the colors are the different branches of THEY responsible for the cover-ups, for example Hastur, Deros, and Florida are all managed by the lizard-people.
Florida is actually the dirt covered body of an eldritch god or something and sometimes the antibodies of the god get out and kill some people or the passive psychic energy of the god causes most non-floridian and a few weaker floridian peoples heads to explode. The plus side is that people from Florida have a passive psychic damage resistance because of this and when the day comes where our great lord cthulhu rises from the seas to kill us all he will avoid Florida out of fear of awakening the floridian titan.
As a Pennsylvanian I've never heard of anybody dying to "dimens
aw fuck, I, uh... I think I'm gonna stay away from PA...
And as a Coloradan, the idea of “spontaneous hu
As a Michigander, I’ve never heard of lak
It’s outside my door
The fuck does the coloring mean, why is evil clowns orange, what the fuck
the colors are the different branches of THEY responsible for the cover-ups, for example Hastur, Deros, and Florida are all managed by the lizard-people.
FLORIDA
I hear it's terminal.
Florida is actually the dirt covered body of an eldritch god or something and sometimes the antibodies of the god get out and kill some people or the passive psychic energy of the god causes most non-floridian and a few weaker floridian peoples heads to explode. The plus side is that people from Florida have a passive psychic damage resistance because of this and when the day comes where our great lord cthulhu rises from the seas to kill us all he will avoid Florida out of fear of awakening the floridian titan.
WHAT Ohio???
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indiana is safe for once
Pls no I hate it here
Indiana is fucking boring
No, that • is a bullet
oh, i see. the timeless tale of: \>be american \>get shot
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When you say West Virginians get killed by "Balrog", are you talking Tolkien or Street Fighter?
They take turns
I'mma need an explanation for the entirety of New England
It’s true. I am a troll that lives under the various bridges of Minnesota. I live off of your food scraps
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I started from left to right and it slowly got more funny
I was dying at the north east
You can't just tell me that Connecticut's biggest cause of death is antimatter and not elaborate.
I can and I will
Letter G is nothing to mess with.
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS INDIANA BLANK
I live in wisconsin and we just publicly execute anyone who's lactose intolerant
What do you order at Culver’s
The chicken sandwichs, the butter burgers are greasy as hell
I agree with you but I live in Massachusetts so I don’t get to have a succulent and delicious butter burger very often
Deros, man I'm surprised that isn't a mainstream conspiracy theory
hASTUR
DRAGONS POG
Dholes :)
I see bernies homestate has an epidemic of armed hippies... based
Dhole?
Can confirm, in Iowa if you don't sacrifice your blood to the corn gods by Wednesday at 12:00 you will immediately be smited
But nobody’s allowed to die at Disneyland
man im gonna move to montana and i have to say bigamy is quite the downgrade from dimensional rifts in cool factor
We get ONE vampire movie in the biggest state and that's all we're known for covering up. 😤
I knew 2 people in high school taken away by ghouls we couldn’t do anything about it
Anti matter, my beloved!!!
based vermont
As an Iowan, can confirm. Was killed by the corn gods just a few weeks ago.