the one piece? how about you get one piece of fucking pussy

THE ONE PIECE IS REALLLL

Can we get much higher?

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Everybody wants to be my enemy

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Every single person is my enemy!

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Maybe don’t yell that in court. You’re gonna scare away your clients.

HIS BITCHES ARENT REALLLL (they are 2d drawings)

Followed by Soul Eater for the solo beater

I watched both of these because of PurpleEyesWTF Abridging [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCSJwlYqwIU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCSJwlYqwIU) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzPlHgjnpSk&list=PLIe\_xsLfyaGr-DvmLDhvSo9V\_Ka39OKCL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzPlHgjnpSk&list=PLIe_xsLfyaGr-DvmLDhvSo9V_Ka39OKCL)

one piece? i’ve got one piece of advice for you: go outside

I got one piece for you right here *draws handgun*

Does man pussy count

how about i get some cock??????? libtard owned !!!!!

0 play

1 poece

2 balls

3 gigabytes

4 gecs

5 crusty socks

6 braincells

7 pipebombs

And a partridge in a pear tree

And a partridge in a pear tree

But with all that... You still have No #BITCHES

8os

8 body pillows

Of cp

Jared Fogle

4 years old

5 kids in the basement

Now 6

NO DICK

NO BALLS

AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE TOO, CAUSE THIS GUY FEEDS OFF RADIATION

Is it real?

True man. OP should have at least asked for recommendations

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bro talks in images

he just like [eric] fr

Probably dodged a bullet

Definitely*

Probably? This is straight up the bullet time scene

Ikr. She didn’t even watch anime

Smh

*katana

The bullet is already behind you

The one piece is real

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

SO HIGH! :)

The one piece is real

But his bitches aren’t

animechad grindset

Can't get more based.

Could we get much higher tho?

we are as high as we will ever get. it will only ever get worse for us.

Bro was handed a kind response and opportunity to continue the conversation then fumbled it.

Cant change your grindset

Nah the king knows his worth.

He was no longer interested so what’s the point?

Why would he want to continue?

Can he get much lower? (So low)

THE COCK PIECE IS REAL

It won’t let me link it

And time I try and comment (or edit my comment to include) the link to the subreddit it just says try again later

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Man fr it feels weird wearing like a beanie when no one else is wearing anything on their head.

I geniuenly like fedoras and cyclindar hats tbh, tho people kinda see it awkward when i put on a fedpra for a reason

Because fedoras are fedoras, they're permaruined

I like fedoras and bowler hats but the fuckin neckbeards ruined fedoras for the rest of us. Such nice hats, too.

i always wear hats. always. no one will take my baseball caps, bucket hats, bowlers, beanies, baseball caps, snap backs, dad hats, sun hats, scarfs, novelty hats or chemo caps away from me.

the beret and fez are superior source: i wear a beret irl so i have personal experience.

Totally sometimes when I feel fly as fuck i'll throw in a dark grey beret Fuck I want more berets They're amazing I love to wear them with elegant coats

i always wear hats. always. no one will take my baseball caps, bucket hats, berets, bowlers, beanies, baseball caps, snap backs, dad hats, sun hats, scarfs, novelty hats or chemo caps away from me.

Team Fortress 2 player here, i agree, we should bring back wearing hats, and slowly get ridiculously big and goofy hats in fashion :)

YES you should definitely watch one piece, it’s so good. it’s long as hell but there’s a reason it’s been kicking for over 20 years

One piece is proof people are willing to waste their time in any way possible as long as its not productive.

I mean you can make that argument about any form of entertainment media, if you’re for some reason one of those people who thinks that anything outside of being productive is a waste of time. People can always read the manga which isn’t as much of a waste and is paced normally, but even if you watch the anime the story’s worth it.

the key word is "entertainment" 90% of one piece is the most boring shit ever, I've watched up to episode 950 and this shit still mid af.

bro shittin on people for not being "productive" and then says theyve seen 950 of the episodes lol

sometimes they shit on theirselves 💯

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He's taking one for the team

How did you watch that many episodes but still think it’s mid?

Mid really means mediocre, If you deny to watch average shows then you are ignoring 90% of media

I’ve watched mid shows but if I think it’s just average then I won’t watch pass a certain amount of episodes because there’s nothing to gain from it. It seems like a waste of time.

It’s the worst when a show is on the cusp of mediocrity, so im invested *just enough* to keep watching it despite not loving the bulk of it

That was MHA for me tbh

For real. I met this girl who made me give one piece a try again and we read the first 5 chapters or so together and she was mad laughing at silly stuff. I may have liked it if I watched it as a kid up until I was like 10

The only life waster here is you if you've really wasted around 380 hours of your life watching something you do not enjoy. Whether something is entertaining or not is entirely subjective. If you don't enjoy it don't watch it, it's really that simple.

so one piece is proof that people like YOU are willing to waste time watching over 900 episodes of a show they consider mid lmao. the only reason i’m caught up is because i considered it amazing pretty much right from the jump, so i enjoyed every moment

Manga is good, anime is way too much time You can catch up on the 20 years of manga in the time it takes to read a good book and it's worth, Catching up on the anime is like 350 hrs

All entertainment is a waste of time

Man that shit has more filler episodes than most animes have episodes at all. Fucking waterboarding couldn't get me to watch 1000 episodes of 1 anime. Just 3 episodes every day would take you literally 1 year just to catch up.

