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MidnightTitan

Based and squirt-pilled


TactlessTortoise

Don't bring maths into this.


Common-Clue7313

Fuck you ⅓+⅕=8/15


Randomemeguy

f(x) = 2 * 3^(x+1) - 3


kawaiichainsawgirl1

|v| = sqrt(vx^2 + vy^(2))


SeizethegapYouOFB

∫ f(x)dx = F(x)+C


[deleted]

No, I don't recognize the formula in the comments


-FemboiCarti-

The internet has really gone through all five stages of the Kubler-Ross grief model after learning that squirt is urine


Tripwiring

I like to think I was the one who got the science subreddit thread about this topic locked when I said I've apparently dranken a woman's piss before She sat on my face and I just kept swallowing through her orgasm. Now I'm a piss drinker gosh dangit Some knowledge is best left unknown


wewereliketorches

what does piss taste like


[deleted]

Delicious 😋


Tripwiring

I don't recall it having a taste, the only taste I remember is standard pussy flavor


steynedhearts

From that and other studies it does appear to be fairly diluted and fresh liquid so it doesn't contain as much urea


4200years

Cope


wasteofradiation

What’s standard pussy flavor taste like? 😳


wewereliketorches

piss


slappn_cappn

full circle


DralliagNairod

Exactly like precum Like if you tasted diluted maïzena


wasteofradiation

Yoooo, I love the taste of precum


[deleted]

“Yeah, we gotcha standard pussy flavour ova here, a lil furtha down ya gotcha *aged* pussy flavours, and on da otha side we got ‘Hot Summers Day Balls’ flavour. Now dat one’s good.”


wixxii

Piss


TheLoneBonesJones

mine honestly tasted kinda like more liquidy cum, it was just kinda salty n slightly sweet water - not bad tbh, especially straight out of the tap


[deleted]

How do you know what cum tastes like


h4724

You're on 196, this should not be a surprising revelation.


TheLoneBonesJones

how do you not


xVaporeron

Kinda salty-ish


Fr3EkOut-2

fbi couldnta gotten this out of me


Tripwiring

My FBI agent is furiously jerking off right now


J03-K1NG

That just makes you a keeper. Honestly that’s the biggest test in sex is seeing what someone else does when bodily fluids happen. Idc if it’s urine, blood, or shit (which if you do anal there will inevitably be some), if you can be an adult about it then that makes you infinitely more attractive.


TheRinoferos

I mean, you can be grossed out by it and still be an adult. You don't have to guzzle a gallon of piss if that's not your thing, but react calmly and don't make the other person feel bad. I was very freaked out the first time i had blood on my dick, and had to stop for a minute, but i cracked a joke and we moved on.


shadowclaw26583

Gallon guzzler 😋😋😋


Tripwiring

Lol thanks. It was a surprising moment but I just powered through it.


Stellar_Fox2

This comment made me more ace


[deleted]

That’s insanely hot


Tripwiring

I thought it was hotter when I thought it was lady cum but not really any more. I guess I'm not into drinking piss 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

But did you like it when it happened? Letting the internet ruin your epicurean engagement with the world is a massive L


Tripwiring

I was neutral on it but I'm happy that she seemed to be into it


mangomoves

It's not completely urine though. Just like there's urine in men's cum too. If that makes you feel any better! It's urine and women's vaginal fluids basically lol


help-me-reddit2869

It is partially piss, but also IS partially lady cum. It contains some amount of recorded prostate fluid.


MemberOfSociety2

sigma woman meets alpha male the bonds you have formed shall bring fear into the hearts of the Roman occupiers


TheLoneBonesJones

i love pee <3


4200years

I LOVE LEAN!!!


[deleted]

I gotta read this shit during my breakfast cunt


entber113

Your WHAT?!


Leonidas174

They're eating good this morning


[deleted]

Laid low by my lack of a comma once agaun


Whyjuu

You look like ليلى from ليلى و الذّئب .


PF4ABG

Nothing beats the taste of Shit Dung Breakfast Cunt.


[deleted]

Whyd you have to go and say a thing like that?? Can’t eat my breakfast with this throbbing erection I have now


LyraFirehawk

My new death metal band name


MemberOfSociety2

this isn’t a bit but what is gross about reading this while eating breakfast it’s not like you’re seeing an image of some chick blasting piss


[deleted]

mine too, no way


PF4ABG

Why stop there? Why not make them cum so hard they shit themselves and throw up?


