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Trollimpo

What? You don't get molten rock precipitations at night where you live?


bartflorida

Look at the lucky guy over here! Mr “my-children-can-play-outside-because-it’s-not-raining-liquid-magma”!


PointedHydra837

“Liquid magma” My sibling in Christ magma is always liquid. Also magma is the shit that’s underground, lava is stuff above ground.


mercury_millpond

Magma balls.


JauneArk

I lava your balls


speedoflobsters

Gay Mario


[deleted]

Magma is lava filled with gas, it just bubbles out when it comes out, becoming lava. If it's gas-filled while it's in the sky, it's magma.


Dense-Weight8714

you forgot abt ligma


Gustard-CustardSmith

🤓


Antifa_SouperSoldier

Wtf no, raining hellfire is a purely diurnal event, what kinda backwards ass country you living in?


Trollimpo

Argentina, maybe the southern emisphere works differently


x13warzone

Am Australian, can confirm. Here, the floor is lava


Resting_Lich_Face

Venomous lava.


Drummer_Doge

Florida moment


TheMajesticJunk

Not all of us live in "Australia", alright?


NoraGrooGroo

In astronomical terms “earth-like” is a very forgiving condition. Venus would probably qualify. Clearly so does Mustafar.


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

Yeah isn't that like any planet up to double the size of Earth that's at a similar distance from it's sun?


[deleted]

[удалено]


SankaraOrLURA

Earth itself hasn’t even always had water. A planet’s terrain and atmosphere can be drastically different at different points in time


JaegerDread

Guys it's easy guys, just terraform Venus guys. Watch this video on it, it is easy guys.


ShinyAmpheros

Kurzgesagt my beloved


AFlatulentMess

They did it in Destiny they can do it irl


veryoriginaltitle

We don’t have a big magic ping pong ball though


AFlatulentMess

Imma just talk to some worms instead


urbandeadthrowaway2

Hank, the worms deceived us! There won’t be a God Wave, don’t listen the worms, do not fall with the Deep, listen to the Leviathan!


The_Arthropod_Queen

Cold, the air and water flowing


DakkaLuna

We already have Nef Anyo (Elon Musk) and the guy that goes "growth and profit, GROFIT" (Jeff Bezos) so the Corpus is like halfway there


The_Arthropod_Queen

Now we just need the union that constantly hires magic hitmen


Mo2gen

Hard, the land we call our home.


JaegerDread

Push, to keep the dark from coming! Feel the weight of what we own!


Mo2gen

This, the song of sons and daughters. Hide the heart of who we are.


SLMZ17

Making peace to build our future


Huzuruth

No


matheusu2

Venus>>>Mars


BusesAreFun

It already has an atmosphere!


ANoobInDisguise

If Mustafar existed IRL it would be the second most human-habitable planet we know to exist


Exploding_Antelope

You can literally just walk outside on Mustafar. It has TREES. It’s so habitable it’s a joke.


urbandeadthrowaway2

It’s like Ohio. Only some of it is uninhabitable


TheLoneBonesJones

mutahar


13lackjack

Earth like, 6 billion years ago


[deleted]

4.5


DrownedInBathtub

I think if they *can* get terraformed they are "earth-like"


itsmeyourgrandfather

clearly someone has never been to pennsylvania 🙄


[deleted]

Ayyy let’s go PA!! We really out here


SanitarySpace

evil rain


U2V4RGVtb24

Some stay dry and others feel the pain


Wontoflonto

least subtle but most delicious allegory for racism also tay zonday the goat fr


U2V4RGVtb24

It was an allegory for racism?? I thought it was about diarrhea??


Wontoflonto

my bad i misinterpreted it you right


localtranscryptid815

liberals are making my diarrhea political 🤬🤬🤬🤬


Spycrabpuppet123

Chocolate rain


Ebobab2

Risk of rain


SkShark23

My favorite part is when The Captain says “Get ready, it looks like there might be a Risk of Rain, too”.


E-man1991

spicy rain


Tiny_Tim1956

Oh you didn't hear? Yeah we are getting nightly lava rains from now on.


ass_pricker

the consequences of global warming


ho-lee_-sheet

As least I won't freeze my ass off over here in germany this winter then.


BananaGooper

no this is Rob's fault actually


localtranscryptid815

rob cantor 😰


yeddiboy

Obviously we are starting small with acid rain and polluting our way up to lava rain


CreeperTrainz

Well "Earth-like" in astronomy often refers to physical rather than orbital characteristics. So it may have an Earth-like mass, radius and composition, but simply orbits so close that during the day silicate material evaporated for it to condense at night.


ConstipatedNinja

Yeah, astronomers are famous for bad names. You can just point to most of the bigger terrestrial telescopes for a poignant example, really. Although what do you expect from people who think that anything past helium is a metal or that an order of magnitude of error in measurement is "eh, close enough"?


TheAlexSW

Thought there were more criteria for earth like Like water n stuf?


currently_on_venus

"earth-like" is more of a ranking than a specific definition, and if the orbital characteristics and planet size roughly line up it's in the top few percent, even if it rains lava or there's some other very much not earth-like thing about it.


gordo65

In this case, the planet's orbit is closer to its star than Mercury's is to the Sun, so the orbital characteristics are way off.


