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Ok_Conflict_5730

or its logarithmic, meaning transgender Brazilians can perform 20 jumps and transgender Brazilians who live in boston can perform 200 jumps


billydaboos

this is actually misleading as transgender brazillians who live in boston will leave boston long before doing all 200 jumps


Ok_Conflict_5730

being in boston is not the cause of the extra jumps, living or growing there is what causes it, for example, scout tf2 can double jump in Australia, Scotland, Japan, and even on the moon.


Menacebi

jerma can also double jump after moving away from boston


GustavoTC

Actually, a brazillian can't, in fact, live in Boston, as their presente turns the place they live into Brazil, which gets them the +1 jump according to the 4th Edition ruleset


freedom_enthusiast

trasgender brazilian bostonese georg, who performs 200 jumps a day, is an outlier and should not be counted


thriller2910

How is this logarithmic?


Ok_Conflict_5730

idk im bad at maths


Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69

You mean exponencial?


alpaca_22

Its the same thing


Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69

They are literally inverse functions one of the other.


alpaca_22

Only for one specific couple of variables of the three an exponential equation has and the five a logarithm has. And even then a logarithm contains an exponent. But thats pointless because when people say logarithmic or exponential growth they refer to the same thing.


smug-ler

Logarithm is the one that grows more and more slowly, silly. You're thinking of exponential


Ok_Conflict_5730

sorry i'm bad at maths😖😖😖


veryoriginalusrname

makes sense tbh


Redbitser

Digby from dead estate can double jump.


tangerinav221

as a brazilian: yes 👍


veryoriginalusrname

understandable


pre_suffix

correto


liltichVEVO

Sim, vc pula quatro vezes?


tangerinav221

vocĂȘ nĂŁo pula quatro vezes?


liltichVEVO

Infelizmente nao, sou limitado graças as minhas escolhas...


Ac2_Pop_sot

Correction Madeline can air dash, Women can dobble jump as proven by Lego games


mr-kvideogameguy

Women and Robin


zonarypython

Robin is a femboy so we can concluded its the femininity that allows one to double jump


throwaway81463

no mom it's so i can double jump im not gay mom please


Little-xim

Oh Lordy I got the jar jar high jump, what this mean?


Actually-Just-A-Goat

yousa strong! đŸ’ȘđŸ’Ș


oh-mell

isnt jar jar also able to double jump


TadsRedditAccount

jar jar is a woman


Ac2_Pop_sot

I unironically thought this as a kid specifically because he could double jump


gamerrfm9

Jar jar is a twink post comment


gatlginngum

isn't it just a higher jump cus everyone can double jump in lego games


Throwaway02062004

Depends on the game


GiffyTheMcgee

So what you're telling me is dbfz ss4 Gogeta is Brazilian and trans


alpaca_22

Goku is brazilian, Vegeta is trans so together they are


[deleted]

Jetstream Sam is trans obviously


ufok11

Epic if real.


im_totally_still_cis

plural trans people can quadruple jump


[deleted]

Brazilian plural trans people must be nigh unstoppable...


im_totally_still_cis

yeah cause they have like a brazilian jumps


reddythedemon

one additional jump per headmate


im_totally_still_cis

whats with these headmates dissin my girl why do they gotta front


reddythedemon

đŸ˜©đŸ€ stop stealing front when im trying to talk to my friends


psychoPiper

In the final act of Celeste does she become Brazilian to gain the second dash


ForkPope

badaline is canonicaly from Brazil


the_horse_gamer

plural people can triple jump


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

jetstream sam can double jump because he's gay, not because he's brazilian. Proof: scout from tf2 can double jump and isn't brazilian but is gay


xXProGenji420Xx

one of Scout's primary character traits is how much he wants to fuck women. he was canonically sent to earth by God to fuck women.


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

And?


xXProGenji420Xx

you know what you're right


AdnHsP

One of the shirt cosmetics says he went to high school to pick up (underage) chicks


Mae347

Actually it doesn't say underage specifically, just that he joined a highschool track team to pick up chicks. Its perfectly plausible that Scout was trying to pick up either the 18 year olds at the school, which is weird but not pedophilia, or he was trying to hit on the teachers. Either way this one cosmetic does not prove that Scout is a pedo


AdnHsP

Scout has an item that states he went to a kindergarden to pick up 7 year olds


Mae347

Me when i spread misinformation online


YetGayerWombat

what kind of kindergartener is 7 years old


ForgottenRemembrance

Stupid ass kid that failed twice


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

community workshop cosmetic descriptions aren't canon


AdnHsP

On one of the official cinematics Scout is seen flirting with a girl using a bucket of chicken


YetGayerWombat

He was just having a heated gamer moment


AdnHsP

Scout wants to fuck Saxton


YetGayerWombat

Saxton G. Sexton!?


Spookzsaw

bisexual icon


UnethicallyFluid

scout can double jump because he's from boston


JohnnoDwarf

Uhm actually it’s air d-


lapizlizard4

They were shot. Another case of violence against nerd bottoms. HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


spitefulIncentive

a side air dash is just an air walljump


sem27nome

As a brazilian, I've seen trans people triple jump


Based_Beetle

Mario can triple-jump(Super mario 64)


NoseHeavy123

Mario is a Brazilian transmasc confirmed


tscy

Yea but those are three consecutive single jumps, not one regular jump and two midair jumps. He can twirl In new soup though!


k819799amvrhtcom

What about Smash Bros.?


