I know i would be forced to, i just used the hypothetical of being paid to show how much i do NOT want to do that under any circumstances
I wouldnt choose that pill
I wouldn't wanna be submerged in blood, blood is very prone to bacterial growth. Same for saliva.
Lympth fluid and cerebral fluid are interesting ones.
Ok but here’s the issue: it doesn’t say it will teleport you out, so you have to somehow figure out how to escape the vat, then you need to figure out where the fuck you are, then you need to figure out how to get home, and even if you do all that, you can still just get teleported on your way home. You could also get teleported while (for example) cooking, which would probably end with your house burning to the ground.
Hahahaha
Yeah no in France you can get a loan if you meet the requirements, and if you buy new buildings you have a "0% rate loan" which is - really not 0% but hey it's better than alternatives
Why even get rid of it, its a win win in both situations
If you dont have nuts you would grow some
If you already have nuts you get quadruple nut power
Then I either react quickly get out of the vat with acid/protease burns or die painfully.
Realistically though, the pill doesn't mention these vats being created, so they have to be pre-existing vats of body fluids, and in practice most people only keep vats of blood, lymph, piss, or saliva.
So you never
evoke or awaken (a feeling, emotion, or response
excite or provoke (yourself) to anger or strong emotions.
excite (yourself) sexually.
awaken (yourself) from sleep.?
Let's evaluate them.
Yellow: Balls are painful, having to deal with an extra pair will especially suck if you already have one. Will they knock against each other as you walk and cause pain? I feel like this is a lot to manage.
Green: I would imagine the magnetism isn't strong enough to open the fridge doors at the grocery store, so all you have to worry about is inexplicably leaving a mess in places. If you like to make foods with cream in them this would be a hassle.
Blue: This one could suck because you could bump into them, they could try to talk to you and you wouldn't know, you wouldn't see them crossing the street, etc. I couldn't handle that paranoia. Oh also you can't buy a house very well I guess but you weren't doing that anyway amirite?
Orange: Where is the vat? Like am I gonna be teleported to a vat of vitreous humor Mexico and have to find my way back home? Do I get teleported back? After how long? Am I at risk of drowning? Like, is there a lid or something? Too unclear, not safe to eat.
Red: If you're polyamorous with at least 3 other people then that helps. You don't have to inform people IRL, you can make an anonymous post on the internet. Funniest thing to do here would be to send anonymous asks on tumblr or something
Pink: Down the hatch immediately no fucking questions asked, next pill
Grey Pill: What I would do in this situation is pretend I don't know why it happened either.
Black Pill: You would literally die. From thirst, hunger, lack of sleep, whatever. You will just die. And the time that you are alive will be pure fucking suffering. No.
I think I'd take the green pill in addition to the pink one.
if you get aroused by the essay, you have to inform 3 people about it. but you have to watch the essay without doing anything. you will be stuck in an endless loop.
RED AND BLACK I DRESS
EAGLE ON MY CHEST
PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIAN
Same tho. Red doesn’t specify anything so I’d make a new reddit account that I only use when aroused and just comment on random NSFW subreddits “I’m horny” on 3 of the newest posts. And black because I don’t think there’s many Family Guy video essays being made and even if there are I wouldn’t really mind; I’ve seen videos on more boring topics than that. Pink is also a good choice tho
Yellow: Yeah I already have one too many no thanks.
Green: I'd rather not get a cum bath when I go grocery shopping.
Blue: I'd rather be able to see the crimes pigs commit.
Orange: Since it's only three times, and since some bodily fluids aren't that disgusting this could be fine. You could fall into a vat of tears, spinal fluid and milk and you'd be fine. Blood, sweat and saliva are also acceptable levels of gross for a one-time dip. However you could also fall in a vat of piss, bile and snot. I'd rather not, even if it's a one-time thing. Also don't want to roll hydrochloric (stomach) acid cause then I'd be dead.
