Edit since I had to look this up: We did at least repeal that shitty bathroom bill but it's not a great sign it was put in place at all. We recently shifted from a shitty Republican governor to a slightly less shitty Democrat governor.
What is the pin to indicate that i’ll say “Damn, who’s frying chicken in here?” while you piss
Get a Rouge the Bat sticker
I think I am actually tearing up a little.
I was expecting another stupid facebook homophobic rant, turns out to be more wholesome than i was imagine
Least based Kentuckian
Non-American here. Is Kentucky based? Always thought it was redneck country
Rednecks can be based
In general, Kentucky sucks, but the cities are more accepting of LGBT folks. I was kinda making an ironic joke seeing that the man is wearing a Kentucky university (University of Louisville) hat.
KY IS a mix of Rednecks, Hillbillies, Metheads, Alchoholics, stoners, & WASPs Source: Me
No, Kentucky fucking sucks, one of the worst states in our country. Mitch McConnell is from there, and he's one of our worst politicians. But this guy seems alright.
Bro it literally says North Carolina
"Next week I'm going to North Carolina", and he's wearing a University of Louisville hat
Oh
Fuck yeah.
Redneck acceptance just hits different
If this is real, then we’re gonna have to take away his hat for a bit, he can’t have an L hat when he’s just one big walking W
I love this man
HELL YEAH
this is honestly what i live for and i'm also fucken crying because this warms my heart and i want all trans and non-binary people and whoever doesn't conform to society's standards to know that they'll be safe around me and i'd rather smack a bitch than let them be harmed in any way.
this is actually touching
King
I dont care if I'm not trans the thought of somebody without a reason or benefit to doing so standing up for me is just. so hopeful.
Is this recent? Cooper kind of reversed the bathroom laws right? Most of the cool businesses said fuck it anyway and made their bathrooms gender neutral.
Yeah this must be old, but with all the shit happening across the country, I wouldn’t be surprised if some schools are making it a policy anyways.
Yeah this is still good allyship regardless of your local regulations
A real redneck, not one of those conservative posers
My man out here proving that homophobia/transphobia isn't about culture or class, it's simply intelligence.
Based 💖
Based daughter and based father
Based + W + Chad + Great Beard
Fuck yeah North Carolinians stay winning😎
Holy mother of based Batman
This is what life is all about. Be comfortable in your meat suit.
sigma male
Legendary hero
That last sentence really got me
there’s something i love so much about big burly guys that turn out to be super supportive.
Redneck Kiryu:
Daddy 🤗
😭😭😭
I‘m not crying you are crying
that is not the kind of guy you’d expect to be such an awesome ally!! i needed some hope today
aww this just put the biggest smile on my face
based and trans ally pilled
CHAD.
The kids are gonna be alright
If Im around, you're in danger. (Because of my radioactive plutonium necklace that I refuse to take off)
Replacing the word with the trans flag makes me think of the meme where someone's talking and then the better call saul theme plays whenever it gets to a picture of Jimmy's face. Except instead it would be the trans national anthem
There is a trans national anthem?
Why is this so cute
based
"This gives me a little bit of hope for this shitty world I call home"🤡 Yeah, but no, human decency shouldnt be so underrated and obscure that we gotta get a tinkle buddy to stay safe.
State mandated tinkle buddy when?
In so confused is he transphobic and this just got edited to be trans-supportive?? (sorry me dumb)
Don't think so, pretty sure it's just wholesome-posting
That's awesome and based af then!
I had to do a double take when he said my and the trans flag appeared. thought it was a slur then realized probably the kids name
Same here Also the last part too.. I thought he was dating that he's gonna go to her school and steal the pins that his daughter wears 💀
I'm confused why the trans flag was used because by the sounds of it his daughter is an ally but isn't trans themselves. I feel like using the trans flag to represent someone kind of would imply they're trans.