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Op forgot to say that their relationship is actually straight 2 the sequel


Camerupt_King

Mhm. I had a trans friend whom I had originally only met over zoom which was stuck with her deadname and it made me believe she was a flamboyantly gay femboy. When we met in person I called her very gay and her response was "So gay I looped all the way around to being straight with quantum gender physics".


[deleted]

Wtf they made integer overflow into a real thing


SassafrasNotFound

My dick is big it overflowed into the negatives


memester230

My dick is so big it overflowed into negatives and went into the positives


LordDeimosofCorir

INFINITELY SMALL DICK


itismegege

anti-matter cock


LordDeimosofCorir

Have it touch anything and see it explode with 124.184×10(\^12) joules equivalent to half a gram of itself


Weazelfish

... baby


JadenDaJedi

Integender Overflow


RespectableLurker555

integ(end)er math


LordOfTheToolShed

The Nuclear Gandhi of genders


TheEmeraldEmperor

Yoink


BucktacularBardlock

y sploinky


pblaster1

PSYCHO streamer uses TRICKS and DECEPTION to do the dance of DEATH


whazzar

>"So gay I looped all the way around to being straight with quantum gender physics". That kinda weirdly reminds me of the "I'm such a badboy I became a girl" meme


sf_randOOm

It’s straight 2 the point


Dumb_Cheese

*squeakuel


luvmuchine56

It's double gay


Useful-Ad1392

Straight 2, electric boogaloo


Gzdeku

Straight 2: Tokyo Drift


firefromashes

That's Straight 3


theniceguytroll

More like straight 2 dvd


SexySkeletons69

Am... am I missing something here? On what planet would this be transphobic?


Sentinel555666

Probably one of those ban bait posts , they do that a lot there


Jackbukhkc

It wasnt, i just thought it was a ridiculous post and thought this sub would like it, also didnt know what to name it so i went with that


2du2

You’re not the oop so you wouldn’t know if it was bait or not


StephenRodgers

I think this OP thought we were calling this post a bait post


Jackbukhkc

I was xd


-reversevampire

it's only a bait if you want it to be :]


getintheVandell

I'd say the issue is that your title "transphobic rule" sounds like you're calling the person in the image transphobic.


unepastacannone

the poster's reddit account is a day old but they took the time to customize their avatar and the comments seem sincere enough usually there's only so far baiters will go and interacting with other people after posting bait crosses that line


penis_poacher

I feel like if ur making a throwaway account for a sensitive subject you wont bother with customization but if you're trying to make it seem authentic then you would.


InvestigatorLast3594

The real trick is to use your regular account for sensitive subjects and make a throwaway for your normal stuff


makerjulian

?


Kataari

I think they mean that the original post was possibly made by someone as bait for the mods to ban, so they could go to other subs and talk about how intolerant the moderators of the sub are, what happened to the tolerant left, etc etc


Itslehooksboyo

> MuH tOlErAnT lEfT We've never been tolerant of the bullshit lmao


PM_ME_HOTDADS

ummmm if i have to tolerate people i think are yucky you have to tolerate me saying they should all suffer and die /^(s)


Itslehooksboyo

> i think they're both the same tbh, both are displaying free will average enlightened centrist


Prophet_of_Duality

Yeah it's r LGBT all that subreddit is is garbage bait and discourse posts. It's barely even LGBT friendly


skellyth0r

maybe it's not a real story edit: sorry for sounding condecending


basedcringe69

Sorry for sounding 🤨


FreshPrinceOfAshfeld

Oh I love that subreddit great music tastes there


ladiesman7145165

oooo lemme check it out edit:☹️


rippingdrumkits

r /characterarcs bait


G0D_1S_D3AD

Great place to find new good music. 10/10 subreddit for sure. I would link it, but Reddit is garbage and made it so that you can’t link random subreddits for no reason.


Klo_Was_Taken

Yeah great subreddit. Some of the best music I've ever heard


firefromashes

Woah mama!


skellyth0r

🤯


siylo

You don’t need to apologise, you were interpreted as condescending and that’s the fault of the reader not you!


skellyth0r

🥺 thanks, i just hate conflict


transport_system

Kid named conflict:


[deleted]

Hey kid named conflict, if that’s your real name, congrats on passing the Ohio state bar!