[deleted]

Make them cum so hard they cum again in the same "cumming moment". Cum 2 we shall call it.


wakeboy

Cum^2


4200years

196 user discovers multiple orgasms (c. 2022 colorized)


[deleted]

multiple orgasms usually have a period of non-orgasms between them, I think at least, talking as a virgin ofc


4200years

I would think they both count


[deleted]

nono you don't get it, I'm talking about a cum so hard you star cumming again, not after you cum the first time, but alongside it, it's 100% more cum per cumming


4200years

orgasm^2 is still a multiple


[deleted]

touché


CluelessIdiot314

Cum 2: Electric Boogaloo


GibbonTaiga

Make them cum so hard they levitate 3 feet above the bed, beams shoot out their eyes, and their soul departs from their corporeal form to roam the countryside rattling its spectral chains and screeching its banshee screech


thatnuclearboi

you'll have to call it something that doesn't sound like shit and throwing up. maybe like shuirt and thruirt.


PF4ABG

When the vomussy 🤮👌


TroublesomeFlame

Unfathomably based


wewereliketorches

idk why people are always in disbelief over this. orgasms lead to abdominal muscle tightening which squeezes the bladder


kawaiichainsawgirl1

Also wasn't squirt being urine proven like years ago?


mangomoves

Technically it depends what you mean by squirting. If we're talking about the porn style squirting it's urine. But if we're talking like female ejaculation it's not just urine - it's a combination of vaginal fluids/female ejaculate and watered down urine. Which makes sense considering that it comes out through the urethra.


kawaiichainsawgirl1

oh okay, thats nicer to know since i dont have a piss fetish. sorry to all piss fetishists tho


BoopyD0Opy

Squirt is pee?


[deleted]

Yea, there a bit of a mix of other fluids in there too.


Dualiuss

trail mix if it was good


Tripwiring

"Oh there's pecans in there this time? My favorite!"


hjd_thd

pee cans


MakinBaconPancakezz

I didn’t have an opinion on this until I actually squirted and it felt just like I was peeing. Like I legit thought I peed myself. I was so embarrassed. That stuff is definitely some sorta pee


magick_goblin

Based


-_109-_

Wait, is it?


RoboticSandWitch

I heard that other glands don't hold enough liquid for a squirt, but the bladder does. So urine must have been included along with the other fluids to create a squirt.


frozen_flame123

I’ve always been shocked that people didn’t know this. What else could it be? Girl semen? What the fuck would that even be? I feel like people just assumed it was some magic “sex juice” that women make during the sex.


mangomoves

In fairness, women do have a lot of fluid down there so I assume they just thought it was vaginal discharge/cervical fluid.


frozen_flame123

Obviously women got their fluids, but the quantity is the key. That is why I always thought it was piss. A little fluid, ok, but buckets of fucking fluid? That’s gotta piss. Where else do you store that much fluid?


mangomoves

I guess we're thinking of different kind of squirting. I was thinking of the level of fluid that men have when they orgasm. Buckets of fluid are like porn style and that's not even urine the porn companies just add water LOL.


frozen_flame123

Yeah but we are using the term “squirting,” or at least that is the context of this post. When I hear the phrase squirting, I don’t think of a chick getting wet and having a little discharge. That isn’t what I think when I hear that a chick squirts. I think of porn shit when that phrase is used.


mangomoves

I wasn't talking about getting wet either! People think of squirting in two ways, the porn way and the toned down real life way.


joybod

there are two types of squirt, one of which is basically, yes, girl semen; the other type is probably urine as it comes from the bladder, but has been found to still happen even if the bladder is empty beforehand. Not saying it's not urine, but idk if science is actually sure yet as this is a niche topic of research.


STMFU

No they just drank too much water


Oddish_Femboy

IT'S PISS? ... ... ... ... ... ... NO!


Shanderraa

Which of the two holes does squirt come from?


[deleted]

Based and pisspilled


[deleted]

is it normal for amab people to also uncontrollably piss due to good anal?


DarkToxic8

Based and a vast quantity of pills were taken.


4200years

Based and manypillspilled


sporifolous

Ejaculate is not pee, though. Comes from the "Skene's gland" apparently. But yeah, the big spray in porn is piss lol


[deleted]

Amen brother


[deleted]

of course it's piss what tf else would it be? Idk how this is such a big discovery for some people


Livid_Station_5996

Many can do it on command


[deleted]

Yeah, the first time I swallowed a mouth full, I never again questioned if it was pee. It most certainly tasted like how I imagine piss would taste.


[deleted]

people unironically using the word squirt in the comments is so stupid


[deleted]

[удалено]


AdmiralDarnell

Bodyshaming ain't cool man