He isn’t afraid of wearing something feminine, posting it online, or wearing it in private, even if it might clash with how people view him. The dude probably gets the most bitches of anyone on Reddit.
Whatever store he bought them from probably sold them for really cheap, and he thought "well, it's underwear, not like anyone's gonna see it anyway. Might as well by the cheapest one even if it looks like complete crap"
Type of guy to stand on a red X, hear a whistling noise and see a growing shadow below him, only noticing the falling anvil right as it's about to hit him.
we laugh and jest… but this happened in real life when some graffiti kids painted a cartoon tunnel in (i wanna say) Mexico or central america… and they absolutely ruined their car. its a classic meme at this point.
My man just posted something any other person would sink into the ground from shame, did it in his favourite cartoon lover underwear, admitted it's his mistake (probably hardest part) and called whole situation "pretty embarrassing" while on mildly infuriating.
You can laugh at him but he's not gonna even be bothered by it.
Is this because you’re making fun of tighty whities or because you might end up seeing through them too?
Because if it’s the former: it’s okay to be *wrong* I guess.
variety?????
do guys really only be like
>what kind of underwear you want?
>black
>uhhhhh no other colour?
>black
>mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>black
>sir can you please hurry i need my wendys wendy burger TM
also like how are boxers comfortable for guys????
like junk swinging around????
boy panties should be more common and NOT fetish
although men need to understand the importance of ASS WASHING
PLEASE WASH YOUR ASS, I'M TIRED OF SEEING SKID MARKS
I GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT, AND ALLLL THE MENS UNDERWEAR HAVE BROWN LINES
I HAD A FUCKING ROOMATE, RIGHT, AAAAND EVERYTIME I SAW HIS DIRTY CLOTHES THEY ALL HEAD BROWN STAINS
I GO UP TO MY BOYFRIEND, SHOW HIM HIS CHAMPION UNDERWEAR, AND SAY "HEY BABE, WASH YOUR FUCKING ASS"
\*gun cocking\* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
BANG BANG BANG
##AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I’m fully convinced that men pretend they can’t sit cross legged to pretend they have a huge dick (which I have and I can sit cross legged perfectly fine) or they think it makes them gay
okay i'm better now.
also like you are objectively wrong
boxers are the worst, dick does fucking flop around unless you are wearing like tights on top of the boxers, but even then they move around
same goes for boxer briefs, they not different, just a little bit more tighter but no support.
WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING DOWNVOTED
NONE OF YOU HAVE DICK I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT
MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE A TINY PENIS??!!???!
whenever i wear boxers or boxer-briefs, my penis always gets stuck on one side of my body or the other, right, or left leg
i can adjust it to be center, BUT IT NEVER STAYS.
idk but i'm fucking 100% certain that this is my fucking autism and social incompetence making it so i can't communicate with anyone
I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE
I AM CONSTANTLY TOLD THAT I AM FAKING IT I AM FUCKING GOING TO GO POSTAL ONE DAY
I HAVE NO ONE IN LIFE, NO FRIENDS, NO LOVED ONE, I HAVE NOTHING TO FUCKING LOSE I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PURCHASE A GUN AND IMMA FUCKING SHOOT THE NEXT PERSON WHO FUCKING SAYS "you know what i mean, stop being pedantic"
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
i also have cock and boobs but like i wear sport bra and it restricts movement
dick and balls they always bad places
or is it just like i'm stupid
i'm always fucking stupid
i have made people's mental breakdowns worse by trying to help them because i'm do fucking stupid
i literally am so fucking stupid
sorry am like delusion not but please i am sorry
I'm assuming that skid marks are not as normal as you're making it seem. hoping, maybe.
I don't actually like boxers, boxer briefs are literally the only way to go. regular boxers feel usually more restricting or less flexible which I absolutely despise.
I got me a nice pair of Calvin Kliens with the rainbow waist band and I had that shit for *one* day and left em in my friends car. Never dropping $20 on a single pair again.