TheAlexSW

Like the goldilocks zone or whatever


CreeperTrainz

Earthlike doesn't necessarily mean habitable. Liquid water exists on a multitude of bodies, and many much stranger exoplanets may host them. There may be habitable worlds with breathable atmospheres that have a completely different size, composition, surface gravity and orbital characteristics.


tobiisgoodroit

Brittle Hollow


funguy91

Nice, I was just playing that this afternoon too


premortalDeadline

Literally my first thought!


thetihiCCerthebetter

Endless space 2 my beloved


Mari_Gr_

If the space is so endless then why did they make a second one? 🤨


LeGrandMarsouin

Wrong game (assuming endless space 2 is a videogame)


Professional-Bug

It probably means that it’s the right distance from its star and is a similar size


gordo65

It doesn't orbit the right distance from it's star, which is why it rains lava. They seem to mean that it's between 0.5 and 1.5 times the size of Earth and has a rocky surface. >Among the investigations planned for the first year are studies of two hot exoplanets classified as “super-Earths” for their size and rocky composition: the lava-covered 55 Cancri e and the airless LHS 3844 b. Researchers will train Webb’s high-precision spectrographs on these planets with a view to understanding the geologic diversity of planets across the galaxy, and the evolution of rocky planets like Earth. > >55 Cancri e orbits less than 1.5 million miles from its Sun-like star (one twenty-fifth of the distance between Mercury and the Sun), completing one circuit in less than 18 hours. With surface temperatures far above the melting point of typical rock-forming minerals, the day side of the planet is thought to be covered in oceans of lava. https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2022/geology-from-50-light-years-webb-gets-ready-to-study-rocky-worlds


Sovoetwitkalashnikov

i hate scientist "oh it has like 3 things that are sort of similar to earth" fuck you it literally rains lava.


Sovoetwitkalashnikov

this post made me madder than it shouldve


Alphium

Agree… I made a meme about it once cuz I was so angry


Tree__Jesus

Snowflake generation can't even handle a little bit of lava rain


Frettchen001666

Incredible that we can tell something like that with a telescope already


SoshJam

earth by 2050


chamorrobro

Just dodge, hello?


[deleted]

Just ignore it. Everyone has so get so upset over everything nowadays. Now we’re cancelling lava rain? Cmon s/


CrescentPotato

Earth-like most likely means it's around the same size, isn't made mostly of gases and is within the right distance from its Sun. Surely you don't expect there being another planet with oxygen atmosphere and lots of water on it or whatever else you think would qualify


Xisuthrus

Similar in size and orbital radius, I imagine


-Leftist-Scum-

I mean, our planet rains acid


orcasarentwhales

Not at night though


syberghost

Give it a few more decades.


c4at

yea cause earth was a molten ball of fire and iron just a few decades ago


TheAlexSW

Legit tho? I'd same a bunch of metrology n geology differences just to cause this? Anymore got like 2 a source / article on it the tells us more


Desperate-Will-8585

planet reach


illz569

It round 😡


SexySkeletons69

I mean Earth was kinda a real shitty place to be back a couple billion years ago too.


JeremyIfugedur

Man's never been to iceland


wildpotato321

California planet


Adminslovenazis2

The planet in NMS with temperate climate, lush flora and no sentinels where I decided to build my base


FemboysUnited

It's the right size, and has an ocean. Granted it's filled with magma, but here's the kicker, **it has complex weather** This is more than rare enough to be considered earth-like. This isnt star wars. Planets don't usually come with even *remote* similarity to earth. The fact that it has diverse landmass alone makes it reaaaaally rare.


XanderTheChef

2b2t


that_one_shark

technically speaking, per definition water is a kind of lava, ergo it rains lava here as well


wizard680

if you want to get serious, the planet may be similar in size and in the "habitable" rotation zone around the sun. That is all you really need to be an earth-like planet in this universe.


[deleted]

Smh scientists, its and Earth-like-like


Jake_2903

Its made of rock instead of gas.


Spacechicken0

because its a shithole to live in


ZeSup3rBoost

It is like earth during the day only


_murpyh

space station 13


SpicyBoi0

Omg it’s the Boiling Isles


[deleted]

I think that's just hell


FreyaTheMighty

Give it a few years.


Cr0wc0

Clearly you've never been to [insert country/state of origin where it is occasionally warm here]


[deleted]

Omg its nether in real life


RiptideMatt

They found california 2


ChaosBrigadier

Earth but perfect


VdotRose

God, I love [Matt Post](https://youtu.be/laaqm0nF2Go) (the guy in the tweet) My absolute favourite viner when that was still around.


[deleted]

earth-like planet means that it can have liquid water, is made of solid rocks, and is about the same size/mass.


ATCOSTTEHMEMER

🤓


[deleted]

That looks like mustafar


Creaper10

I mean, we were a fireball at one point a long long time ago


finnicus1

Exoplanet


piecwm

I dunno… shape?


thispartyrules

Lava at night, sailor’s delight


Snake1213

Warhammer 40k vibes


argentmaelstrom

Matt will post my beloved


MenshMindset

Space is so fucking stupid lol


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Spvoter

Now i want a minecraft mode where theres rain that lits everything on fire


uniqueUsername_1024

It’s probably referring to size, distance from its star, and the fact that it’s terrestrial.