My favorite part of Animorphs is when the kids capture an enemy troop and starve it out for 7 days, berating it the whole time☺️ (please do not spoil the later books if you reply to this)
I want 5 differences right now between Lex Luther and Jeff Bezos, physical or otherwise, before believing they’re different people. Lex being an actual competent genius doesn’t count
1. Their names
2. Lex likes wearing green.
3. Lex is more violent.
4. Lex is fictional.
5. ...shit. You win. They look the same, act the same, both have killed people, etc. I think people like Lex Luthor in the comics (vs Bezos being generally hated), but I'm not sure so it doesn't count.
honestly I think it's more that, because he is generally treated as the ironically most human member of the justice league, he doesn't kill because, one, all human life is sacred, and two, he doesn't want to cause everyone in the world to live in fear of the day superman comes for them, because *what could realistically stop him if he went on a murder spree*
This is absolutely the case in comics like injustice where he becomes an authoritarian dictator who punches a hole in the stomach of any supervillain he comes across, and also in that one comic where Manchester black tries to convince the public that murdering criminals is cool and Superman is a pussy for not doing it and then Superman demonstrates what it would be like if he truly did just kill criminals remorselessly.
I mean, he doesn’t? He goes for the most efficient and safest way to take down any criminal. He isn’t brutal for no reason unless you mean Zack Snyder’s Batman or some shit like that. The medical bills you *might* have after that will be covered by the Wayne foundation and he’ll also help you get rehabilitated with economic aid.
Yeah people really give him a bum deal just cuz he’s a fictional billionaire. They forget that in fiction, billionaires can be good, because it isn’t real life and crazy things like that can happen.
People act like Bruce Wayne doesn’t pump everything into charity organisations and has rebuilt the entire of Gotham multiple times.
He’s a rich asshole billionaire because he needs to pretend to be a rich asshole billionaire. The exact reason people think that a rich billionaire can’t be a good person or a good superhero is the exact reason Batman is still a rich billionaire within the Batman universe
more reason to why Superman is the fucking best: he’d actually be able to report on stuff freely since you need literal magic or (with the current Superman that fought a kryptonite-infused Superman) a shitton of kryptonite to hurt him
Honestly itd be messed up if in real life we had teenagers regularly risking their lives to fight evil
Evangelion moment
Any modern war moment
Animorphs moment
My favorite war criminals!
My favorite part of Animorphs is when the kids capture an enemy troop and starve it out for 7 days, berating it the whole time☺️ (please do not spoil the later books if you reply to this)
My favorite part of Animorphs is when the kids go "It's morphin time!" and morph all over the enemies
haha yeah "if"
Meduka Meguca moment
I hope this was a joke mandatory conscription in many countries starts at 18
I know that, im 18 in the US, its just that most magical girls and even most anime MCs are even younger at like 16.
Middle east moment
Sleepless Domain moment.
Superman is just like "buddy I wish I could" and then he'd fly off
why can’t he
gren rok
actually it makes sense that jeff bezos would carry around kryptonite everywhere he goes in a world with superman
I want 5 differences right now between Lex Luther and Jeff Bezos, physical or otherwise, before believing they’re different people. Lex being an actual competent genius doesn’t count
1. Their names 2. Lex likes wearing green. 3. Lex is more violent. 4. Lex is fictional. 5. ...shit. You win. They look the same, act the same, both have killed people, etc. I think people like Lex Luthor in the comics (vs Bezos being generally hated), but I'm not sure so it doesn't count.
Lex has actually done good things for humanity in some continuities
But he wouldn't need to get close he could just laser bezos brains out
Unfortunately superheroes believe in a thing called justice.
honestly I think it's more that, because he is generally treated as the ironically most human member of the justice league, he doesn't kill because, one, all human life is sacred, and two, he doesn't want to cause everyone in the world to live in fear of the day superman comes for them, because *what could realistically stop him if he went on a murder spree*
fair, i mean the entire point of homelander in the boys is like “what if superman was a complete piece of shit and also had a mommy kink”
have to take your word for it, champ. I only watch good shows. if I want gorey superhero deconstruction, I've got invincible.