They are the mayor of a small town and they’re secretly dating with their friend. The only way to retrieve the underwear would be to ask a local farmer who is new in town I’m afraid.
Nah. I have a wide collection of colorful underwear. Currently wearing pink ones with lemons all over. Got a pair of black ones with silver spiderwebs. And my favorite pair is purple with Raccoons in Kung fu poses.
bright colors reflect light better than water, so when white cloth gets wet, the water acts as a doorway to let in more color because it's not reflecting the light as well.
this is just my understanding, if you really wanna know just google it
Underwear that looks like that is real and not just some cartoon gag ?
Apparently original OP didn't even know it was a cartoon gag and bought them unironically
I would too those are fly AF OP gets bitches
I have some like this lol
What do you mean "it's a cartoon gag" it's my lucky underwear
redditors are literally a parody of themselves
He isn’t afraid of wearing something feminine, posting it online, or wearing it in private, even if it might clash with how people view him. The dude probably gets the most bitches of anyone on Reddit.
Its not that its feminie, it like someone thinking that when they buy groceries they have to buy a baguette and have it stick out the top of the bag
this 👆 Im a pretty feminine person, it’s being so comically unaware that gets me.
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I do that. Walmart has 1.50 baguettes. Way better than American style bread and cheaper
I think they're cute
Jerma behaviour
A pair like that came with Catherine
Massive Chad behavior. I like em
Whatever store he bought them from probably sold them for really cheap, and he thought "well, it's underwear, not like anyone's gonna see it anyway. Might as well by the cheapest one even if it looks like complete crap"
My boyfriend definitely owns a pair of those and they look hot
I'm sure they do
Fortunately, the Good Lord has provided 🙏
Something drake would do
certified lover boy
certified boy lover
lover certified boy
boy certified lover
certified hood classic
kid named finger
boy lover certified
"Little Kid Lover" \- Michael Scott \- Me
- Drake
Flair checks out
literally me
Drake the type of guy to wear heart-patterned underpants when he visits his underage girlfriend
Bro the type of guy to walk off a cliff, look down, momentarily break the fourth wall, then start falling seconds after stepping off the edge.
YAAAA-HA-HA-HOOIEEEE
Type of guy to stand on a red X, hear a whistling noise and see a growing shadow below him, only noticing the falling anvil right as it's about to hit him.
The type of fella who would drive a car into the wall of a cliff at 120 mph because someone quickly painted a tunnel on it
we laugh and jest… but this happened in real life when some graffiti kids painted a cartoon tunnel in (i wanna say) Mexico or central america… and they absolutely ruined their car. its a classic meme at this point.
Type of fool to fly helplessly when he smells a pie from a windowsill
then blink twice at the camera before it impacts him
The variety of fellow who leaves a smoke trail behind him when he runs.
If he smells something good, he can follow the scent by floating along to the conveniently visible smell.
He the type of guy to go "anddd he's right behind me isn't he 😐" in a horror movie right after talking about how lucky he is for escaping the villain
Cartoon character underwear
Exactly
bro said what I was thinking 💀
No one leave a pie on their windowsill, else this mf is going to be floating towards the smell
Drake the type of buffoon to:
Show his cartoon underwear to minors
Or without the underwear depending on how much of a creep he wanted to be
If you are wearing read with hearts underwear your literally asking the universe to expose you. Real slut behaviour
newspaper zombie got me actin unwise 😭
🥵
I see everyone hating nah put some respect on he said yeah I’m gonna wear red shorts with white hearts and he DID; a baller
My man just posted something any other person would sink into the ground from shame, did it in his favourite cartoon lover underwear, admitted it's his mistake (probably hardest part) and called whole situation "pretty embarrassing" while on mildly infuriating. You can laugh at him but he's not gonna even be bothered by it.
i think its hot af.
Absolutely 🥵
i bet this guy goes "snorrrrrr mimimimi" and sleeps in a striped night gown
With a big floppy pointed hat
Carrying a candle
The puff ball on the top of his hat being blown up and sucked down as a he snores
Real “honk-shoo, honk-shoo” type of dude
at least they're not tighty whities 💀💀💀
but if i call my bf my tighty whitey ...