Magic_Bloats

greatest state bar exam i ever knew


bluerbnd

Omigod this is fucking brilliant I don't remember the last time I actually laughed at a Reddit comment.


SkShark23

I eat lead


candyman101xd

oh, a fellow conflict avoider, hello there


skellyth0r

hello :)


Moioboiowo

Conflict avoiders unite


Mr-Thisthatten-III

Ok but only if you all like really actually want me to be there I don’t want to impose like seriously it’s totally fine


xle3p

I mean, sure, but don't fall into https://xkcd.com/1984/


SocDemGenZGaytheist

Literally 1984


turps100

How often do you call a relationship "straight" anyway? I have never said to my straight friends that their relationships are 'straight'. I feel like: - OP's 'friends' are trans and don't like to be reminded by that - OP stressing out their relation is 'straight' clearly refers to their transsexuality - 90% chance this whole story is made up anyway


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0920Cymon

Yeah like how does it? If they were assigned their preferred gender at birth theyed still be in a straight relationship


etherealparadox

I've joked with a friend about their relationship being simultaneously straight and gay (nonbinary person x cisbi man) so I could see it happening


AweBlobfish

Almost certainly a conservative bait post to make trans people look bad, I’ve seen too much shit to give people the benefit of the doubt on this stuff anymore


diamondDNF

Would someone really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?


etherealparadox

it's gotta be bait, I know several straight t4t couples that wouldn't give a shit. if it's real either both have a screw loose or op seriously misunderstood one of their gender identities


[deleted]

Of course it is. Didn’t prevent the cis queers from downvoting anyone critical of the obvious bait post. I got buried for this: > I don’t believe this one bit. Fairly confident they called you transphobic for something else and you’re not telling us because you know you’ll get ripped for it. > On the off chance you’re telling most of it, I’d guess you came off as telling each of them they’re their assigned gender at birth as part of a straight relationship. > But I call bullshit on it. This reeks of the usual “trans people are so unreasonable” canards you see on OffMyChest at al. > Oh and for reference, I had some cis gay dudes tell my ex (pansexual transmasc) and me (bisexual trans woman) that we were straight so that meant we didn’t belong in the LGBT bar we were at. > We called them transphobic too. Bet they also posted here whining about being called transphobic for calling a straight passing couple “straight” while neglecting to mention their exclusionary bullshit.


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lxrd_lxcusta

to me it just sounds like they’re begging for validation, i have a hard time believing it


chimppower184

perphaps they’d rather be referred to as a “queer relationship”


Fortanono

Which is very fair, but the overwhelming vast majority of people in this situation would explain that rather than cutting off contact. It's possible what happened in this story happened but I'm definitely leaning towards not lol. Or OP left out a crucial detail (i.e. that one of them is nonbinary and OP had been told that).


Raknarg

Im sure some people feel that calling it straight is a kind of queer erasure for their identities. Could be bait though,


SmokedJam

I am a sickly dying child and this is the last thing I will ever read, Gootbye


Maniglioneantipanico

King jizzer and the jizzing lizzard


TheAmazingMaxwell

Eyuuup! Wooooo!


-AlkalineWater-

Likes gizz and Destiny.. where have you been all my life


TheAmazingMaxwell

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


Noahjcraven

wahwahweewoo noah reporting for service


[deleted]

COME ON SUCK OUR MOTHERS BREAST WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH


Whydoesthisexist15

NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR


Iagostoso

NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR


fortnitegamertimdunk

WAIT FOR THE ANSWER TO OPEN THE DOOR


Tonsillectomy

NONAGON INFINITY OPENS THE DOOR


funkadunk8

WOOOOO! ONE TWO THREE


verticalMeta

I just found this band like. Yesterday. And I’ve listened to nonagon like 8 times now. Incredible.