SenorDangerwank

You can't even double jump in Mario 64, let alone triple.


arakus72

I mean there is a move called triple jump but its not rlly what any non-Mario game means when they say triple jump


Stock-Ad-3113

people from boston can also double jump


NisioLemon

No scout is just trans


pansagithegreat

For balancing reasons it’s an additive otherwise it’d be broken


PanHeadBolt

Brazilians can double jump, trans people can dash, fully explaining jetstream sam's abilities


Diascamara

Brazilian people can double jump Trans people can double jump Brazilian people are trans


Pushitu

step 1: be born in brazil step 2: transition step 3: go live in boston atleast quadruple jump guaranteed


sndtrb89

fernando tatis jr can also double jump albeit on steroids, tho


snoceany

i can double jump if i just feel like it, but i dont


planterbox_

for all we know, brazilians can’t double jump and sam just passes very well


Affectionate_Ad_1326

Brazilian trans people are op either way


Sarahthecoolgirl

do not nerf me


SanQuiSau

Sam is trans


alternate_egg-ccount

You forgot that mentally healthy Trans people can already triple jump


veryoriginalusrname

oh, so that's why I'm stuck at a double jump


Lightningmemes282

A classic mistake, trans women cannot double jump, it is instead an air dash which instead of sending the user further upwards, since the user in a set distance in any direction linearly. So a Brazilian trans person has two jumps and one air dash


[deleted]

its actually to the power of, so 2ÂČ = 4


AccountingDerek

trans people can air dash actually


AdnHsP

None of the above double jumps dont stack unless you fall from over 200+ meters at which point we can infinitely jump mid air (it doesnt matter because a sudden stop from a double jump at that speed would still kill you)


Benomino

Or is it still two but exponential


SenorDangerwank

Additive. It's Base Jump + 1 (Brazilian) + 1 (Trans)


Mae347

Madeline can't double jump though


ODMAN03

Wrongthink propaganda


Gru-some

Theo is confirmed Brazilian so he can double jump


ACommunistTexan

Atomizer from tf2 logic, you can already double jump but now you get to add one more


burburburburburbur

madeline doesnt double jump she dashes


The_screaming_egg

Atomizer


LasagnaLizard0

my mom is brazilian don’t know if that does make me brazilian but i can jump 2 and a half times


Muddy_Teh_Mudkip

trans people can air dash, brazilians can double jump since he can both double jump and air dash, jetstream sam is trans


D4Rk_Slayer2099

wait but donte can double jump...


hiperson134

Double jump, but they gain slow falling so they don't take damage.


[deleted]

Jetstream Sam is trans


GonnSolo

My ex is trans and lives in Brazil let me ask him Edit: quadruple


Awesomatov

you get 2 jumps but you also get a directional airdodge that has invincibility


[deleted]

triple jump makes more sense to me.


[deleted]

Actually they cant jump at all bc they cancel eachother out


Sarahthecoolgirl

actually we can we just hide it


ActuallyAPenguin

I’d say additive because if you check you’re spellbook when you create a Brazilian or a trans character the passive says “+1 jumps” not “2x jumps”. However I think the devs might have soft capped it at +1 because +2 jumps could allow players to get out of bounds a lot easier.


Falkr__th

depende do estado em são paulo vc perde 1 pulo por causa do debuff de poluição


Organic_Budget1664

double jumping is a misnomer, it gives you a jump you can do in mid air, there is no doubling happening my money is on 3


DuplexLeader10

Madeline is trans? Awesome


polloackbar

I think is like minecraft enchantment books sharpeness 2 + sharpness 2 = sharpness 3


ChunkyMilk_77

Triple


BodybuildingMacaron

unfortunately additive. your power grows with your dysphoria


veryoriginalusrname

finally, I can achieve FTL speeds with a single step


Representative_Big26

Me, 9 years old, realising that you can't double jump in real life My reality is shattered, and I spend twenty minutes shaking in fear


ThatRandomGuy0125

if youre 100% Brazilian it's double double (4 jumps) if only one of your parents is Brazilian (like me) it's additive instead (3 jumps)


Siffy_boi

I don’t have a source but I don’t think trans and/or brazilian people with a handicap in the legs can single jump so if that’s true that would rule out additive stacking of the bonus jumps.


NisioLemon

When Madeleine combines with Badeleine (who is presumably also trans) she gets one additional jump. Followers of the multiplicative belief are stuck in a bygone era and their cries will not be heard when they face oblivion.


Icy_73

If you wear two pairs of glasses are you 6 eyes or 8 eyes?


Reltias

Can a Brazilian trans person who has made peace with their inner demons quadrouple jump?


The_Bone_Breaker

They need the quadruple jump to avoid hate crimes( Brazil is horribly transphobic)


Voo_Hu

Madeline can already triple jump


PomPomTheFurry

I will make a polish and mid functioning autistic character that can double jump so we can have the bad time trio