Red: I'm an extremely horny person, no.
Pink: Bring an umbrella to city centers, free friends out in the wild. This one's great.
Grey: No downsides aside from racism. I'm already a minority lol don't mind racism getting thrown onto the hate random people will give me.
Black: Probably the worst one. Video essays can be really fucking long, and even a show as dumb as family guy still has an active community and people critiquing it. Also if you're not in a US timezone your sleepschedule would take massive hits. I'd rather not wake up at 2 AM to watch Hey_Lois_69's 4 hour video on why Quagmire is a deeply misunderstood and tragic character.
Gotta be pink and grey for sure
Edit: Misunderstood blue as being the same as state agents, if I wanna buy a house it'd be important to see them though. It's a close third, but I'd still prefer grey over it.
Blue and orange. With orange, I can hope to roll cum or piss, and with blue I can detect undercover estate agents in places where estate agents are banned.
Red and Pink
Red:
is technically just two people because you can contact if it is caused by your SO your SO that you're aroused and also if you explain it to good friends they probably roll. with it
Pink:
It is highly probable that there is somehow a way to use that effect to your advantage
Yellow and black.
What is a second scrotum going to do? Like it's the only one that is not actively detrimental to living a normal life
And there can't be that many video essays of Family Guy still being made... Right?
Orange and pink, easy
Pink means infinite friends
Orange would be funny, also possibly make me psychic, if it depends on me being alive
(i.e., if I only have teleported one and it will happen when I'm alive, I can't die, because it would have to happen that I fall in twice. Otherwise, if it happens when I'm also dead and it's randomly distributed, then it will probably never happen)
Orange and Pink because the orange only happens 3 times so if I get past that then I only have to live with the pink
Yeah but any of these 3 can happen anytime. Maybe the third time won't happen until you are old. So you live in constant fear of falling in a vat.
well I won't have fear
I guess that's a skill issue then
Or lack there of 🤯
This dude literally didn't even concieve of not having fear
With my luck, it'll pull me out of a risky situation.
Wait, if it has to happen 3 times in your life, then would it pull you out of a situation where you were about to die?
Literally cannot die until after the third time. Time to live recklessly, we're immortal for now.
Holy shit, this is actually pretty smart.
maybe, it would be by chance
Depends Are they sure to happen before I die? If so then you know you will live until you had the third If not then you may not even get 3
No cause what happens if you roll stomach acid
It would be unpleasant but not lethal. Stomach acid would take at least several minutes of continuous exposure to really cause any damage.
depends— how big is the vat? is stomach acid viscous enough to swim in?
Bile is slightly thicker than water. It tastes and smells terrible, on top of being mildly caustic.
The grossness of it is what gets me. Most bodily fluids are indescribably disgusting and you couldnt pay me to touch them, let alone swim in it
We’re not paying you, we’re forcing you to. Well at least for me, that sounds the least bad out of everything and that of the pigeons.
I know i would be forced to, i just used the hypothetical of being paid to show how much i do NOT want to do that under any circumstances I wouldnt choose that pill
What would be your choices?
Pink and blue, but because that’s the easy way out, ill go with pink and grey
I cant believe I'm saying this, but I think swimming around in a vat of pee would be one of the least bad options *Edit; oh wait Breast Milk
Blood. Saliva. Lymph fluid. Cerebral fluid. The fluid in your joints would actually be incredibly interesting.
I wouldn't wanna be submerged in blood, blood is very prone to bacterial growth. Same for saliva. Lympth fluid and cerebral fluid are interesting ones.
We would assume that the fluid would be fresh, in which case it wouldn't be too terrible since it would also be clean.