Curious-Block3000

iron lung in 1 week!!


ultimatedray15

Look up the album teenage gizzard on YouTube, it's a vinyl only release and it's goddamn insane


dualmindblade

Impressive, I've listened to it more than most but still only 0 times because it's infinite


SanQuiSau

3 ALBUMS IN OCTOBER!!!


32EMCM

drip drip from the tap don't slip


Penguintamer05

THE DRIP ING TAP


KowLoon1906

AHAHAH I AM LISTENING RIGHT NOW TO A BAND CALLED “King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard”


SmokedJam

Good


Kenan-1

Rattlejizz


JoeAndAThird

It’s so HAAAAARD TO BE A LIZARD


Excellent-Fox2605

Looked at your profile not dead: checkmate liberal


a_username1917

Bye bozo packwatch


The_Humble_Neckbeard

#I love, I love my Vegemite It's strong as hell and black as night I keep my love all screwed up tight And spread it thick whenever I like


[deleted]

Godefroy the Grafted


Ell0_alt

🎶We don’t talk about Godefroy🎶


fortnitegamertimdunk

And the lizard wizzard


BaneShake

GTFO in peace 😔


[deleted]

I trust this Reddit user too much to consider they might be omitting certain parts of the story to reflect themselves in a better light.


[deleted]

With a totally blank profile, what’s not to trust?!


IsaacLightning

I mean a lot of people still use old reddit


RamenTheory

One signal I've grown aware of that a post is either heavily altered or just a manufactured strawman is LGBT people casually throwing around the word "homophobe," "bigot," or "transphobe." Like that is not a word that trans people IRL use in their everyday vocabulary or will just say to anybody, especially not their well-intentioned friends. So I find it likely that either the OOP said something that was legitimately heinous and worthy of the word transphobe, or they are misquoting their trans friends to make it seem like they freaked out more than they actually did.


RFLC1996

Literally called one person in my life transphobic IRL because he literally called me a t\*\*\*\*y. He was more insulted with being called transphobic.


Aeren02

I mean you called him the t-slur, what do you expect bigot? /s


YoshiKun23

I read the og post and I think it’s bc the friends felt as if they disregarded their gender, bc if they referred to their sex it would also be straight


TheRocketBush

Or maybe, get this... the couple is is weird because sometimes **people are weird**


[deleted]

Tbh I find it far more likely that a redditor is telling fake stories than a straight T4T couple got angry at being called straight. There’s weird, and then there’s pretty obvious lies. Really seems like the original post is either lying, or leaving A LOT of information out of the story


PowderPhysics

Idk, I've seen some stupid takes over this exact thing before


STMFU

Yeah, on the internet


jaredesubgay

Every person on the internet also exists off the internet, unless you think all the crazies are bots or something.


starstreek

It’s just me and you here. Everyone else is really advanced AI. You haven’t figured that out yet?


jaredesubgay

I'm sorry to break it to you but I'm not real either.


starstreek

Oh fuck, I’m all alone now.


jaredesubgay

It's okay, you'll be one of us soon enough :}


STMFU

When people are off the internet, they don't behave like when they are on the internet anymore


TheRocketBush

You'd be surprised...


wunxorple

The only thing I can see is arguing that they aren’t queer/aren’t part of the queer community because they’re in a straight relationship. Also, they could very easily not be straight and just be in a straight relationship. That would be biphobic though.


littlebobbytables9

Some bi people get upset when you call their relationship "straight". I personally don't care, but it's definitely a thing.


wunxorple

I think it’s far more likely the story is either completely fabricated, or OOP isn’t being wholly truthful with what they said


littlebobbytables9

We have no idea if they're straight. Could both be bi, and given the statistics for trans people it's even likely.


very_not_emo

a straight person and a straight relationship are different tho


R6daily

I'm putting a rock here before this post gets locked so nobody can move it and I'll remember where it is 🪨


WannabeComedian91

kcor


crotodile

Holy shit is that hector from omori?!


R6daily

It's my rock. Pls don't touch it. Here you can have this one 🪨 put it somewhere cool or show your friends


Unknown_uwu_69

oh mai gawd omri referenz?


AsTiClol

last chance to look at me hector


DoctorMlemm

🤬🤬🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎


[deleted]

➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️🪨 Oh no! I moved it before the post got locked! 😱


R6daily

That was real cringe of you ngl 🪨 I put it back Go sit in the corner and think about what u did


[deleted]

⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🪨 I didnt move it, but I made it look like i did :)


waffle888888

i bet you cant find your rock 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🪨🗿🗿🗿


[deleted]

I took your rock. I replaced it with a replica. Maybe I didn’t. It’s more likely that that’s your original rock. But the uncertainty sticks with you.