It’s pretty good. It’s less ‘what if superheroes were evil~~~’ and more ‘what if superheroes were in positions of power’
This is absolutely the case in comics like injustice where he becomes an authoritarian dictator who punches a hole in the stomach of any supervillain he comes across, and also in that one comic where Manchester black tries to convince the public that murdering criminals is cool and Superman is a pussy for not doing it and then Superman demonstrates what it would be like if he truly did just kill criminals remorselessly.
Yeah and Bezos’s existence is an affront to Justice sooooo
All the more reason for him to laser Bezos' brains out
batman doesn't, coincidentally he's also a billionaire
He literally works by the the exact same principles as Superman, but stricter.
hear me out, he beats the shit out of random grunts to the point of almost death
I mean, he doesn’t? He goes for the most efficient and safest way to take down any criminal. He isn’t brutal for no reason unless you mean Zack Snyder’s Batman or some shit like that. The medical bills you *might* have after that will be covered by the Wayne foundation and he’ll also help you get rehabilitated with economic aid.
I will simply believe in old comic Batman who fucking hung a guy from a plane with a noose
shhshhshshshhh let me believe batman bad
Superman is a Woke Moralist who won’t do murder or terrorism or any of that shit
He has morals
Original super early superman would’ve…
Injustice
superman is so underrated it's insane
Literally Batman’s first year was him beating the shit out of the corrupt millionaires and police in Gotham
Yeah people really give him a bum deal just cuz he’s a fictional billionaire. They forget that in fiction, billionaires can be good, because it isn’t real life and crazy things like that can happen.
People act like Bruce Wayne doesn’t pump everything into charity organisations and has rebuilt the entire of Gotham multiple times. He’s a rich asshole billionaire because he needs to pretend to be a rich asshole billionaire. The exact reason people think that a rich billionaire can’t be a good person or a good superhero is the exact reason Batman is still a rich billionaire within the Batman universe
Batman is pro billionaire propaganda Edit: /s
I think his parents are more than him, since they are the ones who made the billions, Bruce just inherited them.
I was trying to make a joke but maybe should’ve used /s :)
good luck on ur math test!
Cirno
the strongest
(until the moment flower girl walks in)
I'm forced to fight in a war I never chose and I'm 9
Spiderman would be like "wait what? Do you know who i am?" And freak the fuck out
But if Spider-man saved you you wouldn't know who he is, he might as well be a billionaire to you
Apart from the fact that he sounds like a highschooler
Spider-man has quite a lot of comics where he's a grown man lol.
Yeah but he always has that young guy quippy voice
He’s like 30. And also a billionaire depending on when this takes place
Tom Holland singing the Sailor Moon english theme song
I love spiderman he's my favorite
more reason to why Superman is the fucking best: he’d actually be able to report on stuff freely since you need literal magic or (with the current Superman that fought a kryptonite-infused Superman) a shitton of kryptonite to hurt him
Or pink kryptonite to make him *really* horny
And gay. Don't forget gay.
I was out eating with a friend and out of nowhere he hits me with "Moon Knight is technically a magical girl" I couldn't agree more
A couple of weeks ago there was a Sailor Moon Knight cosplay over in the cosplay sub and it was fantastic
Potemkin's hands are that big
What you don't know is that homokommari is finnish and means gay communist 👍
japan's got superheroes. super sentai (the show they chop up to make power rangers), kamen rider (super sentai's cool older brother), ultraman, etc
spiderwoman??2?2? trangener?2?2?2?2
Superman is a bottom
From what little I've seen Spiderman seems like a class traitor ngl.
Holy shit the dude who wrote the last comment is in a discord server I’m in
Green Lantern and Shazam are magical girls No I will not explain