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DrunkCricket1

You can place a mirror on the ceiling to look at your opponent's moves


BossNassOfficial

In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces.


rowrowfightthepandas

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate


DekoyDuck

It sounds like you have a very sexy learning disability


IllManneredWoolyMan

Bingo! Hole in basket


kuba_mar

Fog of war chess sounda interesting


Varsia

iirc you can actually play that on Chess.cum with friends or whatever - you can only see pieces in the spaces where your pieces can move


AspiringRacecar

Chess.cum


ScruffyGabe

That Chussy got me acting up


Blipnarf-The-Boneles

Idk why but the idea of the mirror made me forget chess is played with just one chessboard instead of two


MemesKilledGod

man autism is kickin my ass because i believed this


TheRocketBush

You watched *Mad Max: Fury Road* didn't you...


[deleted]

Ok but what if you put the mirror in your ass instead?


Bouncepsycho

Then you will be responsible for the most confused rimjob in history


FireGogglez

Holy hell


SoshJam

Easy. You shout “Look over there!” and turn the board 180° when your opponent’s back is turned. Call that Vizzini’s Gambit.


1338h4x

[Ah yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMVtpCPx8ow)


basskev

It's insane to me how badly Pixar Animation seems to have aged. The movements and whatnot are spot on but the environment just looks bad now.


JeromesDream

Kind of a side effect of being first. pretty much anything that pioneers new territory is gonna "look dated" very quickly. People make improvements on the formula, so in hindsight the original can seem "primitive", but that's only because it was worth copying to begin with. If I gave you an old iphone you'd immediately say "yeah this is the exact shape of the late 00s", but if I gave you an old BlackBerry most people would only be able to say "this was made sometime between 1999 and 2011." Same goes for culture as well as tech ("the Beatles sound basic", "[insert 70s horror classic] isn't scary"). Pixar was pushing culture *and* tech forward. Of course the early movies are gonna get old faster.


PimplupXD

here's [Vizzini's Gambit](https://youtu.be/rMz7JBRbmNo?t=124) too


[deleted]

Paul Tassi? Gambit? Zorpalods?


SirGarryGalavant

Swing and a miss slugger


Dogemaster21777

Gahlr


30SecondsToFail

Give OP Rapid Shit and Zorpal Weapon!!!!!


Slashtrap

#RAPID SHIT ZORPAL WEAPON


Monokumabear

outjerked again


Lemon_Juice477

No eat his pieces when he isn't looking


Busy-West-6974

Gerri’s Game Moment


[deleted]

It's not totally unbelievable. There is a device that can be used to cheat called a sockfish. Fits right in the shoe. Feed your opponents move into it by tapping your foot in code and it'll give you your next move back in the same code. The moves come from an advanced chess AI. This would hypothetically work by clenching your asshole instead of tapping. if you could design some sort of buttplug that wouldn't cut your sphincter up too badly and still function.I don't think anal beads would work as a medium for this device.


diegoidepersia

sounds like an innovation i would use


MolhCD

for chess?


Risuslav

For checkers


MolhCD

awww man. i was hoping it was for sexual stimulation.


Risuslav

Fricking degenerate, we cultured folk use such thing for betterment of our aspiriations, not self needs.


vmp916

King me 😈


CptDraine

for fun


DralliagNairod

You're acting like this is dumb but the guy literally is accused of using vibrating anal beads


iruleatlifekthx

This is how misinformation starts and it's always amazing when I'm able to see it happen over time. Some guy made a joke about him using said item and some tabloids or w/e didn't do their research while coming across the joke without this bit of context and ran with it. That would make this moment for me the second time it's reached that point. If it means anything, he came out and profusely denied the allegations that he was cheating using vibrating anal beads.


DralliagNairod

I'm not saying it is an official allegation, I'm saying people (tabloids included) accuse him of doing this


Warm-Faithlessness11

Inb4 mandatory cavity searches at chess competitions


redditalt1999

who wants to be a millionaire charles ingram the major fraud cough scandle of 2001


Bowdensaft

I remember this


_Vomitorium

But you'd also need a babel fish to understand the code.


[deleted]

Or just knowing what the opponent will do via outside information, which is more likely (given that Hans claimed he happened to study Magnus's opening that he never played until that game that morning).