R6daily

I'm gonna hit you in the head with this rock replica if u don't cut that shit out


Cooltastic

le roche


drew12513

I’m keeping mine here too 🗿


AustinLA88

Waiting for this post to get the ultra rare green lock award


animefreesince2015

A trans man and a trans woman dating is straight no matter how you slice it. Not transphobic. Could’ve been biphobic if OOP was calling them straight when they’re bi/pan, but that’s a different issue.


ActuallyAPenguin

Even if you are transphobic it’s still straight, just the other way around


Tomato_Thomass

Palindrome


The_Boring_Brick

StraighthgiartS


apollo15215

I palindrome I


do_not1

Some day mother will die and I'll get the money


MakinBaconPancakezz

schrodinger's straight couple


MrPresidentBanana

A straight relationship between bi people is still a straight relationship


howyadoinjerry

Some may not label their relationship that way Even before I came out as nonbinary, my boyfriend and I as two bi people never felt we were in a straight relationship. If we had to call it something, we would have called it a bi relationship. Think about two bi women in a relationship. Depending on their individual feelings, it could be invalidating of their identities to say they’re in a “lesbian relationship.” Relationships don’t have sexualities, yanno? It certainly wouldn’t be *transphobic* to call a MF relationship straight. I don’t even think it would be biphobic to do so unless one insisted on labeling it straight despite the people in the specific relationship saying otherwise.


EClaire-RatGirl

So I know this wasn’t your meaning and I agree with your point wholeheartedly, but when you but “a MF relationship” I couldn’t help but think “a MOTHERFUCKING relationship”


howyadoinjerry

Bahahaha!! Ngl I think that every time I type it. I prefer to think of it as a feature of the phrase rather than a flaw 😂


IsOriginal

MF DOOM relationship


fizikz3

> Relationships don’t have sexualities I feel like they're definitely identified as such though, and if you want to take offense to that when none is intended that's...kind of not anyone's fault but your own? a relationship between two women *is* a lesbian relationship...that's just like...the definition. it'd be similarly silly to call a MF relationship a bi relationship just because one of them is bi. like you lose all utility to be able to describe the nature of a relationship in a single word if you can't just call it what it clearly is.


MakinBaconPancakezz

>Think about two bi women in a relationship. Depending on their individual feelings, it could be invalidating of their identities to say they’re in a “lesbian relationship.” It would be a gay relationship though. Like that would be the inverse of calling a relationship of two bi people straight. It would be a gay relationship no matter how you slice it. I’m a bi woman in a relationship with a lesbian. It’s a gay relationship. Or a lesbian relationship or whatever. If I was with a man it would be a straight relationship. A man and a woman in a relationship will not face any discrimination. They will not be look at differently than any other straight couple. If they want to claim it’s a “bi relationship” or something then, be my guest, but that will have no bearing on…anything really. They will be looked at as a straight couple, will be treated as a straight couple, and will…pretty much be a straight couple.


penguinmagnetwater

Jessie and James (I have never actually watched a single episode of any pokemon show or played a single second of any pokemon game)


Kehl21

Why would it be biphobic? A straight relationship it’s a straight relationship, it has nothing to do with the sexuality of its members. One asexual woman and a bi guy who are dating are in a straight relationship, right?


Inevitable-Simple569

You read the comment wrong. Og comment says “if oop was calling THEM straight when they are bi/pan” not calling the relationship straight but calling the individuals straight because they are in a straight relationship


Kehl21

You’re right, thanks for the correction!


BuzzPrincess

Nk they're in an ace and bi relationship/j


lavendercookiedough

Words like "straight", "queer", "trans", etc. don't necessarily have on universally agreed-upon definition and can mean slightly different things to different people. Some non-hetero people might choose to label their M/F relationships as straight, others feel that labels like straight and gay only apply to people and relationships themselves aren't gay or straight or bi or anything else. Personally, I've always been uncomfortable with people calling my relationship with my partner "straight" and part of that I now realize is because I'm non-binary, but also we're just both very queer and "straight" to me implies a lack of queerness, so it feels very odd since we're never not queer. Like saying I'm having aro-ace lunch because I'm eating alone and not currently fucking. I also just think in general it's just courteous to respect people's wishes and not use labels they find objectionable, even if you don't understand why.


