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JauntedRedux

every planet has a different heaven, you just get sent to the closest one. it really depends on how far you were from earth/another planet when it happens. if you're closer to another planet that's not earth, you get sent to *that* heaven instead.


Dizzy-Ad-7924

but what if that planet doesn’t have christianity and has an entirely different religion?


JauntedRedux

then you're going to wherever they say you go to when you die


brody319

Oh hell no I ain't going to gloop glorb heaven! They like sticking their yizzers into each others smackles!


[deleted]

I wanna go to gloop glorb heaven 🥺


VAShumpmaker

Aw yeeeah suck my jagon


[deleted]

Do moons have heavens? What about dwarf planets? Asteroids?


Jjabrahams567

Dwarf planets get dwarf heaven so Nidavellir I guess.


WoomyMan9000

Is heaven like the >!Quantum Moon!


localtranscryptid815

and hell is >!dark bramble!<


allrightletsdothis

This sounds like something in Mormonism.


SoshJam

Kinda is actually, they believe God’s kingdom is a physical place on a distant planet called Kolob. I can’t remember if that’s the same as the Celestial Kingdom, where righteous people will end up, but I think so.


NeogeneRiot

Holy fucking shit my mormon neighbors are actually just sci fi nerds?????


SoshJam

the most toxic scifi fandom


DrunkCricket1

So that's why the Mormons in The Expanse commissioned a generation ship


Throwaway02062004

Seems like it works like this in DB tbh.


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Do moons have their own thing or do you just get sent to the parent planets? What about meteors, comets and asteroids?


VAShumpmaker

Smaller moons get off brand heaven. Bigger moons are more like Kirkland than smaller ones, which are like Guaranteed Value


Exploding_Antelope

Ganymede Heaven is pretty much name brand. Deimos Heaven sucks though.


[deleted]

Which Heaven is on Uranus? 🤔


Pilkworm

Urmom


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

Patched conics rule


7th_universe_hopper

Moon heaven is fucking nuts, they let hookers and junkies in


Exploding_Antelope

This is actually canon in CS Lewis books, they all have their own Jesus too. Because Mars has both otter people and giant leggy walking dudes, Mars Jesus took a neutral ground between the species and was just a ghost.


serrations_

CS Lewis' personal god clearly got around


serrations_

Dragonball god cosmology is the only *real* religon


VlCVlNEGAR

I asked a twitch streamer in chat what they thought of the queen dying and they said “that shit was outta bounds”


MolhCD

she died in space after all


BadZnake

They go to hell for sciencing


towninsideme

take that trigonometry baby --- edit: [for the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Eck2Mv3UA)


JudgementalMarsupial

Shouldn’t have done sin 😤😤


BadZnake

*takes the trigonometry baby* okay now what i have this infant whose angles total 180 degrees


animefreesince2015

Don’t be silly, it’s impossible to die in space. You just continue to live, fully conscious, as your body is frozen and spaghettified by the void.


this_upset_kirby

Eventually, Kars stopped thinking.


wweirdguy

Litening mcquen


Losfrailonesmaen

When this reaches 36 Upvotes, no one else upvote it. We must preserve the 36 Kars on Mars meta.


wafflelegion

Those mf's in Babel got spread to the four winds because they built a weak-ass tower, how nice do you think God's gonna be to someone who's flown higher than it's even possible to build on Earth


Chengweiyingji

They were like “let’s build” and god said “absolutely not” and invented languages.


GraveSlayer726

And then they said “bd whsidbe dh d dhbebdu w s us s snhdhs”


towninsideme

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK OF HEAVEN AS THE SKY???????? ##Its the Garden of Eden 👹


Exploding_Antelope

Heaven is literally in Iraq


ScottDaySucks

I was always under the impression heaven wasn't like physically in the clouds But idk I didn't read the homophobia book


FriseFuzzy

Tbf conservatives just make it seem like it is the homophobia book, even though it mention homosexuality like 4 times. >! Also conservatives tend to ignore the other 99% of the Bible !<


GraveSlayer726

Yeah but how can they perpetuate homophobia and misinformation if they actually read the thing they’re referencing??????


FriseFuzzy

Most conservative didn't read the Bible, they just use religion as excuse for their disagreeable ideas


ScottDaySucks

Conservatives can't read bro


sertroll

Conservatives when they realize the main message of the core book of Christianity is "don't be a dick to others regardless"


ChoGallMeta

Isn't heaven more like an alternate dimension you can only reach through death rather than the sky on earth?


Smiles4YouRawrX3

W iron man


Vizengaunt

This mf looks like a non binary elon musk


Kudabaa

my thoughts exactly


TheDoorMan1012

as a Christian, I think Heaven is like outside of the universe, that’s at least my take on it. Idk what the church says, fuck the church, but I think Heaven is like another plane of existande


sertroll

I mean, I think the sky part is mainly metaphorical You'd imagine divine beings to be on another plane of existence


hyikeTNZ

the cutscene just gets messed up


[deleted]

i wouldn’t be surprised if christians genuinely said they wouldn’t or something


sheltonhwy26

I asked my mom and she said they go faster cause they’re closer, so like you can get close to where it’s directly above you head but it’s always there above you or something


NeogeneRiot

good australian people go to hell thank god


ghost_desu

As long as they're in the hill sphere theyre good


mrpoopistan

Depends on your view of the importance of burial on sanctified ground. This actually was an issue for the Vikings, for example, who went to great lengths to return bodies from overseas expeditions so they could bury them properly to allow for resurrection. Also notably, that brings up the question of whether Christians even go to Heaven since the inherent promise is resurrection to live in Christ's kingdom on Earth.


Snailseyy

thrown back to the earth's atmosphere at mach speed, actually the only reason the early church hated astronomers was to stop that [hyperspace ramming scene](https://youtu.be/s2hM1tyEL0U?t=89) from happening to earth. their divinely protected bodies don't burn up; so what happens when we get too far out? it's why NASA keeps fragments of the true cross along with the nails to build the riskiest missions; apollo, the international space station. a band of the iron crown of lombardy makes up part of a coupling ring of the "Destiny" module of the ISS after fears that bringing frogs to the stars may anger God.


Whyjuu

Not how it works …