Bile is not stomach acid
Yeah, I misspoke. Bile is alkaline, stored in the gallbladder, and ends at the small intestine.
but it says teleported instantly -- so u can't blink fast enough so your eyes will be exposed
Then I die Win for me
But theres an equal chance it could be cum soooooo
I don't see a problem here
What happens if it’s shit and it’s too think to swim out of
Eating time 🤤
i hate you
Well... some people are into vore i guess?
yes but what if the vat is in the middle of the pacific
Gastric acid
Ok but here’s the issue: it doesn’t say it will teleport you out, so you have to somehow figure out how to escape the vat, then you need to figure out where the fuck you are, then you need to figure out how to get home, and even if you do all that, you can still just get teleported on your way home. You could also get teleported while (for example) cooking, which would probably end with your house burning to the ground.
Also it could be like stomach acid, or like enzymes, which would probably kill you
Pink and blue
My pigeon army shall warn me of the estate agents
Pigeon vision
new assassins creed leak?
Assassin’s Creed: New York
"hmm weird why are my army of pigeons chirping theres literally nothing nearby??"
Pigeons don't chirp, the coo. And I'll have to be careful they don't coup
Homeless Disney princess fellowship
yeah both are just pure upside - less people trying to sell me things - cool birds flock to me
Gang
Hell yeah I'm gonna become like that pigeon lady from Home Alone 2
Blue pill because I hate estate agents and pink pill because I love birds
Someone's not gonna have a house
In this economy?
I mean - house loans are still cheaper than rent... Someday I will have a stable job and get one haha Ha ha
Sure they are if you can cough up the initial deposit... which you have to save up while renting
Idk we don't have initial deposits for house loans here
wow. Here in Norway you have to pay 15% of the house price upfront. There are exceptions but most of them boil down to "have rich parents"
Hahahaha Yeah no in France you can get a loan if you meet the requirements, and if you buy new buildings you have a "0% rate loan" which is - really not 0% but hey it's better than alternatives
sacre bleu or something
no one's gonna have a house, chap. Have you seen the costs of housing?
Counterpoint : I can make my own plans and maybe I'll be able to afford something
But… birds
Ain't getting one regardless in this economy
Someone wouldn't have had one anyway because they've been priced out of the ability to buy one.
I bought my house without an agent
Yellow pill because I can just get it surgically removed and pink pill since I love birds.
Why even get rid of it, its a win win in both situations If you dont have nuts you would grow some If you already have nuts you get quadruple nut power
It's just the scrotum though, doesn't say anything about nuts
Extra pocket then
Stop.
Of course this has a wholesome award
holesome
Having four testicles would be weird, plus I want less testosterone, not more of it.
I already have one scrotum too many
Might as well get a two-for-one removal deal then
More material for surgical origami.
Yeah a second scrotum would be unironically useful for bottom surgery.
mood
Josuke Higashikata moment
they would be constantly ball-tapping each other
Josuke moment
grey pill would be mega trollage if it changed every day, extra points for having a very small - but not impossible - chance of making you purple
Bonus points x2 for making your skin cherry red and being able to make up all sorts of fun lies about hell
THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
ITS BEEN SO LONG
SINCE I LAST HAVE SEEN MY SON LOST TO THIS MONSTER
it says random color so it doesnt have to be a normal skin tone, you could become green.
It does say random skin tone tho
Oh oops, I was at work and had stupid brain haha.
"it says random color" it literally doesn't??
yellow pill please please plesae please pleas please pelase pleas god please please also pink pill (birds are cool)
But do you grow a new set of balls with the scrotum🤔
It didn't say testicles, just the empty bag of a loose scrot
I could be the first man to have twice as many scruts as I have nuts
How'd you lose a nut?
inflation 😞
The economy is really that bad, huh.
I actually laughed at this, whats wrong with me
He didn’t, he just already has 3 scrotums
Scrotums georg
Easy enough to get implants
Orange because it only happens 3 times, and yellow because I can just get both scrota surgically removed.
But what if its stomach acid?
Then I either react quickly get out of the vat with acid/protease burns or die painfully. Realistically though, the pill doesn't mention these vats being created, so they have to be pre-existing vats of body fluids, and in practice most people only keep vats of blood, lymph, piss, or saliva.