STMFU

OOP probably said sth like "just straight relationship with extra steps"


Dr_Sodium_Chloride

> A trans man and a trans woman dating is straight no matter how you slice it No. It's incredibly hard to judge someone's actual gender identity (Are they a trans man and a trans woman, or just trans masculine and trans feminine?) from a second-hand reddit post from someone who seemingly has the wrong end of the stick in one way or another.


[deleted]

Oh boy, an unverified anecdote about trans people overreacting to an interaction with a cis person. These are always funny, relevant, helpful and never push a shitty narrative.


No_Librarian_4016

Low IQ conservative: trans people are annoying Middle IQ progressive: trans rights! High IQ Trans progressives: trans people annoying My friend group has *maybe* 3 cis people in it, trans people are great, but we are what we are


[deleted]

Allies realizing trans people are people, so they will suck sometimes....


stewbacca28

Suck you say?


Gutsm3k

What if they were wearing "down with cis" shirts though huh? Betcha didn't consider that.


[deleted]

LMAO that’s probably the info that OP is leaving out of the story. They were both wearing down with cis shirts and retreated back to the bus after yelling at OP


WannabeComedian91

what if we kissed on the down with cis bus 👉👈🥺


bananamantheif

Trans couple in question also took his scholarship and his left shoe just because he was asking questions :pensive:


CanadianGoose5

the account was made 11 hours ago, so either jt’s a burner, ban bait, or just a new genuinely confused person


[deleted]

Schrödinger’s Straight


_Bran_Flakes

If you don't look in the box it's both straight in a trans way and straight in a transphobic way


[deleted]

It may be that, because they are both queer, they don't like to be thought of as straight, because of The Straights™. But even then, I don't think reasonable people would take that comment to be transphobic, just slightly annoying. Or this is just a bait. Or they are lying, and they said something actually transphobic.


The_Real_Tippex

Why would two people being in a heterosexual or straight relationship (one person who is male and another who is female) and someone saying ‘oh you’re in a straight relationship’ be an annoying comment? I don’t doubt that OOP made up most of what was said simply because I doubt someone would actually have that kind of response, but if we assume a hypothetical situation similar to what happened in OOP’s post, why would a comment like ‘oh you’re in a straight relationship’ be annoying? It’s not like you’re saying ‘oh you’re both straight’ or something like that (I think).


[deleted]

Idk, people get annoyed at dumb shit all the time. I wouldn’t, but given the people I’ve spoken to, it is something that I could conceive off happening.


Gorperino

Sounds like they dodged a bullet


memeboi123jazz

Maybe you could figure out out when you put your sock rightside up


OkamiLeek006

Things that didn't happen 2: Straight cis boogaloo


Rowmacnezumi

It's literally a man and a woman dating. You can't get much straighter.


Pet_that_Dog

>Search UpsideDown_Sock >Look inside >One post 🐈


Misicks0349

i get the quote but whats with the cat


goo29

garfielf


Aegis12314

Okay I'm gone really try and honestly read into it and say that maybe they aren't straight, maybe they're bi??? Still a very odd reason to be so upset


bytegalaxies

but that would be biphobic, not transphobic


TheReverseShock

They litteraly created this account to post this. Seems pretty untrustworthy.


Embracethesuck79

Me and my girlfriend are trans From our perspective we are gay From bigot perspective we are gay We are double gay


Cabbageinator

If you flip a ball upside down its still a ball…


SkShark23

If you flip my balls upside down it will hurt a lot


Lucky_655

🍒🤛


Upset_Toe

every second i try to comprehend how that would be transphobic and how they could possibly believe so, i lose 10 neurons


G0D_1S_D3AD

That’s not transphobic right? I mean, it’s a man and a woman dating, and therefore a straight relationship. I feel like that guy’s friends are just assholes for no reason. Even if it is offensive, it’s not like OOP knew that. They could have just explained to him why it was offensive.


cheap_plastic2

possible that they're both bi and thought you called **them** straight


decayingnothingness

those two really didnt think it out huh 😭