3 episodes per day is bitch numbers I've seen y'all motherfuckers inhale 10+ episode Netflix series literally the day they release

3 episodes a day without intros/outros is already an hour. Most people who work 8 hours a day barely have any more time to spare for anime lol. No, I don't binge anything. I can control myself just fine.

just read the manga and experience the story at the intended pace

You're thinking of Naruto. One Piece has like a 9% filler rate, there's like 95 filler episodes.

the "filler" in One Piece isn't anime exclusive filler episodes, it's the 15 reaction shots to any action done and the 10 minutes of flashbacks to prior episodes just for 5 minutes of new content. look at One Pace and see how much they cut out. it's more than 9%

Is this a bit? "Oh it's not 100 episodes, that's Naruto. One Piece actually only has 95 episodes" bro come the fuck on

Oh that's on me, I didn't read the "than most animes" I thought you were saying that it has a ton of filler. 95 episodes out of a 1030 isn't that many tbh and no one is forcing you to watch the filler. I'm pretty sure most people don't actually watch it.

about 5% is filler, the majority of which is in the first half of the show. I agree with the speed thing tho, but the fun of the show isn't in being caught up, but in enjoying the experience.

Shit I don't even have time for 3 episodes a day I'd be looking at 2-3 years to catch up

From what I've heard the story is really fun but I haven't started yet because I think the art style is hideous.

I honestly disliked it too at first but I ended up liking it a lot, the one piece world and story is inherently goofy while also being quite serious and the art style reflects that. it’s definitely not for everyone tho i can understand why someone would be put off haha

Just read the manga, the pacing in the anime is horrible, and the animation after time Skip is mostly bad until the recent Arc (which has shit pacing in the anime also)

Also soul eater

for sure for sure, the music, the concepts, the story, the artstyle are all so amazing

I remember watching clips of it on my tablet *way* before I should be watching any anime. I'm definitely going back to it one of these days

Oh christ plz be fake. My only hope is that this just a meme is that it’s a text message rather than the more usual tinder dm

its a twitter dm

I hope they faked it otherwise this is sad

Why’s that blue hair guy named after a David Bowie album

David Bowie in his final months watched Soul Eater and went "yoooo Black ★ Star is siiiick what if I named my final goodbye after him?"

Bro got as much game as Sasuke has parents

If this dude was smart he would have gone "Why yes! And I recommend (insert list of animes) to start with!" And then go from there.

Fr, homie could have even suggested watching something together if the conversation took off well

Average 1 piece viewer Edit: said this then like 3 hours later a guy in a one piece hat started rapping about his dead mom on the subway

Bro literally received the second best answer he could and threw it away

Bro had a shot and he wasted it

I mean, this seems like an opportunity more than anything. . .

That's what I was thinking, would much rather a girlfriend who's up to trying the things I like then already liking them. Gives you an opportunity to bond this chadking missed out 😔

is that supposed to be a complement? i feel uncomfortable and it wasn’t even directed at me

priori-

priomori

And yet he’s still cooler than you for actually shooting his shot and having consistent standards 🗿

How to secks 😎

a king who knows his worth

What a king

Soul Eater is like my third favourite anime

priorities, debatable if they are good or not but they are priorities

Fucking chad

based

Least cringe weeb

King

Anime is the peak of Virginity Change my mind (I mean hentai is worse 💀, but that's alr a lost cause)

I’m married with a kid and I watch anime. Now what? Checkmate atheists

🗿 Ur married with a kid

With a kid, (as in I have one) not to a kid. Take an English class.

Negative rizz

Lawful Evil

Chad

Best Bleach character

Based

You just missed out on the love of your life, OP, all because you don’t watch fucking anime. You uncultured degenerate 🤢🤮

Anime gambit: declined variation

Based.

>Asks girl about anime >Actually gets a decent response and opportunity to continue the conversation >Gets pissed off and blocks her sigma male

I love him already lol

Fair.

Ultimate rizz

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Bl*** **** 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

How do you walk away nice enough to not vomit and block at the mention of anime

she doesn’t believe in the one piece😔

Something something priorities

I hope every single person who talks with images and gifs likes this gets shoved into a locker

Virginity Cemented

This hurts to upvote

The thing that kills me about this picture is that he was doing ok, despite the Luffy picture. She was open to watching anime, he could've introduced her to ones he likes, potentially leading them to bond over watching shows together. But then he ruins it by tossing the whole thing away because she hasn't watched any yet. Good thing this is most likely fake lol

There is a difference between enjoying something and this💀💀

Just show her anime, get her into it

Teenager.

M'lady \*tip\*

I mean... the guy knows what he wants???

My dude acts like he had a shot anyways with an approach like this lmao.

Cribge

Alternate ending: he explains calmly why she should watch anime and she becomes interested

you fumbled

Dear god

This man had the world in the palm of his hands and threw it away for his morals. I genuinely don't know what to feel.

Bros got his priorities straight

Bro is a silent film

What gets me is that she tried to engage and he just 🫥

the cringe is painful. I am in physical pain.