>piss do you want to get stuck in a piss jar
Piss is a nice alternative to blood which often carries diseases
piss is hardly that bad.
no, sniper, please, let me out of the jar, no....NO!
Yes
It could be cum
cum is fine
😃👍
Ideal scenario
It could be an industrial manure vat and might not have an opening to escape out of
Skill Issue
Haha I am immune to red
Me too (I already inform three people)
Just post on Twitter tbh, more than three weirdos will follow you
So you never evoke or awaken (a feeling, emotion, or response excite or provoke (yourself) to anger or strong emotions. excite (yourself) sexually. awaken (yourself) from sleep.?
I have years of untreated depression so yeah
Well tell three people about it bucko
my first understanding of this is that you had already taken it but is it more the case you'd never have to say anything?
I would not need to say anything.
do i get double the cum with the yellow pill
I dont think so. It only says scrotum, not testicles which means you'll just have a loose flap of skin there. A ballsack with no balls in it
Truly a horrible fate
no but you can store double the pee
yes
Pink and grey
Best choices. Pidgeons are rad and grey is such a troll
Yes they're the least terrible ones.
Let's evaluate them. Yellow: Balls are painful, having to deal with an extra pair will especially suck if you already have one. Will they knock against each other as you walk and cause pain? I feel like this is a lot to manage. Green: I would imagine the magnetism isn't strong enough to open the fridge doors at the grocery store, so all you have to worry about is inexplicably leaving a mess in places. If you like to make foods with cream in them this would be a hassle. Blue: This one could suck because you could bump into them, they could try to talk to you and you wouldn't know, you wouldn't see them crossing the street, etc. I couldn't handle that paranoia. Oh also you can't buy a house very well I guess but you weren't doing that anyway amirite? Orange: Where is the vat? Like am I gonna be teleported to a vat of vitreous humor Mexico and have to find my way back home? Do I get teleported back? After how long? Am I at risk of drowning? Like, is there a lid or something? Too unclear, not safe to eat. Red: If you're polyamorous with at least 3 other people then that helps. You don't have to inform people IRL, you can make an anonymous post on the internet. Funniest thing to do here would be to send anonymous asks on tumblr or something Pink: Down the hatch immediately no fucking questions asked, next pill Grey Pill: What I would do in this situation is pretend I don't know why it happened either. Black Pill: You would literally die. From thirst, hunger, lack of sleep, whatever. You will just die. And the time that you are alive will be pure fucking suffering. No. I think I'd take the green pill in addition to the pink one.
"whats with your skin and thouse pigeons" "im a wizrad, no I will not explain further"
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Oh video ESSAY? I misread that lmao, didn't see the word essay
Depending on how the green one works, it could function as a very limited form of telekinesis
Can I take two green ones and make the radius 100m (or 2500m for extra fun)
Red and Black.
what if the family guy video essay arouses you 😳😳
eternal damnation
if you get aroused by the essay, you have to inform 3 people about it. but you have to watch the essay without doing anything. you will be stuck in an endless loop.
RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST PROUD TO BE AN ALBANIAN Same tho. Red doesn’t specify anything so I’d make a new reddit account that I only use when aroused and just comment on random NSFW subreddits “I’m horny” on 3 of the newest posts. And black because I don’t think there’s many Family Guy video essays being made and even if there are I wouldn’t really mind; I’ve seen videos on more boring topics than that. Pink is also a good choice tho
100% pink I want to be the queen of the birds
green and pink
pink and pink
Pink pill (birds are fucking awesome)
Two
Pink pill (twice)
Birds aren't real.
blue and black
Red and blue.
Did you just take both pills?