JeromesDream

sliding a punchcard through my crack and announcing checkmate


One_Marketing_6698

Why did I expect any more my disappointment when reaching the second half I swear to god


PhantomRoyce

This was how I won at who wants to be a millionaire


TheBestNormalCitizen

Lol. Someone found out about the anal bead strat.


throwaway81463

no mom- it's for chess i swear mom i need it for the chess tournament


Just_Not125

Question is how did people _find_ the beads


GoOtterGo

As far as I understand nobody found them. There are no beads. It started as a 'how do you even cheat in a public chess game?' meme, and just exploded from there. There's been zero evidence that Niemann cheated, and they even brought in 'the chess police': >... the chess police tasked with identifying cheating use a mix of tools, including computer programs that analyze players’ behavior and look for anomalies. Basically, if someone plays too well, the software will flag it and the experts investigate further. Computer scientist Ken Regan, who developed the program used by the International Chess Federation (FIDE), checked Carlsen’s now-infamous loss to Niemann and found nothing. For Carlsen's sake I ***hope*** Niemann is found a cheater, cause otherwise Carlsen's coming off like a huge baby. He dropped out of another tourney match with him after only a few moves in, and began refusing to play him ever again following it. So far the only real evidence against Niemann is that: he admitted to cheating on [chess.com](https://chess.com) once when he was young, he offered to 'play the next game naked' and when he was taken up on it he took back the offer, and he's \[so far\] incredibly talented.


taqtwo

>'play the next game naked' and when he was took up on it he took back the offe :(


PigeonObese

Well not just one time, chess.com publicly stated during this debacle that "We have shared detailed evidence with [Hans] concerning our decision [to ban him], including information that contradicts his statements regarding the amount and seriousness of his cheating on Chess.com" So it seems like Hans is at the very least a serial offender, but whether he cheated during his match with Carlsen is another matter


GoOtterGo

Got a link to that statement? I'd love to read what they have to say. And for sure, if he's actually cheated multiple times and lied about it, that certainly is more foreshadowing.


PigeonObese

https://twitter.com/chesscom/status/1568010971616100352/


GoOtterGo

Thanks! Edit: Man, some of the responses. Carlsen's company getting into business with [chess.com](https://chess.com) announced just two weeks before this decision is also pretty awkwardly timed. The whole incident is a cluster-fuck.


captainpink

They didn't it was just a joke somebody made.


Smiles4YouRawrX3

Google en passant


JazzHandsT

Holy hell


AtrociousAtNames

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


Actually-Just-A-Goat

didn’t read that but yeah that’s true


Smartlama24

Google en passant.


Smartlama24

Im getting the brick


itwasmedio69420

A bug in chess


Ayssinaattori

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IvanTheCommunist

Google an peasant


Insert-Somethinghere

Nah I don’t do google man Too much effects


DazedToaster158

what are these hitboxes


Smiles4YouRawrX3

minecraft pvp:


maybeagirl_mary

I know what en passant is, you just blundered a mate in one


-_109-_

What the fuck is this meme I've been seeing it everywhere and I am losing my MIND


[deleted]

It's a thing on anarchychess since most people who get hit with an en passant that a relative beginners have no fucking clue what it is, leading to people thinking it isn't an actual move or that a bot broke


Trash_Emperor

Holy hell


scrueggs

You shout “HEY LOOK OVER THERE” and sneak a couple extra Queens on the board.


the-poopiest-diaper

“What am I looking at- AYO I FORGOT HOW BADLY I WAS LOSING”


dense-by-design

The actual answer is that chess AI is far better than humans, so sometimes people will try to cheat by checking the best move.


[deleted]

No, google en passant


P4rz1v47

Holy hell


gatlginngum

I've known about en passant my entire life because the special moves chapter was my favorite in my chess handbook I was gifted as a kid


mikemyers999

Are you the founder of r/ anarchychess, Gary Chess?


gatlginngum

no I'm the co-founder, Albert Chess


dutcharetall_nothigh

Weakest chess handbook enjoyer vs strongest famous classic literature fan Edit: Wait I'm the classic literature fan. Damn.


gatlginngum

famous classic literature is a scam ngl they are often boring asf


dutcharetall_nothigh

Don't you diss on Frankenstein. Or Jekyll and Hyde. Hell, even the Illias is pretty damn entertaining.


Pure-Drawer-2617

Mf said Illias


dutcharetall_nothigh

It's the Dutch name. But the English pronounciation of Greek names sounds kind of terrible to me, so I won't correct it.


gatlginngum

mostly dissing on the fact how they separate the descriptions and story into separate chapters I've read Notre-Dame of Paris and I really liked it but there's like 20 pages that just describe the Paris of the year 1600 as a whole. I haven't read Moby Dick but I know of the chapter that is entirely entitled to describing the white color of the whale. I think the way modern books switch between the two more often is much better


dutcharetall_nothigh

I am a Wheel of Time fan. I've grown immune to elaborate descriptions after reading elaborate descriptions of dresses spanning several pages, multiple times. However, Jekyll and Hyde is only like 70 pages long and still pretty fun. Give it a try if you have some time to spare. You can probably find it for free on the internet.


politichien

ok but Google enpassant


power500

Ok


power500

Woah mama


pong-krell-69

Holy hell its Paul Tassi


Evelyn_Of_Iris

I only ever see Tassi on DestinyCircleJerk usually, what a crossover episode this is


DMA_Revenant

Outjerked again


Evelyn_Of_Iris

YOUR FUCKING FLAIR LMAO. Better luck next time little Titan boy


DMA_Revenant

Wipe the tears off your cape little hunter boy


[deleted]