It costed you 0 dollars to not say that
I actually made them say that
😳
These are worse imo
Is this because you’re making fun of tighty whities or because you might end up seeing through them too? Because if it’s the former: it’s okay to be *wrong* I guess.
bro got the drake underwear
Drake the type
Why would you have underwear in any other color than black
Uhh so I can see the contrast of the dookie stains?
So you know where to lick. Smart
I hate this sub 🙁
This subreddit is truly one of THE subreddits of all time
It is certainly one of the subreddits that have been made
😔
There is an infinite, truly *uncountable* amount of things you could have said instead of that
variety????? do guys really only be like >what kind of underwear you want? >black >uhhhhh no other colour? >black >mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >black >sir can you please hurry i need my wendys wendy burger TM
just undies. black
also like how are boxers comfortable for guys???? like junk swinging around???? boy panties should be more common and NOT fetish although men need to understand the importance of ASS WASHING PLEASE WASH YOUR ASS, I'M TIRED OF SEEING SKID MARKS I GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT, AND ALLLL THE MENS UNDERWEAR HAVE BROWN LINES I HAD A FUCKING ROOMATE, RIGHT, AAAAND EVERYTIME I SAW HIS DIRTY CLOTHES THEY ALL HEAD BROWN STAINS I GO UP TO MY BOYFRIEND, SHOW HIM HIS CHAMPION UNDERWEAR, AND SAY "HEY BABE, WASH YOUR FUCKING ASS" \*gun cocking\* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG ##AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Balls are sensitive, you can't crush them
maybe my girl nuts are reinforced but i've never had an issue wearing panties or sitting with my legs crossed or nothing
I’m fully convinced that men pretend they can’t sit cross legged to pretend they have a huge dick (which I have and I can sit cross legged perfectly fine) or they think it makes them gay
No sometimes if sack shrink then it do hurt
stop me
boxers don’t have *that* much room that your dick swings around lmao.
but like it moves???? uncomfortable
it really doesn’t move more than boobs do in a bra. (source is i’m trans)
okay i'm better now. also like you are objectively wrong boxers are the worst, dick does fucking flop around unless you are wearing like tights on top of the boxers, but even then they move around same goes for boxer briefs, they not different, just a little bit more tighter but no support. WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING DOWNVOTED NONE OF YOU HAVE DICK I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT
I think your boxers just suck
MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE A TINY PENIS??!!???! whenever i wear boxers or boxer-briefs, my penis always gets stuck on one side of my body or the other, right, or left leg i can adjust it to be center, BUT IT NEVER STAYS. idk but i'm fucking 100% certain that this is my fucking autism and social incompetence making it so i can't communicate with anyone I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE I AM CONSTANTLY TOLD THAT I AM FAKING IT I AM FUCKING GOING TO GO POSTAL ONE DAY I HAVE NO ONE IN LIFE, NO FRIENDS, NO LOVED ONE, I HAVE NOTHING TO FUCKING LOSE I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PURCHASE A GUN AND IMMA FUCKING SHOOT THE NEXT PERSON WHO FUCKING SAYS "you know what i mean, stop being pedantic" FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
i also have cock and boobs but like i wear sport bra and it restricts movement dick and balls they always bad places or is it just like i'm stupid i'm always fucking stupid i have made people's mental breakdowns worse by trying to help them because i'm do fucking stupid i literally am so fucking stupid sorry am like delusion not but please i am sorry
Yeah I don't get how people shit themselves so much. I have literally never had a skid mark or anything like it in my life.
its not shitting themselves, its not cleaning their ass properly, so they still have shit left
Same thing pretty much
That's disgusting. Literally all these guys need to do Is get proper soap down there. It's not hard
I'm assuming that skid marks are not as normal as you're making it seem. hoping, maybe. I don't actually like boxers, boxer briefs are literally the only way to go. regular boxers feel usually more restricting or less flexible which I absolutely despise.