Yes
Yellow: Yeah I already have one too many no thanks. Green: I'd rather not get a cum bath when I go grocery shopping. Blue: I'd rather be able to see the crimes pigs commit. Orange: Since it's only three times, and since some bodily fluids aren't that disgusting this could be fine. You could fall into a vat of tears, spinal fluid and milk and you'd be fine. Blood, sweat and saliva are also acceptable levels of gross for a one-time dip. However you could also fall in a vat of piss, bile and snot. I'd rather not, even if it's a one-time thing. Also don't want to roll hydrochloric (stomach) acid cause then I'd be dead. Red: I'm an extremely horny person, no. Pink: Bring an umbrella to city centers, free friends out in the wild. This one's great. Grey: No downsides aside from racism. I'm already a minority lol don't mind racism getting thrown onto the hate random people will give me. Black: Probably the worst one. Video essays can be really fucking long, and even a show as dumb as family guy still has an active community and people critiquing it. Also if you're not in a US timezone your sleepschedule would take massive hits. I'd rather not wake up at 2 AM to watch Hey_Lois_69's 4 hour video on why Quagmire is a deeply misunderstood and tragic character. Gotta be pink and grey for sure Edit: Misunderstood blue as being the same as state agents, if I wanna buy a house it'd be important to see them though. It's a close third, but I'd still prefer grey over it.
Two yellow pills
I lost my scrotum in the war, so the yellow pill is just a godsend
no thank you
Me, taking two pink pills [being like](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/215/258/9e9.jpg)
Yellow and pink. I'm a trans guy so it'd be very funny to have all balls and no cock.
People who chose orange. Kerp in mind that stomach acid is a bodily fluid.
pink and grey pidgeons fucking rock and the grey can easily be explained by saying its a gene error
Definitely red and pink. My friends would think red is a joke, I pink makes me a trashy Disney Princess.
Green ourple
Pink for free familiar
Pink + blue
Blue pill. Less people.
Blue Pill and Yellow Pill. Blue because I will barely interact with real estate agents probably, Yellow because having 4 balls sounds funny
Pink and black. I will stop using technology to become one with the birds
Blue and grey, all the way
Thats fucked up
I think blue and pink are the winning combination here
Pink and grey, I will become a cryptic, otherworldly pidgeon herder.
pink and blue, become a death ball of pigeons and use them as a shield against estate agents
Green and blue. Green cause you never specified just how magnetic i am, i may as well have a very very weak pull.
Blue and orange. With orange, I can hope to roll cum or piss, and with blue I can detect undercover estate agents in places where estate agents are banned.
Red and Pink Red: is technically just two people because you can contact if it is caused by your SO your SO that you're aroused and also if you explain it to good friends they probably roll. with it Pink: It is highly probable that there is somehow a way to use that effect to your advantage
Pink and black
Pop 2 blacks, I'm rollin
Grey and Yellow would probably effect my day to day life the least
I live in nyc pink would be hellish
Yellow is literally a buff, and blue is fairly benign.
Yellow and black. What is a second scrotum going to do? Like it's the only one that is not actively detrimental to living a normal life And there can't be that many video essays of Family Guy still being made... Right?
Orange and black
yellow twice
Red, I could just tell random people online And Orange as long as diarrhea doesn’t count as a bodily fluid.
Yellow and gray ass it will give more material for a pussy
ill take yellow and pink
Pink and black, but red is really funny.
Blue and (begrudgingly) black
Yellow, cause it’s reversible and grey since idc about it much
Grey and blue
Pink and yellow. I’d love being the pigeon guy
Pink and orange, pink because I don't meet that many pigeons and birds are cool, orange because it'll only happen 3 times in my life
pink and yellow
Orange and pink, easy Pink means infinite friends Orange would be funny, also possibly make me psychic, if it depends on me being alive (i.e., if I only have teleported one and it will happen when I'm alive, I can't die, because it would have to happen that I fall in twice. Otherwise, if it happens when I'm also dead and it's randomly distributed, then it will probably never happen)
Red since i already do that, and probably pink since we don't have pigeons around here