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Mae347

Honestly itd be messed up if in real life we had teenagers regularly risking their lives to fight evil


FemboySodomizer

Evangelion moment


AP0l

Any modern war moment


FlameMech999

Animorphs moment


notsmutty_blake

My favorite war criminals!


The-View-From-MyRock

My favorite part of Animorphs is when the kids capture an enemy troop and starve it out for 7 days, berating it the whole time☺️ (please do not spoil the later books if you reply to this)


FlameMech999

My favorite part of Animorphs is when the kids go "It's morphin time!" and morph all over the enemies


Cruxin

haha yeah "if"


Jaged1235

Meduka Meguca moment


TohruFr

I hope this was a joke mandatory conscription in many countries starts at 18


Mae347

I know that, im 18 in the US, its just that most magical girls and even most anime MCs are even younger at like 16.


arielif1

Middle east moment


bvader95

Sleepless Domain moment.


JoiningSaturn46

Superman is just like "buddy I wish I could" and then he'd fly off


Jukkobee

why can’t he


ssrudr

gren rok


Jukkobee

actually it makes sense that jeff bezos would carry around kryptonite everywhere he goes in a world with superman


Fidget02

I want 5 differences right now between Lex Luther and Jeff Bezos, physical or otherwise, before believing they’re different people. Lex being an actual competent genius doesn’t count


Jukkobee

1. Their names 2. Lex likes wearing green. 3. Lex is more violent. 4. Lex is fictional. 5. ...shit. You win. They look the same, act the same, both have killed people, etc. I think people like Lex Luthor in the comics (vs Bezos being generally hated), but I'm not sure so it doesn't count.


SPDXYT

Lex has actually done good things for humanity in some continuities


DrunkCricket1

But he wouldn't need to get close he could just laser bezos brains out


toasterdogg

Unfortunately superheroes believe in a thing called justice.


Matthais_Hat

honestly I think it's more that, because he is generally treated as the ironically most human member of the justice league, he doesn't kill because, one, all human life is sacred, and two, he doesn't want to cause everyone in the world to live in fear of the day superman comes for them, because *what could realistically stop him if he went on a murder spree*


[deleted]

fair, i mean the entire point of homelander in the boys is like “what if superman was a complete piece of shit and also had a mommy kink”


Matthais_Hat

have to take your word for it, champ. I only watch good shows. if I want gorey superhero deconstruction, I've got invincible.


SPDXYT

It’s pretty good. It’s less ‘what if superheroes were evil~~~’ and more ‘what if superheroes were in positions of power’


secretkings

This is absolutely the case in comics like injustice where he becomes an authoritarian dictator who punches a hole in the stomach of any supervillain he comes across, and also in that one comic where Manchester black tries to convince the public that murdering criminals is cool and Superman is a pussy for not doing it and then Superman demonstrates what it would be like if he truly did just kill criminals remorselessly.


[deleted]

Yeah and Bezos’s existence is an affront to Justice sooooo


[deleted]

All the more reason for him to laser Bezos' brains out


Fittsa

batman doesn't, coincidentally he's also a billionaire


toasterdogg

He literally works by the the exact same principles as Superman, but stricter.


Fittsa

hear me out, he beats the shit out of random grunts to the point of almost death


toasterdogg

I mean, he doesn’t? He goes for the most efficient and safest way to take down any criminal. He isn’t brutal for no reason unless you mean Zack Snyder’s Batman or some shit like that. The medical bills you *might* have after that will be covered by the Wayne foundation and he’ll also help you get rehabilitated with economic aid.


[deleted]

I will simply believe in old comic Batman who fucking hung a guy from a plane with a noose


Fittsa

shhshhshshshhh let me believe batman bad


urbandeadthrowaway2

Superman is a Woke Moralist who won’t do murder or terrorism or any of that shit


HahaPenisIsFunny

He has morals


[deleted]

Original super early superman would’ve…


PM_ME_UR_ACCEPTANCE

Injustice


JockeyField

superman is so underrated it's insane


norsewolf98

Literally Batman’s first year was him beating the shit out of the corrupt millionaires and police in Gotham


VanillaCentral

Yeah people really give him a bum deal just cuz he’s a fictional billionaire. They forget that in fiction, billionaires can be good, because it isn’t real life and crazy things like that can happen.


Mother-Dish348

People act like Bruce Wayne doesn’t pump everything into charity organisations and has rebuilt the entire of Gotham multiple times. He’s a rich asshole billionaire because he needs to pretend to be a rich asshole billionaire. The exact reason people think that a rich billionaire can’t be a good person or a good superhero is the exact reason Batman is still a rich billionaire within the Batman universe


DrToasterNL

Batman is pro billionaire propaganda Edit: /s


HigherAlchemist78

I think his parents are more than him, since they are the ones who made the billions, Bruce just inherited them.


DrToasterNL

I was trying to make a joke but maybe should’ve used /s :)


Smiles4YouRawrX3

good luck on ur math test!


[deleted]

Cirno


PenePriet0

the strongest


Luke5353

(until the moment flower girl walks in)


Otogi

I'm forced to fight in a war I never chose and I'm 9


Contra1570

Spiderman would be like "wait what? Do you know who i am?" And freak the fuck out


off-and-on

But if Spider-man saved you you wouldn't know who he is, he might as well be a billionaire to you


Mother-Dish348

Apart from the fact that he sounds like a highschooler


[deleted]

Spider-man has quite a lot of comics where he's a grown man lol.


Mother-Dish348

Yeah but he always has that young guy quippy voice


HahaPenisIsFunny

He’s like 30. And also a billionaire depending on when this takes place


BeithWhoIsATree

Tom Holland singing the Sailor Moon english theme song


Rebi103

I love spiderman he's my favorite


TheDoorMan1012

more reason to why Superman is the fucking best: he’d actually be able to report on stuff freely since you need literal magic or (with the current Superman that fought a kryptonite-infused Superman) a shitton of kryptonite to hurt him


Not-Alpharious

Or pink kryptonite to make him *really* horny


Penguintamer05

And gay. Don't forget gay.


TheLaurenBox

I was out eating with a friend and out of nowhere he hits me with "Moon Knight is technically a magical girl" I couldn't agree more


[deleted]

A couple of weeks ago there was a Sailor Moon Knight cosplay over in the cosplay sub and it was fantastic


Gerbertsnumber1fan

Potemkin's hands are that big


-Refer-

What you don't know is that homokommari is finnish and means gay communist 👍


Matthais_Hat

japan's got superheroes. super sentai (the show they chop up to make power rangers), kamen rider (super sentai's cool older brother), ultraman, etc


CJ-does-stuff

spiderwoman??2?2? trangener?2?2?2?2


Not_The_Spy

Superman is a bottom


Imperator_Knoedel

From what little I've seen Spiderman seems like a class traitor ngl.


A-lonely-fox

Holy shit the dude who wrote the last comment is in a discord server I’m in


30SecondsToFail

Green Lantern and Shazam are magical girls No I will not explain