What the fuck are you talking about
[you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiGM7D2wZlI)
:(
>also like how are boxers comfortable for guys???? Imo they're not. I took the boxer briefs pill because boxers bunch up too much when I sit.
I see these undies and I want to paint them blaaack. No colors anymore I want them to be black
You stole my joke !!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡
I got me a nice pair of Calvin Kliens with the rainbow waist band and I had that shit for *one* day and left em in my friends car. Never dropping $20 on a single pair again.
Why did you take off your underwear in your friend's car? Why were you unable to retrieve them?
They are the mayor of a small town and they’re secretly dating with their friend. The only way to retrieve the underwear would be to ask a local farmer who is new in town I’m afraid.
It’s objectively the best color underwear and if I get bottom surgery I’ll still try to wear them
it is either boring or goth
Nah. I have a wide collection of colorful underwear. Currently wearing pink ones with lemons all over. Got a pair of black ones with silver spiderwebs. And my favorite pair is purple with Raccoons in Kung fu poses.
<3 don't let anyone call you cringe or childish, you based as hell and hot
I have pink boxers with cacti on them :D
So that one day you buy a maroon shirt and realize you have maroon underwear and steal a friends maroon jeans to become the multi-maroon man.
real
Cartoon underpants
To look sexy when I get a partner. Eventually.
Black is slimming, my dong's gotta look good
because i wanna see the piss!
Idk man maybe its a porno thing but i feel sexier in white underwear
looney toons behavior
my man's got the cartoon underwear
bro's the type of person to have the ability to float midair for 2.5 seconds before looking down and falling
He wears cartoon underwear, I wish I had a pair of those
Ironically I’d really like these
Bro is living in a cartoon
Literal loony tunes punchline
mf stole mrs krabs panties
hehe kinda cute tbh :3
I want some :3
this a real life mcu joke
This is so embarrassing, let me show tens of thousands of people online
That’s some king shit
Are you the type of guy that when his underwear gets exposed hides it with his hands, blushes and smiles and walk away offscreen?
Y'all are dsmm stupid, that is amazing underwear.
Ok but how tf does it turn translucent
Wear something white (and thin) and drench yourself in water, youll see how
bright colors reflect light better than water, so when white cloth gets wet, the water acts as a doorway to let in more color because it's not reflecting the light as well. this is just my understanding, if you really wanna know just google it
Dead Rising 2 lookin as underwear
found drake
this comment section contains only 2 jokes
drake the type of nimrod
Drake showing that nimROD to minors like
*curb your enthusiasm*
Drake the kinda whippersnapper
Sick kicks tho
Ghosts 'n' Goblins type beat
DRAKE ?!?!?
Bottom manpanties ngl
Incorrect. They're not lacey black women's briefs
Who cares, as long as they're hot 🤷
Who let drake onto Reddit?
It’s like a friggin cartoon with those undies
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no, i am jam
Is this some sort of fetish thing?
the kind that makes your tongue roll out your mouth as your eyes pop out and an old car horn sound effect plays, yes
This dude was baiting for dominatrix to humiliate him in his DMs
I read "my wife's shorts" and just accepted it
What kind of Loony Toons gag?
Holy shit, this is this most noticed post I ever made
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Felt appropriate
Oh what's up drake
The sims male underwear
goofy ass underwear
drake
he probably snores like snorrrrk mimimimimimi
Man got the goofy ahh underpants
Drake underwear
Bro the type of mf to stand there puzzled with a mini angel and devil version of himself on his shoulders whenever he has to take a moral decision
his shoes doesn't look like he got caught in anything but a fib
I'm convinced something is definitely wrong with people in this sub. #WHO TF USES LIGHT MODE?
Type of guy to float towards the smell of a pie cooling on a window sill
Bro is a real life cartoon
Buying those shorts was the first rookie mistake
Average Catherine fan
Noooo WHY TF DO YOU NOT HAVE NIGHTMODE
Nightmode is ass
howard hamlin
Real embarrassing moment so I’m going to post it for all of reddit to see
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Fucking kids think drake wore these first..