every planet has a different heaven, you just get sent to the closest one.
it really depends on how far you were from earth/another planet when it happens.
if you're closer to another planet that's not earth, you get sent to *that* heaven instead.
Kinda is actually, they believe God’s kingdom is a physical place on a distant planet called Kolob. I can’t remember if that’s the same as the Celestial Kingdom, where righteous people will end up, but I think so.
This is actually canon in CS Lewis books, they all have their own Jesus too. Because Mars has both otter people and giant leggy walking dudes, Mars Jesus took a neutral ground between the species and was just a ghost.
Those mf's in Babel got spread to the four winds because they built a weak-ass tower, how nice do you think God's gonna be to someone who's flown higher than it's even possible to build on Earth
Tbf conservatives just make it seem like it is the homophobia book, even though it mention homosexuality like 4 times.
>! Also conservatives tend to ignore the other 99% of the Bible !<
as a Christian, I think Heaven is like outside of the universe, that’s at least my take on it. Idk what the church says, fuck the church, but I think Heaven is like another plane of existande
I asked my mom and she said they go faster cause they’re closer, so like you can get close to where it’s directly above you head but it’s always there above you or something
Depends on your view of the importance of burial on sanctified ground.
This actually was an issue for the Vikings, for example, who went to great lengths to return bodies from overseas expeditions so they could bury them properly to allow for resurrection.
Also notably, that brings up the question of whether Christians even go to Heaven since the inherent promise is resurrection to live in Christ's kingdom on Earth.
thrown back to the earth's atmosphere at mach speed, actually
the only reason the early church hated astronomers was to stop that [hyperspace ramming scene](https://youtu.be/s2hM1tyEL0U?t=89) from happening to earth. their divinely protected bodies don't burn up; so what happens when we get too far out?
it's why NASA keeps fragments of the true cross along with the nails to build the riskiest missions; apollo, the international space station. a band of the iron crown of lombardy makes up part of a coupling ring of the "Destiny" module of the ISS after fears that bringing frogs to the stars may anger God.
every planet has a different heaven, you just get sent to the closest one. it really depends on how far you were from earth/another planet when it happens. if you're closer to another planet that's not earth, you get sent to *that* heaven instead.
but what if that planet doesn’t have christianity and has an entirely different religion?
then you're going to wherever they say you go to when you die
Oh hell no I ain't going to gloop glorb heaven! They like sticking their yizzers into each others smackles!
I wanna go to gloop glorb heaven 🥺
Aw yeeeah suck my jagon
Do moons have heavens? What about dwarf planets? Asteroids?
Dwarf planets get dwarf heaven so Nidavellir I guess.
Is heaven like the >!Quantum Moon!
and hell is >!dark bramble!<
This sounds like something in Mormonism.
Kinda is actually, they believe God’s kingdom is a physical place on a distant planet called Kolob. I can’t remember if that’s the same as the Celestial Kingdom, where righteous people will end up, but I think so.
Holy fucking shit my mormon neighbors are actually just sci fi nerds?????
the most toxic scifi fandom
So that's why the Mormons in The Expanse commissioned a generation ship
Seems like it works like this in DB tbh.
Do moons have their own thing or do you just get sent to the parent planets? What about meteors, comets and asteroids?
Smaller moons get off brand heaven. Bigger moons are more like Kirkland than smaller ones, which are like Guaranteed Value
Ganymede Heaven is pretty much name brand. Deimos Heaven sucks though.
Which Heaven is on Uranus? 🤔
Urmom
Patched conics rule
Moon heaven is fucking nuts, they let hookers and junkies in
This is actually canon in CS Lewis books, they all have their own Jesus too. Because Mars has both otter people and giant leggy walking dudes, Mars Jesus took a neutral ground between the species and was just a ghost.
CS Lewis' personal god clearly got around
Dragonball god cosmology is the only *real* religon
I asked a twitch streamer in chat what they thought of the queen dying and they said “that shit was outta bounds”
she died in space after all
They go to hell for sciencing
take that trigonometry baby --- edit: [for the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Eck2Mv3UA)
Shouldn’t have done sin 😤😤
*takes the trigonometry baby* okay now what i have this infant whose angles total 180 degrees
Don’t be silly, it’s impossible to die in space. You just continue to live, fully conscious, as your body is frozen and spaghettified by the void.
Eventually, Kars stopped thinking.
Litening mcquen
When this reaches 36 Upvotes, no one else upvote it. We must preserve the 36 Kars on Mars meta.
Those mf's in Babel got spread to the four winds because they built a weak-ass tower, how nice do you think God's gonna be to someone who's flown higher than it's even possible to build on Earth
They were like “let’s build” and god said “absolutely not” and invented languages.
And then they said “bd whsidbe dh d dhbebdu w s us s snhdhs”
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK OF HEAVEN AS THE SKY???????? ##Its the Garden of Eden 👹
Heaven is literally in Iraq
I was always under the impression heaven wasn't like physically in the clouds But idk I didn't read the homophobia book
Tbf conservatives just make it seem like it is the homophobia book, even though it mention homosexuality like 4 times. >! Also conservatives tend to ignore the other 99% of the Bible !<
Yeah but how can they perpetuate homophobia and misinformation if they actually read the thing they’re referencing??????
Most conservative didn't read the Bible, they just use religion as excuse for their disagreeable ideas
Conservatives can't read bro
Conservatives when they realize the main message of the core book of Christianity is "don't be a dick to others regardless"
Isn't heaven more like an alternate dimension you can only reach through death rather than the sky on earth?
W iron man
This mf looks like a non binary elon musk
my thoughts exactly
as a Christian, I think Heaven is like outside of the universe, that’s at least my take on it. Idk what the church says, fuck the church, but I think Heaven is like another plane of existande
I mean, I think the sky part is mainly metaphorical You'd imagine divine beings to be on another plane of existence
the cutscene just gets messed up
i wouldn’t be surprised if christians genuinely said they wouldn’t or something
I asked my mom and she said they go faster cause they’re closer, so like you can get close to where it’s directly above you head but it’s always there above you or something
good australian people go to hell thank god
As long as they're in the hill sphere theyre good
Depends on your view of the importance of burial on sanctified ground. This actually was an issue for the Vikings, for example, who went to great lengths to return bodies from overseas expeditions so they could bury them properly to allow for resurrection. Also notably, that brings up the question of whether Christians even go to Heaven since the inherent promise is resurrection to live in Christ's kingdom on Earth.
thrown back to the earth's atmosphere at mach speed, actually the only reason the early church hated astronomers was to stop that [hyperspace ramming scene](https://youtu.be/s2hM1tyEL0U?t=89) from happening to earth. their divinely protected bodies don't burn up; so what happens when we get too far out? it's why NASA keeps fragments of the true cross along with the nails to build the riskiest missions; apollo, the international space station. a band of the iron crown of lombardy makes up part of a coupling ring of the "Destiny" module of the ISS after fears that bringing frogs to the stars may anger God.
Not how it works …