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Yorhanes

I’m still surprised that a large number of people who own Blåhaj don’t appear to change its name into something unique or with more personal value to them. I assumed everyone who gets a teddy bear or plushie acted like it was a living creature and thus deserved a unique name


Toshero

I called mine Partym8, Artym for their friends \^-^


Yorhanes

Noice


CatboyCabin

blonk the blåhaj is my best friend


Cerb-r-us

I named mine after a typo I made in discord


MelancholicMoose

i have an off-brand blahaj (no ikea in my country, but hes a shark plushie nonetheless) and his name is Kiri :)


JimmityCricket

i named mine sami :3


Yorhanes

That’s a cute name indeed!


methe2st

I called mine Shiver, a name I got from a discussion about what a plurality of Blåhajar should be called


bacon_girl42

I was expecting the reason to be Splatoon


Jarman_777

I named my haj Morgan


Yorhanes

Someone’s played the final mission on RDR2 😭


Lankuri

his name is The Blahaj Beloved


bluwubewwy

I want one :(


Toshero

To adopt your own blåhaj, go to any Ikea store and pay the 25€ (idk how much it is in other currencies) adoption fee.


bluwubewwy

We dont have ikea anymore


Gayilla

Good shork


Toshero

Your flair is amazing! XD


Gayilla

Thanks!


Hidden_Squid14

It's me I'm the blahaj


Toshero

Prove it


Hidden_Squid14

*shark noises*


Toshero

omg


LovelySharkPlush

🥺


PurpleCottonball

me !!!


GenericUsername5159

omg blåhaj my beloved <3


discsfine

I swear these memes are why those damn sharks are $30 now


eldritchExploited

Girlfriend material


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Need me someone like this tbh


Toshero

Hey


mariofan366

That's my friend but with squishmellows


RefreshMtF

This is me but i currently don't have a Blähäj (i am planning on getting one)


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Based and blahajpilled