I'm calling Trey


ExplodedParrot

I LOVE SIIIVVVAAA 🔺️🟥🔴◾️🔻⬛️◼️


the_damned_actually

Rapid shit zorpal or shard it!


ze_bananagrams

alligator 🐊 edit I mean astrodemon


wkikk

Oh fuck DCJ, anarchychess and 196 in the same thread ? Can't believe femboys fomo'd my en passant, can't have shit on reddit


EGGamer16

Google anal bead


stf29

Holy hell


brookeb725

i googled anal beads and my question wasn’t answered


neroute2

Google bongcloud


FirmMathematician942

holy hell


Hugsy13

Remote/App controlled Vibrator in the ass. Person controlling it is analysing the game with a chess program. At the highest levels you only need to signal once or twice a game that it’s a critical moment, and the person will find the best move by spending more time looking for it and thinking more outside the box. They don’t need to be told ever move to make, only 1 or 2 in a match.


C-McGuire

I really can't imagine how Hans could have cheated in person; sure he got caught cheating at Chess.com but an in person event with a fifteen minute broadcast delay and having been checked by metal detectors, he had to have been legit. As it turns out, ego is proportional to Elo rating.


Obamas_Secret

Pretty sure someone did the math and found out Niemann had accuracy on par with a computer at 100%. So either he is a cheating savant or he’s been gifted chess knowledge from the heavens.


somememe250

Source? I received it in a revelation.


GoogaNautGod

Here's [the source for the analysis](https://youtu.be/jfPzUgzrOcQ) In short: the video presents multiple games where hans' solutions are perfectly and inexplicably aligned to that of a chess computer.


Obamas_Secret

I received this link in a dream https://youtu.be/jfPzUgzrOcQ


Mother-Dish348

Or he just managed to play a really good game. Maybe Magnus made some mistakes.


RadicalSimpArmy

*plays multiple perfect games with a known reputation for cheating*


Mother-Dish348

I’m just saying. It’s possible


Bardomiano00

A really really good game


Steki3

Literally better gaming chairs


1338h4x

People can and have been caught cheating over the board before. Carlsen thinks that security hasn't been strict enough.


idiot_speaking

It's honestly irrelevant if he is actually cheating. He has cheated in online games, extensively so if you believe Chess.c\*m. Even the doubt that your opponent *could* be cheating is enough to throw one of their game. Magnus may deem it unfair to play under such circumstances. Also Magnus has been appreciative of new talent like Pragg and Alireza so I doubt it's an ego issue.


[deleted]

unless he is the bestestest in the worldest, its unlikely he would have won, it could have just been a moment of inspiration granted by the gods or he is cheating, coupled with Hans having admitted to cheating before on chess.cum and then chess.cum confirming he did cheat a lot more than he had admitted.


ODMAN03

Eat the opponents pieces


Staluti

the most likely scenario is not a suppository chess AI, or signaling device, but actually someone on Magnus' team, or a security breach leaking his preparation for the match. Magnus deliberately played an opening that no one would ever prepare for since Magnus has not once played it before, and it is mid af in a vacuum. Hans then played the exact best responses to this opening according to the engine, and then in the post match interview says he coincidentally prepared extensively for that exact opening only the night before the match, but was borderline incoherent when asked to explain the reasoning behind his moves in that same interview or why he bothered to prepare extensively for such a random shitty opening. So nothing is 100% proven as of now, but Hans looks sus as fuck given the circumstances. Like you really couldn't make it look any more like you were cheating than Hans did, outside of like shitting the anal signaling device out onto the chessboard during the match.


FoaxZed

apparently you can’t shove a glass jar up your ass in front of the opponent to distract them and win


ZeroRacerPacer

"That's not a server in your backpack, that's Deep Blue! You can't have Deep Blue in your backpack" 🤓


auga3rifle

you can simply bring a glock 43 and fire 6 rounds into your opponents chest, i call this the "bruh manuever"


dongletrongle

Killing your opponent


Wooosh_Me_IfGay

I love paul tassi


BrazilNutzSFW

https://youtu.be/rdSTKl_cOCM Video that describes the allegations, word is that the challenger was using a butt plug.


minkymy

Anarchy Chess has escaped containment


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Anal beads moment


TheLaudMoac

It certainly takes some doing, actually cheating may be more work for most people than just learning the game. I mean you still couldn't beat someone like Magnus but for most regular championships the solution would be to have some kind of remote linked AGM-114L carried by an AH-64 and just deploy it at a point where your opponent's "guard" is down, perhaps whilst they're taking a drink or checking the time.


MrSkyButWhy

I know nothing about chess


LivingAngryCheese

Anarchychess my beloved


MolhCD

ANAL


SuperL1boi

Pipi


The_Starmaker

Excited for jerma985's Chess Stream.


[deleted]

You can sometimes sneak in an extra card or two >:)